Qinghe County No. 1 Middle School.

109 dormitories.

"Hey!"

The fat man lay on the bed and sighed lovelessly.

After thinking about it, he took out two hard-boiled eggs from his pocket, peeled off the shells, and gently rolled them on his panda eyes.

I heard that this can invigorate blood and remove blood stasis, but I don't know if it's true or not.

When he came home yesterday, he always felt as if he had forgotten something, but he couldn't remember anything.

It wasn't until the morning when he helped Jiang Guanyu and Yang Wenjing ask for leave that he suddenly remembered that he forgot to tell Jiang Guanyu that the female tyrannosaurus was looking for him.

Then, before he could figure out how to deal with the female tyrannosaurus, she directly blocked him and asked Jiang Guanyu where he went.

What could he say?

I can only say that I don't know.

He really doesn't know.

Jiang Guanyu only said that he would help ask for leave, but he didn't say what he was going to do.

As a result, the female tyrannosaurus exploded on the spot, not listening to his explanation at all, and as soon as she raised her hand, she had two eye hammers.

He felt very aggrieved, but who did he go to reason?

Jingle bells!

The ringtone of his mobile phone suddenly remembered and startled him a lot.

I sat up from the bed and searched for a long time before I found my phone in the bed.

I looked at the caller ID, and it was an unfamiliar number.

This made him a little curious, who is this?

After pressing the answer button, as soon as he said "hey", he heard Jiang Guanyu's voice coming from the microphone: "Fat, help me and Xiaojing take half a day off tomorrow morning." ”

"What? Please take leave, Brother Yu, my own brother, will you spare me? I'm going to die. ”

The hairs on his fat body stood up, and he wailed with a sad face.

"What do you say? Just take a leave of absence, who will beat you? ”

Jiang Guanyu was stunned and said in surprise.

"Who else could it be, of course it's a female tyrannosaurus."

Fat said aggrievedly, but when he said the word female tyrannosaurus, he instinctively lowered his voice, and subconsciously glanced at the door.

Fortunately, the door was closed, and the terrible female tyrannosaurus did not suddenly appear, otherwise, he would have been scared to death.

"Paulie? Why did she hit you? Did you provoke her? ”

When Jiang Guanyu heard that it was Bao Li, he was full of excitement, and immediately extinguished his desire to help the fat come out.

The ultimate boss.

Can't afford to mess with.

At least not yet.

"It's not because I forgot to tell you that the female tyrannosaurus looked for you yesterday and asked for leave for you today......"

With the grievances of the fat fat, Jiang Guanyu knew that Bao Li had looked for him yesterday.

However, he was a little puzzled, and asked suspiciously, "What is she looking for me?" ”

"How do I know, she didn't say anything, anyway, it's like eating gunpowder, it's weird and scary."

The fat and aggrieved are like a little daughter-in-law who has suffered domestic violence, and her voice is full of crying.

"Okay, I know, you continue to help me and Xiaojing ask for leave tomorrow morning, and we will go back to school in the afternoon."

Jiang Guanyu saw that he couldn't say why, so he didn't ask any more, and after dropping a sentence, he hung up the phone directly.

"Hey, Brother Fisherman, Brother Fisherman......"

Listening to the blind voice coming from the microphone, the fat wanted to cry without tears.

He could already foresee the terrible consequences of helping him ask for leave tomorrow and when the female tyrannosaurus came to the door again.

What to do?

I didn't care about continuing to apply eggs, so I got up from the bed and kept circling around the room like ants on a hot pot.

Pregnant.

The fat eyes suddenly lit up, and he thought about it.

"Brother Yu, friends of the dead road are not dead and poor, don't blame me for telling the female tyrannosaurus with your mobile phone number."

After muttering a sentence in his mouth, he took out his mobile phone again, recorded the caller number, opened the door and ran out,

……

Jiang Guanyu didn't know that Fatty, a righteous guy, had betrayed him.

After looking at the telephone that had been installed in the hall, he closed the door and headed to his field.

At the end of April, it is time for corn to be planted.

My mother was not at home, so she must have gone to work in the fields.

As soon as he left the house, he found that many of the seven aunts and eight aunts in the village were gathered under an old locust tree not far away, looking at the direction of his house and whispering.

In fact, he had expected this situation, after all, Huang Kang needed to pull the phone line to install the phone, and it would be strange if no one found out.

"Second aunt, fifth aunt, seventh aunt, Aunt Mei, sister-in-law Lian...... What about the cool? ”

Jiang Guanyu greeted one by one with a smile and walked towards his field.

The group of village women were stunned, looked at each other, and only woke up when Jiang Guanyu walked over.

With a bang, it was like blowing up a nest and began to talk about it.

"Did the fish boy just say hello to us?"

"Like, I heard him call me Aunt Mei."

"This sun is coming out in the west, right? He never takes the initiative to greet us. ”

"Hell in broad daylight, how do I feel cold behind my back."

"Didn't he fall into the river a few days ago? It can't be possessed by a water ghost, right? ”

"Stop talking nonsense, isn't it normal for Yu Lingzi to suddenly become sensible after reading for so many years?"

"What's normal, this kid won't greet anyone since he was a child."

"Okay, okay, let's not say a word, you say, what did the people from the Telecommunications Bureau do when they came to Sister-in-law Lan's house just now? It can't be a phone, right? ”

"How is that possible? How poor is Aunt Lan's family, and there is still money to install a phone? ”

"That being said, but the people from the telecommunications bureau are climbing poles and pulling wires, not installing telephones but pretending?"

"Who knows? Go back and ask Shulan's sister-in-law. ”

……

Since Jiang Guanyu practiced the Breathing Method of All Things, his hearing has increased many times compared to before, even if the distance is dozens of meters, he can hear what these people say clearly, and he can't help but smile helplessly.

The popularity of the former lord is really hard to explain.

But he believes that with the acquisition of dried shiitake mushrooms, these seven aunts and eight aunts will soon change their opinions about him.

Humming a little song, I came to my own field, and saw my mother wearing a straw hat and bending over to sow corn seeds in the field.

At the end of April, the temperature is not very high, especially in the mountain nests, which are much cooler than in the cities.

But my mother was sweating like rain, and most of her gray-black coarse cloth coat was soaked with sweat.

This made his good mood disappear in an instant, his nasal cavity was a little sour, and he rushed over with three steps and two steps, and shouted "Mom" from a long distance.

The black wolf came up from afar, wagging its tail happily and circling around him.

"Fish, why are you back? Isn't there a class in school? ”

Ye Shulan didn't expect her son to come back at this time, stood up and took off the straw hat, wiped the sweat from her forehead, beat her sore waist again, and asked with a puzzled face.

"Mom, you sit down and rest for a while, and I'll do the rest."

Jiang Guanyu did not answer her question, but supported her mother and let her sit under a willow tree by the ridge.

"What are you doing? You've never done farm work before, do you know how to sow corn seeds? ”

Ye Shulan happened to be tired, unscrewed the lid of the canned bottle she brought, drank half a bottle of water, and then wiped the water stains on the corner of her mouth and said with a smile.

"Look down on your son?"

Jiang Guanyu grinned and smiled: "Hehe, isn't it just sowing corn seeds?" Just look at it. ”

"Okay, don't make trouble, take the black wolf to the side to play, mom will plant another half an acre, and we'll go home."

Ye Shulan didn't believe that he would sow corn seeds, so she pushed him angrily, and was about to stand up and continue to be busy, but was stopped by Jiang Guanyu.