On that day, Chen Zhu, who was in charge of the branch of the Rongsheng Demon Building, was in high spirits and brought his junior sister Wang Hua and the old monk Lingyu to discuss something with Ji Que.

It just so happened that I caught up with the meal again.

Chen Zhu happened to bring the packed Qiankun roast goose with him.

Ji Que looked at the roast goose and was very happy, after all, he couldn't bear to eat this special food for a winter, just to wait for Chen Zhu to treat him.

After that, he decided to go to the street to get some vegetarian dishes for the master to drink.

The old monk Lingyu is a very serious monk, and the Buddha's rules and precepts are very strict, except for drinking.

When Ji Que went out to buy vegetables, Chen Zhu and Wang Hua couldn't help but visit Ji Que's house.

"It's so quiet." Chen Zhu sighed.

Wang Hua frowned and said, "Senior brother, is this just secluded?" All the way down this alley, if we weren't professional and didn't find anything abnormal, I would have suspected that this area was haunted. ”

Chen Zhu glanced at his junior sister, as if he was not looking at his junior sister, but a demented child with low emotional intelligence.

At this time, the two were already standing in the kitchen of Ji Que's house.

Wang Hua couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Don't say that Ji Shaoxia is quite suitable for life, a big man has cleaned up this place neatly." ”

Lin Xiangzhi was lying on the windowsill, and when she heard this woman's words, she was angry.

I cleaned it up! I cleaned it up!

At this time, Chen Zhu suddenly looked at the location of the stove and said in surprise: "What is that?" ”

On the stove, there was a black thing, like a ruler, like a box, and like a sword.

In addition to occasionally blowing his hair, the biggest effect of this strange sword is that it is black and thick, and it is quite easy to use as a burning stick.

Wang Hua hesitated: "This is a burning stick, right?" ”

"How could this be a burning stick, obviously like a ruler for spanking someone." Chen Zhu picked up the black thing and said.

"Such a thick ruler spanking someone? You can figure it out! Wang Hua questioned.

"Why can't you spank someone?" Chen Zhu said, waved it, and made a spanking gesture.

The next moment, only a muffled sound of winter was heard, and the ground seemed to move.

Wang Hua was puzzled: "What sound?" ”

The next moment, she was frightened, because she saw her senior brother Chen Zhu suddenly staring at her with tears in his eyes, looking very perverted.

"My ...... My big toe. Chen Zhuru said wearing a mask called "pain".

Wang Hua lowered her head and was startled.

I saw an iron brick-like thing smash firmly on my brother's big toe at some point.

She finally knew why her brother suddenly had tears in his eyes, because it looked like it hurt.

"Senior brother, you've been hit with iron bricks." Wang Hua said.

"Why is there an iron ..... here? Brick ......"

Chen Zhu lowered his head with tears in his eyes, and found that a very thin chain was attached to this flying iron brick, and the other end of the chain was the "ruler" in his hand.

In other words, this lump of iron bricks fell from above.

His heart was shaken with fear and pain, so he raised his hand to lift the iron brick.

As a result, the iron brick was lifted, but the middle of the ruler suddenly split in two and turned.

Kacha sounded, and before Chen Zhu could react, his wrist was clamped.

Bleeding blood!

"Ah, my hands, my hands!"

Chen Zhu burst into tears of pain, because of the moment he was raised, the ruler suddenly split into two, turning into something similar to a large pair of scissors, and his backhand clamped his hand holding the ruler.

This clamp was so powerful that even if he had the true qi to protect his body, his wrist was still bleeding.

Chen Zhu's body twitched in pain, but this twitch was another sound of winter, and the iron brick that had just been lifted fell again and smashed on his injured big toe again.

"Woooooooooo......oo Sister, save me......"

At this time, even Master Lingyu heard the movement and came in to watch.

Lin Xiangzhi looked at this scene and was stunned.

Isn't this sword just for blowing hair? How is this smashing feet again, and it is sandwiching people's hands, you see, it makes people cry.

Wang Hua looked at this strange situation and said, "Master, why don't you help Senior Brother hold the iron brick, and I will remove this clamp?" ”

Master Lingyu nodded and squatted down.

Chen Zhu burst into tears and said, "Senior sister, is it so stable? ”

"Then let it continue to be clamped and wait for Ji Shaoxia to come back?" Wang Hua asked rhetorically.

Chen Zhu felt that his hand was about to be broken, and shook his head and said, "Come on." ”

So, Wang Hua and Monk Lingyu glanced at each other and worked together.

At the moment when the iron brick was lifted and the clamp was pulled open, a whining hot wind blew in his face, blowing Chen Zhu's Mediterranean hairstyle apart.

Chen Zhu shuddered and shouted, "What the hell is this?" ”

As a result, the next moment, the "brick" and "scissors" rebounded, and they had to be restored to their original state.

"Get out of the way!"

The Great Monk of Lingyu shouted, and then the three of them jumped out at the same time.

With a sound of winter, the burning stick returned to its original form, and the whining wind stopped abruptly, as if it had never moved.

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But the eyes of the three people and one cat were full of horror, as if they had seen a monster.

However, thinking that they had barely rescued Chen Zhu, the old monk Lingyu and Wang Hua couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

As a result, Chen Zhu's voice sounded painfully again—"Why do I suddenly feel so numb in my mouth?" It's so sad. ”

The old monk Lingyu and Wang Hua turned their heads and looked at it, and they were startled again.

Because I don't know when, Chen Zhu has a string of very thin flying needles on his mouth.

These flying needles must have been shot out of the hot wind before, and they pierced Chen Zhu's lips, so that his lips quickly swelled and looked like two fat sausages.

Wang Hua wrapped a piece of cloth and stroked his hand, helped him remove the flying needle, and comforted: "Senior brother, it's okay, your lips are a little swollen." ”

Chen Zhu said sullenly: "Well, the mouth will be swollen, the nest is ...... the end."

As he spoke, his voice became indistinct because his lips were too fat.

At this time, Ji Que came back from outside with the dishes, and said happily: "What a coincidence today, there is a store that sells glutinous rice sausages, just to taste it...... Depend on! ”

In the room, Chen Zhu, who was holding a sausage mouth, turned his head and was so frightened that Ji Que jumped back.

Woowoowoo...... It's so sad.

In the kitchen, which had brought good food, Chen Zhumohu's unbearable sobbing soon sounded.

......

Inside the house, Chen Zhu sat at the dining table with bandages on his wrists and toes, and sausages on his lips, looking pitiful and without any appetite.

On the table, Qiankun roast goose, cold salad three silks, and glutinous rice sausage exude a charming halo.

The skin of the Qiankun roast goose was already cold, but as the belly was cut, steaming heat suddenly came out of it.

The so-called Qiankun roast goose refers to the fact that there is Qiankun in the hungry stomach, and there are 36 kinds of carefully cooked ingredients in it, which are mixed with goose meat to eat, which is really fragrant.

As for the glutinous rice sausage next to it, it was not unusual, but when eaten with the roast goose, it has a peculiar charm.

Even Lin Xiangzhi enjoyed the blessings, Ji Que gave her a small bowl of Qiankun roast goose, and she couldn't help but eat a large piece

Chen Zhu looked at all this, pitiful.

He bought this roast goose, and he wanted to eat the sausages.

Unfortunately, I can't eat it.

Wang Hua pulled out a reed pipe, inserted it into his fat lips, and comforted: "Senior brother, you should drink tea, this is the most suitable for you at the moment." ”

As soon as these words came out, Chen Zhu's tears were about to fall again.