New York, NBA HQ ....

A shiny bald head hurriedly rushed into the president's office, his eyes full of panic, and inadvertently knocked down the flower pot placed at the door.

David Stern, who was reviewing documents in the office, frowned, and said a little unhappily: "Xiao Hua, how many times have you said it, don't panic in case of trouble, deal with things quietly, after following me for so many years, why are you still so impatient?" ”

The bald old man known as Xiao Hua stabilized his mind and said in a panic: "President, something is wrong!" The Denver Nuggets and Thunder are fighting again! ”

"What? Fighting again? This Lin Mu is really not worry-free, even if the alliance supports him, he can't be so unpopular, right? ”

David Stern was a little unhappy in his heart, not long after the start of the regular season, the word Lin Mu echoed the most in his ears, the future supernova, the most dominant rookie, and many names have been tightened by Lin Mu.

Ran, the most headache for Stern, 20-year-old Lin Mu is also a hot-blooded teenager, and he can cause trouble on the court!

Last year's scuffle with the Cavaliers was really miserable, how could a rookie just enter the league and cause such trouble?

"What is the reason for this fight? Is this kid Lin Mu in a hurry to get the Denver Nuggets? ”

As the Denver Nuggets ranked first in the East, David Stern has heard of it, the team's boss and the point guard's brain, which are not fuel-efficient lamps.

"It's... Here's the report from tonight's Lin race. ”

Xiao Hua didn't dare to squeak at the first time, and handed over the referee report in his hand to the NBA president in front of him.

David Stern opened the report with some confusion, and if he had something to say, he would say it well, so secretive, like something!

At first glance, it's really exciting.

The full-court martial arts style broke the record of being expelled from the field in a single game!

David Stern's head went black, and the whole person almost passed out, what kind of sin did I create, and I need to suffer such a painful torture?

At the last NBA façade, the Eagle County incident ran back and forth between the courtroom and the arena, and the next NBA façade he appointed actually played the largest ring game on the court?

These damn guys, can I get through my old age in peace?

"President, the worst thing is not the conflict between the players, Jr Smith even rushed to the audience and beat the fans, and then Lin also rushed up and knocked Jr Smith unconscious in the audience, you have always wanted Lin Lin to become the next face of the league, such a thing happened, what should we do?"

Xiao Hua asked nervously towards David Stern.

Stern didn't reply for a while, his eyes swept around the referee's report seriously, and finally gave Xiao Hua a blank look: "What's wrong with Lin?" Lin just played the player with a young and vigorous spirit, and besides, he was justified in self-defense, and there was nothing wrong with it. And also saved the little fans in the audience, such a character, who doesn't praise him? ”

I heard that Xiao Hua rolled his eyes, good guy, black can be said to you white, my level of talking nonsense is far inferior to you!

In fact, in the NBA, it's just a brawl between players, and the punishment is not serious, and besides, is there less of a phenomenon in the era of the Bad Boys and Jordan?

The Alliance's real zero tolerance is drugs, gun ownership, fitness, and all kinds of off-the-counter violations and abnormal incidents that violate the law and morality.

For example, in the previous life, OJ Mayo and Birdman Anderson were each banned for two years for taking drugs without permission, and two years is extremely devastating for a basketball player, and Arenas, the general, the former Wizards' zero agent, was also banned for 50 games because of the gungate, and then gradually came out of the league because of the gungate incident, and the madman throat coach was also banned for 68 games.

As for the brawl in the arena...

In the 90s of the last century, it was still the main theme of the NBA arena, and it is not an exaggeration to say that it is a corporate culture.

What David Stern urgently needs to know right now is the condition of the fans, not the fights between the players!

Ten minutes later, David Stern, who watched the entire court conflict, was directly confused, after living for so many years, he had never seen such a vigorous person, whose subordinate was this person?

Consecutive KO Denver Nuggets players, playing the league's thorn J.R. Smith lay on the bench and couldn't move, almost single-handedly facing the whole team!

This Nima's good guy, even if the god of war is alive, at most that's it!

"Is this kid so capable of fighting? This hand boxing method is a bit like Chinese kung fu? ”

David Stern was stunned, and asked Xiao Hua in some surprise.

Xiao Hua shrugged his shoulders, saying that he himself felt incredible.

After a while, Xiao Hua finally asked the key question: "President, how many games do you think Lin should be banned?" ”

Stern touched his beard: "Are any Denver Nuggets players seriously injured?" ”

"That's not true, it's all skin trauma, just rest for a while..."

"Whatever you want, just ban a few sessions, and do it according to the minimum standards."

After listening to Stern's words, Xiao Hua's entire Tong hole was enlarged: "Are you serious, president?" Such a serious accident, really deserve such a punishment? ”

Stern didn't even look at Xiao Hua, and said coldly: "Do you think I'm joking?" ”

"This is the conclusion I came to after careful analysis!"

"Lin was clearly the one who was forced to make the move, and J.R. Smith took the lead in causing the chaos to cause the Denver Nuggets and Thunder players to fight, and to some extent, Lin Mu's involvement hastened the end of this farce."

What's more, Lin made the most correct choice at that time, he protected the fans at the scene, and the fans at the scene also gave Lin Mu the warmest applause, if something really happened to the fans, then the league would be bad! Can you and I still sit here like this? Dream on! ”

"From another point of view, Lin Mu is a great benefactor for all of us!"

Lin Mu saved the alliance...

Saved you and me...

Xiao Hua was stupid after listening to it, can he still analyze the problem from such an angle?

This can be washed so fresh and refined, how much does the president like Lin Mu!

"Of course, just talk about these words in private, to promote some of Lin's positive energy, interview those fans who are protected by Lin, other things don't matter, hurry up!"

Hearing Stern's words, Xiao Hua immediately understood, nodded and said, "I understand the president, I will deal with it according to your wishes!" ”

....

At the home of the Denver Nuggets, the first reaction of most of the spectators in the stands after seeing the group fight was to cheer and shout, and they all showed expressions worthy of the ticket price.

It's just that Thunder coach Scott put on a mask of pain, and most of the team's main players were sent off the court.

Similarly, Denver Nuggets coach George Carr, who has not many people to use, is even more so, several main players in the team were sent off the court at the same time, and there are some strong bench players opposite, as well as rookie players who have just recovered from injury, from the perspective of staffing, the current Denver Nuggets have no room to resist.

If it weren't for the league rules, George Carr would have just wanted to leave the game to the assistant coach.

In the end, with the referee's whistle, this largest martial arts competition finally came to an end.

The Thunder relied on a deeper bench dimension to defeat the Denver Nuggets for their 22nd win of the season!

But everyone knows that if the Thunder wants to win the next game, it will be difficult to reach the blue sky without Lin Mu and other good players!

As soon as the game ended, the locker room of the Thunder was surrounded by water, when one of the reporters asked 28 cards, why do you like to use such a move as whipping in the fight, the young man said heartlessly: "In fact, this trick is really easy to use, people are attacking with their hands, the range is not very wide, but the whip is different, direct long-distance attack, after the opponent comes to the front of the instant less than half of the combat effectiveness!" ”

"Of course! This move was inspired by Lin..."

Hearing 28 Ka's answer, Lin Mu gasped.

This Nima's good guy, and such a pit teammate?

After the interview with 28 cards, Lin Mu had a new nickname: "Whip Instructor!" ”

More reporters gathered around Lin Mu, Lin Mu, who had just finished taking a shower, put the towel on his lap indifferently, and lay back, and then heard the voices of many reporters: "Lin, do you regret your reckless behavior on the court just now?" ”

"Reckless? No, no, no! There is an old saying in China, if people don't offend me, I won't offend people, if people offend me, I will pay it back a hundred times! Trust me, next time it won't be that simple, I'm going to make them pay more! ”

Reporters gasped, you almost destroyed the dough opposite, isn't that enough?

"Lin, may I ask what move you just used on the court? May I ask if this is derived from your Chinese kung fu? ”

The most curious thing for the reporters at the scene is the boxing technique used by Lin Mu on the court, one word: handsome!

"Wing Chun! One of the ancient Chinese boxing methods is quite a powerful move! ”

"Wing Chun? Could it be that it was taught to you by a peerless master? ”

"I'm a genius, self-taught, have you ever heard of it?"

"Lin, tonight you have knocked down a number of Denver Nuggets players in a row, are you also such a grumpy person in your life and like to knock out others?"

Lin Mu looked at the reporter who asked the question like a fool, are you sick in the brain, do you need to be punched: "nonono!"

Usually I am convinced by virtue, do you understand how to convince people with virtue? ”

"Lin, can you elaborate on your fight with J.R. Smith in the audience?" After answering a question, another reporter hurriedly handed the microphone to Lin Mu's mouth.

"You call it a contest?"

The reporter immediately realized the problem and reorganized the language: "Excuse me, Lin, can you tell me in detail about how you unilaterally beat J.R. Smith in the audience?" ”

"I saw him rushing to the audience desperately and felt that something was wrong, and sure enough, this kid went crazy and wanted to beat up the fans, I just made the most correct stress response at the time, I wouldn't allow such a thing to happen in front of me, especially when there were still small fans, I realized that I needed to do something, so I rushed forward."

"You all know what happened next, so I won't go into details."

Lin Mu waved his hand after speaking, signaling that today's interview is over!

Subsequently, all kinds of news appeared in people's field of vision!

"The scene of the largest brawl in NBA history, a total of 11 people from both sides were ejected! 》

"Lin Perfect Runs Away and Gets Many Heads!" 》

Stand Up! The patron saint of the fans, the new hero on the field! 》

"Punish the Evil and Eliminate the Evil! A new generation of righteous heroes: Lin Mu! 》

"Hot Scene! Throat locking, grappling, boxing, comparable to a basketball game at the fighting scene! 》

"Combat Power Ceiling, Chinese Kung Fu YYDS! 》

As soon as the news broke, many NBA players expressed their opinions on the matter.

In front of the camera, the Spurs' foot pad expert said with a heart: "Fortunately, I stopped my foot last time, otherwise I would be lying in the hospital now!" ”

Kevin Garnett, the hard-blooded tough guy of the Celtics, said: "Lin's fighting power is unmatched, and I was lucky last time to avoid a disaster!" ”

Karl Malone, the former Lakers celebrity, expressed disdain: "It's too soft!" The current players are too soft! The strength of the Denver Nuggets is like this, and I promise to beat Lin down! ”

Faith among 76ers fans Allen Iverson: "Salute to my heroes!" Lin, you are a role model for all the players! You who protect the little fans, your back is so tall! ”

Yao Ming, a fellow Chinese countryman, even strongly criticized J.R. Smith: "J.R. Smith is too much! Don't think that our Chinese players are easy to bully, Huaxia Kung Fu, teach you to be a man! Ahh

Champion show LeBron: "I deeply regret this matter, I hope that the court is peaceful and the players work together to create a good basketball environment." ”

Even some cross-border people who pay attention to basketball have expressed their opinions on the phenomenon of this grand court brawl.

Victoria's Secret model Gisele Bundchen: "Shit like J.R. Smith!" Your existence has completely defiled the sacred court, you don't deserve to play, you are a rat in the sewer, I'm really glad that Lin Mu beat you on the court, if it's me standing in front of you at the moment, I will let you taste what it means to cut off your grandchildren! Yes, this is also Chinese kung fu! ”

Lin Mu's woman, her speech is really unusual...

Beyoncé: "I'm sad that something happened on the court that shouldn't have happened, and we can avoid it, and I hope the NBA will enact more robust punishments to prevent this kind of thing from happening again!" ”

Kim Kardashian, whose rearview lights are incomparably huge: "To be honest, my first reaction when I heard the news was extremely shocking! Lin looks very delicate, gentleman, but when he starts to move, it's a completely different picture, how to say it, the feeling of contrast and cuteness makes me bump into my deer! ”

The famous director Spielberg is also blunt: "He's a hero and a bastard!" He's saving the fans and knocking them down, which is an extreme difference in performance, and I'm glad there is such a presence in the league! ”

Fans from all over the world also have different reactions to this: I really envy these fans that they can watch the fighting event at the basketball game, and watch two games with one ticket, which is simply a profit! ”

"Originally, I thought that J.R. Smith had a tough style, but it turned out to be just bullying and bullying fans......"

"Thank you Lin, for letting me know the horror of Chinese kung fu! No wonder Huaxia's public security is so excellent, they are all capable warriors! ”

The next day, the league also announced the results of the punishment that fans were very much looking forward to!

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