Chapter 14: Ji Shaoxia, Help!
"Be careful!"
The Lingyu monk was horrified and blurted out.
It's a pity it's late.
Three muffled thunderous sounds sounded, and the old monk Lingyu, Chen Zhu, and Wang Hua fell to the ground and vomited blood.
Only Wang Hua was lucky and wore a soft armor engraved with runes, so he was not hit hard.
Chen Zhu pointed at Liu Cheng, who had cold eyes at the moment, and howled: "Shameless, sneak attack!" ”
Liu Cheng showed an honest smile, the skin on his chest surged, and two clear faces appeared.
He stood there, his head slightly raised, obviously an honest image, but it gave people a majesty that could not be looked at.
The old monk Lingyu suddenly remembered the words of the horse offering - "At that moment, he was like a god, and he could not be forced." ”。
"The goddess will like your taste very much." The oracle smiled and said.
This time, he didn't look like a human being.
The Lingyu monk struggled, and slapped the blood he vomited on the one-eyed green dragon on his shoulder with a snap.
"Hurry up, I'll stop him!"
"Yuhua Lane, looking for the season...... Roar! ”
An angry roar sounded, and the one-eyed green dragon on the monk's shoulder suddenly came to life, forming a hovering dragon shadow.
This is the old monk's last hole card - to call the green dragon with blood.
The lotus flowers in the lotus pond are swaying, showing their teeth and claws.
Chen Zhu was seriously injured, and he knew that he couldn't run far, so he shouted, "Senior sister, go quickly!" ”
"Master, I'm here to help you."
As he spoke, the black coffin in his hand was horizontal, and a string of needles shot out.
Wang Hua is not hypocritical, one moment it seems that she is seriously injured and vomiting blood, and the next moment a carp has stood up and flew up.
The coffin behind her shook and a zipline ejected, sending her away like an arrow.
After that, the coffin board fell, and the runes on it flowed, bringing out a stream of air, carrying her through the wild grass like a flying boat.
The three rooms on the left of Yuhua Lane, looking for the lack of season!
Wang Hua, who likes to admire handsome men, clearly remembers the address of the master named Ji Que, and now she has only one thought in her heart - "Find him, help!" ”。
At this time, Wang Hua couldn't help but glance back, only to see that the bright and bloody house had broken two holes, the master's green dragon shadow was already looming, and a coffin board flew out of the door.
Senior brother, they are probably going to be defeated!
Wang Hua and her senior brother have been subduing demons and eliminating demons for six years, and they have completed more than 60 commissions, large and small, but they have never encountered such a tricky situation.
Insidious, vicious, and strong!
This is her evaluation of the finger messenger pretending to be "Liu Cheng", and her heart is shocked.
Fortunately, relying on the "flying boat technique" that came with this black wooden box, she had rushed to the vicinity of the old tree in a blink of an eye.
The senior brother and the master helped her buy time.
She must find Ji Que!
At this moment, a dull bell sounded.
Wang Hua turned her head, only to see a purple figure rushing suddenly, she didn't have time to react, she had been slapped to the ground with a slap and rolled into the wild grass.
For a while, Wang Hua only felt that the world was spinning, and when she was a little sober, she saw that honest face.
The fingers of the divine envoy stood with a purple-robed woman, his hands stained with blood and an honest smile on his face.
"Do you want to find Ji Shaoxia from Yuhua Lane? Let me help you. ”
As he spoke, a woman's face on his chest rolled towards his face.
Immediately afterwards, the honest face of the finger changed, and the voice of the voice changed.
For a while, Wang Hua only felt that she had seen another self, and a feeling of despair arose in her heart.
The next moment, her eyes went black and she fainted completely.
......
In Sangshui County, Yuhua Lane, in the yard under the loquat tree, Ji Que is lighting a fire.
A large, clean black slab was laid on top of it, and as the flames rose, the slab became scorching.
After that, pieces of fine pork belly, carefully marinated in the sauce, were spread on top, making a sizzling sound.
He holds a brush in his left hand and brushes the oil on the flesh from time to time.
Ji Que really couldn't figure it out, why he was still barbecuing himself in the end, even though Tang Yi should have treated him to dinner today.
There is no way, it is all self-inflicted, he can't get used to Tang Yi's clumsy appearance, and he is afraid of wasting this great ingredient.
At this moment, Tang Yi was lying on a rattan chair under the eaves, his good-looking peach blossom eyes squinting slightly, like a lazy cat.
He looked at Ji Que and said suspiciously, "Brother, are you sure you want to roast there?" ”
Since that night, Tang Yi's name for him has changed from "Aji" to "brother".
The reason why Tang Yi raised this question was because Ji Que had also barbecued meat before, but every time he had to build a simple shed under the eaves or in a simple shed.
Because his luck is too "good", he is afraid that he will be roasted and roasted, and bird poop will fall from the sky.
But this time, Ji Que calmed down and said, "Don't worry, Ayi, I have been transferred recently." ”
"Really?"
Tang Yi still didn't believe it.
"Also, don't call me brother, call me old."
"Okay, brother."
Ji Vacancy: "......"
For a while, he really didn't know if this Tang Yi was really stupid or fake.
Ji Que was roasting meat, looking at the other party's lazy appearance, he couldn't help but complain: "Why are you so lazy, you have meat to eat every day when you lie down?" I'm so diligent that I dare to eat a good meal every few days. ”
Tang Yi thought for a moment and said, "Ah Ji, although you scared me the night before, I still want to say that this kind of thing is fate." ”
"Life?"
"You are so good at kung fu, you still lie to me, hide so deeply, it's normal to be unlucky, my kung fu is so bad, it's understandable that you have a little luck. Did I tell you that I often pick up money? ”
"Picking up money?"
Tang Yi nodded and said: "Especially in the past few months, I often picked up silver, and the most outrageous one was when I just came home that day, and suddenly saw a fat mouse running through the yard with a silver ingot.
I screamed in fright, and the mouse dropped the money and ran away.
I picked up the silver and measured it, good fellow, as much as ten taels. ”
Ji Vacancy: "......"
Ji Que wanted to cry without tears and said: "Ah Yi, is there a possibility that the silver you picked up is mine?" ”
Tang Yi blinked his beautiful picky eyes and said, "Yours? Ah Ji, although you are powerful, but I am a dignified scholar, mighty and unyielding, you are just, how can a mouse-level silver be yours. ”
Ji Que was speechless all of a sudden.
But he could basically be sure that the ten taels of silver he buried in the ground were taken away by the fat mouse!
At this time, Tang Yi suddenly seemed to be facing a great enemy, and shouted: "Aji, bird! ”
Ji Que didn't hesitate and shook his hand.
With a snap, a pheasant flying through the air fell to the ground, with a large black pair of scissors stuck in its body.
Soon, there was another roast pheasant on the slate barbecue.
At this time, the pork rind of the pork belly has been roasted to a golden brown and slightly rolled up, exuding a strong aroma of barbecue.
The lazy Tang Yi had already sat down, looked at the newly added roast pheasant, and muttered, "Didn't drop bird poop and still add food?" Aji, are you really transferred? ”
Ji Que nodded and said with emotion: "It's a pity that it's only temporary." ”
Yes, his bad luck will increase over time.
This kind of barbecue doesn't have to worry about bird droppings falling from the sky, and I'm afraid there are not many days left.
At this time, the barbecue is cooked.
Ji Que didn't remind Tang Yi at all, and sent the meat into his bowl and mouth in one go, Tang Yi saw this, he was lazy and suddenly refreshed and grabbed food.
I have to say that Ji Que's barbecue kung fu that has improved his understanding for two months is also effective.
His precise control of the heat and the tender taste of the barbecue are a must-have for the taste buds.
Tang Yi couldn't wait to swallow his tongue.
As a result, when the two of them were feasting and dividing pheasant legs, they only heard a muffled pop, and a woman in gray fell from the courtyard wall.
The woman raised her head, her nose was bleeding, and she said with a disgraced face: "Ji lacks a hero, help!" ”