Chapter 84: Fried Cow Dung

"In fact, catching rabbits also depends on talent, you see that the set has to be like this, if it is too big, the rabbit will run, and if it is too small, the rabbit's head will not be able to enter." Tian Rubai lit up the willow branch in his hand as he walked, and continued: "Also, you have to learn to see the rabbit road, the rabbit is very cunning, and it is a road to go in and out, and it is close to the ditch, the river, and the crop field......

Under the leadership of Tian Rubai, the two successfully found two rabbit holes, Tian Rubai found a piece of gravel on the ground, rammed the short wooden stick on the ground to fix, and adjusted the slipknot at the other end to ensure that the rabbit's head or feet can enter, and finally sprinkled more than a dozen corn grains in front of the sleeve, all work!

The two of them stayed in the wild for a long time, and they didn't hear any movement, so Tian Rubai proposed to go home first, and he said that the rabbit was more lively at night than during the day, and he would definitely be able to harvest it if he came to see it overnight.

The next day, the two of them, together with Liu Hongjujube, came to the place where they were under the trap yesterday, and they really caught two rabbits, one big and one small, with yellow-brown hair, and the big one was big, but unfortunately the big one had lost his breath, and the small one barely had breath.

"Ah, there's gas." Liu Hongzao poked out that the little hare was still angry, and quickly cut the slipknot with a shovel, and then took out two maize grains from his sleeve and fed it to him. ”

It stands to reason that the two rabbits were caught by Tian Rubai and should belong to him, but he is an atmospheric person and doesn't like to care about these, so Liu Guiyuan proposed: "Then Brother Bai, the big hare belongs to you, how do you want to eat it?" My family has dried a lot of red peppers this year, and you can take some home and braise them dry. ”

Tian Rubai shook his head and said insightfully: "Take it home and burn it without that taste, let's gather a fire here, roast it with branches and eat it." Liu Guiyuan felt that roasting a hare in the wild was indeed more delicious than burning a hare at home, so he collected dead branches in the same place, and Tian Rubai brought a kitchen knife and carried the hare to the back to kill.

When he came back after killing the hare, Liu Hongjube had already returned home with the little hare, and only Liu Guiyuan was silently cutting the tip of the wood in front of the fire, "Here, it's all cut, I also brought salt, and after it is roasted for a while, it will be dipped in salt and eaten." ”

A big fat rabbit, Tian Rubai was divided into two halves with a kitchen knife, and the half of the body without a rabbit head was skewered in half by him with a sharp piece of wood, and roasted on the fire.

Two and a half children, the appetite is really not small, you have a piece of rabbit meat, she has a rabbit leg, and after a while, half of the rabbit meat will be eaten clean, as for the last remaining rabbit bones, Liu Guiyuan remembered her sister's words, picked it up in the basket little by little, and prepared to take it back to feed the dog.

After eating and drinking, the two wiped the oil on their mouths, each carried something to the village, and walked not far from the second uncle's house, Liu Guiyuan happened to see a group of seven or eight-year-old children throwing artillery battles on the side of the road to play, among which there was a familiar child who played the most happily, and the artillery battles under his hands were louder than anyone else.

Isn't this cow dung, the one who used to play with Tie Dan with a slingshot and collapsed people, Liu Guiyuan glanced at him and shook his head, and was about to leave when he suddenly looked back again, hey, there is something on the ears of cow dung, and the tip of his head is shining with sparks, like a burning incense.

Liu Guiyuan looked at the spot for a while, and saw the cow dung led by him, and every time he lit a cannonball, he first put it on the ground, then lit the letter with incense, and then ran away. It seems that Tian Rubai is right, the children in the village are used to using incense to light cannons, and the iron egg fire is used to burn firewood.

Back at home, the puppy smelled the rabbit meat, and vigorously picked her legs, Liu Guiyuan splashed the rabbit bones in the basket into the corner, and the puppy squeaked and ran over. Liu Hongzao squatted next to the chicken coop to watch the little hare, the lotus seed was not at home, she was very idle, Liu Guiyuan told her about the cow dung with incense and the cannon.

"It seems that the iron egg is such a firewood stack, and it didn't run away."

"That's right, Tie Dan doesn't let go, Tie Niu is not good to ask, this secret loss is settled on us."

Today is the fifth day of the Lunar New Year, five days have passed since the firewood stack was burned and the family money was stolen, and she still has no good way to treat the two brothers of Tie Niu.

Liu Guiyuan subconsciously guessed that Tie Dan did it, and after breakfast, he went to Tian Rubai and asked him to help him sum up this matter, "You said that Tie Dan put incense in the firewood stack, someone must give him a lookout, is it possible that cow dung or dog Ni, I see that they are often together." ”

Liu Guiyuan guessed that Tie Dan was expected to be the wind's helper, but it was unlikely to be Tie Zhu, because Tie Zhu went to his uncle's house yesterday, and Tie Niu was even more impossible, he was so big, if it wasn't for money, it would be impossible to help his younger brother play this kind of trick.

Besides, Liu Guiyuan always felt that Tie Niu would not easily tell Liu Tie Dan about stealing money from his own house, as for why Liu Tie Dan wanted to burn firewood, he must have said that he had leaked his mouth, and Liu Tie Niu would just use him to cover up people's eyes.

"It's possible, children don't know how important they are, they can do anything when they hold a grudge, and even older children won't do this when they become sensible."

"Then I'll go around the village."

Liu Guiyuan's eyes lit up, and he felt that there was a drama in this matter, and soon found a few children in the village who were playing with spinning tops, including cow dung and Gouni, these two boys mixed together all day long, but they didn't play much with Tie Dan recently, I don't know if they knew anything, and deliberately avoided suspicion.

"Cow dung, Gouni, you two come here, I have something to ask you."

Liu Guiyuan cleared his throat and beckoned them to come over, Niu Dung and Gou Ni were eight years old and six years old, which was the naughty age.

"Which of you two is coming? I have watermelon candy here, just forget if you don't eat it. Liu Guiyuan took out a small paper bag from the small pocket of his sleeve, opened it and ate two, and then was about to leave, the cow dung brain turned the fastest, and immediately ran to her, Gou Ni was a step late, but her mouth was sharp, and she said loudly: "Wait, I'll eat watermelon candy, give it to me." ”

As soon as he shouted like this, several children around him came around, and Liu Guiyuan put away the small paper bag, glanced at the two children, and said, "Cow dung, Gouni, you two go over there with me, let's say a few words." ”

Cow dung and dog Ni Duojing, afraid that other children would follow, led Liu Guiyuan to a cigarette, ran to the back of a house, cow dung gasped, and asked her: "Really give me watermelon candy to eat, don't coax me." ”

Liu Guiyuan blinked, opened the watermelon candy, put it in his hand and looked at them and said, "I'll ask you about something, who of you two knows, this watermelon candy will be given to whom." ”

"And what do we both know?" Dog Ni gave a thumbs up.

"You both know, I'll give you one each." Liu Guiyuan gave them a watermelon candy first, and when he saw that they were eating beautifully, he asked coldly: "The firewood stack of Aunt Guo's house was burned by the two of you, right?" ”

These two children, what is their temperament, Liu Guiyuan is not clear, she knows a little, the children in the village are short of sugar to eat, so the two taels of watermelon candy wrapped in paper, few families in Huashi Village can eat, especially these two monkey families.

"No, I didn't burn it." Cow dung took the lead in shaking his head, and Gou Ni also shook his head and said: "Her firewood is stacked, what does it have to do with the two of us, how can I have time to play with the meat dumplings I ate at home yesterday." ”

"Really? That's weird. Liu Guiyuan shook his head, pretending to be puzzled, "How did I hear him say that the firewood stack of Mrs. Guo's house was burned by the two of you, you squatted under the stack to light incense and even firecrackers, and he put it outside for you to see, isn't it?" ”

", he ordered the incense, and I just watched it outside." Cow dung blurted out, but immediately changed his words, "No, what do you mean, you are talking to me?" "Eight-year-olds are not so easy to fool, and when they realize that something is wrong, they have to change their words.

"Huh? You two put it together and burned other people's firewood stacks? You two are so wild! However, the six-year-old dog Ni, who couldn't understand the twists and turns here, sincerely praised his two little friends, and finally added fuel and vinegar: "Brother cow dung, then why didn't you call me yesterday?" ”

When Liu Guiyuan heard this, her eyes showed a smile, she grabbed a handful of watermelon candy and handed it to Gouni, "You take it home and eat it, it's all sugar grains, don't fall on the ground." ”

When Gou Ni left happily, Liu Guiyuan took the rest of the watermelon candy, and said with some pity: "I don't know, which of you two burned the firewood, I know what the iron egg did, so that his father and mother knew, he was afraid of being beaten, so he said that you instructed him to do it, this time you will be unlucky." ”

Anyway, last time, when Aunt Guo carried a dead pigeon and found cow dung for questioning, the cow dung betrayed the iron egg, and this time the iron egg betrayed him, which is not unusual.

Liu Guiyuan saw that the cow dung did not react much, and continued to take the cruel medicine, saying: "If the second uncle takes the iron egg to Guo Damiang's house, then I'm afraid she will have to settle accounts with you immediately, hey, you have to be beaten when you get home, you are really unlucky, but who can blame this, who told you to burn other people's firewood?" ”

"No, it's not me who burned it, or I burned it with iron eggs, how can he rely on me?" Niu Dung was afraid that Aunt Guo would really come to the door to complain, and the two buttocks were trembling, afraid that his father would whip him with a broom.

"What can I do, people are good, all the bad things are planted on you, unless you ......"

"Unless what?"

"This, hey, I can't say, Tie Dan is my brother after all." Liu Guiyuan cleared his throat and made a gesture of wanting to leave, the cow dung was completely panicked, and tugged at her sleeve, "Guiyuan, don't panic, tell me about it, I definitely won't tell others what you said." ”

"Really?"

"Really, I won't tell anyone who asks."

"That's okay, but I want to ask clearly, the firewood stack of Aunt Guo's house, just you and Tie Dan, no one else participated, right?"

"No, I'll just put aside and look at the wind, it's him who burns incense and lights firecrackers!"

"Oh, on the thirtieth night, you also burned the firewood stack in my house?"

"What? Your house is also made of iron eggs? He didn't tell me about it. Cow dung was dumbfounded, he really didn't know that Tie Dan was so bold that he even burned his relatives' firewood stacks.

"Hey, don't talk about the past." When Liu Guiyuan asked this, he had a number in his heart, so he persuaded the cow dung to "turn himself in": "Then you might as well go to Aunt Guo's house, tell her in advance, you didn't burn the firewood, and ask her to find someone else to settle the account." Liu Guiyuan said this, and in his heart he decided that the cow dung that gave people hope for the wind was not a good baby.

"Huh? Can you not go? I'm afraid of being beaten. ”

"Cow dung, you fine child, why don't you understand the way here? If you don't go to tell Aunt Guo, you will have to carry the black pot for burning firewood, and you won't be able to tell if you have eight mouths at that time, if you stab the village chief, you can be beaten half to death, and it is possible to send it to the government! ”

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