Chapter 466: Scared to pee?
"Yes, I haven't heard of a poisonous snake in so many years, but today I met two, isn't it ......" The leading guard said hesitantly, "What kind of luck is this?"
When the rest of the guards heard this, they were silent.
Yan Po was also stunned, and then became furious: "Then why don't you hurry up and find those two beasts, what if you run into the palace and alarm the holy driver?"
The leading guard immediately bowed his head respectfully, answered the "subordinates obey the order" and left in a hurry.
When the people walked away, Yan Po breathed a sigh of relief, wiped his sweat, and was just about to get up, when he suddenly found that his trouser legs were a little sticky, he stretched out his hand and dipped it, and his face suddenly changed drastically.
Isn't this urine? Could it be that he was scared to pee just now?
"Poof!" Someone next to him finally couldn't help but sneer, but quickly covered it up.
Yan Po's face darkened even more, this feeling of shame was even more uncomfortable than killing him.
He can't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, and this is the worst thing in his life!
At this moment, I suddenly heard a noisy footstep coming from the palace gate, and soon someone shouted, "Lord Yan is here!" The emperor summoned him in the imperial study."
"I'm ......" Yan Po opened his mouth and looked at his father-in-law who came to summon him at the palace gate.
"What? Lord Yan doesn't want to go?" Someone urged.
"No, it's just ......" Yan Po wanted to speak and stopped, but finally couldn't follow hard, "The lower official obeys the order." Hurriedly followed his father-in-law towards the imperial study.
When he arrived at the door of the imperial study, his footsteps suddenly froze in place, and there was a group of officials standing outside the imperial study, and they saw Yan Po untidy, and his lower body was still dripping with water stains, and they all looked at him with strange eyes.
A few of those officials knew each other, and they knew his relationship with King Wu, so they kindly reminded, "Brother Yan, you should change your clothes first, otherwise you will miss the Holy Driver!"
Yan Po smiled awkwardly, nodded and said, "Thank you for reminding me, but the lower official really didn't bring clean clothes, so he lost his temper."
"What then? Why don't you have someone send it to you?" Another colleague asked.
"No need, the lower official will let people go home to pick it up, and I also accidentally knocked over the little palace maid's bucket." Yan Po waved his hand and said.
"Which palace maid is it? If you are so careless, you should be punished!" One of the officials scolded indignantly.
"Yes, Lord Yan, didn't you punish her?" Another official chimed in.
Yan Po smiled bitterly and shook his head: "She's just careless, not to mention that I'm fine, it's more important for the emperor to summon me."
The official immediately patted his ass and said, "Lord Yan is really generous, we are a role model!"
"yes, yes!" The officials agreed.
Yan Po has long been accustomed to these officials who are sloppy and slapping horses, but today he is a little irritable.
He wanted to solve it as quickly as possible, so as not to be found out that he was so embarrassed.
"Ahem!" He cleared his throat and said to the forbidden army guarding the imperial study, "Your Majesty has come to meet the emperor by order."
As soon as the words fell, the crowd of officials around him immediately retreated, leaving a passage for him to walk into.
Yan Po raised his legs and walked forward, until he walked to the door, and as soon as his hand touched the door handle, the door suddenly opened from the inside, and he was so frightened that he quickly let go of his hand.
Yan Po raised his eyes in horror, and the man sitting behind the bookcase in a Xuanhuang dragon robe was looking at him coldly.
"See, Minister...... See the Emperor." Yan Po swallowed his saliva and said with a stumbling face.
"Yan Aiqing, please come in!" Nangong Yan narrowed his eyes slightly, and spit out two words in a cold tone.
"Yes." Yan Po stepped into the room with his legs strided.
Immediately, as if he had thought of something, he quickly closed the door.
The emperor stared at him motionlessly.
Yan Po knew that he had lost his honor in front of the palace, so he knelt down in front of the emperor: "The emperor forgives the sin, and the lower official accidentally soiled his clothes, which offended the holy driver."
"Really?" The emperor looked at Yan Po lightly, and didn't seem to mind.
Yan Po Mosa
A handful of sweat on his forehead, he nodded again and again: "When, of course it's true, there is no half a lie."
The emperor retracted his gaze and continued to deal with the folds on the table: "Can all the exam papers be sealed?"
"Back to the emperor, everything has been sealed, and all of them are here." Yan Po hurriedly asked someone to move the box over.
The moment I opened the box, the exam papers inside had been burned out, and a few pieces of ashes came out with smoke.
"Yan Po, what's going on?" The emperor asked with an ugly face.
Yan Po himself was also surprised, and opened all the boxes in a row, but they were all burned to ashes.
"Your Majesty! The minions don't know!"
The emperor was so angry that he slapped the table: "How did you do it! How much effort is this? It's not for you to play tricks."
Yan Po was so frightened that he knelt on the ground and begged for mercy: "The emperor is angry! I don't know what's going on!"
While speaking, Yan Po remembered something, and immediately kowtowed to the emperor and said, "Your Majesty! There must be something greasy in this! Please Rong Weichen go and interrogate the guards on duty at the gate of the palace today."
After hearing this, the emperor snorted coldly: "How can this still involve the palace gate guards? They're just ordinary people. If it's really their ghost, then they are a deception."
Yan Po immediately retorted, "Your Majesty! When I was ordered to enter the palace, I was delayed for a while at the gate of the palace, and it must have been at that time that they did something."
The emperor was silent for a moment, and finally agreed.
Yan Po took the order and left.
After Yan Po left, the emperor said to Gonggong Cui, who was waiting beside him, "Go and inquire about what happened to Yan Po at the gate of the palace."
"Yes, Your Majesty!"
Not long after, Gonggong Cui hurriedly came and saluted, "Your Majesty, the slave and maid have made it clear. It is said ......"
The emperor raised his eyebrows and motioned for Gonggong Cui to continue.
"It is said that Lord Yan encountered two snakes at the door, and as a result, he peed his pants in fright, but these boxes of things have been guarded by his people."
"Wetting your pants? Just because of two snakes?" The Emperor scoffed.
"Lord Yan is usually quite prestigious, but today's humiliation in front of the important courtiers is really unbearable!"
The emperor looked coldly at the direction of Yan Po's departure, and suddenly asked, "I remember that Lord Yan seems to have only one son in his family, named Yan Zexiao?"
"Exactly!" Father-in-law Cui said Yan Po for five generations like a few family treasures, "It is said that Lord Yan has a very good relationship with his concubine, but this concubine only gave birth to a daughter."
The emperor chuckled: "Yan Po, although he has no strategy and talent, and he is extremely conceited, he really has no political achievements."
"The emperor is wise, Yan is a big man, but even I know a lot, he thinks that his daughter is both beautiful and gentle and virtuous, and she is definitely not an ordinary man to marry, and he also wanted his daughter to marry the sinner Feng Yuanqing as a concubine, and he also considered King Chen after the rebellion."