Chapter 144: The Gods Hear Your Prayers
"If you don't want to die, tell me everything you know." Shi Yuan said coldly to the robin.
"Still talking about fart, I'm the way I look now, what kind of life do I live!"
The robin flew up as he spoke, and then before Shi Yuan could react, he hit his head into the tree.
When Shi Yuan stepped forward to check, he found that its neck was broken.
said no, no, which made Shi Yuan very surprised.
It seems that I still underestimate the effect of this psychic impact, this thing can directly kill people with fragile hearts......
"This bird is dead, what next?" Xiong Shi Huang looked at the robin and said.
"What else can I do, go back to the dormitory." Shi Yuan said helplessly.
Along the way, there were some women in short skirts who followed Shi Yuan, but the number was much less than before.
When Shi Yuan arrived downstairs in the dormitory, there were already many female tricks outside the dormitory building, and there were many female tricks in short skirts crawling on the outer wall of the dormitory.
Shi Yuan did not enter the dormitory in a hurry, but first called up the instruction manual of the mask given by the squad leader, and there was only a simple sentence on it:
Ordinary masks, 100% cotton, can keep warm and isolate pathogens to a certain extent.
It seems that there is nothing wrong with the mask given by the squad leader.
Shi Yuan put on a mask before slowly walking towards the door of the dormitory.
Because of the effect of platinum Yuting, the surrounding female tricks have made way for Shi Yuan.
When Shi Yuan came to the door, he found something that surprised him: the glass door of the dormitory was not locked.
And even this unlocked glass door kept all the women in short skirts out of the door.
Shi Yuan pushed open the door, and the female treachers did not rush in, but looked viciously inside at the door, and none of them stepped over the door.
Shi Yuan speculated that there should be something in this dormitory building to ward off evil spirits, so that the female trick could not enter.
That doesn't seem right, how did the female trickster get in that day?
Shi Yuan thought about it briefly and didn't think about it anymore.
The hall was empty, except for a dim lamp, and a handwritten notice was posted on the wall:
"Attention all students: the situation is exceptional, in order to ensure safety, all students must stay in the dormitory, wait for further instructions from the school, and no one is allowed to leave without permission."
It seems that after the school entered the eternal night, the students were all locked in the dormitories.
Shi Yuan turned his head to look at the window of the closed dormitory room and the vending machine next to it, which was already full of goods.
Except for Xiong Shi Huang and the female trick outside the door, there is no one else here.
Doesn't that help a lot?
Shi Yuan came to the vending machine, although it was night now, but the actual time was still more than seven o'clock in the morning, and the vending machine was powered by electricity.
"Xiong Shi Huang, come over here." Shi Yuan made a gesture to Xiong Shi Huang.
"What's wrong?" Xiong Shi Huang, who was originally looking outside, turned his head and walked over.
"You lie here." Shi Yuan pointed to the ground in front of the vending machine's outlet.
"What are you doing lying here?"
"I'm afraid that things will come out and fall on the ground too loudly, so I'll lead the dormitory manager out and take you on a pad."
ββ¦β¦ You dog thief. β
"Do me a favor."
"You still use this." Xiong Shi Huang took out two handfuls of mops from the side.
"Okay."
Shi Yuan put the mop on the ground and pressed the button of the vending machine.
"Smack."
A small bottle fell out.
Shi Yuan pulled up the manual and looked at it:
γVitamin Gummy Bearγ, which can supplement a variety of vitamins, it is recommended to take 10 capsules a day.
It's just ordinary gummy vitamins.
Shi Yuan shook his head, opened it and took a pill, and continued to press the vending machine.
This time a red fruit fell out:
[Tomato]: Also known as tomato.
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Shi Yuan took a bite of tomato and continued to order the vending machine.
Then a coin fell out.
[Super Coins]: This coin is super hard.
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Shi Yuan continued to press.
An overcoat fell out.
[Mink coat]: After wearing it, others will think that you are very rich.
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And then a big horn.
[Shut Up Horn]: Turn on this horn and shout "What are you barking at the dog!" at the desired target! ", which makes the target forcibly unable to speak for a short period of time.
Note: It can only take effect once for the same target.
"This is okay, it's a little useful, at least it can shut up the female trick." Shi Yuan nodded.
"Your same goal takes effect once, and this one can only be for a short time at a time, and you can't shut up the female trick permanently." Xiong Shi Huang shook his head.
"Indeed, let's take it first."
Shi Yuan put the horn into the warehouse.
Next.
A socket-like thing fell out.
[Cow plug row]: As long as it is plugged in, there will be electricity.
It's okay, it's a power bank.
But now Shiyuan doesn't have much electricity.
And then there's a little machine with a small screen.
[Ugly Guy Detector]: You can detect ugly men around you.
What a coincidence.
I was saying that there was nothing to use electricity, but something that used electricity came.
But......
What's the use of this, even if it has electricity?
But Shi Yuan still planned to give it a try.
He turned on the probe.
The screen shows the distribution of ugly men around you.
There are a dozen ugly men upstairs, and there are a few on the first floor.
What's the use of knowing that there are ugly men distributed?
Useless.
At least not for now.
Shi Yuan turned off the machine.
"This is broken, why don't you have it?" Xiong Shi Huang interjected.
Shi Yuan directly stuffed the pistol into Xiong Shi Huang's mouth: "Pay attention to your words. β
"I mean...... Compared with your noble personality, your appearance is a little weaker, but don't worry, your appearance is still a handsome guy in a hundred miles. β
"Okay."
Next item.
A note floated out.
[The content engraved on the tombstone of an unknown tomb]: The content engraved on an unknown tombstone, I don't know who the owner of the tomb is, why he died, there is only this sentence on the tombstone.
Shi Yuan looked at the note, and there was indeed only one sentence on it:
"Brothers, congratulations to me, I have been reincarnated! Let's not talk about it for now, it's time to drink milk. β
Shi Yuan looked at the note and couldn't help but read it more.
It's kind of interesting.
Next item.
A box fell out.
[RTX3090Ti graphics card (24G)]: This graphics card supports ray tracing, and you can finally do hand shadow play in the game!
Then there are the instructions for the use of the graphics card, and Shi Yuan skips it directly.
This......
I have computer accessories.
But it's useless!
Next.
This time a large futon fell out.
Shi Yuan called up the manual and found that there was quite a lot of content in the manual for this futon.
[God Descending Futon]: You can specify an item so that the god corresponding to the item descends on the item, and then salute the item and say your request, and you can get a response from the god.
How to use: Kneel on the futon, kowtow to the target, and say, "Great God So-and-so, please come!" Then prostrate again and say what you want from the item.
Note: This item can only be used once, and will expire permanently upon the successful arrival of the gods. The gods hate greedy people, so please do not make more than 1 request.
Then there are some instances of using this [Advent Futon].
There is a correct use:
Mr. Wang, who lives on the planet of eating grapes and does not spit out grape skins, has been constipated for ten years, and uses the gods to descend on the futon and make a big bow to the toilet. After the advent of the toilet god, he used his divine power, and since then Mr. Wang has been extremely smooth.
What is the difference between living in a house and smoking old soy sauce Miss Sun of the planet is struggling on the poverty line, using the gods to descend on the futon and make a big gift to the piggy bank. After the arrival of the piggy bank god, she used her divine power, and since then, Miss Sun's business has been booming and her wealth has been extensive.
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There are also examples of misuse.
Mr. Liu, who lives on the planet Are Sweet Potatoes and White Potatoes the Same Thing, struggled on the poverty line, using the gods to descend on the futon and make a big gift to the toilet, hoping to get a lot of gold. After the advent of the toilet god, he used his divine power, and a large amount of poop was piled up in Mr. Liu's house, and the toilet god told Mr. Liu that these were gold.
Mr. Hu, who lives in the super delicious planet of Bowl Chicken Planet, has been constipated for two years, and uses the gods to descend on the futon and make a big gift to the piggy bank, hoping to cure constipation. After the arrival of the piggy bank god, Mr. Hu was cured of constipation and began to pour coins. But then he was beaten to death by the administrator for smashing the toilet bowl of a public toilet.
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Shi Yuan looked speechless for a while, but he had already decided how to use this thing.
Shi Yuan put the futon in front of the vending machine and knelt down.
"Great God of Vending Machines, please come!" Shi Yuan said to the vending machine, and then it was a kowtow.
At this time, the squad leader just came out of the stairwell.
As soon as she came out, she saw Shi Yuan kowtowing to the vending machine.
The squad leader thought he was wrong.
Then I saw Shi Yuan knocking another one at the vending machine.
Looking at this scene, the squad leader completely fell into deep thought.