Chapter 150: A Serious Nonsense
When Qiu Qianzhang heard this, his face was not red, his ears were not red, and between his shots, he became more and more energetic, and a set of tigers and tigers who were played by him through his arms and palms were so chic, he thought: "Let this kid be so strong as to speak first, and then teach you a lesson when the old man takes down this female doll!" ”
Huang Rong accompanied him to dismantle a few moves, seeing that this old man's kung fu was really mediocre, except for the fancy Huli, there was nothing to do, a sword stabbed towards his flaws, Qiu Qianzhang hurriedly waved his palm, and with an oversight, he was kicked to the ground by Huang Rong.
Huang Rong put away her sword and said with a grin: "Bad old man, what else do you have to say now, your martial arts are really bad!" ”
Even if he didn't practice Dugu Nine Swords, Huang Rong felt that he could beat this old man.
Qiu Qianzhang didn't panic when he fell to the ground, and said: "The old man has a stomach trouble these days, and his hands are weak, and after a while, we will compare again." With that, he stood up, patted the dirt on his body, and walked forward without hurry, wanting to get out of the hole.
Huang Rong sneered, and couldn't help but say: "You old man is really not ordinarily thick-skinned, and you still want to leave now, but I'm afraid you haven't woken up yet!" ”
Huang Rong kicked Qiu Qianzhang to the ground again.
"Hey, my waist~~~ Doll, can you not kick it in another place!!"
"Okay, then Grandma will do what you want, and won't kick you." Huang Rong laughed evilly, pulled up Qiu Qianzhang's beard, and waved the green sword in his hand, and immediately shaved off all the beautiful cockroaches that Qiu Qianzhang had left for an unknown number of years.
"Doll... You... Why is there such a lack of morality! ”
Qiu Qianzhang grabbed the beard on the ground, and his heart ached.
Without this beard, it will be difficult to pretend to deceive people in the future!
"Old man, my aunt still has something to ask you, what are you running! Without your aunt's permission, if you run again, your head will be cut off! ”
Huang Rong took the sword and swiped twice in front of Qiu Qianzhang's eyes, and the green sword light forced Qiu Qianzhang's face to sting.
Qiu Qianzhang moved his body back, and then said with a bitter face: "My aunt, you can do it quickly and let me go out!" Otherwise, it will be a big disaster! ”
He was really afraid that the people of the Iron Palm Gang would come up here in a while, and even if his brother was the leader of the gang, he would have no way to live.
Thinkers
At this time, he saw that the two dolls in front of him had no intention of killing him, so he used his cheek to great effect.
When he was young, this exercise had shown great power, and he screamed one by one, hoping that these two dolls would let him go.
Huang Rong said: "Your brother is Qiu Qianren, hum, old man, then what is your name?" ”
Qiu Qianren said with a calm expression: "What's the difference between names, our brothers have been good since childhood, and they share the same name." The younger brother's name is Qiu Qianren, and the elder brother is naturally called Qiu Qianren! ”
Jing Zhou shook his head and smiled: "Rong'er, don't tease this old man, his name is Qianzhang, his brother's name is Qianren, ten feet is zhang, seven feet is Qian, this old man is three thousand feet longer than his brother... ”
Not to mention, the thickness of this old man's face is really not up to the average person!
A serious nonsense skill, practicing is perfect, reaching the peak!
Qiu Qianzhang didn't refute it, and said smugly: "People can call it whatever they like, it's just a name, besides, Qianzhang is much better than Qianzhang." ”
Jing Zhou was too lazy to talk nonsense with this old man, and said, "Tell me what happened when the iron tank on his head came to tread water!" Although your old man's martial arts are low, you have a wonderful trick. ”
Qiu Qianren held his head high and said: "Where is this treading water to deceive people, you said that the doll is floating on the water, and the old man is naturally superb." ”
Jing Zhou smiled: "Yes, yes, old man, the young master likes your hard look." ”
"The owner, this old thief is very cunning, if he doesn't give him some color, I'm afraid he won't tell the truth." Huang Rong's eyes rolled, and she wanted to think of some way to torture this old man.
Jing Zhou took out a small porcelain bottle from his waist, poured out two vermilion pills, and sighed: "That's it, old man, you are blessed, young master, this freshly baked Hehuan Huoluo Pill is worth 100 gold, I will give you two free of charge today to help you replenish your waist." After you eat it, the wind will not fall, and the ten men of the night will not be a problem! After a while, I stripped you naked and threw you in the crowd, tsk, I will make you remember it for a lifetime. ”
"Hehe, the owner is good, the Iron Palm Gang is full of majestic male disciples, this old man has saved a lot of trouble, and he doesn't have to go out to find it. Old man, don't you stop shouting about back pain!! As she spoke, Huang Rong took two steps forward, pinched Qiu Qianzhang's chin, and pried his mouth open.
Hearing the words of these two people, Qiu Qianzhang couldn't stand it, and hurriedly said: "You two dolls, why are your minds so black, you... Aren't you a dead person, doing such a damaging deed, if grandpa does it, what face will he have! ”
"Grandma, auntie, don't pinch it, don't pinch it, grandpa can't resist your two dolls, I said, I said!"
Seeing that Huang Rong was about to send the vermilion elixir to his mouth, Qiu Qianzhang exhaled two sentences in a row, and hurriedly explained the matter of the iron cylinder above his head.
He is the most knowledgeable about current affairs, and he bows his head when he knows that he should bow his head, otherwise he will be like that Yue Wumu, and there will be no good fruit to eat.
If he really ate the vermilion elixir, I am afraid that if he didn't use his younger brother Qiu Qianren's hands, he would be hacked to death by the disciples of the Iron Palm Gang.
"The old man first put a row of pillars at the bottom of the river, and the treading of water is naturally stepping on the pillars."
"As for the iron cylinder, it is also separated by iron sheets in the middle, but it is filled with a little water, which looks heavy, but in fact, the weight that falls in the hand is very small."
Huang Rong said again: "What about pinching your hands and turning your head?" ”
"The bricks are made of flour... After speaking, Qiu Qianzhang breathed a sigh of relief, and looked at Jing Zhou and the others with anticipation.
Huang Rong was amused by Qiu Qianzhang and laughed, seeing that this old man's ability to swagger and deceive was not ordinary, she couldn't bear to kill him, kicked him, and asked, "Dongjia, how to deal with this old man?" ”
"Let him go, if this old man dies here, won't his martial arts be lost?"
"Hee-hee, what the owner said is that although your kung fu is not very good, your juggling skills are good. The next time you meet your aunt and grandmother, you have to wipe the tricks clearly. ”
Hearing the words of the two of them, Qiu Qianzhang ran out as if he had been amnestied, for fear that the two dolls would come up with some bad way to torture themselves.
That Hehuan Huoluo Dan, when you hear the name Qiu Qianzhang, you know that it is not a good thing!
These two dolls are not very old, but their hearts are very dark!
He has deceived countless times in his life, and he has never missed it, but he has been in the hands of the doll in front of him twice???