The number chapter that Misda does not like: (* ́◐∀◐'*) mentally retarded
Li Kunzhen, as a generation of martial arts masters, suddenly came to the world of cultivating immortals, and suddenly fell from the peak to the bottom, and the martial arts he learned before seemed to have no effect, but this did not prevent him from passing on the ancestry, so Li Kunzhen made an important decision to return to the mortal world first to complete his unfinished business! (In fact, in order to enjoy the reputation of the first martial arts for a while, enjoy a carefree and deceitful world)
Li Kunzhen told Dior his request affectionately, and Dior said that he understood very much, but he didn't expect this guy to follow him, and his expression was still smiling, very bad, but unfortunately he couldn't beat it.
Li Kunzhen said that he couldn't understand this kind of happiness, could he still be so happy when he went home to visit relatives with others? The only answer he can give at the moment is that this old woman wants to spy on herself...
On the road in the past, Dior kept singing, singing all the songs that Li Kunzhen felt very familiar with, but had never heard "White Dragon Horse, Sitasi, married his wife and three apprentices, learned scriptures from the west and went on the road, and it would take tens of thousands of years to go~" (This is what Li Kunzhen heard and understood, it must be that Dior's singing skills are too weak, yes, that's right, that's it!) )
Li Kunzhen, as a well-known hero, has been able to live until now completely by his own low-key (and then the extras helped slap me in the face in the next second) Now that he is no longer pretending, he is going to start loading the cup.
After they arrived at their destination, they saw some passers-by passing by, they actually knew Li Kunzhen's name, and chatted with Li Kunzhen without saying a word, completely ignoring the girl next to him, "Hey, little Lizi, have you eaten?" Would you like to come to my house today? It's your favorite and most hated sweet and sour pork ribs! If you want to get fat, come here."
"You kid doesn't have a partner yet, I recently met a boy with a successful career, with your talent and beauty, you will definitely be able to attract him, come on, boy"
"Well, why is your sword gone? You can lose the sword forged by my Uncle Wang Fuqi, alas, it's definitely not lost, who is so awesome that even my Li Daxia's sword is broken"
“。。。。。。”
Li Kunzhen casually agreed to them, although he always felt that there seemed to be something strange mixed in it, but he didn't think much about it.
Li Kunzhen also filled the cups to the villagers by the way, telling them the good news that he was the first martial artist, but the people around him did not react much, and Li Kunzhen said that he was numb
And casually began to sell other exercises to the people around him, and the people around him expressed disgust and said, "Isn't this still you?" ”
Dior looked shocked, and couldn't help but complain, "Are you just sending exercises like this?" And this group of villagers, are they blind? Can't they see such a good exercise? ”
Then there was no one around to pay attention to her, Dior said: (ಠ.̫.̫ಠ)
Li Kunzhen didn't tell the villagers that he was leaving, and he also had his own helplessness (•̥́ˍ•̀ू) (here is why Li Kunzhen is very helpless: if he leaves, the villagers will definitely not let him go, but the vicious dog behind him, Han Geng, will definitely chase him back, and it will be too contradictory at that time)
Fortunately, Li Kunzhen finally found someone who was willing to accept his exercises, and he sincerely hoped that he could also protect this village, and the other party also readily agreed! As for the root bones? He gave all the herbs that he was reluctant to eat in the past, or did not have the opportunity to eat, to the other party, but then Li Kunzhen's stingy personality was completely exposed in front of Dior's eyes
I saw Li Kunzhen holding the herb tightly with both hands, constantly dodging the hands of the recipient, and in the end, the recipient was "more skilled" (lucky) and snatched Li Kunzhen's things.
And the recipient turned out to be a beggar, and one of the several exercises he was given to his hand was written "Eighteen Palms of Descending Dragon", which looked brilliant under the light of the sun
At this time, Dior suddenly thought of the same question that most readers want to complain about: "You are a person in the rivers and lakes, why do so many people know your name, aren't the heroes in the book all loners?" To hide their whereabouts and prevent them from being killed by a sneak attack? Shouldn't you be a low-key hero? ”
Li Kunzhen glanced at Dior with disdain, and at a glance he knew that she had not experienced any strong winds and waves, and said casually, "If people are simply working hard to achieve their goals, then they will forget what they are doing to achieve their goals?" I have to save those who have saved me, but 'righteousness' is higher than my own life."
Suddenly, Li Kunzhen's face changed, and an "embarrassment" appeared on his face, and he felt bad in his heart, "How did I say what I thought about just now, this is about the life of the master, could it be that the old woman has some witchcraft"
Li Kunzhen thought of this and became more cautious, recalling what Dio had just asked, and seeing that Dio didn't know what he wanted to take from behind, Li Kunzhen took two steps back, thinking, "They actually know that the martial arts people are very reluctant, they may have been suspicious of me from the beginning, and I have been pretending to be stupid, this action of taking a weapon... Is this going to prepare for the fish to die and the net to break? (; ´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)”
However, even if the mantis arm blocks the car, even if there is a glimmer of hope, he will do his best to achieve it, but this time is different, Li Kunzhen did not change any movements, just looked at the villagers with an affectionate face, but when the villagers saw this expression, they suddenly wanted to turn their faces away and pretend to retch
Looking at Dior's action of rummaging through weapons, Li Kunzhen couldn't help but recall the past, from a toddler in his childhood, to later lifting for the help of the surrounding villagers... Wait, I seem to have overlooked something, I seem to see a world made of steel again, and now I know that it doesn't matter.
Li Kunzhen's memories were shattered by Dior's voice: "What are you thinking about, kid? I'm just putting my own insignificant cultivation props here, you won't be sour, will you? Wouldn't it, wouldn't it? ”
Then a device that resembles a golden lotus slowly rises into the sky, and finally gradually hides (please refer to Stephen Chow's "Kung Fu" in which Ah Xing finally released the golden lotus)
Li Kunzhen's expression was very surprised, and finally showed a smile, showing that he was exceptionally handsome (Li Kunzhen's own brain made up the picture) Didn't he really think too much? He took two steps closer to Dior and thanked Dior slightly, "Well, thank you, that"
Dio grinned, smiling extremely evilly, not knowing what she wanted to do, she said in Li Kunzhen's ear slightly, "If you really want to thank me, then you... Sing "Listen to Me Say Thank You"
Li Kunzhen said that this is not bullying honest people? 눈_눈,Although I haven't heard it myself,But I don't know why I can sing "Listen to me say thank you.,Thank you for having you.。。。 ”
At this time, Dio expressed a shocked face, standing in place, and couldn't help but cry (⁍̥̥̥̥᷄д⁍̥̥̥᷅ू) sad ๐·°(৹˃̵_˂̵৹)°·๐
Li Kunzhen thought that she was moved by her "shocking" singing skills, so she cried casually? I said in my heart: (* ́◐∀◐'*) mentally retarded