Chapter Eighty-Five: Telling Jokes
"Team Luo, don't blame Jiang Ning, young man, you should also be a little impulsive." Zheng Qingyun, the captain of the second team next to him, couldn't help but interject, "You are still worried that the team members are too diligent, look at us, it's not bad if you don't cheat and play tricks for you, count on them to work hard, you might as well count on the sow to go up the tree!" ”
"Boss! That's not right, why don't we work hard? ”
Some members of the second team couldn't help but laugh and complain.
"That's it," said another member of the team, "we've worked hard too, and you're going to treat us well when we get back!" ”
"Reward what?" Zheng Qingyun glared, "Reward each of you with a fist?" ”
He said with some hatred: "Look at Jiang Ning, and then look at yourself, Jiang Ning is only seventeen years old, his cultivation is so high, his talent is so strong, he is more modest than you, when he encounters difficulties, people think of leading the charge, and they think of those injured people!" Take a good look, what kind of consciousness do people have? What are your realizations? You still want a reward, are you embarrassed? ”
However, his tone was not too heavy, and most of the ingredients were half-joking. In fact, Zheng Qingyun is also very satisfied with the performance of these team members this time, but what should be beaten must be beaten, otherwise this group of monkeys will probably have to go to the sky.
"Speaking of rewards, Jiang Ning said yesterday that after this time, he will take us to Zuixiangju for a big meal!"
Han Quan suddenly came to his senses.
Jiang Ning looked at him in surprise: "Didn't you say you had a treat?" ”
"Don't," Han Quan suddenly exclaimed, "You're an inscription master, you're a local tyrant!" A local tyrant should have the appearance of a local tyrant! ”
Jiang Ning pouted: "I'm really dirty, but I'm not proud!" Thank you! ”
Han Quan's face was sad: "Brother Jiang, I am a small worker with a monthly salary of three or five thousand, how can I afford to invite a guest from Drunken Xiangju!" Don't me! said that you invited it, why did you regret it temporarily? ”
Jiang Ning smiled, and stopped teasing her, there are only a dozen of them here, even if they can eat it again, they will eat him at most 30,000 yuan, that is, the money of three big tornadoes, Jiang Ning is not particularly distressed about this, as soon as this mission is over, he will almost take the martial arts exam, and then he will go to those high-level universities, if the development goes well, he may not come back for decades, and he doesn't know if he can meet such pure feelings in the future, he wants to leave some pleasant memories for everyone in this last time.
Han Quan and the two have very good personalities, when they first joined the city guards, they did not look down on themselves because of their young age, nor did they despise themselves because they were poor, but often guided their own experience, such friends are worthy of deep friendship.
"By the way," Zhao Tuo suddenly asked, "How is Lao Qi?" ”
Luo Xinlan muttered a little: "The injury is not very serious, it is almost better, at least the movement is okay." ”
Qi Lianyun is a martial artist, his injuries recovered relatively quickly, and the previous injuries were not particularly serious, so he went to the hospital for a check-up, prescribed some medicine, and hung some water, and he was almost fine.
Zhao Tuo was puzzled: "Then why didn't you see him this morning?" ”
Speaking of this question, Luo Xinlan was also a little dull: "The situation is special, he can't be discharged from the hospital for the time being." ”
Zhao Tuo also reacted immediately, hurriedly lowered his head, and silently walked to the side to raise the fire.
In the event of an attack on his companion, whether Qi Lianyun was controlled or not at that time, he had to stay in the hospital for observation for a period of time, and then there were various interrogations and inquiries. And even if all this is really under control, after all, something like that happened, and Qi Lianyun is not easy to face Jiang Ning.
Therefore, in a short period of time, it is impossible for Qi Lianyun to come out to carry out the mission.
The fire soon rose, and everyone's expressions were dull.
"Let's talk about having some fun," Zheng Qingyun, the captain of the second team, said to ease the situation, "Why don't we tell some jokes?" It's a long night, and there are no cards to play, it's strange that it's difficult, when I'm in the office, I can still play chess, and now I can only sit here. ”
"Who to start with?"
Zheng Qingyun wandered around, looking for a target.
"Of course it's from you, Captain!" A member of the second team said, "Who did you propose, not starting with you?" ”
"That's right, whoever proposes, who starts!" Another member of the second team said, "I've never heard you tell a joke, captain." ”
Zheng Qingyun's face was entangled, but he quickly recovered, and coughed lightly: "That's okay, then start with me." ”
Everyone suddenly showed a look of anticipation.
One day, Xiao Ming's mother said to Xiao Ming and his father before leaving: "Now our house needs to be cleaned well", so she put a piece of paper on the door, writing "Everyone is responsible for caring for the environment", and then left.
Xiao Ming thought about it: I want to observe morning glory, I don't have time, so I add a horizontal to the person, which becomes "caring for the environment, adults are responsible", and my father doesn't want to clean up, so he adds a point to the bottom, adds a horizontal to the other person, and then adds a point to the bottom, which becomes "take care of the environment, the wife is responsible".
Mom came back and looked at the words on the paper: Take care of the environment, Mrs. is responsible. Angry, he said, "Ah, what's going on? ””
After Zheng Qingyun finished speaking, he nodded with satisfaction, waiting for everyone's praise.
"Finished?"
Zheng Qingyun was stunned: "It's over!" ”
"That's it?" A member of the team suddenly urged, "I said boss, you also call it a joke?" ”
Zheng Qingyun looked distressed: "Isn't this funny?" ”
The team members looked at each other: "Is it funny?" ”
"It's not funny," everyone shook their heads, "it's not a joke at all, is it?" One more and one more! ”
"Yes, let's talk about one more, boss, don't tell a good joke, don't want to fool around."
Zheng Qingyun shook his head in embarrassment: "Then I'll talk about one more?" ”
"Definitely!"
"Let's be funny, you're not at any level."
"Then I'll talk about one more." Zheng Qingyun thought hard, then his eyes lit up, and he said unhurriedly:
At the blind date meeting, Xiaofang talked eloquently, saying how her former boyfriend drove a luxury car and lived in a luxury house, and often praised her for how beautiful she was, and she was nervous when she saw her.
The man looked at her and said, "I, I usually look at beautiful women, and I will also be nervous and speechless." ”
Xiao Fang sneered: "Your way of accosting you is really old-fashioned. ”
Then the man said, "But, but if you see no, it's not good-looking, you will, you will stutter." ”
"This one is a little better than the one just now, but it's still not funny, let's do it again."
Zheng Qingyun suddenly looked embarrassed: "Isn't this okay?" ”
"Boss, do you see everyone laughing?" One of the second team members said, "We don't embarrass you, as long as one of us laughs, then you are qualified." ”
Zheng Qingyun's face twitched, and he suddenly felt that he had dug a big hole for himself.