Chapter 3 You don't see the blessing from the fart
There are occasionally a few lazy clouds floating in the blue sky, and a young man under the sky is lazily lying on a boulder and basking in the sun leisurely, the young man is crossed on Erlang's legs, with a green grass in his mouth, and his immature little face looks particularly handsome, and the young man doesn't know what he is thinking.
"Hate, fear, run away like a mouse. There seemed to be such a sentence in the young man's ears, the young man's hands were clenched, his nails were already deeply sunk into the flesh, "boom", the young man punched the boulder, and several cracks appeared on the boulder.
Just a few years ago, there was a major change in the Followers, the Tang family after the immortals was wiped out, and it was in the hands of Tang Yi, the eldest young master of the Tang family, the pride of the heavens. Only his younger brother Tang Yan survived.
"One day I will kill you!" The young man gritted his teeth and said angrily, this young man is Tang Yan, and now unconsciously seven years have passed, and the powerless child of the year has become a follower who can take charge of himself.
"Huhu, after all, it's still a child!" Tang Yan suddenly heard someone talking to him.
"Who?" Tang Yan raised his head and looked around, still not seeing anyone anywhere. "Who is it, come out for me!" Tang Yan shouted into the sky.
"Well, this kid doesn't know any politeness, I'm here. The mysterious voice came again, and Tang Yan found that the mysterious voice seemed to come from his body.
"Yes, that's it. A mysterious voice came out of Tang Yan's body again.
"Who are you, why are you inside me?" Tang Yan asked.
"Who am I, you can call me Narcissus, as for why I am in your body, it was fifteen years ago, don't you know what is going on in your body?"
"What's going on inside me?" Tang Yan asked.
"It seems that you really don't know, that guy didn't tell you, you have a dragon in your body that was sealed by the previous generation of Shuizun, and I am the dragon in your body who was dragged by the previous generation of Shuizun to take care of your body. ”
"Why did the previous generation of Shui Zun want to seal this dangerous thing in my body, he wants to be able to seal it in his body completely!" Tang Yan said angrily.
"Don't be rude, speaking of which, you have to thank the previous generation of Shui Zun, as for why you want to seal it in your body because you are a member of the Tang family, you are the son of the fourth prophecy, you have the blood inheritance power of the Tang family, only you can purify the dragon and make him the same, and in the end, you can also occupy the dragon for yourself, and he will become a hole card in your hand. The mysterious voice said slowly.
"I see, then forget it and let that guy be there, then why doesn't he seal it on someone else instead of me. Tang Yan didn't understand.
"Because you are a member of the Tang family and have the special abilities of immortals, only you can control him in the future. ”
"Boy, you don't have a master yet, how about letting me be your master?" said the narcissus.
"Let me recognize a master who can't even meet in person, I can't do it. Tang Yan said angrily.
"If you want to see me, you can just ask for a little bit. The narcissus hesitated.
"What request?" Tang Yan also felt that something was wrong.
"You just need to sink the qi into the dantian, concentrate the qi in the lower part of the body, and then expel it."
"What do you mean?" Tang Yan's strange feeling made him feel that this request was never a good thing.
"Stupid, do you have to let me say it, just let me fart and I can come out!" roared the narcissus, at this time Tang Yan felt that he had a feeling of a mouthful of blood spurting out, and then there was the feeling of wanting to press the narcissus to the ground and smash it down.
"Hey, boy, what are you doing, let it go, no one is watching anyway, you let this fart good for your rest of your life, and the old man has a lot of good things for you." The narcissus seemed to see what Tang Yan was thinking.
It doesn't matter what his image is, no one is looking at him anyway, Lao Tzu fights. Tang Yan only listened to the sound of "boom" with his heart sideways, and then a burst of stench hit, and this gas seemed to have the intention of making the flowers wither. As the stench disappeared, an old man appeared in front of Tang Yan, the old man was wearing a gray robe, and his hair was already full of white hair, but his face was still ruddy. Seems to be very energetic.
"The lad is good, and he has the ambition to fart so powerfully. The old man laughed.
"Damn, old guy, what are you laughing at, you didn't come out of my fart" At this time, instead of smelling the smell from the old man, Tang Yan came from the old man, but a strange fragrance came from the old man, which made the old man who called himself a narcissus look particularly mysterious.
"Okay, okay, the old man won't tease you anymore, I'll go to the river to take a bath first, so the image is a little bad after all, little guy, you wait for the old man here first, and the old man will come when he goes." The old man also touched his head and looked embarrassed.
Tang Yan watched the old man slowly disappear from view, lowered his head and muttered, "What a strange old man." ”
"Little one, the old man is not a strange old man. When this voice came, Tang Yan was obviously stunned, and when he looked up, he saw that the narcissus was standing in front of him at some point, and he was dressed in a gray robe and turned into a white robe at some point, making the old man look more energetic, and he looked like a fairy. Tang Yan couldn't help but gasp, "This old man must not be simple, he has only seen this kind of weird and fast body twice, the first time is his brother Tang Yi, and the second time is the mysterious old man in front of him, this speed may not even be able to reach several elders of the Moon Spring Empire." Tang Yan was secretly surprised.
"How about the little guy, whether he is willing to worship the old man as a teacher. "The narcissus is also proud, and there is no surname of a hermit master.
"Okay, I can be your apprentice, but you have to defeat me first!" Tang Yan just saw the speed of the old man, and secretly thought that this old man must not be simple, the speed is so fast, although he must not be an opponent, but he can also see the strength of his future teacher, you can see how he follows the technique, the narcissus also smiled, in the past, others knelt down and begged him to accept him as a disciple, this time he offered to accept Tang Yan as an apprentice, this Tang Yan not only did not appreciate it, but asked him, if this was to let the people who knelt down before and begged the narcissus to accept him as an apprentice see a mouthful of blood spurting out. "This kid is also interesting, knowing that he is not an opponent, he still has to try. The daffodils also thought to themselves.
"Okay, the old man will take it, you challenge, come!" said the narcissus. "Okay, old gentleman, be careful!" Tang Yan rushed towards like a narcissus, and the fiery red qi gushed out of his body, and then covered it like a hand. Tang Yan swung his fist like a narcissus, the daffodil's figure moved slightly, and Tang Yan's punch hit the tree behind the daffodil, and then the tree broke violently. "The strength is not small, and the fire is a surname. The narcissus also nodded secretly. Tang Yan also reacted quickly with a punch, forming a strange handprint. "Control the water!" a column of water erupted from the land, rushing away like a narcissus. Water belongs to the surname exercises, water control decision, said to be a medium water surname following the technique, this kid has two surnames of water and fire at a young age, he is a good seedling! But. A sinister and strange smile appeared on the daffodil's face, and then his figure flashed, and then he disappeared again, and the water column was also in the air. Tang Yan is also full of caution with a small face, as if looking around to find traces of daffodils.
"Cloud Piercing Legs!" At this time, the narcissus suddenly appeared behind Tang Yan, and his kick was from between Tang Yan's legs. Hearing only a scream of "ah", Tang Yan was already covering the lower part with both hands, his little face was flushed, and he stared angrily at the narcissus in front of him, covering his stomach and laughing.
"Indecent!" Tang Yan scolded angrily.
"Ahem, okay, okay, this time, it's time for you to worship me as a teacher. The daffodils were also red-faced.
"Okay" Tang Yan also sighed secretly, he wanted to see the Narcissus's technique, but in the end, he was solved by someone with such a boring and obscene trick.
Tang Yan also looked solemn, kneeling in front of the narcissus and kowtowing three times. The narcissus also laughed and helped him up.