Chapter 3 Zhu Bajie marries a daughter-in-law
Yi Ling tried to persuade again, "Besides, you don't have a few children in your purse, now if you follow me into Wangyang Mountain, worship the master, have food and shelter, it is better than you wandering outside, if you get the true inheritance of the master and learn something, you can go down the mountain and set up a stall to catch ghosts and collect demons, which can not only be famous, but also earn a lot of money, why not?" ”
"I don't want to! I said, little brother, you also rely on your reputation to eat in this Luoyang City, and you openly defraud the people of their money, aren't you afraid of spreading the word and smashing the signboard? Ruan Yuan was a little impatient, and threatened Yi Ling to shake it out if he didn't return his purse.
"Well, yes, if this gets out, it really won't have a good impact." Yi Ling pinched his chin thoughtfully.
"That's right, besides, little brother, to tell you the truth, after so many years, I, Ruan Yuan, am not a vegetarian, if you are still with me, I will treat it as if nothing happened, and I will not trouble you." Ruan Yuan waved his fist viciously, trying to deter Yi Ling, because Chen Mazi had said that Yi Ling was afraid of things.
"Yo, this temperament is strong enough, it's suitable to join us as a demon hunter, cultivate well, and over time, you will definitely be able to become a great weapon in the future." Yi Ling laughed heartlessly, and patted Ruan Yuan's shoulder, not taking Ruan Yuan's words to heart at all.
Ruan Yuan lowered his head and snorted, this guy is obviously rubbing her self-esteem on the ground, there is so much nonsense, it is better to snatch it back directly.
Thinking of this, he raised his fist and beckoned to Yi Ling's face.
Yi Ling didn't have time to react at all, his fist fell firmly on the corner of his mouth, Yi Ling covered the bleeding corner of his mouth, and said incredulously, "Really hit you?" ”
Ruan Yuan didn't talk nonsense, and greeted him with another punch.
Yi Ling was so frightened that he immediately stretched out his left hand and held Ruan Yuan's hand, "Still fighting?" ”
"It's you, a bastard!" As he spoke, Ruan Yuan stepped on Yi Ling fiercely.
Yi Ling let go of his hand in pain, and Ruan Yuan's fist didn't stop, and waved it again.
Such a ruthless girl, Yi Ling was shocked, his left foot took half a step back, his body leaned sideways, and he dodged, Ruan Yuan raised his leg and swept again, hitting Yi Ling's head directly.
Yi Ling reached out and grabbed Ruan Yuan's calf, and then reached out and clicked Ruan Yuan's acupuncture point, and Ruan Yuan couldn't move.
Poor Ruan Yuan has been in the rivers and lakes for a few years, although he has been taught a few tricks by Cai Jun, he only has some fist and foot kung fu, and he is Yi Ling's opponent. "Let go of me, what kind of hero is it to point at my acupuncture points, there is a kind of let go of me, we have a fight with real skin and flesh."
Damn, didn't Chen Mazi say that this Yi Ling is a greedy and afraid of death, she has followed Cai Jun's kung fu in the past few years, and she should be able to win.
Yi Ling no longer said anything to Ruan Yuan about face-saving words, his plan succeeded, and he smiled wantonly, "Let you go?" How is it possible, we lack such a girl with good hands and feet to do laundry and cook for us, but our skills are really not very good, and it is more than enough to run away after practicing. ”
Yi Ling smiled and confessed, "Besides, why do you think you came, then I didn't also make a bloody investment, in order to buy off the merchants to promote the prestige of our Wangyang Mountain, I didn't spend a lot of silver, I received you this silver, but it was just to return to the capital." ”
"Bastard, no wonder the old man Yang who sold candy told me a few days ago that he wanted Yang Shan to recruit apprentices, including food and lodging and giving him monthly money, it turned out that he had accepted a bribe from you." Ruan Yuan suddenly realized.
"Eh, smart, the child can be taught." Yi Zero laughed proudly.
"Bastard, if you don't let me go, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will go to the yamen to sue you!" Ruan Yuan was furious, and his little face turned red.
Yi Ling hooked the corners of his mouth, took Ruan Yuan's hand, and bent down to carry Ruan Yuan on his shoulder. "Then I can't let you go!"
The sudden weightlessness made Ruan Yuan exclaim, "Help, robbed the people's girl, help......"
Yi Ling grinned and couldn't stop laughing, "Call it, call it, if you cut your throat, no one will come to save you." ”
In this way, Ruan Yuan was returned to the cave by Yi Lingkang.
"Lao Tzu tells you that there are brothers at the foot of Lao Tzu Mountain, and there is also a strong martial arts, who can defeat ten with one! If you don't let me go, you should be careful...... Beware of not seeing the sun tomorrow! Nguyen Yuan threatened again.
Unexpectedly, Yi Ling didn't care at all, kicked open the door, looked around, and shouted, "Old man, old man, where are you staying, I brought a little junior sister back......"
"Hey." Ruan Yuan was dangled by Yi Lingkang on his shoulder, this thing was running too fast, Ruan Yuan's brain hurt, and his stomach was churning, "Quick, let me down, I'm going to vomit......
"Spit out, bear with me, I'll take you to worship Master." Yi Ling slapped Ruan Yuan's buttocks, trying to get Ruan Yuan to stop making noise.
This dog thief actually slapped her ass, when did she Ruan Yuan suffer such humiliation?
Where does this look like a respected Taoist leader, he is clearly a bandit leader, he has already heard Chen Mazi's words, Ruan Yuan kept complaining in his heart, "Really...... I'm going to throw up, you're shaking me dizzy, hey......"
Yi Ling didn't care what Ruan Yuan said, he just ran forward happily, this posture was like Zhu Bajie marrying Miss Gao of Gao Laozhuang.
Chai Yang was cooking in the kitchen with an apron, and when he heard Yi Ling's voice, he kept turning the dishes in the wok with a spoon while fanning the smoke with his hands, "Kitchen, kitchen!" What are you calling?! ”
Yi Ling got a response, and hurriedly carried Ruan Yuan again, raised his feet and ran to the kitchen, "Old man, I brought you a little apprentice back." ”
Damn, don't run, Ruan Yuan's stomach kept churning.
Chai Yang was choked by the smoke, he couldn't stop coughing, and when he heard Yi Ling's footsteps, Chai Yang rubbed his eyes that were smoked to tears, and scolded, "Stinky boy, where did you go, you don't cook, do you want to starve you to death!" ”
"Hey, old man, you're not kind to you, didn't I listen to your instructions to recruit the little junior sister? This is not for you to bring back. Yi Ling first replied not to be outdone, and when he mentioned Ruan Yuan, he was proud again.
"Little junior sister? Oops, okay, good, I'll see. Chai Yang laughed, hurriedly put down the big spoon in his hand, and strode over.
Chai Yang walked up to Yi Ling, saw the corners of Yi Ling's blue and red mouth at a glance, frowned and asked, "What's wrong with your mouth?" Stealing a honeycomb was stung? Or was he beaten up by a blind bear? ”
Before Yi Ling could explain what was going on at the corner of his mouth, Chai Yang caught a glimpse of Yi Ling carrying a girl on his shoulder, tilted his head and asked carefully, "Little junior sister?" ”
Yi Ling nodded.
"Oh, yes, yes, oh, it's so good......" Chai Yang hurriedly wiped his hands with the apron tied around his waist, and then reached out to pick up Ruan Yuan on Yi Ling's shoulder, "Why don't you put your little sister down quickly." ”
Turning his face is really faster than turning a book, Yi Ling sighed helplessly, put Ruan Yuan down, and solved Ruan Yuan's acupoint.
Ruan Yuan, who was already turning over in his stomach, was even more uncomfortable now, covering his mouth and not daring to let go.
Chai Yang asked with concern, "Girl, what's wrong?" ”
"Oh, she wanted to run, she was carried back by me, I guess she wanted to cry at this time, right?" Yi Zero explained.
When Chai Yang heard this, he angrily stretched out his hand and slapped Yi Ling hard, "Stinky boy, tell people that you can't do it, are you a bandit?" Carry it back to someone, why are you so capable? ”
"You can do it, if I don't carry it back, I'll run away early, who will wash and cook for you, you will pretend to be a good person at this time." Yi Ling stood aside with his hands folded.
"Stinky boy, you want to die, don't you......" Before Chai Yang finished speaking, Ruan Yuan, who was covering his mouth and nose, could no longer contain the turbulent waves in his stomach, and vomited on Chai Yang.
Suddenly, Chai Yang and Yi Ling both froze in place, Chai Yang was the first to react, looking at the unknown sticky objects flowing on his body, he also felt sick to his stomach in his heart, retched a few times, and then shouted at the top of his voice, and the whole cave was surrounded by Chai Yang's screams.
Seeing Chai Yang's appearance, Yi Ling covered his stomach and gloated, "Old man, old man, you have been punished." ”
Ruan Yuan didn't listen to what these two people were saying at all, it was really uncomfortable, seeing that there was another upside down in his stomach, and he was about to vomit out, Chai Yang's eyes were sharp, and he quickly pushed Ruan Yuan onto Yi Ling.
Yi Ling held Ruan Yuan in a panic, and he was also frightened, "Hey, don't, don't vomit, if you vomit, you have to pay me a new one!" Forget it......"
Yi Ling felt that it was useless to warn at this time, so he simply raised his hand directly and knocked Ruan Yuan unconscious.
Good boy, I'm not done with you! The look in Ruan Yuan's eyes when he closed his eyes could literally gouge out a hole for Yi Ling.
When Ruan Yuan woke up again, it was already evening, thinking of what happened in the afternoon, Ruan Yuan was so frightened that he quickly lifted the quilt and sat up from the bed, and looked at the room, the room was very dark, only a dilapidated dresser with an oil lamp on it, the room was quite large, and the furnishings were very simple, just a bed, a wardrobe, and a dresser.
But this house is special, no, it should be said to be a stone cave, oh yes, the dog thief just kidnapped her into a big stone cave, into the thief's den! It's over, Ruan Yuan is a little flustered, the ghost knows if this group of people who kill a thousand knives will do something to her.
Escaping offline is the most important thing, grandma's, old man Yang, you also do this kind of pit business, and when Lao Tzu escapes, you have to lift your broken stall!
After Ruan Yuan calmed down and thought about it carefully, she remembered that the paths in the stone cave were staggered, and there were only ...... The kitchen is the brightest, yes, the kitchen may be an exit from this stone cave, the old man used to cook there, the kitchen is smoky, so it must be ventilated, and there can be escape.
Ruan Yuan turned over and got out of bed, didn't dare to make too much movement, gently put on his shoes, and tiptoed slowly towards the entrance of the cave, for fear of making a little noise and alarming Yi Ling's dog thief.
When I walked to the entrance of the cave, I was just about to raise my feet and step out, when I heard a familiar male voice coming from under Ruan Yuan's feet, "Hey, be careful, run away if you want to run, don't step on the dead!" ”
Ruan Yuan exclaimed in fright, stumbled back a few steps, and one of them didn't stand firmly, and fell to the ground again, making Ruan Yuan grin in pain.
When he raised his eyes, Yi Ling had already walked up to Ruan Yuan, holding a fire fold in his hand, hunched his waist, hooked the corners of his mouth and smiled, "Let you sneak and want to escape, your butt hurts." ”