"Jiang Han, here you are."

In the parking lot of the arena, Jiang Han saw Max and Caroline waving to him, and hurriedly walked over.

Max looked at Jiang Han's face and sneered: "First wipe the cake and lipstick from the corner of your mouth, what to show off." ”

"Hey, you found out..."Jiang Han wiped his mouth, "What about the person you bumped into." ”

"Here, here."

Max opens the trunk of a used Ford.

Inside lay a blonde muscular man.

Jiang Han's eyes narrowed: "... Where did this car come from? ”

"Brushed it." Max shook Stark's business credit card, "Do you have an opinion?" ”

"Of course there is, it's all brushing anyway, why don't you brush a Porsche."

Jiang Han walked to the trunk and looked at the blonde muscular man carefully, his eyes narrowed.

It's really you.

It's not surprising, after all, California is close to New Mexico, and it makes sense that the hammer fell over there, and the hammer fell on this side.

It's just that Thor originally crashed into the car of the two girls, but now it has become the car of the other two girls?

Max argued: "Let me explain first, it wasn't me who hit him, it was he who fell from the sky and hit the front of my car. ”

"Well, I believe you."

"I know you don't believe it, but... Wait a minute... What do you say? ”

"I said I believed you." Jiang Han shrugged, "He bumped into you, and then what?" ”

"Then we went to help him, but he didn't need to help him at all, he got up by himself, and he was full of nonsense, why did Daddy let me go back."

Caroline also said: "Yes, yes, we wanted to see his injury, but he struggled too hard. ”

Max took out the stun gun in his bag, "So, I calmed him down..."

“... Did you call the police? ”

The two girls quickly shook their heads.

"This guy is fine, in the United States, you don't need to call the police if you are fine."

"Yes, yes, we used stun guns and not real guns, and the police will laugh at us when they come."

"I also gave him artificial respiration, you see, you see, how ruddy his face is, there is really no injury at all."

Jiang Han interrupted the two sisters: "Hey, hey... Seeing how nervous you are, I hope you didn't call the police. ”

Otherwise, I can't explain it.

"So, what's next?" Caroline caressed the blonde man's pectoralis major muscles with a worried expression.

"What else can I do, wake him up."

Jiang Han pinched the blonde man's face fiercely, and roared: "Gentlemen, get up." ”

"Wow !!"

The man struggled with a strange scream and was about to curse, but was slammed back by a dog.

Although he has become a mortal, these two goods are still very strong, and they really can't hold him down if they don't let the husky get out.

"I am the son of Odin, the god of thunder and lightning, Thor, how dare you woo woo woo."

Thor couldn't say any more, and Jiang Han found a piece of oil cloth from the trunk and plugged it in his mouth.

"Woo woo woo !!"

"Sir, don't be nervous, we're good people." Caroline said gently.

"Woo woo woo woo !!"

"Really, we sent you here." Max wasn't going to say anything about sending him here.

"Woo woo woo !!"

"Do you know what this is for?" Jiang Han raised Max's stun gun and shook it in front of Thor a few times.

A blurry picture immediately conjured up in Thor's mind.

In the dark, there was an unrecognizable girl who used the stun gun to electrocute him.

"Uhhhhhh

Jiang Han's method still works.

"Let go of you now, let's have a good talk, and then do whatever you want, I will never stop you, I swear in the name of Odin."

Thor blinked and nodded.

"That's good."

Jiang Han pulled the towel out of Thor's mouth and snapped his fingers again, causing the husky to jump off Thor.

Thor sat up in confusion, his gaze wandering back and forth between the three and the dog.

"You... Who is it..."

"My name is Max, her name is Caroline, this is Jiang Han, our... Boss, you look for him if you have something. ”

Max just pushed Jiang Han onto the chopping block so naturally.

"Oh." After digesting it for a moment, Thor politely said, "I'm Thor. Odinson, the eldest son of the Father of the Gods, thunder and lightning..."

"Alright, alright."

Jiang Han interrupted Thor, "Caroline, Max, you guys stay away, I'll talk to Mr. Thor about some gentlemen." ”

"How can this work?" Max protested, "We picked them up. ”

“... Are you still afraid that I will play him badly? ”

"I'm just afraid that you will play with him, such a man, who doesn't want to play?"

“... If you want to stay here, give me back your credit card. ”

Max immediately ran, followed by Caroline.

Jiang Han looked around,

The game has already begun, there is no one nearby and there are no cameras.

Then you can tell some truth.

"Thor, huh?"

"That's right, I'm Thor, the god of thunder and lightning, the guardian of the earth, from Asgard."

"Oh, I know that place."

Thor snorted coldly: "You are an earthling, how can you know Asgard?" ”

"I really know that it's just two subway stops from here, a bus transfer, and a rainbow bridge, right?"

Tolton was dumbfounded: "Oh my God, how did you know about the Rainbow Bridge?" ”

"The Earth is not as ignorant and backward as you think."

Jiang Han said solemnly, "Don't say that you are a mortal now, even if Thor's hammer is in your hand, any monk robe and bald head on this side of the earth can beat you all over the ground looking for teeth." ”

Thor looked at Jiang Han suspiciously.

Monk's robe bald...

Daddy said... He is a supreme mage whose strength is on par with him.

However, my mother said that there is a more feared profession on earth than the Supreme Mage.

It's called a liar.

"So... You're the monk—" Thor looked skeptical.

"Oh, I'm not a monk." Jiang Han shook his head, "If you have to say it, I'm a Dao master." ”

"Dao Chief?"

"Yes, it's not important to be called, it's important..."

Jiang Han snapped his fingers.

The husky that had been lying next to him licking his crotch immediately ignited a raging fire and turned into a noble and majestic fire unicorn.

"Odin's beard, !!" Thor was taken aback, and the slightest suspicion in his heart suddenly vanished.

Well, at least this guy isn't a liar.

Jiang Han asked the husky to turn back into a husky: "You are so lucky, you just met me, I am familiar with your origins, and I am willing to help you." ”

“... Why are you willing to help me? ”

"It's fun to help others, people on the earth are so hospitable and warm, just look at the two girls just now."

Of course, Jiang Han has his own little abacus.

Although Thor is only a mortal now, he still has strength.

In the short term, he could be a thug, at least a porter, or... Neighborhood Theatre is still missing a leading actor for next week's performance.

In the medium term, help Thor when he is in trouble, and when he asks him to help in the future, he dares to say no?

In the long run...

Asgard has countless beauties and treasures.

In the catacombs, there is also a wolf...

Jiang Han said casually: "Of course, when you go home in the future, it would be better if you could take me to visit the magnificent Asgard." ”

"Oh, that's fine." Thor frowned, "The problem is... How do I get back? ”

"It depends on why you're here."

Thor's eyes darkened: "I... Angered my father, he threw me out. ”

"Oh, that's easy to do."

"Really?"

"Yes, parents are the same all over the world, if you admit your mistake and please him, he will let you go back."

"How to please?"

"What did you anger him about? Just do it the other way around. ”

Thor pondered Jiang Han's words carefully.

"Hmm... That might... I've got to learn to be kind, the wind of a king, and protect a planet or something. ”

"That's a good summary, but it's certainly not something that can be done in a day or two, I'm afraid you'll have to stay on Earth for a while."

“... That... I'm sorry for you. ”

"It's easy to say, but it's good that you know about me as a Taoist leader, don't tell those two girls, or anyone."

Jiang Han looked at his watch, "Okay, the coming day is long, I'll take you to watch the fight first."

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