In fact, just when Sister Zhou opened her mouth and said, 'Old lady's face, this waist, this leg, which brother can you compare', Li Hansheng subconsciously glanced at Ah Shui, who was smirking beside him.

For a moment, his mind flashed through the videos of various sexual turns in Xiao Po Station.

If......

Ah Shui really changed into a woman one day.

It's not that he can't give.

may have noticed Li Hansheng's gaze, Ah Shui didn't react at first, but then his smile gradually stiffened, his expression began to become a little nervous, and he subconsciously took two steps back.

"Brother Hansheng, your current expression makes me feel very dangerous!"

Pulling a certain distance didn't seem to reassure him, and he immediately added, "You're still young!" Don't go down the path of crime! Uh......"

He was stunned, as if the law didn't seem to convict a man X man for the crime?

"You still have a lot of female fans! You have a bright future ahead of you! ”

Li Hansheng smiled very obscenely, he didn't mind scaring Ah Shui, and made a lip licking motion, "Ah Shui, it seems that there are only two of us in the base tonight, you say ......"

Ah Shui seemed to have begun to make up for his brain, his face gradually turned pale, and his lips began to tremble, "Brother Hansheng? You won't really? ”

Combined with the teammates who have become famous in the team, they have all begun to look for girlfriends, but Li Hansheng does not even have a high-frequency interaction with a certain woman, let alone a girlfriend.

Is it really a scheming 0?

"You run, I'll let you run for 1 minute first, and if I catch you, you let me hehehe." Li Hansheng learned the lewd expression of Master Zu when he said this on the show.

Ah Shui just got up and wanted to run.

At this moment, Sister Zhou's big voice sounded again, "Brother Hansheng!" Are you cowardly! If you are instigated, you will send a barrage. ”

After thinking for a while, Sister Zhou's index finger pointed to the screen, "Just send it, Zhou Zhou's charm universe is the first, every time I see Zhou Zhou's live broadcast, I have the urge to rush!" ”

Boy.

The content of Sister Zhou's speech, coupled with her voice, doesn't seem to be able to have any linkage with her face.

Li Hansheng once again sent out a heart-piercing barrage.

[A good girl, why do you have a long mouth, or the brothers crowdfund Sister Zhou to be dumb? ] 】

The barrage responded.

[I'll pay five cents!] 】

[It's hard for me to disagree with this proposal!] 】

[It can only be said that the hero sees the same thing, Sister Zhou's hardware facilities are top-notch, but it's a pity that it's this big voice. 】

[Zhou Zhou, can you shut up and not speak? Even if there is no sound, the brothers don't mind. 】

[Ghost, if Sister Zhou doesn't speak, I guess I'll have to die in her live broadcast room, high-intensity air defense operations every day, who can withstand this? ] 】

Li Hansheng's barrage coupled with the response of the audience in the live broadcast room seemed to have countless knives inserted in Sister Zhou's heart.

She broke the defense again, and shouted angrily, "Oops!

You're a dog! Just ask me if you dare to bet with me! If I win, you'll have to admit my charm! ”

[Then what if you lose?] 】

"Lose?" Sister Zhou let out a disdainful sneer, clasped her hands to her chest, and under the squeeze of the bent arms, the career line was more prominent, "I didn't think I would lose!" ”

[That's not good, if you lose, you have to accept the punishment.] 】

"Then you say! I lost, how are you going to punish me? Sister Zhou suddenly bit her lower lip and put on a charming gesture, "Shengbao can punish the Lun family casually." ”

【yue…… This neon female anchor, please restrain yourself, the Internet is not a place outside the law, please don't blatantly GHS, if you really want to...... Please contact me privately, I've always wanted to talk to people about the biology side of things. 】

This sudden contrast directly made the audience in front of the barrage almost choke themselves.

【？？？？ 】

[GDX, you want to eat alone, right?] 】

【÷ liters!】 Let go of my Sister Zhou! Sister Meimeida Zhou is guarded by me! 】

[I didn't expect you to be such a shengbao!

】

[Ahhhh Shengbao, you're too bad, in fact, people can also accompany you to study biology in private! 】

The current live broadcast of Sister Zhou is not long, in order to be popular, she will take a female man and a down-to-earth character, but she has not yet reached this point where meat and vegetarian food are not taboo.

was teased by Li Hansheng like this, she actually blushed, but she couldn't show it, so she could only pretend to be determined and use a loud voice to cover up her weakness, "Then you hurry up, oops!" What are you doing!

”

[That's it, if you lose, cos a different role every day for the next three days, guarantees a dance for your brother Meng a day, and then pretends to be dumb for an hour of live broadcast every day from 12 to 1 o'clock, right? ] 】

It's okay to talk about flowers, and Li Hansheng won't use this way to take advantage of others.

Whether it is dancing in a cos costume or a dumb live broadcast, in essence, it is still helping Sister Zhou accumulate popularity in the live broadcast, even if he doesn't mention it, Sister Zhou will most likely broadcast these contents.

A closer look reveals that this punishment is basically equal to nothing.

"Okay!" Sister Zhou agreed very happily, and immediately smiled evilly, "There is a very famous challenge abroad, called the eye tracker challenge!" Later, I'll buy an eye tracker online and deliver it to your club! ”

"Then I'll see if you're really what you say, or ...... Hehehehe, Brother Hansheng can't help but peek at other people's bodies? ”

Li Hansheng was quite surprised, but he didn't expect Sister Zhou to bet in such a way.

But he doesn't care.

The eye tracker challenge was indeed very popular abroad for a while, and at first it was a challenge that was spontaneously carried out by the male anchor to prove that he was a decent man.

Rather than 'aiming at people'.

What scene hasn't he seen Li Hansheng?

It can't be said that there are countless films, but also that the educational films of each teacher have been carefully studied several times, and he can't win the challenge of a mere eye tracker?

"The brothers in the live broadcast room testify!" Sister Zhou seemed to be afraid that he would regret it, "2016 Spring Champion plus FMVP, 2016 MSI Champion plus FMVP winner noob!" Surely you won't be fooling a little anchor with me, right? ”

Isn't this the effect of the show?

Of course, Li Hansheng doesn't care.

[OK, wait for your eye tracker, when the time comes, the brothers will come to supervise, so that Sister Zhou can realize the reality that she can only be a brother, not a goddess, and let the brothers see how firm my Dao heart is! Women only affect how quickly I draw my knife! 】

The audience kept coaxing with the barrage, they were the ones who watched the excitement anyway, as long as there was an effect, they wished there was such a show every day.

As soon as he exited Sister Zhou's live broadcast room, Li Hansheng's mobile phone vibrate.

When he picked it up and looked at it, he saw that Sister Zhou had sent him a message.

【Thank you!】 Come and help me do the show effect again, (づ ̄3 ̄)づ】

[You're welcome, you're cooperating well. 】

Li Hansheng smiled, put down his phone, and he was ready to start his own live broadcast.

Ah Shui watched for a long time, and knew that Li Hansheng was scaring himself, so he sat back in his seat.

"Brother Hansheng, you are a bad thing, you like to have a brother mentality, don't you?" Ah Shui complained angrily.

"Didn't I force you to exercise?" Li Hansheng directly rubbed Ah Shui's belly, it was meaty, not to mention quite elastic, "If you get fatter, your female fans will lose their fans!" ”

"Is there one?" Ah Shui looked at his stomach again, and also pinched his own hands, and sighed a little dejectedly, "Okay, I admit that I am indeed so fat now." ”

Li Hansheng just rolled his eyes.

The live broadcast lasted for several hours in hanbok, and it was not until 12 o'clock in the morning that Li Hansheng stretched his waist and gave the audience a wave of light-speed broadcast operations.

Now the club has passed the stage where he needs to continue to broadcast live to attract popularity.

Li Hansheng is naturally a 'civil servant', every live broadcast is to clock out on time, as long as he can complete the monthly live broadcast time stipulated in the contract, there is no additional benefit to multi-broadcasting, why work overtime? ?

Workers who lie flat refuse to work overtime.

After getting up and moving, Li Hansheng opened his mouth and proposed, "Jiekuo, why don't we go out for a walk and have a while, I seem to really hear a cat meow in the afternoon, and see if we can catch wild kittens with our charm." ”

"Isn't it?" Ah Shui looked reluctant, "Brother Hansheng, what cat do you want, buddy will buy it for you directly, we don't have to go outside to try our luck." ”

If you really want to calculate it, Ah Shui, this kid is indeed richer than Li Hansheng.

"You know a hammer, and the kittens you pick up are closer to people." Li Hansheng waved his hand, "If you don't want to go, forget it, I'll go by myself." ”

"Go, go, go." Ah Shui yawned and waved his hand, "I choose to watch anime." ”

Seeing that Ah Shui was planning to carry out the lazy dog behavior to the end, Li Hansheng did not force it.

So he got up and ran to get two ham sausages and went downstairs, ready to continue to grow near the base, he should not be hallucinating in the afternoon, he deliberately ran to the side of the green belt, lowered his head and looked carefully.

But after a long time, he still didn't find any trace of the cat, just when he was about to give up, he heard the subtle cry of 'meow' again, and this time he followed the direction from which the sound came, and sure enough, it ......

At the inner part of the green belt, I saw a small point, a small one, and it looked like it was estimated to be the size of a palm?

Li Hansheng, who has experience in raising cats, estimates that the cat is estimated to be about 1 month in size.

The kitten's whole body tensed, and he looked at him very vigilantly, as if he was ready to turn around at any moment.

Li Hansheng hurriedly squatted down, trying not to let his too tall figure create too much oppression for the kitten, and then tore open the packaging bag of the ham sausage and gestured twice towards it.

"Good, come and eat, I won't hurt you." Li Hansheng deliberately lowered the volume of his speech, speaking slowly and in a softer tone.

The kitten was still very vigilant, but smelling the aroma of ham sausage made him take a tentative step, and after taking a step forward, it still looked at Li Hansheng vigilantly, and made sure that Li Hansheng did not move, so he walked forward again.

Obviously, the distance between the two was only a few meters, and it took a few minutes for the cat to get close to each other.

When he walked in, Li Hansheng saw it completely by the light of the street lamp.

It is a large orange with orange hair all over its back, but the color is light and dark, and the two colors of different shades are like rings.

Maybe he was really hungry, and after the kitten 'meowed' at Li Hansheng for a few words, he made sure that there was no danger, so he greedily bit the ham sausage.

At a closer look, Li Hansheng was happy.

It stands to reason that this wild cat is very confused because of its pedigree, after all, their parents don't know how many times they have been strung together, so the texture of the hair and the like cannot be too regular.

But this orange cat is very distinctive!

The top of the head is orange hair, and the face is white hair, but the junction between the top of the head and the face happens to be a perfect 'figure of eight', which from the front looks like a certain practice for two and a half years, and the middle style left by a trainee who likes to sing, dance, rap, and basketball.

If it was just this, Li Hansheng wouldn't feel anything.

It's just that the two sides of this cat's mouth happen to have orange hair, and with his white hairy face, it looks like there are two more mustaches, giving people a sense of 'little Taijun'.

is like the traitor in the TV series or the ghost soldier in the anti-Japanese drama.

"Little one...... Why do you look so distinctive? Li Hansheng tried his best not to laugh, and stretched out his finger and stroked the top of the little guy's head twice.

The little kitten who took care of the dry rice didn't care about his 'crossing the line' behavior at all, maybe he didn't feel threatened, and he was still concentrating on biting the ham sausage.

A ham sausage was eaten by it after a while, and it looked very small, but the amount of food was not small.

After eating, the little guy looked up and shouted at him twice, and then ran away with a puff of smoke, just when Li Hansheng thought it was going to leave, but he didn't expect that after a few minutes, it ran back again, and this time there was a kitten next to him.

It's also an orange cat, with dark orange hair on its back, not as distinctive as the previous one, but it can't be said to be completely featureless.

The second orange cat is a 'oblique bangs' shape, with only one stroke of eight figures, and its abdomen is all white hair, but there is a small rub of orange hair at the heart position, as if there is a pinch of heart hair.

"Hey, you two gadgets, they're both quite distinctive, huh, I guess your parents should be quite distinctive, right?"

Seeing the kitten barking at him, Li Hansheng also sensibly dismantled the other ham sausage and fed it to the second kitten.

"I can't see it, you look like a little traitor, little Taijun, you actually know how to take care of your brother." Li Hansheng gently tapped the head of the first kitten he met with his fingers, and the gadget actually squinted comfortably, enjoying Li Hansheng's stroke.

After watching the two kittens finish eating ham sausages, Li Hansheng also got up and waved at them, "Goodbye, I don't know if I can meet you, let's meet again!" ”

As he spoke, he turned around and wanted to leave, if it was before crossing, he would definitely choose to take these two very 'characteristic' looking little guys home without hesitation to raise.

But now.

After all, the team is a collective living environment, he likes cats, and other teammates don't necessarily like cats, so it's not good to bring them back rashly.

What he didn't expect was that he walked for a while, and suddenly heard another movement behind him and looked back.

The two little ones actually followed him closely all the time, and when they saw him turn around, they also stopped, looked up at him, and kept 'meowing and meowing'.

"The Legend of the Fairy Tree"

"You two are relying on me?" Li Hansheng squatted down again and gently stroked the heads of the two kittens, "Then I'll take you back, you have to be obedient, don't run around, don't bark, don't pee, and!" If you dare to mess around, I'll beat you! ”

The kitten doesn't understand, and the kitten will only look at him with big innocent eyes......

For a moment, Li Hansheng once again thought of his 'Golden Horn King' and 'Silver Horn King'.

"Then come with me! I won't hold you until you walk with me into the base, and I won't be left alone if you walk away or get lost. ”

Let's see how deep the relationship is.

Li Hansheng got up again, and really walked forward without looking back, but his steps were not too fast.

Walking all the way back to the gate of the team base, when he turned back again, the two little ones were actually there.

"Okay! It seems that the fate is indeed very deep, so you can stay! ”

Only then did he squat down, not too dirty, and took the two kittens into the team base in his arms, and led them directly to his room.

I took out my mobile phone and bought a lot of cat food, cat litter, cat toilets, in vitro deworming drugs and cat shower gel.

After a while, the takeaway guy delivered all the things.

Ah Shui in the training room was still at a loss, and he saw Li Hansheng walking up and down, and he vigorously took things into the room.

"Brother Hansheng, what are you doing? Are you secretly self-disciplined behind my back? He came down the aisle curiously.

As a result, I just saw Li Hansheng carrying a simple cat toilet up, and the front looked like a boxy box.

"Brother Hansheng, what are you?"

"It's hard to explain to you, you just have to act as if nothing happened."

Ah Shui shrugged and didn't continue to ask, and continued to go back to his seat to watch the anime.

And after Li Hansheng prepared everything, he picked up the two kittens and showed a wicked smile, "The next thing is to wash the fragrance and pur, I'll see who is obedient and who is disobedient!" ”

But before that happens, you'll have to think of a name.

He picked up the first cat that looked like Xiao Taijun, and after studying it for a long time, he found that it had a slightly small belly, "Then call you fat!" ”

And the second one, with Li Hansheng, a patient with difficult naming conditions, simply kept it simple, "Just call you Xiaotang!" Let's go, take a shower! ”

Cats are naturally afraid of water, but there are also those who are not afraid, and this thing depends on the natural character.

Whether it's fat or small, the two won't cooperate, but they won't resist, which leaves Li Hansheng with a lot of things left.

It's a pity that when I dry it with a hair dryer in the back, I still show the characteristics of timidity, and I struggle desperately when I hear the sound of the hair dryer, but fortunately I am small and I don't have much strength.

Look after taking a shower.

The characteristics of the fat capital and the small orange are becoming more and more obvious.

A little Taijun with a mustache in the middle, and a handsome guy with oblique bangs.