13. The price of soybeans in the supermarket has risen
It's almost time for class.
Ren Huai nibbled on the meat bun and carried the soy milk, then walked into the classroom, found a corner and sat down, thoughtful.
That Sister Mengqi is too enthusiastic, can't she take a fancy to me?
Or has life been too comfortable since childhood, thus awakening masochistic tendencies?
That's right.
The breakfast that Ren Huai is eating now is Li Mengqi's initiative to treat him, and because Ren Huai said that he can eat it, he specially bought double the amount.
During this period, Li Mengqi didn't look like a big star at all, and behaved very kindly.
After inviting Ren Huai to breakfast, I chatted with him all the way, and when I came to the teaching building, I smiled and said something else.
There was no mention of Pavlogiens in the whole process.
Ren Huai didn't believe it, she still didn't know that she was being tricked.
Because as long as you click on the school forum and search for the keyword "Pavlogins", several discussion threads will pop up immediately.
Even ordinary students have analyzed that there is no so-called master in the world at all, and all the lucky ones who got the paintings made up by themselves.
As the party concerned, can Li Mengqi not know?
Even if she didn't notice it, the agency behind it or something, she should have been informed a long time ago.
But from beginning to end, Li Mengqi never mentioned this stubble.
On the contrary, he is kind and kind, and even enthusiastic and proactive to a certain level.
That's why Ren Huai suspects that she may have some kind of masochistic tendencies......
Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to explain all this.
"Ren Huai, give me back the watch."
While Ren Huai was thinking about the situation, a suppressed voice interrupted his thoughts.
Ma Zhehan walked up with a displeased face, and went straight to the point, and asked for his Sikao watch from Ren Huai.
Ren Huai was surprised when he heard this, and said, "Why, Chen Zifan is really missing a watch from you?" ”
"It's your business!"
Ma Zhehan turned his head and glanced at Chen Zifan with a depressed expression.
Although no one knows what happened to Senior Sister Mengqi after Chen Shao got the lucky lottery last night.
But from today's state, it can still be seen from his words that it won't be too good.
A Sikao watch that is not too high-end, of course, is nothing to Chen Shao, and it is not even enough to be cared about by him.
But in this case, if Chen Zifan really forgot, how could Ma Zhehan mention this stubble and deliberately ask for it.
Isn't that a bad touch?
So after thinking about it again, Ma Zhehan still decided to come to Ren Huai to ask for the watch back.
Otherwise, I will really lose my blood.
"Give it back to me, it's mine."
The voice in the classroom was very noisy, and Ma Zhehan seemed to be deliberately lowering his voice, so this conversation did not attract too many people's attention.
Ren Huai didn't care when he heard this, and said: "Don't be a scoundrel, I exchanged the watch with luck, and I didn't force you, you took the initiative to find me and want to take it back?" Yes, then you can arrange another private dinner with Li Mengqi. ”
"Don't tell me this!"
Ma Zhehan warned: "I have a complete proof of purchase for that watch, if you don't return it to me, I will go and tell the school that my watch was stolen!" ”
"Okay."
Ren Huai took a sip of soy milk, raised his eyebrows, and said, "Then you go, but before that, I'll ask Chen Zifan what's going on for you, and keep promising you compensation, why do you just say one thing and do another, and regret it?" ”
"You ......"
Ma Zhehan seemed to be choked, turned around and peeked at Chen Zifan, and said sharply: "I warn you, don't touch Chen Shao's moldy head, otherwise I have a way to clean you up!" ”
Seeing this, Ren Huai thought to himself that this was indeed the case.
Chen Zifan's compensation was not in place, and Ma Zhehan didn't dare to take the initiative to mention it, so he could only think of it himself.
He said noncommittally: "Then you can just clean me up, anyway, you don't want to go back to the watch." ”
"Have you thought about it?"
Ma Zhehan didn't expect Ren Huai, an ordinary student, to be so rigid, and threatened: "It's not a prank this time, it's as simple as signing you up to run a marathon, more than 100,000 watches, if they are stolen, the suspect will be expelled from school and imprisoned!" ”
"It turned out to be you cub!"
Ren Huai looked like he had caught the real murderer, and said, "You're right, classmate Ma Zhehan, this matter is not over, but are you going to have a fighting match with me now, don't blame me for not reminding you, this class is Professor Song's." ”
As he spoke, Ren Huai glanced at the door of the classroom.
It's only a minute or two before class.
And Professor Song, who is known as the crazy demon of failing to take courses and is regarded as the big demon by countless students of the Department of Business and Finance, has already walked into the classroom with the lesson plan.
The moment he stepped onto the podium, the originally noisy classroom instantly settled down.
Even some of the well-known thorns in the class are no longer demons.
Seeing this, Ma Zhehan was also weak in his heart, so he had to grit his teeth and put down a sentence, "You wait!" ”
Then he quickly turned around and returned to his seat.
Professor Song Yongluo on the podium has long been accustomed to the scene of everyone being silent and sitting in a precarious position as soon as he walked into the classroom.
At this time, he was tidying up the podium one by one, not paying attention to Xiao Jiujiu of the students below.
He is fifty-seven years old this year, with gray hair, which is also meticulously combed back, and he wears a pair of thick reading glasses.
Now that it's May, the weather is starting to get hotter, and he is still neat and elegant in his suit and tie, and the temperature doesn't affect him at all, and he looks good when he stands on the podium.
According to the past practice, even in the midsummer of June and July, as long as he stood on the podium, Professor Song would be so neat and rigorous.
It can only be said that whether it is dressed or acted, it reveals a kind of old-fashioned and pedantic temperament.
As the class bell rang, Professor Song Yongluo glanced at the students, coughed dryly, picked up the lesson plan, and started today's lesson.
But to be honest, even Professor Song's academic pursuits and qualifications are far superior to those of other ordinary teachers.
However, the outdated teaching mode still lacks a bit of swaying spirit in the impetuous university classroom.
Listening to the ears of the students is like a lullaby, causing the whole class to be lifeless.
But none of the students dared to lie down to sleep, but they all took notes decently, for fear that one of them would accidentally anger this difficult to deal with madman.
"Professor Song, I'm reporting! What do you see Ren Huai doing?! ”
Suddenly.
A shout broke the dull classroom order, like thunder on the ground, which attracted the students' sideways glances, and the rhythm of Professor Song's lecture was interrupted because of this.
Such a tasteless clamor is, of course, from Ma Zhehan.
Regarding Ren Huai's contempt, the more he took a step back, the more angry he became, and the more he thought about it, the more he lost.
So even if he knows that making a small report is a tasteless behavior, but in order to take a bad breath first, he doesn't pay attention to that.
After all, more than 100,000 watches were deceived by Ren Huai.
In Ma Zhehan's eyes, Ren Huai, an ordinary student who only has academic performance and can barely take a shot, can only make him uncomfortable if he fails the course, repeats the grade, and loses the scholarship.
This spring thunderous duck's voice really swept away the twilight of the silent classroom.
The students' spirits were shocked, and Professor Song, including Professor Song, all looked up at the two parties.
I saw Ma Zhe Han's face full of righteousness and sternness, and he stretched out his hand to point to Ren Huai, who was eating in the corner, and his mouth was full of oil.
And Ren Huai was holding soy milk in one hand and meat buns in the other, seeing that his classmates and Professor Song were all looking at him, he was stunned at first, and then scolded secretly, and immediately reacted.
hurriedly swallowed half of the bun in his mouth, wanting to "destroy the evidence of the crime", but who expected the action to be too fast, and immediately choked.
In front of everyone's eyes, he hurriedly lifted the lid of the soy milk, poured two sips before he recovered, and he couldn't help but burp.
Professor Song and his classmates were stunned.
This Nima is too arrogant, isn't it?!
From the attitude of the students towards Professor Song and his old-fashioned dress, it can be seen that this person is very strict in his requirements for classroom order.
Strict with oneself and strict with others.
Unlike other teachers who are more lenient, Professor Song Yongluo set strict rules on the first day of class.
That is, if a student is found to be sleeping, playing with his mobile phone, or eating in his class, the credits will be deducted at the least, and the credit will be directly dealt with as a failure at the worst.
In the Department of Finance of Nanxuan University, no one dares to touch its mold.
There was once a new boy who didn't understand the rules and slept in his class.
After being picked up, he still refused to obey the discipline and clamored for Professor Song to be laid off.
The result?
As a result, he was personally brought over by his father, who was a corporate executive, and came to Professor Song to apologize.
The reason is also very simple, in an institution like Nanxuan University, which has rich connections and resources, and has been teaching for decades, Professor Song's qualifications are not comparable to other teachers at all.
It is not an exaggeration to say that protégés are all over the world, and they are well-connected.
It just so happened that the uninteresting son-in-law brother whose father was an executive in a company owned by a protégé of Professor Song.
After knowing about this incident, the son's brother and his father were so frightened that they complained to the boss again and again, turned his head and beat his own son, and escorted him to ask Professor Song for his guilt.
In the end, it was not easy for Professor Song to speak, so that his protégé should not be too harsh on this matter.
barely calmed the situation.
Of course, the end of that warrior must be a failure in the end.
But there was no longer the slightest complaint.
So now, is another warrior born?
Ren Huai is not usually like this, why is he so unhearted today, the classmates secretly speculated.
After witnessing the whole process, Professor Song couldn't hide his anger, and banged on the podium with the lesson plan, and scolded:
"I haven't seen such an arrogant student for many years, I remember your name is Ren Huai, right? Okay, pack up and go back, I won't use it again. ”
The students were in an uproar.
Sure enough, it turned out that Professor Song's moldy head was untouchable.
This remark is tantamount to directly announcing the ending of Ren Huai's hanging, and there is no room for relaxation at all when listening to the tone.
Everyone saluted the warrior Ren Huai, and no one said anything.
This is the first time in the past two years that he dares to be so arrogant in the crazy demon class.
You just eat and forget it, why do you have such a long hiccup, if you want to fail, just say it.
"Uh...... Professor Song, listen to me, I didn't eat on purpose, things are not what you think at all! ”
Ren Huai wiped his greasy lips innocently, put the soy milk on the table, his brain was running rapidly, and he was thinking about countermeasures.
He was really distracted just now, thinking about where Li Mengqi's enthusiastic attitude towards himself came from.
didn't realize that his actions of gnawing on steamed buns and drinking soy milk completely violated Professor Song's classroom rules.
Unexpectedly, Ma Zhehan seized the opportunity and released a cold arrow and pierced his waist.
Now, if you can't think of a way, the scholarship for the next semester that has already been received may be gone!
Retaking the course or something, it's another trouble!
"Professor Song, this is obviously talking nonsense with your eyes open!"
Ma Zhehan was unforgiving, and continued: "Everything has been done, and he still doesn't admit it!" ”
Ren Huai scolded his mother silently, thinking to himself, Ma Zhehan, you will wait for Lao Tzu.
Sure enough.
Professor Song on the podium was also very angry at Ren Huai's behavior of opening his eyes and telling nonsense, and reprimanded:
"You haven't eaten, so what's on the table? Do you think I'm old and dizzy? Get out! ”
Bang!
However, Ren Huai's actions in the next second instantly stunned the whole class.
I saw him slap the desk directly, then stood up, startled everyone, and said solemnly:
"Don't hide it from Professor Song, this is soy milk on the table, or hand-ground soy milk!
But I denied and spit on Ma Zhehan, and accused me of violating classroom discipline and ignoring your classroom authority.
You must know that I have always admired your unique academic attainments, how could I openly challenge your authority as Ma Zhehan said? ”
Everyone was stunned by these words, and they didn't know what Ren Huai wanted to express.
The facts are all in front of you, do you still want to rescue them?
And your slap on the table, are you sure it's not a provocation?
When Professor Song heard Ren Huai's sycophancy, he didn't have the slightest intention of easing his mood, but became even more angry, he put the lesson plan on the podium, and sneered:
"So what? What are you trying to express? You are not welcome in this class, get out! ”
However, Ren Huai didn't seem to hear it, brewed his emotions a little, slowly picked up the unfinished cup of soy milk in his hand, and said sadly:
"Professor Song and my classmates, I am really to blame!
In your eyes, I am having breakfast in class, but this is not the case, and this is actually ...... In fact, it was a survey of the relationship between the market around Nanxuan University and the canteen economy.
It is the after-class reflection on the academics you taught in the last class, and the development of the spirit of applying what you have learned, I think you should not only not kick me out of the classroom, but should give me extra points to show encouragement! ”
Wow~
As soon as these words came out, there was an uproar.
It's not as simple as violating classroom discipline, is it?
This is directly playing Professor Song as a fool!
You violated the rules yourself and didn't say anything, but instead asked Professor Song to give you more credits?
What do you think!
And Professor Song, of course, was frowning and full of anger at the moment.
However, when he heard Ren Huai, he was able to pull a cup of soy milk into the content of his previous class and the surrounding market economy of Nanxuan University.
Although he was still very unhappy in his heart, he still couldn't help but ask sharply:
"You eat in class, and you want me to give you extra points? Do you really think I'm dazed? ”
Ren Huai ignored the noise of his classmates, his body was straight, his eyes were calm, his voice was loud, and he said:
"I still remember in the last class, Professor Song mentioned the famous 'harvest paradox' in economics, and told it through a short story to make us understand.
In other words, nature is particularly kind to agriculture in a certain year, and the spring that is suitable for sowing arrives early, and the abundant rain in summer allows crops to flourish, and the harvest is expected to be achieved that year.
But after the harvest season, the farmer Jones and his family, happily gathered around the stove, when calculating the income of the whole year, but they were surprised. ”
"Well, I did mention the 'harvest paradox' in my last class, but what does that have to do with what you eat in class?" Professor Song frowned.
Ren Huai continued to say solemnly: "It was precisely after listening to Professor Song's eloquent narration in that class that I aroused my strong curiosity about this famous economic paradox.
I recall that you also mentioned that the cause of the 'harvest paradox' is mainly the lack of elasticity of demand for basic food crops such as wheat.
That is, a good grain harvest, an increase in supply, and a decrease in prices, but a low grain price will not increase the total market demand, so that a good harvest will cause the total income of the peasants to fall. ”
"Yes, it seems that you are indeed a good student who listened to the last class, but this still can't explain your behavior of eating in class."
Professor Song still didn't let go, but in his tone, there seemed to be a little interest.
Ren Huai breathed a sigh of relief when he saw this, knowing that he might have a play.
He immediately raised the soy milk in his hand, and said in an impassioned voice:
"That's all I have to say! There is a close relationship between what I eat in class and the content of Professor Song's last class!
When I bought soy milk two days ago, I suddenly found that it had become lighter, yes, changed! Tasteless! Finish!
Students, what does this mean?
This means that if we buy soy milk for breakfast in the future, the intake of protein, calcium, iron, zinc, selenium, vitamins, ABCDEFG, at least more than 10 grams!
Ten! Gram!
As a student of the Department of Finance of Nanxuan University, and as a teenager who is growing up and urgently needs nutrition, I am sad and indignant, and immediately carry forward the keen sense of smell of the students of the Department of Finance!
After searching the Internet day and night, and many investigations of the markets around Nanxuan University, I finally knew why......"
The classmates and Professor Song are completely dumbfounded, this girl is too good at bullshit!
A cup of soy milk can make you pull the paradox of harvest, and then the problem of the nutritional intake content of teenagers' bodies?
Does that make you continue to say, can you use a cup of soy milk to pull the world economic shape?
A student who was already stupid and asked, "What, what's the reason?" ”
Ren Huai's words were chiseled, and said, "That's ...... The price of soybeans in the supermarket has increased, and it has increased by a full 20%! ”
Ma Zhehan couldn't listen to it anymore, and said again: "That's it? Ren Huai, do you really take us for fools? ”
When Ren Huai heard this, he immediately cast a disdainful look at him and said:
"The theoretical knowledge we learn in textbooks comes from daily life, it seems that Ma Zhehan's academic exploration spirit needs to be improved, is it not that he didn't listen carefully in class?
According to my survey, due to the changeable weather this year, the two soybean farms in Nanxuan City have achieved a reduction in production, but their turnover has increased significantly compared to the previous two years!
Everyone is a top student in the Department of Finance of Nanxuan University, and I believe you have heard it......
That's right, this is completely in line with the paradox of a bumper harvest that Professor Song mentioned in the last lecture, where farmers increase their income when they reduce their production, and increase their production but reduce their harvest!
So what I just did, in your eyes, was like eating breakfast and breaking classroom discipline, but who knew that it was not easy for me?
For this research, I ran around, got up early and worked hard, and broke two pairs of shoes! Thirty pages of research reports! I bought soybean milk at my own expense for 400 yuan to test it myself, and my mouth was almost numb!
Therefore, Professor Song, I strongly suggest that in order to encourage me to apply what I have learned in this kind of course logistics, and use the spirit of reuse, give me extra points! ”
There was silence in the room!
Then the applause thundered!
It really brought him back!
Awesome!!
(PS、This chapter is written hi.,If you like it.,It's more hi in the future.,If you don't like it.,It's less hi in the future.,Or not hi.。 )