Su Yunfeng recounted what had just happened in detail.

Heard.

The driver immediately said with empathy.

"Young man! I know you so well! Same as ever! My wife is like that! Harm~ After so many years, let me tell you, it's not a problem~"

"Oh? Master, are you like that too? You say girls are weird...."

"Harm... I can't blame them, in fact, she just saw you jealous with other girls~"

"It's easy, I'll give you a trick..."

“..........”

Along.

Su Yunfeng chatted with this master very speculatively, and when they arrived at their destination, the two of them called each other brothers, and they almost didn't add a WeChat.....

"Little brother, listen to my brother's method, it's useful to keep it..."

"Okay, thank you, brother..."

As he spoke, he closed the car door and waved his hand.....

Sent away the master,

Su Yunfeng still went home to read, and then went to Xiao Yanan to have a good chat after the college entrance examination.

The next day, the English test starts in the afternoon.

There are no exams scheduled in the morning, so he still has plenty of time to revise...

Wait until Su Yunfeng sets the alarm clock to ring.

He is ready to embark on the journey to the exam room again, and there is still one of the three courses left, so he must rely on English to get some scores!

Before going out,

"Huh. Mom also left an iced watermelon..."

Seeing the summer heat-relieving artifact on the table, Su Yunfeng directly showed off half of it in one breath!

"Cool!"

...........

Today, the sun is high, and the heat makes the air outside a little distorted.

"Dig a groove, real Nima hot!"

Outside the examination room at two o'clock in the afternoon, the scorching heat still made Su Yunfeng scream, although he ate half an iced watermelon before going out, it still didn't seem to be enough to relieve the heat.

"Show off two more Northeast slabs! Cool down, don't affect the exam status! Su Yunfeng said to himself in his heart...

Wait for him to finish.

At that time, the door of the examination room was finally opened.....

The wait was undoubtedly long, and even the soothing music playing on the campus radio could not stop the nervousness of everyone in the examination room.

Just like when you are facing the unknown, the most nervous thing is often not the moment when something comes, but the period while waiting for it to come, when you really face it, there is actually nothing.

The music on the radio stopped abruptly, and with the sound of the emotionless machine announce, the exam officially began~

The candidates who got the test paper finally fell to the ground with a stone in their hearts and began to answer the questions seriously.

Look at the options for multiple choice questions in English:

A：in B：at C：on D：onto

Su Yunfeng complained in his heart: "Well, this topic is really very Sudong Province..."

I don't know if these questions are for students or to deliberately make things difficult for students....

This topic is foreign, and it is estimated that you will fail.

Some foreigners don't care about grammar has become a dead detail on the test paper, which makes them wonder if this English is still their native language..."

Fortunately, these topics are not difficult for Su Yunfeng, although they are perverted, but if they work hard to memorize them, they will still have an effect after all~

About ten minutes later,

The radio in the class sounded again, "Let's start playing English listening..."

This is even more sprinkled, don't ask Tella~

So easy！

However, before he could be stunned, something unexpected happened.......

"Gollum... Gollum ....."

People have three urgencies, Su Yunfeng's stomach is actually starting to turn over the river and the sea at this moment!

"? Don't you me! Su Yunfeng held his stomach with one hand, and the severe pain made his eyebrows twist together!

"Don't! Why do you have to make a little bit of a moth every time you take the English test?? ”

......

He thought about it carefully...

Through the exclusion, it was found that the problem could only be the two popsicles before entering the examination room, plus the half of the iced watermelon...... Now it's causing gastrointestinal upset!

"What the hell! If you knew it, you wouldn't be greedy! ...”

Fine beads of sweat kept pouring out on his forehead!

Su Yunfeng's intestines are also repentant now, and he knew that he shouldn't have eaten it just now!

But no matter how much he regrets it, it will be useless now.

The ass was rubbing back and forth on the chair, and he could only endure it at the moment.....

No way, although the English topic is not too difficult for Su Yunfeng to deal with....

But the time for the college entrance examination English is still relatively tight, according to the current situation of his stomach, it is estimated that he will not be able to get out of the toilet for half an hour!

So you can't start this at all!

I saw him do a few questions a little, and then he had to hold his stomach and knock on the table for a while, then get up and do a few questions, and then knock for a while, and so on.....

At the same time, he has to stay focused while doing each question! No way, who let this be the test paper of the Soviet Union and Eastern Provinces... He has to always guard against the test papers to dig a hole for him!

It's not easy...

But! For the sake of a high score in English, this hardship is nothing!

"Poof~"

After a slight distraction, Su Yunfeng relaxed his control over the sphincter, and a wisp of smelly gas wafted out.

The classmates sitting behind him suddenly galloped past in their hearts!

Covering his nose, he couldn't say anything in the exam room.....

"Poof. Burst.. Poof.."

Su Yunfeng was in dire straits at this time!

A stream of flatulence poured in his intestines, and when it came to the end, he could only crush the gas and quietly expel it little by little, for fear that someone would find out.

It's a large-scale social death scene, okay? Su Yunfeng would never allow such a thing to happen!

"I'm so hidden, no one should find out!" He thought so secretly in his heart, and there was a relief on his face.

As everyone knows,

Behind him, the buddy is miserable! The grass and mud horses in my heart are already galloping with thousands of horses!

"Classmates! Can't you fucking put it all at once?! Give me a good time! ”

The smell came and went, and as soon as it dissipated a little, it came again, which is so fucking funny!

If it were a different occasion, he would definitely rush up and blame Su Yunfeng severely.

But now in the college entrance examination room...

He can only be dumb and eat coptis, he can't say what he suffers, and he silently bears the attack of "poison gas" in the back.......

As time passed, Su Yunfeng's face became more and more pale! But fortunately, the question was successfully answered.

There is not much time left for the exam, and he also made a special effort to check whether his answer sheet has been filled in incorrectly, and after making sure that he has not made the mistake of the last time...

He simply lay on his desk and waited for the exam to end.

He didn't have to wait too long, and when the invigilator announced that he could leave, he was pardoned!

When leaving,

Su Yunfeng always felt that when the buddy behind him passed by him, his eyes looked a little weird, but he didn't pay attention to it, how could he care about it at this moment.

The heavy pace was dragging little by little, and he didn't dare to make any big moves.

Upon arrival at the toilet,

Su Yunfeng turned over the river and the sea for a while! The legs are numb, and I can't leave the pit all the time.....

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