Chapter 6 Joy of Hearing
Of course, Su Zhi knows what "lucky pervert" represents.
In the anime works, the male protagonist with the physique of "lucky pervert" is easy to encounter accidents such as collisions, so as to have intimate contact with girls and reap a lot of benefits.
Su Zhi has no sense of having a "lucky pervert" physique, he is a very realistic person, he knows very well that there is no "lucky pervert" in reality, only hooligans, of course, according to the appearance of men and women, the degree of hooliganism is different, he is the kind of person who deliberately falls on others is an accident, and at the same time, if he falls, he will only hit his head and feet, and if he is unlucky, he may knock his front teeth.
"Lucky pervert, you say?"
"yes."
"The lucky pervert?"
"And which lucky pervert...... Don't thank me yet, that's a lucky pervert. ”
Su Zhi has no interest in finding a girlfriend, it doesn't mean that he hates women, it's just that he is troublesome. Girlfriends in reality are not like those paper people, who come and go as soon as they are called. Of course he could do that, but his character wouldn't allow him to do that.
Su Zhi watched "The Legend of the New White Lady" when he was a child, and since then, the white lady and Bai Suzhen are his goddesses, saying that the goddess of childhood and the goddess of heaven and beasts, etc., there are really a lot of them, it must be mentioned that it has been more than ten or twenty years since then, and most of the plot of the TV series has long been forgotten, Bai Suzhen is naturally gentle and generous, and there is no impression of Xiaoqing's character as a supporting actress.
Anyway, it is obvious that the Xiaoqing in front of him is not too reliable at first glance.
Su Zhi was silent, he was thinking about how to properly reject Xiaoqing.
"I don't need a lucky pervert."
"It's not that I don't believe you." In fact, it was difficult to calm down, and Su Zhi couldn't help but start with such a sentence to express his distrust, "I mean, I don't want real feelings to be mixed with false spells. Starting with falsehood is doomed to have no way to reap the truth. ”
"So what." Xiaoqing asked, one hand resting on the back of the chair, her little arm hanging down.
"I'll go out. You help unravel spells. "Su Zhi prefers the feeling that he is in control.
"Don't want anything so good, are you stupid?" Xiaoqing stared at Su Zhi, she wasn't stupid, "Or ...... You don't believe in my spells. ”
"I didn't say that." Su Xia said innocently.
"Actually, I don't believe in my spells." Xiaoqing snickered, "Because that spell was just figured out by me...... I want to see how it works...... Where else could we improve...... You're so handsome, you won't be beaten up as a hooligan...... So please. ”
"There's a duration, it's going to dissipate." Su Zhi said, "Otherwise, I'll wait." ”
"My feet hurt and I can't walk." Su Zhi grabbed his thighs with both hands, and he made up his mind to non-violent and non-cooperative.
Xiaoqing just smiled, jumped up from the seat, and walked to Su Zhi's side, she was petite, and her head was worth more than his shoulder, and she reached out and waved in front of him, waving a piece of color. The strange fragrance is more poisonous than the fragrance, like a brightly colored mushroom.
Su Zhi only felt that it was dark in front of him, and when he opened his eyes again, he didn't see Xiaoqing, only the mossy city wall, a large turquoise lake, strange rocks and the lake pavilion, which was clearly one of the most famous scenic spots in his city, a little away from his home.
Su Zhi knew Xiaoqing's plan, threw him outside with a "lucky pervert", and then successfully found his girlfriend through an encounter.
Su Zhi thought about it, what he wants to do now and what he can do, I'm afraid he can only follow Xiaoqing, come and settle down, and take a good walk outside. If he can find the right person, he doesn't mind, and if he can't find it, she can't blame him anymore if he tries his best.
Su Zhi found a bench under the willow tree and sat down, thinking about where it would be better to walk along the lake, to the park at the end of the lake, or to the shopping mall. Otherwise, it seems like a good idea to leave the scenic area and walk through the once bustling and now sparsely populated central square, and finally to the pedestrian street.
Su Zhi thought of the spell that Xiaoqing released on him, Xiaoqing was vague about the effect of that spell, and after thinking about it, he had no clue and decided to go with the flow.
Su Zhi finally decided to leave the scenic spot, looking at the two roads leaving the scenic spot, the main road was full of people, one side was the lake, the other side was a stretch of shops, there were tourists, there were local residents, and there was a tree-lined path, he did not hesitate to walk on the tree-lined path.
Follow the tree-lined path to the main road, at the other end of the road is the central square, and you must take the underground passage to cross the road. Walking down the stairs, through the underground passage, seeing someone walking down the stairs with his head down and playing with his mobile phone, Su Zhi naturally walked to the other side of the stairs and went up the stairs, and when he got out of the underground passage, he subconsciously looked at the person who went down the stairs and didn't know how to see the road, judging from the back, it was a very cute little girl.
Go down the stairs and play with your phone, when you fall will be fun.
Su Zhi thought a little evilly, and laughed when he thought about it.
Passing through the central square is the pedestrian street, the pedestrian street is a commercial street, and I saw the royal sister wearing sunglasses walking over with a big bag from a distance, Su Zhi immediately walked to the top of the steps of the roadside store, looked around, and calculated that this pedestrian street is actually quite low-grade, so that the royal sister should not be a rich woman.
Su Zhi decided to take a walk in the video game city, he saw a girl in a cute JK suit playing with a basketball machine, and thought about it, even if he was watching, don't stand behind people, so he walked to the side and watched the girl in JK suit shoot ten balls without scoring a goal, and laughed at the time, and then walked away without saying anything after being glared at.
Going up the stairs, Su Zhi held on to the handrail. Going down the stairs, Su Zhi also held on to the handrail. This is not because I went out on a trip some time ago, and I was going to take the subway down the stairs and broke my foot, and I was forced to limp through the Grand Presidential Palace and the Memorial Hall of the Dead Compatriots, so that I had a psychological shadow, at least in a short period of time, I didn't dare to make too waves.
Reading in the reading corner, Su Zhi likes to sit alone in a secluded corner.
In a snack bar with a lot of people, Su Zhi consciously stood aside, and waited until everyone left after buying it, and then bought snacks.
Su Zhi never goes to the kind of bubble tea shops and ice cream parlors that have to wait in line.
Su Zhi never squeezes into the crowd, even if there is excitement to watch, he will only find a high place where no one is there to watch.
The person who accosted him must be a salesman, and Su Zhi has always been able to hide.
All in all, Su Zhi, who had been shopping for an afternoon, stood by the river watching people fishing, and suddenly remembered that Xiaoqing cast a spell on him, how could there be any "lucky pervert", didn't nothing happen all afternoon.
That fishing guy is an ironclad air force. It's better to touch a snail, then it won't be considered the Air Force. Thinking like this, Su Zhi patted his ass and was about to go back, but suddenly found that Xiaoqing appeared in front of him at some point, looking at him expressionlessly with his hands on his waist.
"You're playing with me, aren't you?" Xiaoqing raised her eyebrows.
Su Zhi was stunned, he didn't know why Xiaoqing asked him for his guilt, but after thinking about it, he understood.
"Where am I playing with you?" Su Zhi was arrogant, "I still want to say, is your spell really useful?" ”
Xiaoqing stared at Su Zhi tightly, she found that he didn't avoid her gaze, his eyes didn't blink, and she thought that he probably didn't mean to.
"How?" Su asked. He doesn't do bad things, and he is not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door.
"Forget it." Xiaoqing said, "That's it for today. ”
"Can I go home, then?" Su asked.
"It's up to you." The failure of the perfect plan makes Xiaoqing very unhappy.
"Send me back." Su Zhi said that he hoped that Xiaoqing could send him how and how to send him back.
"Take your own taxi." Xiaoqing said, "You have to know that the aura is weak now, cherish the mana." ”
"It turns out that you didn't see you saying that your aura is weak......" Su Zhi took out his mobile phone, "Take a taxi." ”
"What's wrong?" Xiaoqing saw him take out his mobile phone and put it away again, "Aren't you going to take a taxi back?" ”
"I decided to eat dinner and go back." Su Zhi was silent for a moment and then looked at Xiaoqing, "Together?" ”
Xiaoqing was stunned, if you eat or not, you don't eat for nothing, and who doesn't eat for nothing.
Xiaoqing became excited: "Is there anything delicious around here?" ”
"I'll just be polite." Su Zhi said, "Do fairies also want to eat?" ”
"Of course."
"I thought it was a food and a drink."
"The northwest wind doesn't taste good."
"Haha...... Seriously, you really still have to eat every day, can't you do Bigu? ”
"It's not a Bigu thing, it's a delicious thing...... I'll just ask you, three meals a day is enough, why do you eat snacks. ”
"Because it's delicious."
"Isn't it?"
"Okay." Su Zhi thought for a while, "Pork belly chicken, did you eat it?" ”
"Is it delicious?"
"Okay...... It's just that the taste is relatively light. ”
"I don't have a bad taste."
"That's good...... I'm going to have a chili saucer anyway. I have a heavy taste. ”
"Stop talking nonsense." Xiaoqing raised his hand, "Let's go, Xiao Suzi, the one in front will lead the way." ”
"Roger." Su Zhi raised his hand in salute, and then laughed. She just called him "little uncle", but he didn't react.
Su Zhi felt that they were not like the strangers they had just met today.
He didn't think that in his mind, which was influenced by so many works, the green snake was a familiar existence. And she's still a cute girl, except for having those magical means, she doesn't look like a big monster at all. And in her mind, that is her sister's benefactor, and it is very likely to become the existence of her brother-in-law, of course, she will never allow that future to happen, and the handsome guy is still quite interesting at the same time, a guy with a big heart.
"Where's that pork belly chicken you said?" Xiaoqing asked.
"Right ahead." Su Zhi pointed to the pedestrian street.
There is a staircase from the river to the main road. Xiaoqing walked in front, and Su Zhi followed her, watching her jump up the steps, watching her step on the air, slipping and falling on the steps, and the slippery legs kicked his legs, causing him to stand unsteadily and fall forward.
The honking of cars is sounding, electric cars are coming and going, and the sunset is on the riverbank embankment steps.
Xiaoqing fell on the steps.
Su Zhi fell behind her, holding her snake waist with one hand and her chest with the other.
It looks like the effect of the spell is finally coming at this moment.
That's not a failed spell.