Chapter 141: The Divine Stick on the Wine Table
In order to avoid unnecessary troubles and verbal disputes, Zhou Yishan chose a location in the most inconspicuous corner.
Anyway, he's just here to eat, not to meet newcomers.
Under the exquisite arrangement of the master of ceremonies, a huge and happy wedding came to a successful conclusion.
When it came to the toasting session, Su Yuhan was already sitting next to Zhou Yishan, and Momo, who came to toast, asked in a low voice, "Yuhan, I heard that your boyfriend is engaged in construction?" No wonder it's so dark. ”
Su Yuhan smiled casually, "It's okay, this skin is also a man himself, just doing a little business, not as good as Mr. Han, who is about to have the first listed company in his life." ”
Momo hugged her husband's wrist tightly, "No, sometimes people's vision is really important, and choosing Renxuan is the greatest luck in my life." ”
Han Renxuan was wearing glasses, and his polite appearance looked a little bookish.
He greeted him seemingly politely, "Fortunately, fortunately, the hospitality is not good, please bear with me." ”
can deliberately expose the famous watch on his wrist, as if to say that he didn't take Zhou Yishan seriously at all.
Seeing off the newlywed Yan'er's little couple, Su Yuhan finally breathed a sigh of relief, but soon the situation changed again.
Han Renxuan's sworn friends gathered around this table and squeezed everyone else at this table elsewhere.
The leading Guan Lijun said, "Mr. Zhou, I am Guan Lijun, Lao Han's brother, this Su Yuhan was the school flower of our school at the beginning, and the men who chased her lined up from the east gate of the school to the west gate." ”
"To tell you the truth, I also confessed to her at the beginning, but I failed."
"How did you catch up with our goddess?"
A bunch of men are coaxing here with alcohol.
Zhou Zhoushan chuckled, "How to say, I think the most important thing between people is feeling, feeling is there, there is everything, if you don't feel anything, it can't do anything." ”
Guan Lijun said again, "What kind of line is this, Mr. Zhou is a veteran of the love field at a glance, teach a few tricks to the brothers for backup, and we can also be a goddess in the future." ”
These words can be provocative, but it is not good to be mad at the wedding scene, and you have to consider the face of Su Yuhan next to you.
These people were obviously instigated by Han Renxuan to come here to have fun.
But the same mountain lit a cigarette and looked at these simple-minded fools with simpler limbs.
humorously said, "How to say, some things can only be understood but not spoken, for example, someone has an IQ of 200 at the age of 10, but some people can only be an idiot for the rest of their lives." ”
Guan Lijun felt that these words were scolding himself in a roundabout way.
His face changed slightly, "Mr. Zhou, you robbed our goddess, I have to drink one with you." ”
Zhou Yishan retorted, "You are wrong, Yuhan belongs to me alone, not everyone's goddess." ”
"I can accompany you to the end when you drink, today the groom is sitting in the east, we shouldn't give him a province, come, do ......"
After speaking, he drank half a bottle with a grunt, his face was not red and his heart was not beating, and his speech was full of Sven, and there was nothing wrong with it at all.
Guan Lijun swallowed and foamed at the mouth, not to be outdone, and after drinking, he shouted, "You go on." ”
He wanted to use the wheel battle to bring Zhou Yishan down, and then make him make a fool of himself in front of so many people.
This little trick, how could Zhou Yishan not see it? He suddenly raised his voice, "Brother, I don't know if you have asked someone to see the photo recently, I am quite accomplished in this area." ”
"For example, if you look up and have three lines, it means that you probably won't have any heirs in your life."
"Also, your ears are blue and your cheekbones are high, which means that your woman Kefu, if I guessed correctly, you have been more and more unlucky every year since you got married, right?"
When the two met for the first time, the situation at Guan Lijun's home was so transparent by him.
Since he got married, he has been more and more unlucky every year.
When he got married, he wanted to find a daughter, he could work hard for 20 years, but within a few months of marriage, the woman went bankrupt, but he married this eldest lady into the door.
From then on, there was no return.
Seeing that Guan Lijun didn't speak, Zhou Zhoushan knew that his words had suppressed him.
He pointed to the one beside Guan Lijun again, "This brother, you have been prosperous recently, if I guess correctly, you have recently made a lot of bad money." ”
Someone appended, "That's right, Lao Ba is the most picky one in our gang, but he has not only recently changed his mobile phone, but even bought a car worth more than 200,000 yuan." ”
"This bastard said before that the company issued a year-end bonus, is this evil wealth a year-end bonus?"
Zhou Zhoushan shook his head and said: "No, the evil wealth I said is ill-gotten gains, that is, the money is not clean." ”
"Let me warn you, this kind of money from unknown sources may kill you, you better hurry up and make amends."
No one knows about this money of unknown origin, but Zhou Yishan in front of him can say that this money is ill-gotten gains.
Lao Ba panicked, "You, don't talk nonsense, this money is a reward from our company, don't listen to him talk nonsense." ”
At this time, Zhou Zhoushan still insisted, "I am kind enough to remind you, if you treat it as a donkey's liver and lungs, I didn't say it." ”
"This brother, I see that you have been riddled with peach luck recently, I'm afraid that the happy event is coming, congratulations."
The young man was anxious, "Brother, it's really fake." ”
Seeing his face, Zhou Zhoushan pinched his fingers, "As far as I know, your peach blossom luck should be in the southeast, and this day is also approaching, as the saying goes, women chase men, you just need to wait for the arrival of the beauty, just grasp it." ”
Hearing this, the brother couldn't close his mouth happily, and got up to toast a glass of wine.
"I respect you for your auspicious words......"
It turned out that these people were entrusted by Han Renxuan to humiliate Zhou Yishan and Su Yuhan, but at this time, everyone was convinced of Zhou Yishan, and even became a divine calculation in their eyes, knowing everything and everything.
When leaving, they also begged Zhou Zhoushan to leave a phone number, saying that he would ask him to come out if he encountered trouble that could not be solved in the future.
Walking out of the hotel, Su Yuhan was shocked, "My God, when did you become a god stick, and this kind of unwarranted thing was said to be so wonderful?" ”
Zhou Yishan defended, "Zhou Yi is a science left by his ancestors, and everything in this world is related, which is in line with the viewpoint of modern science." ”
"As long as we can see the essence of things clearly, there won't be so much greed, how about it, I didn't embarrass you, right?"
Su Yuhan smiled, "You have a lot of face, didn't you hear these people call you master, hehe!" ”
"Let's go."
When Han Renxuan saw Guan Lijun, he asked, "What's the situation, didn't you get drunk on Zhou Yishan, why did he leave with Su Yuhan?" ”
Guan Lijun's face darkened, "Mr. Han, forget it, that kid is a magic stick and is very clever, I don't dare to provoke, I'll go first......"
Seeing that Guan Lijun was instigated, Han Renxuan urged, "It's not done, what are you leaving, you go and refuse Su Yuhan's invitation to come up, just say that Momo is looking for her......"