Chapter 38: Harden: How Do You Know I Like Big?

"Boy, I'm very optimistic about you!"

"Although your foul is shameful, I will still applaud you for blowing up Wei Shao on the court!"

The third brother beat the second brother on the court, what is more exciting than this?

In the handshake session of the players, Lin Mu stabbed the knife frantically in front of Wei Shao, and even his opponent James Harden was stunned in place, not knowing how to answer for a while.

"Lin Mu, if you don't mock me, will you die?" Wei Shao asked through gritted teeth.

"I really want to be an abstract person and love all the human beings in the world. Unfortunately, I could not be as hypocritical as Rousseau, who abandoned his five children in the name of great love and sent them to an orphanage. ”

"Russell, being a specific person is always not liked by others, because they are all a group with taste."

"But it doesn't matter, I'm not going to abandon you, I'm not going to be disappointed in you because of your poor play. On the contrary, I will do my duty to make you better and more excellent"

patted Wei Shao's shoulder with a heartache, Lin Mu really regarded Wei Shao as his own child.

Wei Shao is just easy to get to, but that doesn't mean he's a fool.

"What's that? You're going to be my dad? ”

"I didn't say that, don't wronged me."

"But it's not impossible, if you strongly ask for it, I don't object to having an extra big turtle son for yourself."

Looking at Lin Mu's serious appearance, Wei Shao almost couldn't hold back the restless little universe in his heart.

I treat you as a brother, and you want to be my father?

Chinese people, are they so shameless?

"I'm too lazy to take care of you!" Wei Shao snorted coldly and ran away.

If he continues to talk, he will be killed by Lin Mu.

These two stupid dicks, let me put this and that?

Listening to the conversation between Lin Mu and Wei Shao, Harden only felt that he was insulting his IQ.

I'm a college student, why are I still as naïve as a child?

Such a UCLA can make Arizona State University defenseless, is there any reason?

"Well, I still have something to do, so I'll go first."

"That's it? There's a famous nightclub next to our school with a lot of big girls and I'm sure you'll love it. ”

"I'm going to take you to experience it, but it's a pity..."

"It's okay, when you have time, next time!"

After speaking, Lin Mu turned around to leave.

"Wait!"

Suddenly, a strong arm grabbed Lin Mu's shoulder.

"You know, I'm actually busy, but I don't usually turn down invitations from friends."

"Don't say so many polite words between friends, you're busy, I'll go mine, and the next time I have a chance, I'll take you to a nightclub for a carnival."

"It's okay, I mean I can go with you sometime!"

"Then what's the matter, we can't delay it!"

"It's all inconsequential..."

"I have to do the little things!"

The two of you said a word, and they pulled on the spot.

Looking at Harden's anxious look, Lin Mu almost laughed.

"If you're really okay, then together?"

"Yes, yes!"

"Together, together!"

Sure enough, the big ass is always something that Harden can't refuse, the two are just meeting for the first time, Lin Mu just symbolically mentioned it, and Brother Deng couldn't help but hold back his desire to rise, and it is estimated that he has been fighting in his heart for 300 rounds.

"Then it's decided, see you at the school gate in an hour!"

Harden smiled and waved goodbye to Lin Mu, his face completely devoid of the loss that he had just lost.

You can't win the game, what's there to be annoyed about, life is in the world, of course, you have to be happy in time!

When Harden changed into a handsome suit and appeared at the school gate wearing a small tie, Lin Mu had been waiting for a long time.

Beside him, there is Kevin Love, who is holding a Coke and sucking a cigarette.

Where did Russell Westbrook go?

He was not angry because he lost the game, he was in a bad mood and was called out by his girlfriend, and he said: Comfort!

How to comfort him, Lin Mu didn't dare to ask, he resolutely resisted topics that were inappropriate for children.

"That little guy didn't come?" For Russell, Harden was very impressed.

On the basketball court, there are only two kinds of people to remember.

One is that the dish is so picky, and the other is that it is outrageously strong.

In Harden's memory, Lin Mu belongs to the second, while Wei Shao belongs to the first.

"He's on a date."

"! Can he have a girlfriend? "Harden was shocked, that rookie who looked a bit like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles actually had a biological partner?

"What, I'm so handsome and don't have a girlfriend, why does he have a girlfriend?" Harden was indignant.

"Hey, hey, hey!" On the side, Lefou, who was drinking Coke, almost laughed.

This thing feels too good about himself, if Lin Mu says it, there is still some truth in this, after all, in the whole team, he is more handsome than himself.

But who gave you the confidence to say such things?

"Boy, what are you laughing at!"

"Look down on me?" Regarding appearance, Harden has never doubted himself.

Lefou's laughter was undoubtedly a blow to him.

"Be quiet, he's the host tonight, and he's in charge of paying the bill." Lin Mu whispered in Harden's ear.

“...”

You TM don't say it sooner!

"That, hello."

"Reacquaint yourself with James Harden, male, from Arizona State University."

"The hobby is to like big things, preferably the kind that has two holes and can move on its own."

"Of course, if..."

"Stop, stop!" Love interrupted Harden.

Turning his head and glancing at Lin Mu, the disgusted eyes meant very obviously: What kind of best friends have you made?

He seems to have that serious illness!

Can this also blow Russell up? How many dishes does he have?

Harden, who was interrupted, didn't care, and even had a friendly smile on his face.

With an average family situation, he finally had the opportunity to go to a nightclub to be chic, but he couldn't miss it because he was cheap.

Lin Mu also opened his mouth wide, which was completely different from his impression of Harden.

said that the sexy beard who is good is not good at words, and this TM is about to catch up with the aunt next door.

Looking at the smooth skin on Harden's chin, maybe it's because he doesn't have a big beard?

"I'll give you a suggestion to grow your beard longer in the future." patting Harden on the shoulder, Lin Mu said earnestly.

...

Los Angeles, rich people's nights are crazy.

As long as you have the head of the US president, you can exercise the so-called human rights of this country with impunity.

Under the leadership of Lin Mu, Harden experienced the happiness of rich people for the first time.

Especially when someone throws money in a nightclub, Harden will involuntarily boil with blood, and he can't help but exert force in his hands, causing a sexy black girl to scream again and again.

Looking at Harden, who kept writhing in the middle of the dance floor, Lin Mu covered his eyes, and the cruel picture was a little unbearable to look at.

"Do you know that kid?" Lefu took a glass of vodka and asked Lin Mu.

"Not familiar."

“FUCK! Don't know you brought him to a nightclub? If you don't train, you still have to use my money? "Lefu was stunned, what kind of operation is this.

"Don't underestimate him, there will be a place for him as a future NBA superstar."

"Just this kid? You're not kidding? ”

"Who knows."

Looking at the disbelieving expression on Lefu's face, Lin Mu didn't say much.

Travelers are always lonely, and only time will tell.

Of course!

Lin Mu is not interested in James Harden becoming a superstar in the league in the future, what he wants is the skill reward given by the system!