The Great Joy Bodhisattva looked at the roast suckling pig in that yard, and his eyes lit up.

The surface of the suckling pig has been roasted to a golden brown and exudes a rich aroma.

The Great Joy Bodhisattva was so hungry for a while that he only felt that his cherry mouth could eat a pig at a time.

In the house, the light of a charcoal fire overflowed from it, and the people inside were still chopping meat.

The Great Joy Bodhisattva was in a good mood, and with a roll of his fat hand, he suddenly copied a suckling pig in his hand.

Because she was so fat, the whole suckling pig was as small as a steamed bun in her hand, but when it came to her head, the size of the suckling pig seemed to be back to normal.

The size of the head of the Great Joy Bodhisattva is very normal, and that mouth is even a little small compared to ordinary women.

But in the face of this suckling pig, she swallowed the whole pig with one mouth.

It was like the hot suckling pig squeezing into her mouth by itself.

Then, when she chewed the pork in her mouth, the fat on her body would also squirm, as if she had many mouths on her body eating together.

The Great Joy Bodhisattva ate eight suckling pigs in one go, and the rich aroma of barbecue in the yard suddenly turned into a sour.

The Great Joy Bodhisattva wiped his mouth with the fat flesh covered with long hair, showing his elegance.

At this time, she couldn't help but look into the deepest part of the room.

To be honest, this suckling pig tastes so good, she hasn't eaten it yet.

So the Bodhisattva of Great Joy walked over, and as soon as his fat body went limp, his small head poked into the room.

There, the sound of machetes chopping meat continued.

The voice has a rhythm that seems to be tireless.

Just as the Great Joy Bodhisattva was about to ask the people inside to have some more meat, her body suddenly stiffened.

Because the chopping sound has become a little louder.

Immediately after, a man's voice sounded - "Xiao Huanxi, long time no see." ”。

The Bodhisattva's expression suddenly became serious, and he said, "Who are you?" ”

The fire in the house grew louder, and the shadow of a butcher chopping meat was reflected on the walls.

"You're hurt?"

The man continued, his voice tinged with surprise

By this time, the sound of chopping had stopped, and the room revealed the figure of a bald man in an apron.

At this moment, the expression of the Great Joy Bodhisattva suddenly became frightened, and he said with a trembling voice: "You are, you are Tu ......"

Before she could finish her sentence, her whole body was about to sweep backwards.

But at this time, her body suddenly tightened, and her whole body like a mountain of meat seemed to be grabbed by something and dragged into the house.

The door to the room was small compared to her fat body, but her body kept sinking inward.

With a snap, her hands gripped the door frame, and the fat on it kept squirming, and the wound that had healed before burst open again.

But the fat on her body still poured inward without her instructions, and it looked like a wriggling noodle.

With a bang, the hands of the Great Joy Bodhisattva did not buckle the door frame after all, and the next moment, her body was dragged into the door, and she let out a frightened cry.

"Don't, don't, you know I'm the one chosen by the Bodhisattva."

"Bodhisattva? What bullshit Bodhisattva! Ate my pork and run around what! ”

"Don't, don't, please, ah!"

"Grow so fat! The meat is so disgusting, it can't be cut cleanly, the blood vessels are thrown everywhere, and blood is everywhere! ”

"Really! Really! ”

......

The sound of chopping meat that had stopped sounded again, and the cry of the Bodhisattva of Great Joy for mercy was quickly replaced by the screams of killing pigs, and it was not long before even the screams became faint until they disappeared.

During this time, the roof tiles of the house kept shaking, and bright red blood overflowed from the cracks as it shook.

The blood flowed more and more, and more and more, so that the whole roof tile turned bloody.

The half-moon was reflected on it, and it also became red......

Inside the house, Ji Que, who woke up from a dream, looked at the "Book of Benevolence", and his mood was still restless.

He decided to comprehend the wisdom of the sages and see if he could relieve his anxious mood.

So his eyes lit up and he silently recited: "Comprehend the Book of Benevolence!" ”

The next moment, as the pages of the book turned rapidly, that feeling of initiation reappeared.

The feeling of tracing back to the source permeated his whole body, and he seemed to have fallen into a long river called "thought" all at once, and saw the thoughts of all kinds of people.

He even saw Tang Yi's laziness in it - "I'm so sleepy, how can I be sleepy when I read this book." Forget it, providence is so. ”。

If the previous sages' thoughts were all big rivers, then Tang Yi can only be regarded as a small ditch here.

Because it's so short, every time I read a book, I get sleepy, and when I get sleepy, I sleep.

After that, a tall and mighty scholar began to appear in Ji Que's consciousness.

It was a valley, and on one side of the valley was a black army.

The scholar stood alone on the chariot, and the muscle lines under his shirt were obvious.

The next moment, when the army moved and came like a tidal wave, the scholar greeted him.

As he progressed, he teared off his shirt, revealing his strong muscles.

After that, he calmly met the thousands of troops......

The sound of tidal troops, neighing horses, swords, spears, halberds grinding armor, filled the entire space.

Then the topless mighty scholar, like a tiger entering a flock of sheep, raised his hand and struck either a severed head, or smashed the opponent's head into the chest, and what he used the most was tearing.

Whether it's a horse or a human, all of them are pinched in two, or they are divided into two......

That's the real cross-melon cutting vegetables, like entering a no-man's land.

The roaring rain of arrows fell on him, most of them brought up a little white spot, and some of them even bounced back and sank into the soldier's body.

Of course, he's still tapping, tearing......

His steps have always been so powerful and elegant, and the ground has long been corpses and a sea of blood.

After that, Ji Que woke up and gradually realized the record of "divided into two".

He could even feel the heroism of one person blocking the army on the vast battlefield.

The tall scholar didn't say anything, but Ji Que could understand his domineering - "If Lao Tzu doesn't let you pass, you can't pass." ”。

And his benevolence is given only to those who are willing to listen to his reasoning.

For a while, Ji Que only felt that there was a ball of blood burning in his chest, as if he had fallen into the battlefield all of a sudden.

So he raised his hand excitedly, and the clothes on his body split in two in an instant, impartially, just from the middle position.

[Name: Ji Que.]

Age: 19

Realm: The first level of the Four Realms Divine Thought Realm

Strength: Not strong enough (self-assessment)

Skills: Amphibious Swimming (proficient), Running (proficient), Barbecue (proficient), Jiyi Taijiquan (Dacheng), Yixue (Dacheng), Thousand Machines Swordsmanship (Dacheng), Getaway (Dacheng), Fengshen Leg (Dacheng), Cloud Charm Method: Water and Fire (Dacheng), Luanfeng Reversal - Huayu (proficient), Renshou (Dacheng)

Perception Accumulation: Not yet active]

Ji Que is sure that this combat skill can not only divide people into two, but also tear off clothes in an instant, including Tang Yi's vest.

His heart calmed down suddenly, and he couldn't help but sigh secretly: "The wisdom of the sages is really amazing, and they even know that I want to take off my brother's clothes but can't." ”

Yes, he is now more inclined to tear people's clothes than to tear people's clothes.

Shame on the enemy, I will tear his clothes!

To be honest, now that Ji Que has comprehended so many skills, it has been a long time since he has been so excited as he is today.

If Tang Yi's vest is a solid lock, then his "benevolent hand" now can be regarded as having found the key.

But he has to practice first, because the "benevolent hand" tears both people and clothes, don't slip with one hand and tear the Tang Yiren.

Thinking of this possibility, Ji Que suddenly became cautious, it felt like there was a gun suddenly in modern society, and he was a little worried about the gun going off.

At the same time, he found that the premonition that something was staring at him before was gone.

All the best?

In short, he had regained a lot of peace, and although he was a cut away from the sage, it was much better than his previous anxious fire.

Now everything is really ready, just waiting to tear the clothes.

So as soon as it was dawn, Ji Que began to find a target to practice.

To be honest, compared to the head that wants to knock anything into it, the benevolent hand that this Renshu comprehends is really very benevolent, and he is particularly interested in the human form.

In the early morning, the Black Bamboo City has gradually woken up.

There was still some fog in the streets, and some vendors had already appeared on that long street.

Ji Que walked through the street, looking at the way they were dressed, his hands were itchy; Looking at their hands and feet, standing and walking, it is also very itchy.

The starting style of the "benevolent hand" technique is basically to pull the left and right positions of the root of the human thigh with both hands, and tear the person from the crotch in two, and the same is true for tearing clothes, and even the pants will be torn.

So it's a bit immoral to do this kind of thing, especially if you rashly tear a girl's clothes and pants, it's responsible.

Of course, this is the most convenient way, and this way is the best, after all, a big living person needs a good force point to tear apart, and there is room for optimization in tearing clothes, mainly to use the power skillfully.

At this time, Ji Que's eyes suddenly lit up, because he saw an acquaintance.

It was the leader of the group of little beggars who had ganged up to steal from him.

He recognized the other party, because the other party's face still had the footprints he had stepped on earlier.

He stepped on it a bit hard before, and he had to apologize to the bear child.

The bear child had just stolen a bun from a steamed bun shop on the street, and wanted to eat it with disgust, but suddenly a figure appeared in front of him, trembling with fright.

The next moment, his shiver turned to shivering.

Because he recognized this handsome face, he couldn't help but tremble: "What do you want to do?" ”

Ji Que looked at the footprints on his face that had not disappeared until now, and said, "You are still a child, I started a little heavier that day, and I came to apologize." ”

The bear child beggar couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and said secretly: "Finally, nothing will happen." ”

As a result, the next moment, I saw that the scholar suddenly pinched his thigh and tore it!

"Ahh

His pants fell to the ground, and the bear child was screaming and rolling on the ground, and his urine was pouring out.

Because at that moment, he thought that the other party would tear him in half.

The screams of the bear child attracted a lot of attention, because this little beggar has always been a thorn, and the small merchants and vendors on the street really dare not provoke him, I didn't expect this guy to scream so badly.

At this time, Ji Que had already apologized and disappeared into the fog.

The little beggar screamed for a while, only to realize that it was a false alarm, lying there with his bare ass and upper body, and crying with joy for a while.

It took him a while before he reacted and said secretly, "Is this an apology?" ”

Ji Que took a big turn in the morning, but he didn't meet a good practice object.

After all, he wasn't very unlucky in this Black Bamboo City, which meant that there weren't many bad guys here.

He has been here for so long, and among the people he has met, except for the group of little beggars, it is the son of the good city lord of Longyang, and the guy who eats tofu brains and doesn't give money is unreliable, while the others seem to be very good.

At this time, he couldn't help but think of Aunt Tang Yi's scarecrow, which was also in human form.

But he still held back, Aunt Tang Yi was his own person, and he practiced swordsmanship with a wooden stick when he was a child, and he also knew that he couldn't fight his own cauliflower field.

On his way around the city, he passed by a tailor's shop.

The guy from the tailor's shop yawned, and Ji Que had an idea and walked over.

When the guy saw the guests coming, he suddenly came to his senses and greeted him warmly.

Ji Que patted him on the shoulder and said, "I want a hundred pieces of clothes here." ”

"A hundred?" The guy was shocked.

This store doesn't sell more than 100 finished clothes a year.

If this is sold, won't the proprietress treat him as a treasure?

To be honest, he has had a crush on the boss lady who still has the charm and dead husband for a long time.

Ji Que said: "But you have to cooperate with me." ”

"Huh?"

Looking at Ji Que's eyes, the guy was a little confused.

"You put on your clothes and trousers, and I'll tear them up, tear one piece and give one piece of silver."

"Huh?" The guy said with a stunned expression.

"Of course, you have to try women's clothes and men's clothes." Ji Que pondered.

As soon as these words came out, the guy quickly covered his clothes.

He didn't expect that this son, who seemed to be serious, would have such a habit.

Seeing this, Ji Que said, "Can you pick it up?" Don't pick me up for another one. ”

The guy was entangled twice, but when he thought of the boss, he suddenly stopped being entangled, and said with a sad face: "I'll take it!" ”

"Okay, you come first."

Ji Que said, and took the lead in choosing a red dress for this guy.

The guy held the skirt and squirmed in, and only after a while did he speak: "Childe, I've changed it." ”

Ji stubbled his head and walked in.

I only heard "Hey, young! With a bang, his shirt and trousers split in two.

"Childe, you're too skilled, aren't you?"

"Don't ink, wear it quickly, next one!"

To be honest, it hurts a little to spend money on practicing Ji Que, but there is no way, he is a little anxious.

When he tore to the fiftieth piece, Ji Que had fully mastered the skill of tearing clothes, the fastest and most convenient is still to start with tearing people's thighs, this position is the most handy, he wants to tear a few pieces at a time, in one go, and change the position, such as tearing clothes from the waist, it will be a little jerky.

That's why he has to practice hard!

At this time, the proprietress who still had charm came, looked at the half of the clothes all over the ground, and couldn't help exclaiming: "What's the matter?" ”

The guy said Ji Que's strange request, looked at the face of the proprietress with a look of grievance, and said softly: "Boss, for you, I am out of the way." ”

As soon as the proprietress saw Ji Que's handsome face, she couldn't help kicking the guy to the ground, and said in a coquettish voice: "Son, it's good to find the slave family for this kind of thing, you can tear the slave's clothes casually." ”

Ji Que waved her hand to get her up, pulled up the guy next to her, and said, "Don't bother, let's continue." ”

So the proprietress could only watch Ji Que tear his guy's clothes again and again, hating herself for not being able to replace.

She likes to be handsome.

After a hundred exercises, Ji Que was already confident.

Faced with a pile of torn clothes, Ji Que took out the savings from robbing bandits and black shops a few days ago and left.

The money cost him a pain, but it was indeed painful and happy.

Because of his "benevolent hands", he is going to attack Tang Yi.

He knew that this "benevolent hand" was in his hand, and Tang Yi couldn't stop it no matter how many vests he had.

"This is providence!"

Ji Que happily walked out of the shop, looked in the direction of Chrysanthemum Lane, and couldn't help but say excitedly: "Tang Yi, my good brother, I'm here!" ”

Yes, it's time for the two brothers to have an honest meeting.

At this time, Tang Yi was getting up lazily and yawning.

Then he rubbed his eyes and wondered, "How do you feel like you're being targeted by something?" ”