Chapter 208: It's broken, a good guy was beaten into a white spirit frost!
Looking at the majestic peak that was close to Chi Qi, Ji Que felt that it shouldn't be her.
With the character of a female Shangfeng, if you really want to dive yourself, you shouldn't be so mysterious, and you won't admit it.
He even had a bold idea, if it was the female Shangfeng who made a move, Hayashi Kaori might still be in the room that night, but not in the kitchen.
"I'm sorry, Shangfeng, I made a mistake." Ji Que took a step back and replied.
After that, he left in a hurry, looking like he was not giving up.
Ning Hongyu looked at him and said with a puzzled expression: "You can't really be slept with and don't know the situation, right?" ”
"Who's doing it, so fast?"
Thinking of this, Ning Hongyu couldn't help but have a touch of complicated emotions on his face.
She has always had no worldly desires, but recently something has changed.
In short, even if this kind of thing is fake, she is very unhappy to think about it.
Who else but the cat?
......
After asking Ning Hongyu, Ji Que couldn't help but fall into even greater confusion.
Who will it be if it's not Ning Hongyu?
Speaking of which, he has always been a conservative, single-minded and affectionate man, and if he had a choice that night, he would be able to accept any of them, such as Female Shangfeng, Kaori, Tang Yi, and Xiao Bailu (no, no, Xiao Bailu will only be able to do it when she grows up).
And apart from these people, he would be uncomfortable and sad, because it would go against his single-minded and conservative character.
Sleeping without any emotional foundation is a hooligan.
Now that Shangfeng and Kaori have been excluded, Xiao Bailu definitely doesn't have that scheming, let alone the means, so the only thing left is Tang Yi.
But it was hard for him to imagine that a lazy person like Tang Yi could run so far to sleep with him, or "take revenge" on him.
Wait, thinking of the word "revenge", Ji Que suddenly felt that Tang Yi was more likely.
At the beginning, he tore off Tang Yi's clothes, and the other party "held a grudge", and it was reasonable for him to take revenge on him by sleeping on a dark and windy night.
The premise is that Tang Yide suddenly became diligent.
Tang Yi can change from a brother to a woman, and it is not impossible for him to become industrious one day.
"Tang Yi, could it be you?" Ji Que looked at the sky like a deep sea and muttered.
......
High on the hill, the green pines swayed, and under the Panasonic was a woman and a deck chair.
The woman is wearing men's clothing, but because it is more close-fitting, what you see at a glance is the towering curve of her placket, slender waist, and full buttocks.
It's a very man's attire, but it gives people a full feminine taste.
As for her appearance, the woman's eyebrows and eyes are picturesque, her muscles are like mutton fat, her willow leaves are thin eyebrows, and her tall nose bridge is a delicate red lip, which is extremely eye-catching.
The woman lay there, her face always with that languid expression, her posture stretched like the clouds in the sky.
Tang Yi has been lying here for two days, and has barely moved except for drinking water and going to the thatched house.
"I can't imagine it's so tiring to do something like that." Tang Yi stretched and muttered.
After a moment, she suddenly tilted her head and looked at the doorway of the mountain house.
There, half a face more.
The owner of the half face was found and walked out, still half a face.
Because his face is really only half of it.
"Miss, the matter is settled, can you go back?" Half face and half face said seriously.
Tang Yi raised his eyes and said, "Uncle Huang, why are you the one who goes out often, aren't you afraid of scaring people like this?" ”
Huang Yaoshi replied: "Everyone thinks that I have the best temper, and if you only look at half of my face, I am also the most kind. ”
As he spoke, he took out half of his mask and fastened it to the other side of the empty space, and continued: "You know, once the people in the mountains get angry, they don't know what kind of trouble will happen. ”
Tang Yi couldn't help but think of his previous experience and found that it seemed to be the case.
"Uncle Huang, you go back first."
Huang Yaoshi was puzzled: "Isn't that the matter already settled?" ”
"Just because it's solved doesn't mean I'll go back." Tang Yi said calmly.
"Stop playing with my aunt, you're always unsteady outside......"
Suddenly, Huang Yaoshi was surprised: "You look like this, should you be...... Oh my God, do you want to be so assertive. ”
As he spoke, he was so frightened that his mask fell to the ground.
Tang Yi was shocked: "You can see it by looking at your complexion?" ”
Huang Yaoshi was so frightened that he kept pacing left and right, explaining: "I have seen thousands of animals, I can't see anything, it's over!" Finished! The pig killer will surely go mad. ”
"That kid definitely didn't survive, I don't know how many people will be implicated."
Tang Yi's originally lazy expression gradually became serious, and said, "Only you can see this kind of thing from your complexion, right?" ”
Huang Yaoshi gradually quieted down and said, "Well, those crooked melons and cracked dates really don't have my ability. In addition to God knowing, only you know and I know. ”
Tang Yi nodded.
Huang Yaoshi patted half of his numb face and said, "Grandma, you have to go back with me, you have such a big time." ”
"By the way, what's that kid's reaction?"
"He didn't know it was me."
"Huh? One night of mercy. Huang Yaoshi said.
"One night of mercy? Uncle Huang, I seem to remember that half of your face is because of this, and I am not the same as you. Tang Yisu said.
"Then you don't worry about that guy and other women......"
"I'm too lazy to care, I've already drunk the soup anyway." Tang Yi said lazily.
"You are open-minded, people in this world are as open-minded as your aunt and grandmother, and the other half of my face will not be missing." Huang Yaoshi said sadly.
As he spoke, he couldn't help but envy and hate the kid named Ji Que.
Why is it that all the women I meet are going to die or live to die?
......
Regarding the matter of teaching with whom, Ji Que finally let go after three days of entanglement.
Men shouldn't be stuck in such small things.
The reconstruction of the Demon Suppression Tower has continued, and it has also sounded a wake-up call for the sects of Tianren City and the Northern Land.
In a world where temples are deserted and ghosts are infested, no place is completely safe.
After the incarnation of the Pig King was cleaned up, Ji Que and the others regained their peace, but with Chen Laoshi seriously injured again, the already not rich heritage of the Demon Slaying Building was even worse.
With that comes a farewell.
Ning Hongyu was about to leave suddenly, saying that something had happened in the capital and she had to go back.
Ji Que asked, "Need help?" ”
Ning Hongyu shook his head and said, "It's just some family affairs, you don't have to worry about it." ”
When she left, she handed the blue jade necklace to Ji Que and said, "I gave it to you, you look good with it." ”
Ji Que looked at this necklace, suddenly felt something in his heart, and asked, "It was really not you that night?" ”
Ning Hongyu approached him and whispered in his ear: "If it were me, I would definitely make you unforgettable, and you will always remember me, not even being unable to distinguish between people." ”
So saying, she got on her horse and went away.
This is no longer the season when the grass grows and the warbler flies, and the frost leaves on the outskirts of Tianren City are as red as February flowers.
Ji Que looked at the back of the female Shangfeng Ning Hongyu riding away, and couldn't help but feel sad.
"Another one."
After Xiao Bailu was strictly controlled by the family, she practiced hard in the Yunxue Sect; After the once good brother Tang Yi became a woman, he left and asked him not to go to her; The female Shangfeng, who has always had an extraordinary tacit understanding with herself, has also left, and judging from today's formal farewell, she should not come back for a short time.
Life is really lonely like snow, and for a while only Sister Kaori was accompanied by the cat-eared lady.
"I still have too few acquaintances." Ji Que couldn't help but sigh.
Monks Chen Zhu, Wang Hua, and Lingyu walked past him and rolled their eyes.
"His acquaintances are probably all women." Chen Zhu analyzed.
Monk Lingyu was next to him and responded: "Amitabha, Ji Shaoxia attaches more importance to female acquaintances. ”
"That's lustful, having no friends of the opposite sex." Chen Zhu concluded.
The old monk Lingyu said: "Emptiness is color, color is emptiness, I think Ji Shizhu is indeed trapped in female sex." ”
Chen Zhu said angrily: "Damn, when will the man be able to stand up." ”
At this time, Wang Hua couldn't help but say: "I understand what you mean, but why am I a woman or am I excluded?" ”
Senior brother Chen Zhu took out a bronze mirror and said to her, "Senior sister, this can only mean that you are not a woman enough." ”
"Who said that!"
The great monk Lingyu smiled and said, "There are indeed many idiots in this world who don't know it. ”
After that, he walked away with Chen Zhuyou, talking and laughing.
After a while, Wang Hua came back to her senses and shouted, "Bald donkey, stop, who are you scolding?" ”
The next moment, I saw Monk Lingyu and Chen Zhu's legs swinging into phantoms, running faster than thieves.
Ji Que stood in the pavilion and was silent for a while before going to the temporary stronghold of the Demon Suppression Tower.
He was lying on the recliner given to him by Tang Yi, holding the jade pendant given to him by Ning Hongyu in his hand, thinking about what to let Lin Xiangzhi eat tonight.
At this moment, he suddenly heard a cry not far away.
"Master, my face is still crooked, is there any other way?"
"Doctor Bai said that he has tried his best, and he is not good at this way, so he will try his best to help you inquire about other methods."
"Thank you, Master."
......
Judging by the voice, it was Elder Xue communicating with her apprentice.
"Is your face crooked?"
Ji Que remembered the three fellow Daoists who were beaten into pigs' heads before, and he must have been one of them.
This is also considered a work injury.
He thought that he had a hand in his bones, so he walked over and found that Elder Xue was frowning sadly.
"Elder, is your apprentice's face crooked?" Ji Que couldn't help but ask.
"yes, I haven't eaten in days." Elder Xue sighed.
"What is crooked?" Ji Que asked.
Elder Xue said: "It's so crooked that my family doesn't dare to see it, how beautiful I used to be." ”
"It's so serious, why don't I try it?" Ji Que said.
"You?"
Ji nodded and said, "I'm very good at bone straightening. ”
The rigid side of Taijiquan can be said to be a hammer method, which can smash people's bones crookedly or rightly.
While he was talking to Elder Xue about this, a woman walked out of the house.
Ji Que found that this woman was in good shape, but when he saw her face, he couldn't help but be startled.
I saw that this woman had squinted eyes and crooked nose, which was even more terrifying than the back killer reluctantly turning back.
It's a bit scary.
Bai Lingshuang looked at Ji Que standing there, just like when she first met, young and handsome, with a heroic aura unique to a teenager.
At that time, she thought that they were not from the same world, but she didn't expect that the other party had not only become a cultivator, but also a cultivation genius like her.
As for her, it seems that the only change is that she has become ugly.
Especially when she saw Ji Que being frightened, she only felt extremely humiliated.
As a result, at this time, Ji Que came over and said, "Senior sister, don't move first." ”
Bai Lingshuang stood there with a crooked nose and slanted eyes, her misplaced lips as if she could leave a ha at any time.
Ji Que stretched out a finger, poked her face a few times, and said, "It seems that it is really a bone problem, I can try." ”
"Frost, would you like him to try?" Elder Xue always felt that Ji Que was not very reliable, so he couldn't help but ask.
Bai Lingshuang nodded.
She had already thought that even if she lost half of her life, she wanted to regain her face.
Seeing that the other party agreed, Ji Que nodded.
"So what do you want me to do?"
Bai Lingshuang had just spoken, only to hear a voice "I'll fight!" As soon as he sounded, he was hit by Ji Que's punch on the bridge of his nose, and his body fell back involuntarily.
After that, I saw Ji Que's fists surging all over his body, forming a Taiji diagram at his feet, and it was another push in an instant!
The push was whistling and hit the woman's jaw.
Bai Lingshuang couldn't help but let out a cry of pain, and his entire body flew up.
Visible to the naked eye, her skin swelled like a wave, and her facial bones exploded like beans.
The explosion was not over, Ji Que hit the opponent's right face with another left hook, and Bai Lingshuang's floating body was blown up and spinned, like a spinning top.
As soon as her feet hit the ground, Ji Que flung her right elbow and hit the opponent's left face with a right hook, so the spinning top changed direction and continued to rotate.
Bai Lingshuang only felt that his soul had been beaten out of the sheath, and his stomach was turned upside down.
The next moment, Ji Que hit her chin with another elbow, so she vomited as a matter of course, and the acid water in her stomach sprayed a few feet high.
The crowd of onlookers let out a burst of exclamation at the right time.
With a sound of winter, Bai Lingshuang finally fell to the ground, and she just wanted to catch her breath, but she was greeted by a series of fist shadows.
Bang bang bang!
The sound of fists hitting his face was incessant, like a shower.
Everyone only saw Ji Que's fist turn into a phantom and smash on Bai Lingshuang's face, and Bai Lingshuang's whole person shook with his fist, as if he was crazy.
Halfway through, Ji Que seemed to be too busy to get his hands up, and sometimes he would kick a few times.
Everyone was stunned, only to feel that Bai Lingshuang was going to be killed by Ji Que, and Bai Lingshuang himself felt that he was going to be killed by Ji Que.
She felt that Ji Que recognized her and wanted her life.
Everyone originally wanted to stop it, but seeing that Elder Xue didn't move, naturally they didn't move.
At this time, Elder Xue was also shocked, if it weren't for the fact that she and Ji Que had known each other for a long time and were mentally prepared for the other party's strange abilities, I am afraid that she would have held down the other party a long time ago.
With a sound of winter, Ji Que's last punch fell, the stone slab on the ground shattered, and the smoke and dust rose suddenly.
When the smoke and dust gradually fell, Elder Xue's breathing stopped.
I saw that Bai Lingshuang's nose on the ground was straight, his eyes were not slanted, and his lips were aligned, except for his face being beaten red, and there were a few clear footprints, it was simply Bai Lingshuang's own white.
Ji Que saw it in his eyes, was startled, and said in horror: "It's bad, it's bad, how can you be a good person, and I beat it like Sister Bailu's dead witch?" ”
"That's not right!"
Without any hesitation, Ji Que smashed it with a punch.
So in the eyes of everyone, Bai Lingshuang's face, which had recovered, was crooked again.
Seeing that Ji Que was crooked three times in a row, and Bai Lingshuang crooked his neck and slanted his mouth, Elder Xue hugged Ji Que all of a sudden, and said excitedly: "That's right, that's right, it's right just now!" She is Bai Lu's sister Bai Lingshuang! ”
With a sound of winter, Bai Lingshuang fell to the ground, opened his cross-eyed, crooked mouth, his tongue was already oblique outside, and his mouth kept saying "Aba!" Aba! ".
Ji Que couldn't help but say: "You said it earlier, I'll stop if you say it earlier." ”
Elder Xue was powerless to complain.
He only heard Ji Que say something to himself, and suddenly made a move, she didn't have a chance to say it if she wanted to!
The next moment, Ji Que kicked Bai Lingshuang's face again, making her entire body float again.
"Really, why didn't you say it sooner! Don't say it sooner! Don't say it sooner! ”
"Increase the workload of people!"
"If you continue to do this, you will have to add money!"
In the snap of his fingers, Bai Lingshuang received nearly a hundred punches, and the whole person floated in the air and couldn't fall.