111. I'm just a little stupid, I'm not stupid
"8:55, on time, clock in to work, good morning, everyone." Pushing open the gift shop, Aikawa Yusheng greeted the store staff.
"The clock in the store is six minutes slower, but it's actually nine and one o'clock, so your salary is calculated from ten o'clock."
Capitalist Ryuji Matsuura said with a ruthless smile.
"Heh, I'll report you to the Ministry of Labor and Social Security tonight, store manager, see if the law representing the people is on your side or on my side."
Aikawa Yusheng walked in slowly, said hello to Bai Xian, who was already standing in the store, and then looked at Ryuji Matsuura: "Is it still work to go to the street with Bai Xian to distribute flyers today?" β
"Well, the work in the store, the old staff is enough."
"Then we're going." Seeing that Bai Xian had already held a large stack of leaflets in his hand, Aikawa Yusheng took most of them from her hand, and then said.
"Wait!" Ryuji Matsuura motioned for them to pause, then walked over to the counter, picked up what looked like a halterneck headset and walked back.
"This is a neck-mounted air conditioner, and it will be much more comfortable to wear and hand out leaflets." Ryuji Matsuura handed the object to the white strings, and at the same time showed her how to use it, and when he pressed it, something like headphones on both sides would blow wind upwards.
Aikawa Yusheng's palm also reached in front of him, looking at him with hopeful eyes.
"Ahahahaha-" When he saw Ryuji Matsuura scratching his head and smiling awkwardly, Aikawa Yusheng already knew the ending.
"I took this from my daughter, so there's only one, as for yours, I'm already placing an order, and you'll be able to get it in a few days, Aikawa!"
"Discriminatory treatment, child labor abuse!"
"Slander is to be held accountable Aikawa! I'm a good manager who abides by the law. β
"This.... Here you go. Bai Xian, who was standing silently next to him, took the things in his hand to Aikawa Yusheng, and looked down at Aikawa Yusheng's upper.
"No, just kidding with the store manager, you wear it, I saw that you were sweating all the time a few days ago, and you were still strong." Aikawa Yusheng smiled and waved his hand, took the neck-mounted air conditioner and put it directly on the girl's neck.
"Oh yes, before you go out today, put on some jewelry." Aikawa Yusheng said suddenly, then took out the necklace and a few bracelets from the store and handed them to the white strings.
"Put it on."
"Oh~" Although he didn't know what to do, Bai Xian just nodded obediently and put on all the necklaces and bracelets seriously.
After helping himself choose a few, Aikawa Yusheng pushed the door open.
"This... This one. The hem of the dress was pulled by the white strings, and the girl handed it to herself.
"What?"
"Sunscreen spray, no tanning."
"How do you use it?" Aikawa Yusheng looked up a little blankly and asked.
He didn't even know if his body would get tanned.
"Huh?" The girl also opened her mouth blankly, and the two of them looked at each other.
"That's... Then you close your eyes. The girl opened the lid and walked up to Aikawa Yusheng and said.
"And then?"
Isn't it time for a gentle kiss? was thought of by the plot of the TV series of this era, She Poison, Yusheng Aikawa.
Unfortunately, there was not, only a cool mist rushed in, and the face, arms, including the neck of the back, the white strings sprayed every part in detail.
"Do you want me to help you?" Aikawa Yusheng asked back and forth.
"No need... I sprayed it when I was at home. β
β
On the main street of the Iidabashi shopping mall.
Like Aikawa Yusheng White Strings, there are many people who hand out flyers here, but the most conspicuous combination is undoubtedly the two of them.
"1-11 Huantocho, 1-chome!" Aikawa Yusheng smiled at passers-by very naturally and without stage fright, ""GRANDMOTO" gift shop, exquisite gifts, moderate prices, if you have a need for gifts, or you like delicate gadgets, this is undoubtedly your best choice......"
Matsuura Takaji's words, he can shout out without shame.
The white strings were much more gentle or shy, standing beside Aikawa Yusheng, and when someone passed by, he would come forward and hand out a flyer: "Can you please take a look, thank you." β
The voice is gentle and soft, and because of this, the person who receives the flyer will hardly refuse - the person who will refuse will walk around the two of them.
When a middle-aged woman took the flyer and looked at it for a long time, Aikawa Yusheng would step forward:
"This sister, the one you are looking at now is even better than the picture." Aikawa Yusheng walked up to her with the white strings and pushed the girl in front of him.
"Look, it's the one she's wearing now, it's beautiful, right?"
"Well, it's good."
The delicate girl stands, her hair rises upward under the effect of "air conditioning", and the necklace sticks to her fair skin, reflecting dreamy colors in the sun.
"The store is right here, the faΓ§ade is very large, you can see it at a glance, you can go in and say A3 style directly."
"Okay, thanks."
"It seems that she didn't take into account that the important reason why the real thing is better than the picture is that Bai Xiansang, you are good-looking." After the guests walked away, Aikawa Yusheng said with a smile.
"No... No way. The girl lowered her head a little shyly, not daring to look at the smiling Aikawa Yusheng.
"You hang a can pull ring as a necklace, I have a way to describe it as a high-end brand design." Aikawa Yusheng said sincerely.
β
Two-thirds of the way the leaflets were distributed, and the two men walked to the side of the road to rest.
"Xin... Thanks, I brought tissues. Taking out the small packet of tissues from his pocket and pulling out one, Shirakuzuna handed the rest to Aikawa Yusheng.
The one that was drawn out was also used to wipe the place where the two people were going to sit.
"Look ahead, the guy in the plush toy suit in this weather, and the girl upstairs who has been dancing with a billboard since the morning, they're really hard."
Aikawa Yusheng took out a tissue, wiped the sweat from his forehead and neck, and said with a smile.
In Tokyo at the beginning of July, the temperature showed its fangs - air conditioning is really the world's greatest invention, Aikawa Yusheng has to admit it.
But in the past summer, the temperature was not so high, right?
Of course, we also work hard, so reward yourself with a bottle of ice drink, Bai Xian, what are you going to drink, and it is forbidden to answer "don't drink". β
"That's... The mineral water. White Strings pinched the few leaflets left and whispered.
.......
"Cool!" After drinking half a bottle of drink in one go, Aikawa Yuchang sighed.
"This small air conditioner, use it for you, it's very comfortable." Bai Xian looked at the sweat that was still pouring out of Aikawa Yusheng and said.
"No, you don't." Aikawa Yusheng waved his hand and refused, and looked at the girl with a serious attitude: "Bai Xiansan." β
"You say! I'm listening. The change in the young man's expression instantly made the girl sit upright, twisting her hands uneasily, and carefully looking at Aikawa Yusheng.
"I'll test you first, what should I do if I have a heat stroke?"
"The person should be quickly moved to a ventilated and cool place, loosen and take off clothes such as clothes, cover with a cold towel, scrub the whole body with alcohol, ice water or cold water, and then use a fan or electric fan to blow the air to accelerate the heat dissipation.
......
If it is severe enough to lose consciousness, pinch the acupuncture point to revive it. If respiratory arrest occurs, rescue respiration should be administered immediately......"
Obviously, he did pay attention to this and understood it, and the white strings seriously said a very complete solution to heat stroke.
"Alright, that's it." Aikawa Yusheng stopped.
"The physique of people cannot be generalized, Bai Xiansang, you have to remember one thing, that is, once I have heat stroke, I only need artificial respiration to solve it, you know?
You don't care about 3728 when the time comes, you can come up and kiss directly. β
"Huh?" Bai Xian opened his mouth blankly, and his pink tongue seemed to be in his mouth as if he didn't know where to put it, "Sanqi is... Twenty-one. β
"How do you just remember things that don't matter? What should you do if I have a heat stroke now? Aikawa Yusheng looked at the girl with eyes that hated iron but not steel.
"Artificial... Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation? β
"You can teach."
Aikawa Yusheng instantly "suffered from heat stroke" and fell to the side.
......
Half a minute passed, nothing happened, and Aikawa Yusheng opened his eyes: "What about my artificial respiration?" β
"Aikawa-kun.... I... I'm just a little stupid, I'm not stupid. The girl said with some trepidation.
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"Damn!"
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At night, the home of Kamirakuzaka.
"Have you noticed that the characters in this anime have fat tigers of various colors in their eyes?"
"Damn Kazuya Yabuki, you give me back a beautiful anime viewing experience."
The mobile phone was playing "My Stepmother's Oil Bottle is My Ex-Girlfriend", and Aikawa Yusheng, who was leaning on the sofa and watching, found that he would always subconsciously look into the eyes of the characters, and then play, gritting his teeth and cursing.
Yabuki and didn't tell himself that he would never pay attention to this.
I didn't feel relieved enough to be angry, and in the boys' group chat @Yabuki Kazuya, I scolded him again, and by the way, @ all the members: "The characters in this anime have fat tigers of various colors in their eyes. β
Okay, now everyone has no viewing experience, Aikawa Yusheng nodded with satisfaction.
Because I've been drenched in the rain myself, I want to tear up all other people's umbrellas.
The dialog box of Tianhe Natsuri popped up above, and Aikawa Yusheng clicked on it.
"What's on tomorrow's schedule?"
"I might have a part-time job during the day, but I just pass the time at night as usual, what's wrong?"
Amamiya Chiran hasn't officially called himself over, and Aikawa Yusheng, who is not too cold in the entertainment methods of this era, still habitually chooses to work on weekdays.
"Do you know what tomorrow will be? [Surprised]. β
Aikawa Yusheng pushed the non-existent glasses, and his brain was racing: 1+1=2.
"Isn't your birthday September 15th?" Input by Yusheng Aikawa.
"I didn't say it was my birthday! [Anger]! β
"Eh, Aikawa-kun, how do you know my birthday, you care about me so much, you must like me! [Laughs]. Tianhe Xiali also sent a few memes of Minnie Mouse dancing.
"The class information registration form has it on it, and I happened to see it."
"Hey--the two of us don't have their names together, what is a coincidence? Dishonest! I'll tell you in the open light that I remember your birthday, it's March 1st, right? β
Aikawa Yusheng actually didn't know when his birthday was, and the number on the ID in this era was the day when the arc moon mirror Xue Xia casually chose to apply for the document.
"So what day is tomorrow?" didn't defend this, because he just subconsciously went to find her name and remembered this information, Aikawa Yusheng asked.
"Tanabata! Tanabata! July 7th! β
Pull down the status bar of your phone, today is July 6th, Wednesday.
In the island country, Qixi Festival is set on the 7th day of July in the Gregorian calendar, and in some areas, it is set locally on August 7th.
"Tanabata-" Without replying immediately, Aikawa Yusheng raised his head and whispered softly into the air.
He did forget about the festival, and to be precise, he didn't have a very clear idea of the so-called festival.
"We've made an appointment to hang out together, not just the two of us, but I want you to go along, so I'm here to invite you.
It's at night, even if you have to work during the day, it's not a conflict.
Come on, come on. β
"Yes." After typing, it was deleted again, and Aikawa Yusheng looked at the chat box and keyboard for a moment.
"I'll get back to you later." That's the message that ends up.
He directly called the Arc Moon Mirror Xuexia.
"Hey~" entered the ears of the witch-sama's lazy and charming long tune, followed by the sound of running water and the crisp impact of water splashing on the porcelain floor.
"In the shower again?" Aikawa asked with a smile.
"That's right, you must take a bath before going to bed at night, love clean and love to take a bath is my life creed under the snow of the arc moon mirror!" The sound of palms slapping on the water.
"That's where your cleanliness comes in."
"What's the matter with the call?"
"Seeing that you haven't come to eat for a few days, I would like to condolence you." Aikawa Yusheng said with a smile that the last time I saw a shrine maiden-sama was the day of the end of the semester.
"Busy, busy, when the air wind can be on its own, I will be the shopkeeper." Arc Moon Mirror Xue Xia said with a smile, "Impose all this pain on her." β
"You should have raised an heir earlier."
"It's not too late, the future is still long anyway."
"Do you know what day tomorrow is?" Aikawa asked.
"Isn't your birthday October 28th?" The answer under the arc moon mirror is surprisingly consistent with that of Aikawa Yusheng, and she has a weak concept of these festivals.
It's just that the number quoted is her own birthday.
However, if Aikawa Yusheng is [awake] on that day every year, then he will also celebrate that day as his birthday.
"Tomorrow is Tanabata."
"Oh, it seems to be."
"Can you delay official business and go out together tomorrow?"
All I heard was the murmur of the shrine maiden's fingers gently brushing the surface of the bathtub.
β
Lying in the bathtub under the arc moon mirror snow, looking at the dark water, the snow-white shoulders and skin, and the jet-black flowing water form a sharp contrast.
Occasionally, the flowing water formed waves because of her movements, undulating and undulating, like a quagmire, like a beast that chooses people to devour, devouring her beautiful body.
In the extremely large, more than 20-square-meter bathroom, the walls, floor, and ceiling are carved with magic circles, and the lines emerge when operating, like an abstract art picture, so messy that it is difficult to analyze.
"Should... No, no. β
Empty and lonely bathrooms, there will even be a little echo.
"You can also see that I've been a little busier lately, and I'm so busy with the Great Witch of Tokyo."
"You didn't have a sense of holiday at all, did you? Why did you suddenly remember this today? Let me guess, did a girl invite you out to hang out? β
Without waiting for Aikawa Yusheng to say anything more, the arc moon mirror Xue Xia said coherently.
She wanted to avoid the topic.
"Sure enough, it's Tianhe, for your first sake, for my sake, go play with them tomorrow, I give permission! I'm very generous, and I don't know what you're thinking in your head? β
Leaning against the edge of the tub, the light-wrapped phone pressed to her ear, the arc moon mirror said with a smile under the snow.
"There's really no way, and this kind of festival is quite boring for me, so it's better to just eat the food you cooked for me."
Miko-sama half-submerged her face in the black water and exhaled softly, bubbles tumbling on the surface of the water.
"Hmm..... Next time I'm going to eat sukiyabe, and I'm going to add the best beef to it! β
"Okay, that's it for now, bye-bye."
"What's the matter?"
The phone hung up, and the phone automatically flew to the small table next to it.
With a smile on her face, she leaned against the bathtub, the water surging and the circle operating.
If you want to gain "eternal life" as a human being, how can you not pay a price?
It has nothing to do with the shrine maiden.,It's only related to the arc moon mirror snow.γ
It was the only thing she lied to him.
Thinking of the encounter over the centuries, she smiled even happier.
β
By the time the call ended, Aikawa received more messages on his phone.
Mao Miyazawa: "Go Aikawa-san, I have a strategy, I promise to take everyone to have a good night, you can not believe Tianhe, but you can definitely believe me!" β
Gao Song Junshan: "I haven't seen you for a long time, I miss it very much, the Qixi Festival, just to meet." β
"What are you making a fuss about?" Aikawa Woosheng returned to Takamatsu Jun Mountain.
"I'll go too! They see that you have not replied, so let me persuade you. After all, you may not know this information, but now, you know that I'm going to go as your good dad, and you'll definitely agree, right? β
Do you want to delete the friend? γ
γCancellationγ
"I'll go, but I'll tell them that you're not allowed to go, so you can reward yourself at home." The last message that Aikawa Yusheng sent to Takamatsu Kimiyama.
Do you want to delete the friend? γ
γConfirmationγ
[I'm not fat, I'm just strong, please add you as a friend]
You have declined
[I'm not fat, I'm just strong, please add you as a friend]
[Remarks message: Aikawa, we have something to say between us, go through friends.] γ
[Remarks: You won't really say it!!! γ
[Remarks message: Dad! ] Father! Aikawa Dad! Don't do this! γ
You have declined
.....
"I'll go." Aikawa Yusheng replied to Tianhe Natsuri.
It's better not to work tomorrow, he thought.
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