Chapter 25: Unlocked, New Skills
However, this hook should belong to the genitals, and I guess the hook won't kill me?
Therefore, Jiang Chaoge's heart involuntarily shouted, hook me, come and try to hook me.
Everyone has a heart that wants to wave in their hearts, the difference is whether you can hold it down, Jiang Chaoge feels that there is no problem with his previous self.
He has always been cautious!
But now there was a voice in his ear that was madly instigating.
"I jumped out of the six realms, I went beyond reincarnation, the magic weapon couldn't hurt me, the spiritual attack, the soul attack were all ineffective, I could wave up!"
But at the same time, there was a voice reminding him.
"It's all just my guess.,What if Lori is too weak to break my defense? After all, Ah Li has killed the land god, and I have Ah Li's forbidden body, so naturally I can also kill the gods! Lori is just white and impermanent, and she can't break my defenses...... It's not entirely impossible. ”
There are still many powerful beings in the underworld, Meng Po, judges, Yan Jun, and Jizang......
No way!
Robust!
Jiang Chaoge came to his senses as soon as he could, and then, he saw a sharp hook hooked on his collarbone.
"I'll lock you in the underworld, see if you hurt!" Lori crossed her waist with one hand and hooked with the other.
And then ......
The hook is off hook!
I went through it over the shoulder, it was smooth and slippery!
Jiang Chaoge breathed a sigh of relief, judging from the current situation alone, the magic weapon and the yin weapon really couldn't hurt him: "Dare to hook me?" Eat me with a punch and see! ”
A punch to Lori.
Lori opened her mouth wide and bit his fist in one bite: "Hmm...... Eat it! ”
This familiar feeling of even made Jiang Chaoge think of the scene when Ah Li and Liang Ping'an were fighting, so he pulled his fists hard while tearing wildly on Lori.
"Don't ...... Don't touch it! Lori couldn't take it anymore, and her face was flushed: "I know you're not a ghost, otherwise, it's impossible for my 'soul hook lock' to hook you, who are you?" ”
Begging for mercy? If you don't beg for mercy, I can tear you on the ground for a year, believe it or not? Jiang Chaoge can really do it, after all, every time he tears off a piece of clothing, he can increase his yin qi.
It's a pity that he can't kill Lori!
This Lori can 'do kung fu', and he doesn't.
Jiang Chaoge let go of Lori, there was residual warmth in his hand, and a thought flashed through his mind inexplicably, it seems that it would be good not to be an undead knight?
But soon, he extinguished this thought, I want to cultivate immortals, how can I be fascinated by little ghosts?
Red Dust Lust will only affect my cultivation speed.
As soon as he thought of this, Jiang Chaoge's expression also became serious: "I am the Yin God!" ”
"Yin God? Is the Taoist god out of the yin? But how do you ...... So young? Still so good-looking? Aren't all Taoists who can produce yin gods white-bearded old men? Lori was a little unconvinced.
Jiang Chaoge didn't explain too much, just snorted coldly: "You are a little impermanent, what do you understand?" ”
"You scolded me?"
"If you don't accept it, let's continue to tear?"
"Forget it."
Lori stood up, and the white dress on her body returned to its original state again: "I, Xiaobai!" Although it's just a little impermanence, it has a mission, how can it accompany you to tear it all the time? ”
When the point came, Jiang Chaoge immediately followed Xiaobai's words and asked: "However, there are no dead people in this Wujiazhuang, what are you doing here?" ”
"Huh? Oh, yes...... What am I here for? I forgot! Xiaobai frowned: "Oh, I remember, I'm here to listen to the play, no, no, I'm not here to listen to the play...... I think about it again, ah, I really remembered this time, I'm here to find a ghost! ”
“???” Jiang Chaoge: "What the hell are you looking for?" ”
"Cui Fujun came to two ghosts, strange, no memory and no yin qi, and then, Fujun asked me to go to Nai He Bridge to ask my mother-in-law, as a result, my mother-in-law flicked her fingers, and the two ghosts were bounced into reincarnation, and they were directly reincarnated, and I had no evidence in my hand, so I came to the yang world to check."
"Two ghosts, what do they look like?"
"I don't remember very well, but I probably remember that they were all young, and one seemed to be ...... Scholar? Another...... By the way, the other one is headcatcher! ”
Scholar...... Headcatcher? No memory, no yin qi?!
It's the soul of Jiang Erlang and Jiang Yu'er!
Jiang Chaoge was taken aback.
No wonder Xiaobai has been following him, and he has been muttering something familiar, it is impossible to remember anything wrong, it turns out that he has seen Jiang Erlang and Jiang Yu'er.
What to do?
If Xiaobai continues to follow him, there is a chance that he will be exposed.
Jiang Chaoge's heart was racing, and then he spoke: "Then why did you follow here?" ”
"I was in a land temple in Xiaoshan Village and saw a suspicious person...... I feel like they're ...... It's a little familiar, so I've been with ......."
"Stupid!" Jiang Chaoge didn't give Xiao Bai a chance to think again, and immediately said, "Didn't you just say that those two ghosts have been reincarnated?" How can it still be alive? You remember wrong! ”
"Huh? Am I mistaken? Xiaobai opened his mouth wide: "But my memory is obviously the best in the underworld...... Sister Xiaohei praised me, and she also said...... By the way, what did she say? ”
Hehe, Jiang Chaoge sneered in his heart, but fortunately, this Lori has a bad memory, and besides, Yazi doesn't seem to be very smart.
I must try to discourage her from continuing to follow me!
Just thinking about it, Xiaobai suddenly jumped up: "Oops, dead people, dead people, finally dead people outside!" You wait for me here, don't move around, I'll go back as soon as I go. ”
"......" Jiang Chaoge.
Xiaobai stepped away.
Go extremely fast.
Of course, Jiang Chaoge would not stop it.
When you come back and see me, that's hell!
He was just about to leave, but out of the corner of his eye, he suddenly saw a booklet drop on the ground, which seemed to be ...... The feminine thing that Xiaobai dropped?
Kick it off!
Don't let the seven ghosts crawling on the ground at the gate of the courtyard be discovered.
Then, squatting on the ground again, quickly sucking into his arms, everything went smoothly.
As soon as Jiang Chaoge finished putting away the booklet, the seven ghosts stood up.
"I've seen a Taoist master!"
didn't call the seniors, after all, these seven ghosts were older than him...... Jiang Chaoge nodded and asked, "Why don't you go and reincarnate?" ”
"The hour hasn't come yet, and we're still in line."
"Is the underworld fun?"
"This ...... Alas, the suffering is unspeakable, we have committed sin in our lives, and the sins in our bodies are difficult to get rid of, so we can only suffer in the underworld. ”
"How do you get rid of sin?"
"When the yin qi is exhausted, drink another bowl of Meng Po soup."
"I see."
Jiang Chaoge had a very impulsive desire to say: Why don't I help you? But after thinking about it carefully, he still decided to forget it, because Xiaobai is likely to come back.
Once I came back, I found that the yin qi of these people in Wujiazhuang was completely gone, and the memories were gone...... This trace is too obvious!
"There are a lot of masters in the underworld, and I can't expose them for the time being, otherwise, even if the masters of the underworld can't kill me and seal me up? It's like the Buddha dealing with Sun Wukong! ”
"What kind of means does the Judge Yan Jun of the underworld have, I don't know yet, I still know too little about this world, Xiao Lang doesn't matter, the principle is still safe."
Jiang Chaoge didn't stay in the courtyard anymore, what did he stand still, don't move around, what are you thinking?
I, Jiang Chaoge, come and go freely!
"It's finally gone, but it's suffocating me."
As soon as he left, the voices of the old ghosts cheering and celebrating came from behind him: "Quick, go and scare this servant, hehehe...... I must scare her to tears today. ”
"Hahaha, what's so hard about that? Watch me blow her skirt up! ”
"I'm going to beat that big drum!"
"Knock knock!"
The drums soon sounded, and at the same time, the wind was blowing in the courtyard.
Jiang Chaoge glanced back.
I saw the two old ghosts squatting under the skirt of the servant, blowing the wind with yin energy, only blowing tears like rain, but they were still babbling and singing and didn't dare to stop.
At the same time, there was also an old ghost who blew two big wooden sticks with yin qi, and struck a big drum with no one so loudly that the legs of the big man who made Hot Wheels tremble.
"Good fellows! Can these old ghosts play? ”
Jiang Chaoge's eyes lit up, and he suddenly felt as if he had unlocked a new skill for a ghost life.
……
Vertical day.
Wu Ming heard that the ancestor appeared on the stage yesterday, and he was overjoyed!
So, ask the servants to sing ghost shows again at night.
Servant, refuse!
Wu Ming took twenty taels of silver, Lingren, allowed!
"It's not easy to play in this era." Jiang Chaoge sighed, but he thought in his heart: I haven't seen impermanence again, and I don't know where impermanence can be returned?
The group said goodbye to the owner Wu Ming.
Rush to Huai'an County!
When he arrived at the gate of the county seat, Liang Ping'an woke up!
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