Chapter 16 Xu Damao knelt three times
With the affirmation of the stupid pillar, Xu Damao swaggered to Zhang Shaofeng, his mental excitement stimulated the circulation of blood, and his horse face was swollen red.
"Grandson, wait a minute, knock you down, call grandpa three times, and the master will spare you."
Zhang Shaofeng's eyes narrowed, looking at Xu Damao, how does this grandson look like a little RB, so hateful?
A stalk in the later generations suddenly appeared in my mind, and I casually replied to the past.
"Yamamoto Xu Damao, I'm X you immortal board."
Xu Damao clearly heard Zhang Shaofeng give him a new name 'Yamamoto Damao', if this spreads, it won't turn him into an RB person!
The street office had to come over and check on his ancestors, so he kicked Zhang Shaofeng's lower body, and kicked the stupid pillar in front of him.
"You're Yamamoto, and your whole family is Yamamoto...... Ouch! ”
Zhang Shaofeng turned around to avoid the front, went around to Xu Damao's right side, and kicked Xu Damao's right knee, Xu Damao couldn't stop it, rushed forward four or five steps, and knelt on the ground on one leg, and the stupid pillar was in front of him.
"Hey, grandson, get up quickly! How can you do such a big gift! It's not a year! ”
Silly Zhu smiled a little exaggeratedly, holding his hands weakly, looking at Xu Damao who was kneeling on the ground, he was very happy.
The people around him burst into laughter when they saw that the start was so funny.
"Da Mao, you were going to fight with the stupid pillar just now, why did you kneel in a blink of an eye!"
"Da Mao, are you admitting defeat to the stupid pillar? Why are you still on your knees? ”
"Hahahaha, Da Mao, why don't you ask Silly Zhu for a red envelope again, and you should give him a New Year's greeting!"
……….
Xu Damao was so angry that his face was a little distorted, he got up and glared at the stupid pillar fiercely, now is not the time to offend the cook, he turned around and rushed to Zhang Shaofeng, but was hugged by Lou Xiao'e.
"Xu Damao, stop fighting, let's go home! Good no good? ”
Lou Xiao'e is not good at directly saying that you can't win, knowing that Xu Damao has a good face, she can only euphemistically want to hold Xu Damao and pull it home.
Zhang Shaofeng looked at Lou Xiao'e's beautiful figure, and sighed in his heart that it was a pity, it was not a blessing person, but it was just a mistake by the predecessors, so if you have a chance to help her again!
"What a fart! Hurry up and go aside. ”
I was a little careless just now, causing myself to 'kneel' in front of the stupid pillar, which is a naked humiliation!
Now I have to get the field back quickly, the moth actually dragged his hind legs, and sure enough, his hair was long and his knowledge was short.
Xu Damao shook off Lou Xiao'e, and rushed over again, this time he didn't dare to use his feet, so he used his fists instead, and punched Zhang Shaofeng's nose, so that the grandson would have a little blood first.
Zhang Shaofeng looked at Xu Damao's weak fist, the corners of his mouth twitched, his left hand easily clasped his wrist, and with a pull, he pulled Xu Damao to the door of his house.
The right hand turned into a fist and smashed under his eye socket, Xu Damao was in pain, and he could only cover his eyes with his left hand and let out a miserable scream.
The pain was not over, Zhang Shaofeng kicked out again, kicked Xu Damao down and knelt at the door of his house.
The left hand pressed the back of Xu Damao's neck, raised his right hand and pumped it to Xu Damao's head, ready to make a beauty spa for Xu Damao's cheeks, but he took a free time.
Xu Damao also broke free and stood up immediately, this is too humiliating, this is the second time he has knelt down tonight, and his legs are still rising.
Seeing that Lou Xiao'e pulled Zhang Shaofeng back, how could she miss such a good opportunity, she used her own flirtatious feet and kicked Zhang Shaofeng underneath with one kick.
"Xiao Feng, sister, please, stop fighting."
Zhang Shaofeng was pulled back by Lou Xiao'e, and Xu Damao attacked in front of him, he was a little helpless and a little annoyed, is this considered a husband and wife?
Seeing Xu Damao's kick, he also kicked hard, kicking Xu Damao and falling to the ground.
Xu Damao was annoyed and angry, and was very dissatisfied with Lou Xiao'e, why didn't he tighten it!
"Moth, why don't you pull it hard?"
Lou Xiao'e was a little stunned, and glanced at her husband a little speechlessly, with mixed feelings in her heart, she ignored Xu Damao, and hurriedly apologized and pleaded with Zhang Shaofeng.
"Xiao Feng, my sister didn't want you to fight just now, listen to my sister's advice, don't be like Da Mao, I'll talk about him later."
The stupid pillar will not let go of the opportunity to ridicule Xu Damao, his mouth is broken, his poisonous tongue is opened, and the words he says will turn into a sharp sword, piercing Xu Damao's heart.
"Grandson, which one is this singing! I knelt for the master just now, and now I kneel at the door of the madman, and my face has become a thief!
Now you are still pulling your own woman together, are you ready to kneel on both knees as husband and wife! Shame on you! Bah. ”
After Silly Zhu finished speaking, he spat fiercely and threw Xu Damao a disdainful look.
"Silly pillar, what the fuck are you putting on a stinky fart, you can't speak, no one treats you as a dumb person, you won't interfere if you say it! Want to be a grandchild? ”
Xu Damao couldn't stand the poisonous mouth of the stupid pillar anymore, and burst out with a rough sentence, staring at the stupid pillar with red eyes.
"Hehe, grandson, the master didn't do anything, why didn't he let him speak? You can do it yourself, and what can you do! ”
The people around me also watched with relish, is this pair about to start? It's not a big deal, pick up Xu Damao, and look forward to a third kneeling.
Then you will have the first-hand information of tomorrow's factory news, and you can show off!
"Da Mao, are you addicted to kneeling?"
"It's not a gentleman, how can you bring your daughter-in-law?"
…….
Lou Xiao'e hurriedly came out to let everyone be merciful, and everyone closed their mouths, but no one was willing to go back to the house, and they had to see the ending.
Xu Damao's whole face turned black into the bottom of the pot, pushed Lou Xiao'e away, ran away, and kicked Zhang Shaofeng with a flying kick, he still thought that he didn't concentrate and suffered a loss.
This change was a bit sudden, and everyone thought that this matter was about to end, because Lou Xiao'e had been persuading Xu Damao, and Zhang Shaofeng had not done it again, who knew that Xu Damao would suddenly take off and kick.
"Xu Damao's grandson is really insidious!"
"You just know, this grandson has always been so virtuous."
"Playing tricks, hiding behind women, and showing off their stinky appearance, these are Xu Damao's consistent operations."
"Yes, there's nothing strange about it, this is normal Xu Damao, if he doesn't do it one day, then you have to be careful."
Because Lou Xiao'e was obstructing, Zhang Shaofeng didn't plan to play anymore, but Xu Damao's force value was too weak and he had no interest.
Xu Damao kicked over like this, if it weren't for the various skills of his body, which had been tempered by the Purifying Pill, he would really be kicked to the ground by Xu Damao, which angered Zhang Shaofeng.
Zhang Shaofeng slapped the kicked foot with his hand, and quickly kicked Xu Damao's thigh, catching up with Xu Damao, who fell, and slapped him left and right.
I wanted to fan it again, but I was pulled by Lou Xiao'e again, Zhang Shaofeng was very angry, this girl is not cute at all now!
could only kick Xu Damao's arm hard, Xu Damao was kicked and turned over, and fell to the ground again, in the direction of the door of the second uncle's house.
"Ah, madman, I'm not done with you."
Xu Damao was kicked so much that he couldn't get up, and he broke out in a cold sweat in pain, this time it hurt a lot and was insulting, so he could only say cruel words to express his dissatisfaction.
Silly Zhu stopped being sarcastic, accusing Xu Damao of laughing, and the voice merged with the voices of the people around him.
The second uncle watched the whole process in his own house, and didn't come out, it would be very embarrassing to come out at this time, he just had a fight with the stupid pillar, and the decline in prestige is certain, going out to take care of this matter, I feel a little embarrassed!
They're all goddamn stupid pillars!
It's embarrassing not to go out, as the uncle in the courtyard, he doesn't care when he sees things, what do the children in the family think of him?
Do you want the identity of these two masters in the future?
Do you want to fight for the position of the first uncle?
In the end, the official's mind overwhelmed all thoughts and walked out, and the old lady never showed up, this is all happening at her doorstep!
"Don't you all have to go to work tomorrow? Let's all go back to the house! ”
Bangs didn't dare to be arrogant like before, his tone was quite gentle, he turned his head to look at Zhang Shaofeng, and he regretted it a little in his heart, this rabbit cub didn't seem to listen to his own words!
Silly Zhu even gave him a dismount directly, snorted heavily, tilted his head to look at the starry sky, as if Qin Huairu was on it, so that he never got tired of looking at it.
Liu Haizhong could only look at the weak Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e, and began to teach.
"Da Mao, don't be beaten, no, don't fight, Xiao'e help Da Mao back!"