Chapter 354: Fire Buddha
Lin Yu felt Li Aoxue's cold gaze, and couldn't help but feel a spirit, drooping a bitter gourd face, waving his hand and saying, "This has nothing to do with me, she said it...... What she said ...... "Under Li Aoxue's burning eyes, I don't know why, Lin Yu was inexplicably a little weak-hearted.
The scalp nodded numbly, Lin Yu thunderclouds showed one by one, and the figure fled forward instantly, and the figure came ethereally. Li Aoxue looked at Lin Yu's gray figure, stomped her feet angrily, her foxy face was crimson, and even her crystal earlobes were dyed with a touch of red. "Dirty embryo! That little girl is so cute, how could she say such immoral words?!It must be deliberately instigated by that obscene embryo, hmph! Wait out of the Flame Mountain, see that your aunt and grandmother will not sacrifice your blood to the netherworld?!" Under Li Aoxue's wine-red hair, the jade face revealed the cold color of Senran.
The long sea of fire, as if there was no end, the colorful phoenix feathers appeared between Lin Yu's eyebrows, and the phoenix immortal bird gave him a summonable clone, which was Lin Yu's hole card. "The eternal game has begun, the soldiers are moving forward, who is waiting for the chess to break the game?" Lin Yu asked himself, but he couldn't find the answer.
Airplanes......
A round of blazing fire in front of him, revealing a shining brilliance, like a bright moon slowly rising, the full moon of fire, rising from the flames, the picture is extremely shocking.
"Hmmm......"
Lin Yu came from a distance, saw this strange scene, stopped, and his eyes were deep. Two rays of light were revealed, piercing straight into the full moon of fire. In the glorious full moon, a figure was majestic and persevering, and the flames on his head were like a demon god.
"He's the one who just made the move?"
Li Aoxue rushed over and looked at the magnificent full moon, the existence of a god in the full moon. My heart was shocked.
"Grandpa Fire Buddha has been lonely for many years. The two little dolls stayed in this lifeless place, and it was okay to honor the grandfather of the Fire Buddha?"
"Fire Buddha? Legend has it that before the Buddha became a Buddha. He once had a three-phase god, an immeasurable body! It is one of the immeasurable bodies of the Buddha before he became a Buddha. I didn't expect to see the real Buddha today. Lin Yu's heart was surging, the fire Buddha had a fire light on his head, and there were fire relics condensed in the firelight.
"That's right! It's the existence of the little doll in your mouth! How about it, is there a special honor to serve the Buddha's immeasurable body before becoming a Buddha, if you behave well, not like the little fart child with an exposed buttocks, if the Buddha is happy, maybe three or five hundred years, he will let you go. The Fire Buddha spoke, as the first body of the Buddha's immeasurable body, this guy not only has a trace of Buddhist purity and kindness, but looks like a magic stick, and has a fight with the same small god stick.
"A little ass kid with an exposed butt groove?"
Lin Yu muttered, his eyes lit up, he didn't seem to have any suspicion, the little kid in the mouth of the Fire Buddha was the little god stick, Lin Yu's heart moved, but he didn't expect that the unscrupulous guy of the little god stick was actually taken away by this fire Buddha.
"We won't compromise with you, no matter what kind of existence you are, what kind of immeasurable body you are, or the Fire Buddha, let me Li Aoxue serve you and give me time, even if the Fire Buddha is timed, I can still suppress it, and the old bald donkey can let the horse come over. Li Aoxue is arrogant, the pride of the sky, and has a rebellious spirit in her bones.
The Fire Buddha's big eyes twitched, stared at Lin Yu sharply, and asked with a smile: "Why boy, are you the same as him?"
"No ......"
Lin Yu's head shook like a rattle, he squinted his eyes as if he was flattering, and said with a lewd smile: "That Fire Buddha, it is an honor for the two of us to be able to serve your old man, this kind of honor is still wanted by others, how can we refuse? It's all a little unreasonable, they don't understand the big truth, Grandpa Fire Buddha, don't mind, I think we still joined forces to suppress her first, and when I go back, I will slowly train her, and ensure that Grandpa Huo is satisfied, let her warm the kang and warm the kang, wash clothes and clothes, cook, wash feet and feet, and serve Grandpa Fire comfortably. ”
"Coward, spineless, villain, despicable!"
Li Aoxue's delicate body trembled, her whole popularity was ruined, Lin Yu was too shameless, not to mention the rebellion on the spot, but also stabbed her upside down, what, let her "warm the kang and warm the kang, wash the clothes, cook, wash the feet and feet?" Li Aoxue was still angry in her chest, and raised her hand to suppress Lin Yu.
"Uh...... Little girl, you are so bold, in front of Grandpa Buddha, you dare to make a move on Grandpa Buddha's people!" A round of fire-colored discs bloomed with brilliant brilliance, and in a moment, a round purple bowl flew out of the fire-colored disc and shrouded the top of Li Aoxue's head.
"What is a coward? What is spineless? What do you know? This is called a person who knows the times as a junjie, do you understand? You see that you don't know the current affairs, and you have been suppressed, right?" Lin Yu fell into the well, sneered on the side, and puffed out Li Aoxue's cheeks, like an angry little female leopard, eager to tear Lin Yu one by one, before venting the anger in his heart.
"Not bad! Not bad! The little doll is very good, you are so shameless, despicable, and obscene that you are deeply appreciated by the Buddha, and you have a future...... If you behave well, it is not impossible for the Buddha to pass on a few sets of mastery to you. The Fire Buddha looked at Lin Yu with a smile and kept nodding his head in praise.
Lin Yu nodded vigorously, and a horse unconsciously waved his hand out, licked his face and said: "Grandpa Buddha really has the bearing of a big Buddha, no wonder he is a master of the Buddhist family, this mind, as majestic as a mountain, as vast as the sea, there are few people in the world to compare!"
The Fire Buddha wore a large string of thick Buddha beads, wearing a fiery red loose robe, followed by seven flames, in those flames, each with fire relics, he spread out his palm, the purple bowl slowly became smaller, fell into the palm of his hand, flicked the Buddha beads around his neck, the Fire Buddha smiled happily, but still pretended to be rigorous to Lin Yu reprimanded: " You little doll, everything is good, the only bad thing is too honest, you must know that Buddhism pays attention to quiet and inaction, even if this Buddha is like the sea, you can't boast so obviously, to be tactful. ”
Lin Yu couldn't help but despise the thick skin of the Fire Buddha in his heart, obviously he was very useful, but he was also a bitch and set up an archway, Lin Yu is really a little bit of this guy, is this really the Buddha's immeasurable?
"Or Grandpa Buddha, you hand over this bowl to me, right? I'll help you teach a good lesson to this yellow-haired little girl, and within ten days I guarantee that he will have a female man who will become a cute girl, and serve Grandpa Buddha in a down-to-earth manner." Lin Yumei smiled, looking at Li Aoxue's angry appearance in the purple bowl, and said with an evil smile.
"Lin Yu, you are too shameless, a spineless villain like you should be sent by heaven. ”
Li Aoxue rarely scolds, she has always been calm as water, she is smart and she has always regarded anyone as a chess piece in her hand, playing and controlling to her heart's content, she likes this feeling. But at this moment, she was imprisoned by others, and her calm state of mind was disrupted, not to mention that the kind of confidence she had always controlled everything was torn apart, and she began to learn to be angry! No, she wanted to scold, so she was hysterical, and scolded Lin Yu, the despicable villain in her eyes, and drenched her blood.
The Fire Buddha was abused by Li Aoxue's chatter, his noisy ears buzzed, and he sighed with regret: "It's a pity, such a bright girl, her temper is so impatient, like a shrew, she has no image." ”
"Vixen?!"
Li Aoxue's head was black, she was almost fainted, she had always been as clear as jade, indifferent and elegant, if it weren't for Lin Yu's too shamelessness, how could she be forced to the point where she disregarded her image so much?
"I'll leave it to you, discipline me well, Grandpa Buddha doesn't want to hear her spill again in three days, no problem, right?" The Fire Buddha casually threw the hot bowl to Lin Yu, and with a wave of his robe, a flame rolled him and Lin Yu up in an instant, and the figures of the two disappeared in place in an instant like ghosts.
"That's not a thing......"
Lin Yu pursed his lips, and some strange voices drifted away, like ethereal and melodious.
Fire Cloud Cave
A cave is cast in the form of fire, and the temperature in the cave is hot, arc-shaped, and the temperature in the cave is hot, like a sea of fire burning dry.
"Xiaohuo, you're back, you drink this wine well...... It's just that it's too strong, and the gods are a little drunk. In the Huoyun Cave, a child wearing a red belly pocket and a bare white belly swayed, blushing, and staggered out with a wine can.
"Bear child! Bear child! Secretly drink Grandpa Buddha's wine again, see that Grandpa Buddha won't refine you this time." Seeing the little god's toothache, the Fire Buddha snatched the wine jar he was holding, and said with a painful face: "This is a ruined son! This is the Buddha five hundred years old with Lianrui and Shenhuo condensation, a drop can be worth tens of thousands of gold, and it has been looted by this little rabbit." ”
The Fire Buddha picked up the wine jar and poured it down, there were still some left, he opened his mouth and drank all the remaining wine, licked his mouth, the Fire Buddha looked weird, and said with a sigh of mouth: "Could it be Grandpa Buddha, can't it be brewed crookedly, and this wine has a fishy taste?"
The little god stick on the side, embarrassedly clasped his fingers, and said shyly: "I drank too much, and I accidentally urinated in it." ”
The Fire Buddha's face turned green, and he began to vomit in disgust. (To be continued......)