After a while, Lin San returned to his room, and looked at Xiao Yu, who was sitting on the edge of the bed and was as quiet as a virgin, one head and two big.

He didn't want to have a relationship with Xiaoyu at this time, to be precise, he didn't want to have a relationship with any woman before stepping into the threshold of cultivation.

Since coming to this world, Lin San has always had a voice in his heart reminding him all the time: the existential crisis has not been resolved, the emperor still needs to work hard, and the result of stopping to enjoy the beauty of flowers is death.

Lin San had read a lot of Xuan Xian novels in his previous life, and almost every book emphasized the importance of the child's body to cultivation. Regardless of whether you are a man or a woman, once you have a relationship with someone of the opposite sex before you practice, it is almost impossible for that person to improve on the path of cultivation. Normally, monks look for Taoist companions after they have reached a certain level of cultivation.

Whether the monks of this world have a child body limit, Lin San didn't know. He only knew that he didn't have the cultivation talent now, so he couldn't make his future cultivation path more difficult.

So, Xiaoyu can't sleep.

Between dying of addiction and retaining the possibility of cultivation, he did not hesitate to choose the latter.

And the reason why Lin San married his cousin was because this was the only obsession of the original owner. If he doesn't complete this obsession, the original owner's consciousness may jump out at some point and block him.

For the sake of his own cultivation plan, and in order to be able to completely occupy this body, Lin San had to cut through the mess quickly, even if he didn't sleep with his cousin first, he would marry his cousin.

So, here's the problem.

How to hide from Xiaoyu?

How to make her think that she has become a woman of the young master without having a substantive relationship!

The other is how to hide from his aunt Li and make Li think that he has become a boat with Xiao Yumu.

These two issues have to be addressed one by one.

Thinking of this, Lin San pulled over a stool and sat opposite Xiao Yu, stared at her and asked, "Xiao Yu, do you know how to cave the room?" ”

I hate it, why does the young master ask everything......

Xiao Yu's head was lowered, she didn't dare to look at Lin San, and she shyly wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into.

As a descendant, Lin San didn't feel that these things were unspeakable, so he continued to ask: "That young master tested you, what did the couple do on the night of the cave room?" Uh, let's be specific. ”

Hearing this, Xiaoyu was suddenly ashamed, and her head hung directly to her chest.

Lin San stared at Xiao Yu so directly, and put on a posture of vowing not to rest.

Under his persecution, Xiaoyu twisted for a while, and then replied: "In the same bed, sharing a pillow, falling red... Madame said that after sharing a pillow, it will fall red..."

"That's all?" Lin San chuckled, and almost had the bottom in his heart, this one in front of him was Xiaobai.

As we all know, Xiaobai is better fooled.

Lin San once saw a joke. In ancient times, a husband and wife had been married for a year or two, but they had no children, and the husband and wife still respected each other like guests. The neighbor was curious and asked what did this little Langjun do with his wife at night? Na Langjun replied, "Turn off the lights, sleep, and sleep together." So the neighbors asked what they were doing while sleeping. That Lang Jun replied, "Sleep and hug each other, what else can you do?" ”

So the neighbor asked him if there was anything particularly bad about him at night. Xiao Langjun said that there is indeed a place that is not good, and it is troublesome to turn over. Then the neighbor took him to the east end of the village to see the exciting scene of two dogs riding and fighting.

Xiao Langjun blushed and seemed to have an understanding, so he hurriedly ran home......

Soon, seeing that the relationship between Xiao Langjun and his wife heated up rapidly, he mixed oil in honey every day, you and me. Every night, there would be a clanging sound next door, and the neighbors were very relieved.

However, after a period of time, the neighbor suddenly found that Xiao Langjun's wife was inexplicably lame, to be precise, her legs and feet were inconvenient, she limped when she walked, and often rubbed her knees and hissed for cool air, so she caught Xiao Langjun and asked the reason. Xiao Langjun chattered for a long time, and replied with a guilty face, "Because I learned the dog in the east of the village every day and performed the etiquette of husband and wife, I damaged my wife's knees."

The neighbor was shocked and hurriedly told him that the diversity of Zhou Gong's rites did not have to be confined to one style. Xiao Langjun suddenly realized after hearing this, and hurried home.

Since then, Mrs. Xiao Langjun's legs and feet have quickly recovered.

……

Gathering his thoughts, Lin San asked Xiaoyu to kneel on the bed, took out a stack of cards that had been prepared a long time ago, and proposed: "I'll teach you to play a game, this game is called Smoke Daji, whoever loses will take off a shirt, and you have to let the winner kiss it until it is finished." ”

Xiao Yu was ashamed when she heard this, and couldn't resist her curiosity, coupled with the fun of the gambling content, she nodded shyly, and sat down on her knees, listening to Lin San tell her the rules of card drawing.

The so-called draw of Daji is to put a stack of cards face down on the table, and two of the cards with the Daji pattern painted on them, one card face up, is stuffed into all the cards, and one card is stuffed face down into the card face. Both sides roll the dice, with the loser of each match turning over two cards, and the winner then turning over one card. Regardless of whether it is a face up or a face up, whoever gets Daji first loses.

Because the cards with the Daji pattern are one light and one dark, many people tend to focus too much on the face card and ignore the face card, so they lose the trick instead.

Under Lin San's explanation, Xiaoyu quickly relaxed, understood the rules of the game, and suddenly became a little eager to try.

She felt that she would win the game because of her eye disease and ingenuity.

The two of them immediately spread out the cards and played with great interest.

Soon, three hours passed.

When the first time the rooster crowed, the game was finally decided, and Xiaoyu, who had lost nothing, was sleepy, happy and shy and shy in the quilt, and would not fall asleep for a while.

Lin San pushed her, but found that he couldn't wake up, so he bit his finger with a smile and threw a few drops on the sheets.

Then, go to bed and put her arms around the long-legged maid Meimei and fall asleep.

The first step is to get it!

……

The next morning, the inner hall of the Li family.

"Xiaoyu, how is the young master?"

"It's good..."

"What time did you go to bed last night?"

"Ugly, ugly..."

"So late? What have you and Master Cousin done? ”

"The young master taught the slave to play a game of kneeling on the bed, tossing for most of the night, tired to death......"

"Okay, okay, madam, I understand, I understand..." Li looked at Xiao Yu who was limping in front of him with a smile, and his face was full of the look of a person who had come over.

Xiaoyu looked up at Li in confusion, and wanted to ask, "This game has never appeared in our Daming Mansion, do you really understand, madam", but in the end she was embarrassed to ask.

Li nodded with satisfaction, and arranged for his personal maid to help Xiaoyu, who was not good at her legs, to go back to rest.

Turning his head, the Li family sent someone to invite Li Wanyu over, took her daughter's hand and Yin Yin admonished: "Xiaoyu, you were the most sticky to your cousin when you were a child, every time he came to our house, you liked it so much, every time he left you, you had to cry, why did you still have a point when you grew up?" Tomorrow is the annual hydrological event of Daming Mansion, you and your cousin go to see it together, and cultivate feelings by the way. After this, the two of you are going to live a lifetime, how can you be cold all day long? ”

Li Wanyu lowered her head and said "um", but she was not as resistant as before. Now that she is kissed and married, and she has been with Lin San for a long time, she gradually remembers the good memories when she was a child, and her perception of Lin San has improved.

After all, she and Guo Qingchen only stayed at the level of chatting, being affectionate, and stopping at the level of etiquette, and they did not reach the level of knowing their hearts and minds, and they did not marry (marry).

And this level of affection is the easiest to forget.

"Got it, mother, you better hurry up and see your brother, I passed by the study when I came, and I heard Mr. Xixi being angry inside." Li Wanyu replied with a smile, but she was thinking in her heart, my cousin looks like a human dog, but his personality is a little strong, so he told me last night not to go here, not there, and not to talk to strangers, especially men...... Alas, this is so strict before getting married, what can I do after I get married?

Li didn't think as much as his daughter thought, so he happily picked up the style of a child's clothes from the basket on the table, shook it and said, "Mother will make one for you with her own hands, so as not to be blind when you need it urgently", and put the children's clothes back again.

"Oh, mother, it's still early, I hate it..."This topic is too explosive, Li Wanyu couldn't stand it, and ran away after spoiling.

………