Chapter 197: Tang Yi Recruits a Son-in-law?

Sunlight spills into the house through the cracks in the doors and windows.

There was a string of wet footprints in the house.

Tang Yi stood in front of a bronze mirror in the room.

She wore only a thin, close-fitting blouse, and her exposed skin was as smooth and clean as satin.

This slightly tight shirt couldn't hide her proud figure at all, and it should have been a long time since she saw herself as she was, so that she couldn't help but be a little shy when she saw it herself.

A moment later, a faint sigh came from inside the room.

When Tang Yi pushed the door open and walked out of the room, it was already a different look.

She still wears the usual gray robe, and her hair is simply tied into a single ponytail with a headband, but her current appearance is no longer reminiscent of a man.

Her Adam's apple was gone, her proud curves were very conspicuous, and her unpowdered face became brighter at this time.

She is a very feminine woman in her own right.

But there is one thing she hasn't changed, that is, her lazy appearance.

Whether it's a man or a woman, she always seems to be so lazy.

She walked through a corridor, among the bamboo and yellow flowers, and an elegant courtyard appeared in front of her.

At this time, there were several people sitting in the courtyard.

The blind aunt sat there, the uncle in the apron sat there, and the cousin Tofu Brain Shih Tzu sat there.

Tang Yi walked over and naturally sat on the most conspicuous recliner.

The cousin hesitated for a moment and said, "Sister, less than a tea time after you left, that guy left." ”

"Oh."

Tang Yi sat there softly and responded.

The blind aunt sat there and muttered, "Xiaoyi, it really surprised me that he could tear off all your clothes in one go." ”

Tofu Brain Xi Shi couldn't help but speak: "Not only clothes, but also pants, sister, you won't be confused, right?" ”

Bang!

At this time, the butcher's uncle slapped the table and said angrily: "What, and pants?" Damn it! Damn it! ”

As he spoke, blood gushed out of the hem of his coat, as if a pipe had burst, and it was all over the floor.

Everyone was surprised, and even stayed away from him in disgust.

Tang Yi opened his mouth and said, "Uncle Tu, it's just an accident. ”

The butcher clenched his fists and said angrily: "What an accident, that kid dares to do such a thing to you right under his nose, it's damned!" I promised your dad that I would take good care of you! ”

"Waste! You and I are rubbish! Not even a niece can be seen well. ”

Speaking of emotion, one of the butcher's skulls cracked open, and blood spurted out like a flying fountain.

"No, no, this kid must die! Must die! I'm going to drag him back and slaughter him! ”

The blind aunt avoided the spurt of blood, and said with a look of disgust: "Can you be quiet?" ”

The butcher looked at the blind woman at once, his bloodshot eyes bulging out, and his eyeballs seemed to burst out of his sockets, and asked, "What do you say?" ”

The blind woman spoke, "I tell you to be quiet." ”

"Tell me to be quiet, tell me to be quiet, waste woman, believe it or not, Lao Tzu twisted your neck?"

While speaking, his whole body became more and more irritable, and almost at the same time, Tang Yi and his cousin's beautiful big eyes narrowed.

Because in their perception, this mansion was suddenly covered with scarlet colors.

The door to the room where the butcher usually slaughters the pigs is open.

The world behind the door was pitch black, like a deep cave, and at this time, it was like a mountain of corpses and a sea of blood about to gush out of it.

At this time, there were many scarecrows standing behind the blind woman.

The scarecrows looked at the butcher with round eyes, and at the same time said, "Come, kill the pig, old lady, see how you twist my neck!" ”

As she spoke, she even stretched her white neck, waiting for the butcher to twist it.

The atmosphere was frozen and terrifying to the extreme, and this originally quiet courtyard seemed to have suddenly turned into a purgatory on earth.

At this time, Tang Yi spoke: "Don't make any noise!" ”

She usually spoke lazily and rarely with emotion, but this time it was not only loud, but even majestic.

"What did you say!" The butcher said with a brass bell-like eye.

At this moment, Tang Yi only felt that the mountain of corpses and the sea of blood were rushing towards him, and he was about to drown himself.

In the next moment, the butcher reluctantly pressed his bulging eyeball and forcibly pressed it back into the socket.

The mountain of corpses and the sea of blood disappeared in an instant, and the scarecrow behind the blind woman also disappeared, and the sunlight re-projected into the courtyard, and everything just now seemed to be an illusion.

"I'm sorry, eldest niece. Everyone knows that I have always been very kind, and I rarely get angry, unless I can't help it. ”

It can be seen that the butcher's anger has decreased a lot, which can be seen from the state of blood and water on the top of his head.

If the blood before was like a flying spring, now it is rolling down against the scalp, so that there is always a clear line of blood on his entire face, flowing like a trickle of spring.

Immediately, he suggested, "Do you think my methods are a bit cruel, then let the medicine man go, he is the best at making people die quietly and violently." ”

The blind woman spoke, "Have you had your brain squeezed out of a pig's brain?" Xiaoyi wants him to die, so you can arrange it? Did she bring him to you and let you help with the fat woman, just because she wanted to tell you that she had friends and wasn't withdrawn and unsociable? ”

The butcher thought for a while, and suddenly said, "Xiaoyi, you don't want to recruit a son-in-law outside, right?" ”

Tang Yi's cheeks were slightly red, and he denied: "I didn't." ”

"No, that kid can't do it, it's too dishonest to mess with women's clothes. Look at your Uncle Tu, who is so heroic but has never touched a woman in his life, this is called honest duty. ”

The blind woman couldn't help but say, "Do you call honesty and duty?" You are too fierce and ugly for a woman to dare to live with you, and I am embarrassed to expose you. ”

"What the hell am I ......," the butcher said, his eyes bulging out again.

At this time, the blind woman continued: "I think that little fellow is okay, at least he is handsome, and he is good at Tai Chi." ”

The butcher wanted to refute, but he endured it for a while and said, "I admit that he can practice to this level at this age, and he can barely be regarded as a 'one-in-a-ten thousand cultivation wizard', but he is an outsider in the end. ”

The blind woman spread her hands and said, "It doesn't matter if it's someone outside, the important thing is to see how you choose your clothes, but this kid's luck is really not good." ”

"Huh? Auntie, what do you say? ”

After hearing this, the lazy Tang Yi was a little interested for a while.

"Not only did he provoke the Great Joy Bodhisattva who had already been killed in the pig, but he also provoked the most terrible pig in the world, and even a ginseng fruit tree." The blind woman said.

The butcher couldn't help but say, "Blind, are you sure you can see clearly?" ”

The blind woman did not speak.

The butcher seemed to be a little happier and said, "Hahaha, I didn't expect this kid to be a prick, with a bit of the demeanor of my youth." Just not to mention the big tree, even the pig is afraid that he will die. ”

"That's right, we don't have to do it ourselves."

Tang Yi glanced at his cousin, and the cousin said reluctantly: "Is that pig very powerful?" How do you compare with Uncle? ”

The butcher fell into deep thought for a moment, and muttered: "You slaughtered Uncle Slaughter and killed pigs for half his life, and it is not an exaggeration to say that he is the best person in the world to kill pigs. ”

"To be precise, he is not a real pig, but he has long had the title of 'the hegemon of pigs'."

The cousin couldn't help but say, "The overlord of pigs, what is that?" ”

"It's still a pig."

The butcher's answer almost made the two sisters angry.

Then the blind woman spoke, "Don't frighten them, for the pig is fierce, but it is not as good as you used to be." ”

The butcher was furious and said, "Fuck your mother! Why can't I do it? ”

The blind woman said, "If you can, go and slaughter the pig." will only nest in this small realm as a waste, and really think of himself or the character of the year? ”

At this time, the butcher was not angry, and said with a smile: "Don't try to provoke me, your voice can be heard thousands of miles away." You're right, Lao Tzu is a waste who only dares to stay here and survive, aren't you blind and blind? ”

Seeing that the two were about to quarrel again, Tang Yi stood up straight.

The butcher and the blind woman said in unison, "Xiaoyi, where are you going?" ”

Tang Yi replied lazily: "Of course it's sleeping." You guys are so noisy, how can you sleep? ”

......

Tang Yi's big family meeting ended in this hustle and bustle, and as she said, she returned to Chrysanthemum Lane again and fell asleep.

But now she's a woman.

Occasionally, people in the alley noticed this, and they all showed shock.

Tang Yi knew very well that the two elders deliberately avoided a topic in this family meeting.

That is, her true body is known by Ji Que, or she is stripped of her clothes and pants, and if Ji Que does not marry her, it is very likely that she will be torn apart and skinned by Uncle Tu, or made into a scarecrow by her blind aunt.

Tang Yi, who was lying on the chaise longue, opened his eyes, and his beautiful eyes in the daylight had a touch of sorrow.

"You keep saying that after you see me, you always want to move, and I can't move in the future, it's really annoying."

......

After not perceiving Tang Yi's figure, Ji Que returned to normal after being slightly sad for half a cup of tea.

When he knew that Tang Yi's daughter was behind him, his anxious mood almost disappeared, and he returned to the tranquility of a sage.

Tang Yi didn't want to see him, so he stopped bothering and left directly.

After all, they don't shoot bitter love scenes.

Tang Yi said that he would come to see him when he wanted to, and he believed it.

If she didn't come to see him, he might be sad for a while, but only for a while.

After all, that is Tang Yi's own choice, and he will not end the world, and he can also find Kaori, Bailu, and Shangfeng Red Fish to adjust his mood.

It's just that on the way back, he inevitably feels a little lonely.

It stands to reason that he should have been used to being lonely, after all, this is how he came from, but in fact, he did feel lonely.

After experiencing the reunion with Tang Yi, the reunion in Chrysanthemum Lane, the meeting with his parents on the outskirts of the city, and the division of all the other party's clothes in that house, he only felt that it was too quiet now.

Ji Que stood on a hillside and couldn't help but look back, his eyes were misty mist and patches of dark bamboo forests, and he couldn't see the alley full of chrysanthemums and the familiar and somewhat fresh figure.

"By the way, the size of Tang Yi should be F+." Ji Que pondered.

This is definitely not small, it can only be said that among the women he knows, they are only inferior to female Shangfeng.

"I've been a brother with an F-cup girl for so long." Ji Que walked on the road and couldn't help but sigh.

From leaving Tianren City to find his good brother Tang Yi, to leaving Blackwater City and returning to Tianren City, it took Ji Que about a month.

When he returned home, Hayashi Kaori was practicing swords.

During this time, she managed to get a "sword bow", she stabbed the sword for a while, shot the sword for a while, and grabbed it with a cat's claw while shooting, it can be said that the Lin family's swordsmanship has played a flower in her hands.

Cats have bad intentions, and it's a bit unguardable.

After seeing Ji Que come back, Lin Xiangzhi couldn't help but say happily: "You're back, how are you going, good brother?" ”

Ji Que replied: "It's good, she's still studying." ”

Lin Xiangzhi raised his eyebrows and said: "Why are you not very happy, is it that a good brother has a daughter-in-law, but you have become an outsider." ”

Ji Que shook his head and said, "That's not true." ”

I can't tell you that my good brother has become a beautiful woman who is two sizes bigger than your breasts, right?

Ji Que quickly asked, "Is there anything wrong with me leaving this time?" ”

Lin Xiangzhi shook his head and said, "That's not true, I also went to the Demon Suppression Building a few days ago, Venerable Chen's complexion has improved a lot, and he is somersaulting there." ”

Ji Que replied: "That's good." ”

Lin Xiangzhi couldn't help asking, "What about you?" You've always had good luck. ”

Ji Que said: "It's not like that, but there is one thing that is quite strange, that is, when I was in Black Bamboo City, I always thought that there would be a big wave, but I didn't come." ”

Lin Xiangzhi smiled and said, "Then you are transferred?" ”

"Probably."

Ji Que felt that this matter might have something to do with Tang Yi.

He has always been attracted to Tang Yi's big breasts and daughter's body, and he has only noticed another key point in recent days, that is, Tang Yi's skills.

Tang Yi was able to slide out of the chair so neatly, and she was able to disappear into the courtyard in a very short time, which shows that her skills are very good.

In addition to her gender and big breasts, she has been hiding herself, as well as her cultivation.

This also explains why she always leaves the scene quickly every time she encounters something.

Tang Yi dared to be friends with herself, in addition to her natural luck and fast running, but also because she was quite capable, it can be said that she is "a master of art and bold".

With his bad luck, he can play with him like this, with the sentence "Woman, you are playing with fire." It is not an exaggeration to sum it up.

At this time, the scenes of Blackwater City flashed through my mind, Huang Yaoshi with half of his face, a pregnant man with chest hair, a clean woman licking a toad, a cousin tofu brain Xi Shi who was poisoned and collected the debt, and those unfinished scarecrows outside the blind aunt's door......

When these people think about it carefully, everything is not quite right, as if Tang Yi's uncle who killed pigs looks quite normal.

After Ji Que found out that he knew Tang Yi's gender, there were more mysteries in front of him.

Tang Yi, who are you?