What does it mean to be angry?

Qin Yan is now!

He had never been teased like this when he was so old, and he was still teased by a woman, a woman he hated so much.

Careless.

Sect Leader Zhang's fucking words, it's really a wise saying!

Qin Yan took several deep breaths, but the fart was useless, and the fire in his chest still couldn't be extinguished.

He urgently needed to find a way to put the fire out of the way.

It must not be possible to find Yu Fei to put out the fire, this woman ran home early and locked the door.

So, after Qin Yan's eyes turned around a few times, he locked on Yu Fei's car again.

It seems that it was so merciful to block your three exhaust pipes last time, now you can consider blocking the last one as well.

However, Qin Yan looked at it and gave up this idea.

This is not because he found it in his conscience, but because this time Yu Fei parked in the opposite direction from last time, and the position of the butt of the car was just within the scope of monitoring.

For the sake of safety, Qin Yan had to think of another way.

If the exhaust pipe can't be blocked, then you can only find a way on the front of the car.

(PS: Please don't imitate the following content, readers, this is absolutely wrong!) It's just a novel, it's just a joke, it's just some bad fun games between the male and female protagonists, just to make everyone happy! ）

Qin Yan walked home while thinking about it and began to look for suitable props.

After a moment, Qin Yan walked out with a smile, holding a roll of medical tape in his left hand and a bottle of 502 glue in his right hand.

He cautiously glanced next door and found that there was no potential danger and went to work.

First, he picked up the 502 glue and dripped it exactly into the spout of the glass water on the hood of the sports car.

It took 5 seconds to complete the first task, Qin Yan tore off 5 centimeters of medical tape and accurately pasted it on the license plate of the sports car.

"Hmph, 52996, what a broken license plate, changing it to 52θθθ is much more pleasing to the eye, I'm really a genius."

Nodding with satisfaction, Qin Yan walked back home triumphantly.

Comfortable.

It's time to get a good night's sleep.

Tonight's incident also reminded Qin Yan that in the future, no matter if he writes songs or other things, he will have to register the copyright easily, and he will encounter similar things again.

……

Yu Fei was in a good mood last night, and her sleep quality was very good, so she rarely got up early today.

She walked out of the house humming a song, ready to work out.

Although this girl is naturally beautiful, she kills 99.9999% of women in seconds if she doesn't exercise her figure, but it's not bad to exercise occasionally, after all, she still has 0.0001% of her goal to surpass.

But when Yu Fei walked out of the door and saw Qin Yan sweating profusely on the roadside grass, she was in a bad mood for a while.

Disappointing, I went out early in the morning and met the broom star.

Hey, is this guy practicing martial arts?

The movements are so slow, not as good as the park man.

But this guy is really in good shape, this body, this muscles, this thighs......

Bah, how am I interested in this stinky rascal.

glared at Qin Yan fiercely, Yu Fei snorted coldly and left.

"Hmph."

This cold snort made Qin Yan a little baffled.

What's in the way of you when I get up early to practice?

Secretly rolling his eyes, Qin Yan continued to practice.

He is now practicing a set of ancient martial arts left over from his predecessor, and this body has been practicing for more than ten years.

This world is different from the earth in the previous life, although the ancient martial arts are almost extinct, there are still some inheritances.

Qin Yan didn't want to continue practicing, but when he found that he could easily jump one meter and a half, and the 100-meter sprint almost killed the big black bolt in his previous life, he didn't want to give up.

According to the memory of the original owner, when this set of kung fu practices the so-called "qi", there will be a qualitative leap in physical fitness.

When the time comes, all diseases will not invade and live a long life, not to mention, and the most important thing is that I heard that the ability in that area will be greatly increased.

Hey, hey, hey......

Hang on! You have to persevere!

Endure it for two or three years, and the chick will become a phoenix!

Thinking of this, Qin Yan practiced more and more hard, and it wasn't until Yu Fei drove the car blocked in front of his house to leave, that he went back to change his clothes and go to work.

……

Stepping on the point of going to work, Qin Yan clocked in on time.

Entering the office, turning on the computer, taking out the big meat buns and spicy soup bought on the road, Qin Yan began to eat breakfast.

Look, having an independent office is so capricious.

And those screenwriters who fight on the street in the public relations office area, they don't have this treatment.

You have to generate profits for the company before you can enjoy the privileges!

The effort and the reward are always proportional.

Click!

The door was pushed open, and a beautiful figure walked in, which startled Qin Yan.

Qin Yan swallowed half of the bun in his mouth stiffly, and then looked at the person who came and smiled bitterly.

"Can't you knock on the door, it scares people to death?" Qin Yan said with a look of resentment.

Xiao Muyu walked over and sat down with a smile and said, "Pay attention next time." By the way, why do you eat steamed buns every time I see you for breakfast? ”

"What do you eat without buns? Besides, on the way to work, this steamed bun shop is just down the way. ”

Qin Yan said and took a sip of spicy soup.

Xiao Muyu rolled his eyes playfully and said, "I see, you are lazy, you have graduated for almost two years, and you just lack someone to take care of you." ”

Qin Yan was stunned for a moment, and then asked in a ghostly manner, "Then ......, do you want to care?" ”

"Ahh

Xiao Muyu's face instantly turned red, and he was a little overwhelmed.

Qin Yan felt that his words just now were a little abrupt, but since the words were said, there was nothing to regret.

It's just a casual question, success or failure doesn't matter, it's all acceptable.

For Xiao Muyu, he originally had a casual attitude.

"Just kidding, look at what scares you. By the way, what the hell did you come to me early in the morning? ”

Smiling, Qin Yan didn't care about changing the topic, but there was always a little uncomfortable feeling in his heart, after all, no one likes to be denied.

Xiao Muyu also sorted out his mood and no longer dwelled on the topic just now.

Her acting career is advancing by leaps and bounds, and now is really not the time to talk about personal feelings.

"Qin Yan, I'm going to report to the crew tomorrow, but I'm still a little uncertain about the role of Zhang Yuniang, the heroine of "Parrot Mound", so I want to ask you, the original author, for advice on acting, after all, this is the role you created."

Hearing this, Qin Yan smiled dumbly.

I'm the original author, and this character is not something I created, but a real one in another space called Earth.

Besides, I am a small screenwriter, and I don't have a system, so I really don't know anything about acting.

"Xiao Yu'er, you're asking the wrong person, I'm a layman in acting." Qin Yan said.

Xiao Muyu was stunned for a moment, and then rolled her beautiful eyes.

I was really sick and rushed to the doctor, how could Qin Yan, a screenwriter, know how to act.

Perhaps, I should go to Director Zhang Yao to talk to him, and he should give him some advice.

"I forgot about this, interlacing is like separating mountains, and the acting and screenwriting are still very different." Xiao Muyu said.

Qin Yan nodded, then thought about it and said: "Well, but don't worry too much, as long as this character has a sense of substitution and can experience the emotional changes in the character's heart, it will be easy to play." Zhang Yuniang's character's life is divided into three stages, namely the joy of falling in love, the thoughts after separating from the lover, and the heart of the lover after death. ”

After listening to Qin Yan's words, Xiao Muyu was thoughtful, and then a bright smile appeared on his face.

"My acting skills are no worse than Yu Fei, so I will definitely play this role well, Qin Yan, thank you!"

"You're welcome, you're going to make it."

"I think so too, goodbye."

"Goodbye ......"

Xiao Muyu left to fight for her dream.

As for the ambiguous topic just now, Qin Yan didn't think about it anymore.

Above friends, lovers are not full.

It's a little worse, maybe it's separated by thousands of mountains and rivers.

Reborn in a lifetime, Qin Yan wanted to open it very much.

Although I like you, whoever is missing in these years can't live, just let everything go naturally.

There are a lot of licking dogs in this world, but obviously not me.