Chapter Thirty-Nine: The Golden House Hides Jiao
When Xiang Shaolong arrived with wine and food, and found this family, he saw the following scene: the three of them were giggling, very happy, each holding a bunch of silver tickets, shouting in their mouths, holding the silver tickets non-stop, there were faint blood stains on their hands, and there was a trace of human blood in the air. Wu Yuefeng has a jar of wine beside him, and there are countless notes pasted on his face, he can't see the shape of his clothes without looking at his clothes, and the material of the note is like an old book, with a yellowish glow, as if he has pasted a rune. Linglong had two stickers on her face, one on one side hanging down like sideburns, and a few on Lu Huang's head hanging down, like a sealed zombie.
Xiang Shaolong was stunned by this scene, and almost threw the wine jar on the ground, thanks to the greatest professionalism of being an emperor is not to be surprised, otherwise he would really think that this family has gone crazy.
Xiang Shaolong couldn't help but be curious, put down the wine jar, sat down again, and said, "Madam, what are you doing, practicing?"
Linglong smiled and leaned back and said, "We're playing cards, you can just take a look, and I'll take over from my father in a while, his face is not big enough." ”
Lu Huang said: "If you tear it again, you have to tear Xiaobao's internal strength, let's eat first, and then relay after eating." ”
Linglong said: "Mother, come a few more, and try to make Dad unable to see the way." ”
Wu Yuefeng stood up and said with a heroic smile: "Joke, my internal strength is out of my body, even if I close my eyes, I can walk." Besides, I'll let you two babes, you know, I'll make you cry in a while. ”
Lu Huang said: "Sit down, sit down, it's impossible to peek, this will kill you." ”
Wu Yuefeng's plan failed, so he had no choice but to sit down and say to Xiang Shaolong: "Learn a little, boy, see how I clean you and my wife." ”
The ideal is beautiful, the reality is cruel, Wu Yuefeng lost five games in a row, so he had to shout a hunger truce. Linglong was very addicted, and she had to shout to come back, and finally couldn't bear the aroma of the food, and decided to bypass the hard-working father for the time being.
During the meal, Shaolong said that he had submitted the plan to the Qin government, but it was only scheduled for next month, and it was estimated that it would take a few months to discuss, and then it would take a few months to retreat in batches, and it would take half a year to do so. Wu Yuefeng calculated, it was just after the Spring Festival, and it was good to spend the New Year in Beijing, and it was also good to feel the New Year's flavor of the big city!
In the afternoon, Xiang Shaolong called an elite spy to get some cardboard and pen and ink, as well as paper, copper coins, and broken silver. They finally let go of Xiaobao's silver ticket, washed away the blood stains with water, and stuffed Xiaobao's treasure chest with the missing pages of internal strength cheats.
Xiang Shaolong took Wu Yuefeng's place and began to be humiliated by his wife and his wife's mother in turn. Xiang Shaolong is also smart, and he can occasionally resist at first, letting Linglong and Lu Huang lose one or two, but he was soon completely defeated by the shamelessness of the mother and daughter, and posted a whole face of notes.
Wu Yuefeng saw that the situation was not good, and proposed to change some gameplay, such as fighting in pairs or something.
Lu Huang said: "Okay, yes, you have to let us." ”
Wu Yuefeng was afraid that the two of them would play tricks, and said: "Let's draw lots to decide the team, maybe I will be in a group with Linglong, and there will be nothing to let go." ”
After the draw was completed, Wu Yuefeng and Xiang Shaolong were still a group, and Wu Yuefeng deeply suspected that the draw was also cheating. The four of them played all kinds of poker games, and the final outcome was: Wu Yuefeng and Shaolong looked at the cards, and they had to use a hand to pick up the note on their faces, and then they could play the cards!
By dinnertime, Wu Yuefeng felt that if he continued like this, if he put some more paper on his face, it would fall off in one piece, smashing his thighs into blues. Xiang Shaolong also shouted for help again and again, saying that his neck was going to cramp and he needed to be supported by internal force at all times, Lu Huang and Linglong had a lot of fun, and they let go of the two beloved wives and good men.
While eating dinner, Wu Yuefeng complained: "Let's play in the future or gamble for money, stickers will affect my card skills!"
Xiang Shaolong wanted to divert some attention, so he said: "It's better for us to play cards with internal force and control cards in the air." That card is a thin one, if you can hold it in the void, you will be able to practice while playing. Cards still need to use brains, maybe we can develop some martial arts. And if we don't sit all the time, it's better to exercise!"
Lu Huang also felt that it made sense, and said: "This air play is very interesting, you can use iron pieces as cards, and practice hidden weapon techniques by the way." By the way, I've been to a scenic spot before, and there is a huge stone chess, and you can also exercise your internal strength!"
Wu Yuefeng said: "It would be nice if it was a beehive, now the problem is that the place is not big enough, just forget the iron piece as a card, I'm afraid that you will be widowed if you miss for a while."
Shaolong said: "This yard is not big enough? The feedback from the assassin spy in the past two days is that Wei Xiaobao is the best at making money, but he never spends it, and he is so stingy, this yard is his biggest investment, and the backyard is a hundred zhang long and wide!"
Wu Yuefeng said suspiciously: "Is the spy so unreliable now, there are two rooms, the walls are all attached to the house, how can there be a backyard? I don't see any back door in the house!"
Xiang Shaolong was very confident in the strength of his hand, he stood up directly, jumped on the roof with a little bit of strength, watched for a while, jumped down lightly, and said: "There is a backyard, I guess there is a secret way, I will ask Xiaobao when he comes again!"
Wu Yuefeng said: "It is estimated that Wei Xiaobao prepared the secret courtyard where the golden house was hidden, no wonder the old man with white eyebrows said that it was easy to find, there are not many courtyards of this size in the capital." ”
Xiang Shaolong said: "It is also very chic, there are large stone fields, several rockeries, two small pavilions, and a small stream and a small pond. ”
Lu Huang said more affirmatively: "This kid must not have any good intentions!"
Linglong said: "Anyway, now that we have requisitioned, let him live in the inn, eat quickly, we will have to play mahjong in a while, mother, is mahjong fun?"
Lu Huang smiled and said: "Mahjong is the basic one hundred and eight sheets plus the east and west, north and south winds are white, and you can also have tweed on the bar! It's not interesting to play with paper, this must have the shape of mahjong." ”
Linglong became more and more interested in the more complicated things, and immediately her eyes lit up, and Xiang Shaolong immediately said: "What does my mother need, as long as Jingshi has money, she has something, and it is quite complete!"
Lu Huang thought about it and said: "If we want to integrate practice and games, it will be difficult to do, if it is a stone, it is estimated that we will be exhausted in less than half an hour." ”
Wu Yuefeng said directly: "Just wood, the size and weight are moderate, and we can maintain a balance of consumption with our internal force!"
Xiang Shaolong just wanted to go out and call the assassin spy to buy and sell, but Lu Huang stopped him, and went into the house to get the pen and paper that Xiang Shaolong brought and wrote.
Lu Huang thought about it and stopped, and handed it to Xiang Shaolong after writing the meeting, Xiang Shaolong picked it up and looked at it, frowned, and said: "Mother! I understand your solid wood jack, there are five hundred glass balls in the back, thirty iron rings of various sizes, fifteen iron cups of various sizes, five solid wood plates, five iron balls of various weights, one thousand iron needles, and one thousand darts, all of which are easy to say, and can be applied." But this is thirty long and short wooden sticks, five leather balls, five fishing nets, two iron tables, and fifty granite pounds of 500 catties, these things are very weird, and some of them are very heavy!"
Lu Huang said: "It's not for you to transport it at one time, we will play what we send it!"
Linglong immediately became curious and asked, "Mother, can you play with these?"
Lu Huang said: "Some are okay, I've played them anyway, I just don't know if you have played or not, but this is a leisure activity after practice!"
When Wu Yuefeng heard it, Lu Huang was going to open the Olympic Games plus children's games and chess and card battles, it seemed that his wife and daughter were crazy, and he had to mention it.
Wu Yuefeng said: "It's okay to play, it's okay to practice or not, our paper list and things can't be known by people with intentions, otherwise the Chosen One will know that we are from the earth!"
Xiang Shaolong was full of confidence, and said: "These don't cost a lot of money, and they shouldn't be used so much, I will pay attention to confidentiality, rest assured, the efficiency of the spy is very high, and the security is higher!"
Wu Yuefeng was still not at ease, so he took down the piece of paper and said, "Let's have some wood, stone and iron first, many homes use it for expansion, and it is considered a standing item!"
Xiang Shaolong went out directly to make arrangements, and came back after a while to continue eating.
Before the four of them finished eating, there was a knock on the door, and Wu Yuefeng sighed at the high efficiency of the assassin spy!
Unexpectedly, it was Wei Xiaobao who came in, he first said to him, and then said: "Are you going to build a house, how do they say that you want to expand!"
Wu Yuefeng hugged Xiaobao and smiled: "Xiaobao, there is a big compound behind you, to be honest, what are you doing, why haven't you told us all the time?"
Wei Xiaobao was actually embarrassed to get up, and said for a long time: "It's my garden." ”
Linglong smiled, the laughter was crisp, Lu Huang also laughed, the laughter was thorough, Xiang Shaolong also laughed, a little arrogant, Wu Yuefeng smiled, but there was a sinister taste.
Wei Xiaobao was furious by the laughter of the four people, especially Wu Yuefeng's laughter, and there was a kind of pride that the weasel was going to catch the chicken, so he had to say: "That's actually for the future lady, I want to surprise them." ”
Wu Yuefeng said, "Are we brothers?"
Wei Xiaobao felt that this question was full of traps, but it was absolutely impossible to say that it was not, Bai Mei knew that he would peel off his skin, so Wei Xiaobao had to bite the bullet and said, "Yes." ”
Wu Yuefeng said again: "Are you the one who gave up your brother for your wife?"
Wei Xiaobao wanted to say yes, but Wu Yuefeng's hand on his shoulder was very unkindly strengthened.
Wei Xiaobao decided to give in, and said directly: "No, then you can use the backyard, just do the trouble, as for the road, just climb the roof, you can open a back door in the house if you want, I still have something to do, go first." ”
As soon as Wei Xiaobao finished speaking, he spread his legs and ran, not forgetting to close the door before leaving.
Wu Yuefeng and the others laughed, and Lu Huang and Linglong almost laughed!
Lu Huang said: "You are too bad, bullying the juniors!"
Wu Yuefeng said: "What's the matter, I'm almost the same age as him." ”
After dinner, the four of them traveled hand in hand to Wei Xiaobao's secret garden.
The garden environment is very good, there are still some fish in the water, it seems that Wei Xiaobao is very carefully cared for. In the end, Wu Yuefeng and Xiang Shaolong respectively occupied a pavilion and admired the night. Later, the moonlight gradually faded, and the moon was covered by a thin cloud, only the faint light cast, and the shadows were staggered, and the breeze was blowing, and it was cool and pleasant. Wu Yuefeng and Lu Huang felt more comfortable outside the house, first they talked about their hearts with a glass of wine, and then talked about lingering love words, and finally they became lustful, and after Shaolong and Linglong left, they fought a very domineering field battle!