All right.

Li Hansheng originally didn't want to say something like this, but from the perspective of a traverser, these stalks are really lazy.

But I can't stand the current timeline is 17 years, the audience can just watch it, and the most important thing is that these female anchors can pick up these stalks.

Next is the self-introduction of Sister Zhou and Rita, the two of them are a little more open, and they don't need Li Hansheng to help them do anything about the show.

And finally there is Li Hansheng.

"Ahem, ahem." Li Hansheng coughed lightly, "Crooked, brother Meng, I don't have to do anything to introduce myself, right?"

"Me!" Li Hansheng had an arrogant expression on his face and pointed his finger at himself, "Noob! If any of you put a question mark or ask me who I belong to, I'll have to go to your house and see if I haven't passed the Internet in years."

Who are the audience?

When you're pretending, can the audience get used to you?

【？？？ You are? 】

[If you don't understand, ask, who is NOOB? Look at this ID so foreign, it must be a handsome GG. 】

[Sorry, I only know Li Hansheng, who is NOOB? It's really unfamiliar. 】

[I really don't know who Noob is.] Can the anchor give us some science? 】

Other anchors were very happy to see this scene, especially the demon king and others who had been tricked, Sister Zhou understood the effect of the show, and immediately opened her mouth to coax.

"Gaia!! It's too simple and spicy." Sister Zhou laughed evilly, "Can you introduce yourself more vividly, they all say that our Brother Hansheng can speak well, so we can't be different?" Where's the effect of your show!"

"It's really not good, I'll give everyone a lighter while introducing myself."

Sister Zhou's ridicule won the recognition of the audience, and they felt uncomfortable if they didn't watch Li Hansheng work on the hour for a day!

Li Hansheng didn't speak, as if he was brewing something.

He suddenly asked, "Have you watched "Journey to the West"? There's no one who hasn't seen it, right? How miserable was your childhood?"

Rita immediately answered the stalk, and she took the first step to speak, "You want to say that you are the omnipotent Monkey King from heaven to earth? Just like you did in the ring??"

Rita was a little smug.

And voila!

What is the on-the-spot response ability of LPL commentary!

However......

Li Hansheng shook his head and denied her words, "No, what do you think? In your heart, I am actually this image?? Who is this looking down on?"

Rita was stunned, and the others were dumbfounded.

The image of Sun Wukong can be said to be deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, saying that you are like Sun Wukong, isn't this a compliment to you?

How do you think Li Hansheng's reaction is like he has been greatly wronged? ?

Didn't they watch the same "Journey to the West"?

"Haven't you heard the reviews? Sun Wukong is a monk with a hairy face and a thunderous mouth, and he is also thin and has no brother-like appearance, look at me! Where is it related to the skinny? With the appearance of a buddy, must he be at the same level as Tang Seng? Among the four masters and apprentices, there is a person like Tang Seng, and he is a handsome guy!"

Li Hansheng still did not stop his serious nonsense.

"Tang Seng has a lot of nicknames, right? What is the royal brother, the master, the three treasures, the golden cicada ......?"

"I have a lot of nicknames! Brother Han Sheng, Shengbao, Sheng÷, Brother B......"

Well?

Li Hansheng always felt as if something strange had mixed in.

[Poof...... Rising ÷ is also a nickname?? 】

[About the fact that my fan's idol turned out to be my biggest black fan. 】

[233333, do you say your black name? Hack yourself yourself?? 】

[Brother Hansheng understands the little black man, as long as I hack myself hard enough, the little black man can't hurt me at all! ] 】

The others still didn't open their mouths casually, but continued to look at Li Han

Liter nonsense!

They want to see what Li Hansheng can pull out!

"And!!" As he spoke, Li Hansheng suddenly raised his voice and said loudly, "Is Tang Seng a thief and a woman is worried about? Even some female goblins didn't even eat Tang Seng's meat, so they cried and shouted to marry him!!"

"So here's the problem! After getting married...... Isn't the next step to create man?"

"Coincidentally! My buddies are also worried about many women, crying and shouting that they want to have monkeys with me, and there are not too many people who want to marry me."

Now everyone understands.

What about boasting about yourself in this roundabout way??

"Oh yes! There is also a very important thing, eat a bite of Tang monk meat to live forever, and kill NOOB once and soar to the sky!"

Li Hansheng is really not exaggerating.

What he enjoys now is the treatment of faker, all midlaners are proud of killing faker big demon kings alone, and killing faker alone can even be regarded as an honor for professional players.

And what about him?

It's not the same with him on the road.

You must know that since his debut, although Li Hansheng's winning rate is not 100%, he has often died many times.

But he's never been ...... by any top-fielder To be precise, I have never been killed alone!!

If anyone can kill Li Hansheng once in the arena, that player will definitely receive great attention!

"Tsk, it's a noob pinch." Sister Zhou smiled and praised, "Self-introduction is so different."

"You forced it!" Li Hansheng rolled his eyes, "Am I easy? Talking so much in one breath, Betta Fish remembers to reimburse me for the drink!"

As he spoke, he drank several sips of fat house happy water.

After introducing himself, the next step is to enter the theme of the event, that is, to divide into two teams to compete in the canyon, Li Hansheng and Grandpa Lu each bring four female anchors.

After a round of draws.

The people in the team with Li Hansheng are Rita, Sister Zhou, Tuesday Pigeon and Feng Mushroom.

Once you've created your room, it's time to divide the locations.

The official naturally won't let Li Hansheng run on the road, which is too suspenseful, and there is no show effect at all.

Otherwise, who would dare to go on the road to match Li Hansheng??

Can't be killed by Li Hansheng in a minute to quit Internet addiction?

But if Li Hansheng is allowed to assist, the effect of the show will not work, and in the end, he will be allowed to play ADC, and Grandpa Lu can play his best mid laner to balance the strength of both sides.

The other four female anchors drew lots, and in the end, Rita was assigned to the lower lane to assist Lee Han-seung.

And Feng Mushroom went up, on Tuesday the pigeon played, and Sister Zhou played the jungler.

When the lottery results came out, Rita immediately smiled, "Noob! Okay, I'll help you jerk off."

"Poof......" Li Hansheng almost squirted out a mouthful of water.

This bad woman spends her days trying to tease herself, right??

Really when you can't fight back??

"Oops, why don't you speak? Could it be that our royal brother is shy?" Rita laughed, "You can't really think of us as goblins in the Silk Cave, right? If so, be sure to treat me as the king of your daughter's country."

"Huh?" Sister Zhou reacted very quickly, "Then I'm also good at being that rat spirit, after all, a spicy actor is also very beautiful."

The two of them sang and the whole live broadcast atmosphere would not be cold at all, and the words were so dense.

As a result, Tuesday Pigeon and Feng Mushroom couldn't fit in at all, so they simply treated it as a little transparent.

The main reason is that they are far less familiar with Rita and Sister Zhou than Li Hansheng.

And the personality is not as big as the two, and there is a bit of idol baggage.

Wait!

Li Hansheng didn't speak for the time being, but he was thinking about how to fight back!

Soon the selection of people began.

The other three all quickly chose the hero they wanted.

Teemo, Lulu, Juggernaut......

Well, these heroes can only understand what they understand.

When it was Li Han's turn to be promoted, he suddenly laughed evilly, "Rita! Why don't we go down and choose this combination, I'm Ash, your nurse?"

"You're Ash, my nurse?" Rita paused for a moment, and she didn't react at all, but thought seriously about this combination.

"Yes, yes, I'm Ash!"

Can......

There are always a few little clever ghost viewers, and they can always understand the profundity of Chinese characters in the first time!

[Huh? Is this a live stream that we can watch without spending money? 】

[Good guys! The live broadcast actually said such tiger and wolf words, can it still make people watch the live broadcast happily? 】

[Is the scale of female anchors so big now? ] It's not the same as what I saw before. 】

[One wants to assist the other party to jerk off, and the other thinks about sucking the nurse, right? ] Why don't you two go to the hotel tonight and shoot with real guns. 】

[This bad woman is so disgusting! Seduces my family to ascend the treasure all day long, can the bad woman stay away from my family? 】

[Retreat!] Withdraw! Withdraw! Bad woman, get out! 】

Rita saw the ridiculous barrage on the screen, and immediately reacted, Li Hansheng is taking advantage of himself??

If you are someone else, you may even pretend to be a twist.

Can......

Rita？？

The old driver of Qiu Mingshan is not shy and twisted, so she immediately countered, "This kind of serious combination of the lower road is useless, or ...... Do you barrel my narr? Let's open a group! Let Sister Zhou's Sword Saint Ga Quack kill indiscriminately!!"

Wine barrels? Nar?

Li Hansheng has to admit that he underestimated Rita, and it seems that he can't help her at all with simple meat jokes!

"Your barrel, my Narha." Rita deliberately spoke with a bit of ambiguity.

All I can say is......

The thin-skinned viewers in the live broadcast room are all red!

"Hey, hey, hey!!" Sister Zhou shouted dissatisfiedly, "Do activities! What about the two of you putting aside this public fund? Can you be a little serious! Can you make us feel a little bit involved too?"

"Huh?" Rita subconsciously shook her wit, "Why don't you mail me all your lipsticks, so you can feel involved."

Hiss......

This woman......

Is it so hilarious?

Rao is Li Hansheng couldn't help but widen his eyes.

Sister Zhou and the others are also confused, is the scale so large? Is this really what you can hear in a live stream without charge?

Rita also noticed that she seemed to be talking a little too much?

She couldn't help blushing and chose to close the microphone for the time being.

She's just a couple of words......

You're really getting her on ......

She was the first to be coaxed, and the mouth-to-mouth players were all purple.

Fortunately, at this time, the game also officially began, which helped divert a wave of attention.

It may be that in the process of selecting people, they drove too much between each other, but now they have become extremely quiet, and even Li Hansheng doesn't know how to speak to liven up the atmosphere for a while.

How?

Can you still force yourself to drive with people all the time?

Li Hansheng is not the kind of person who can't walk when he sees a woman, so he won't be so unproductive.

These female anchors can be said to be the goddesses of the audience, but with Li Hansheng's current level, it is really not too simple to soak them.

Gao Fu Shuai......

Li Hansheng occupies all three, this thing is simply the biggest killer weapon for women.

It is not an exaggeration to say that as long as he reveals a little bit of meaning, more women are willing to chase him.

Sister Zhou carried the banner here, and she took the initiative to speak, "

Everyone doesn't talk and pretends to be a master, right? Brother Hansheng didn't speak, after all, he is a real master, let's four rookies don't put this on the line!"

"I don't need to speak." Rita smiled and answered, "Noob is so strong, he will protect me!"

Rita was actually taking the initiative to deliver a message to Li Hansheng, under normal circumstances, Li Hansheng would say "I will definitely protect you well" or something like that, and everyone giggled and directly fooled the embarrassing atmosphere caused by driving before.

But here's the problem......

Will Lee Han-sung follow her ideas?

"Huh?" He looked stunned and let out a soul torture, "Shouldn't you protect me if I'm strong?" I'll take the head, and I'll kill you, so we can win, right?"

Rita was just dumbfounded!

Li Hansheng didn't play according to the routine, but she didn't know how to answer.

She usually plays games with her boyfriend, but it's not like this!!

It must be on purpose!!

Rita gritted her teeth and asked again, "You are strong, shouldn't you protect me?" I'm a girl!"

She deliberately used a soft and weak tone, and even a little coquettish.

The male fans in the live broadcast room were heartbroken when they heard it, and even many people began to post barrages saying that Li Hansheng was a straight man of steel!

"Shhh......h Don't talk, don't affect me to mend the knife, the jungler on the opposite side is coming, hurry up and sell it, I'll output it!!"

Rita was completely speechless.

Boy......

She couldn't tell for a moment whether Li Hansheng was pretending to be a straight man or that he was a straight man. ?

Rita thinks it's more like the former!

After all, in private, she didn't have contact with Li Hansheng.

Pretend to be a straight man.

The old lady has to let you show your stuffing!

At this time, the jungler on the opposite side really came down the road to gank, it was the prince who was operated by a woman with a lot of spicy sons, if it was just the prince who came, it would be forgotten, and Grandpa Lu's little fishman would also run down the road with him at the third level.

The opponent's Nakano roamed in waves, and although he couldn't make a kill, it depressed their state and made Lee Hansheng lose line control.

Instead, he was suppressed by the other party's policewoman + Zyra.

Although there are two younger sisters on the other side, one of them is playing ADC, Nan Boer, as a former "professional" female player, her strength is not to mention how strong, there are still diamonds.

The line was sent into the tower.

To know.

In the ADC, in addition to the two heroes of skateboarding shoes and Delevingne, due to the blessing of skills in the early stage, they can make a single perfect tower supplement when they only have a Dolan sword when they go out.

All other ADC roles need to be helped.

Li Hansheng has worked hard in the tower to make up, but ...... I can't stand that there is a wet nurse on the side who is making trouble, messing with A soldiers and messing with Q.

"I say! Why are you robbing my minions if you have nothing to do!!" Li Hansheng complained, it's not that he is more serious, but when he plays ADC, he habitually regards replenishing soldiers as an instinct, and seeing the missing soldiers is even more uncomfortable than killing him!

"I'll help you cushion the knife and consume the other side!" Rita explained with a grin.

"Don't, just stand behind me and hang up, just leave it to me on the road."

"Hee-hee, you mean I want to hide behind you, you're going to protect me, right? I said that Noob can't be a straight man of steel, and he still knows how to take care of girls." That's what Rita wants!!

Who knows, Li Hansheng is on a par with her.

"No, no, no, it's a side effect if you hang behind me at most, and standing with me is a side effect." Li Hansheng didn't get used to her, so he said casually, "Women will only affect the speed at which I draw a knife!" So! You honestly go and hang in the back!"

"............" Rita gets knocked out again!!

Now she was really scared, and she didn't know what to say.

The audience was happy to see such a situation, and they posted barrage ridicule!

[Laughing to death, at least in the area of emotional intelligence, Brother Hansheng and I are half a catty!] 】

【rita！ Stop it! Brother Hansheng is a man you can't submit!! 】

[It turns out that my brother Hansheng actually has such a straight man of steel? ] No wonder it's still single! 】

[Brother Moe! Let's just say if there is a possibility, Brother Hansheng is really a ...... as rumored]

[Oh yes! Brother Han Sheng's mending knife is actually still pressing on the opposite side, this is too strong, right? 】

In this case, there are still people paying attention to the content of the game, and this kind of audience that does not enter the oil and salt is indeed rare.

But it also proves that Li Hansheng is tough.

No matter how tough you are, you can't stand the other side all the time!

Grandpa Lu added all kinds of dramas to force him down the road, and Li Hansheng died twice in a row, and his level and equipment were all backward.

And when the opponent goes down the road and reaches level 6!

The other party's assistant Jie La directly flashed E to fix Rita's nurse in place, and the policewoman quickly hit two headshots with EQ, and then directly opened the ultimate!

「noob！ Save! Help!!" Rita keeps calling for help, and her current blood volume will definitely be taken away by a big move from the policewoman!

"Ugh...... I seem to have a flash." Li Hansheng's words immediately made Rita see hope!

Bang!

Bullets have been sprayed out of the policewoman's gun!

Shooting towards the nurse.

However......

In his imagination, Ash's bullet blocking screen flashed and appeared.

Li Hansheng is like a replenishment machine with no feelings, calmly mending the knife on the side, watching the nurse become a corpse on the ground!

Rita was dumbfounded again!

"Wow! Don't you say you have a flash? Doesn't this save me? You did it on purpose!!" Rita is crazy!

But Li Hansheng didn't reply, but was in operation!

The opposing duo seems to be on top, and when they see that there is only level 5 cold ice under the tower, they want to forcibly kill him!

But they didn't have skills in the follow-up, but they were shown off by Li Hansheng.

Especially the policewoman, after being slowed down by the cold ice, the cold ice immediately flashed and opened the distance, but the policewoman was killed alive by the defense tower.

DoubleKill！

At this time.

Li Hansheng opened his mouth and asked rhetorically.

"What did you say?"

Rita：………………

In the end, he almost gritted his teeth and squeezed out a sentence, "Noob is awesome!"

3.9/35

Regarding the speed of updates, I just want to say that everyone believes first, and then questions it

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