Chapter 8: The Bulldozed Cave of Dior
The next day, Li Kunzhen came to Dior's house under the guidance of the Monkey King, and the two carefully checked whether Dior was online
"There are no footprints in the dirt, OK"
"The message on the wall, OK"
"There's no stupid smell around here, OK"
“。。。。”
The two looked at each other and began their path to death.
Hundreds of monkeys actually formed a magic circle to stand in the air, and a few divine thunders were drawn out from the magic circle, and slashed towards the house, the purple thunder appeared, and everything it touched turned into ashes, and the prince still did not escape his original fate, and a few large mouths looked very abrupt in the walls of the magnificent cave.
Li Kunzhen and the Monkey King stood there, holding each other's arms, carefully admiring their results, and then they didn't notice that the monkeys had all run away.
Suddenly, the two fingers behind him pointed at Li Kunzhen and the Monkey King respectively, and Li Kunzhen said impatiently, "What are you doing?" Let's go! ”
The Monkey King turned around impatiently and shouted his classic slogan "You dog!" Then he froze where he was.
Li Kunzhen was stunned when he saw the Monkey King, he suddenly remembered that he seemed to have forgotten a person who had been staying on the mountain, his expression at this time was very solemn, like a "embarrassed" word, and finally he had to accept his fate, and turned his head back one by one.
Li Kunzhen couldn't help but feel a chill down his spine when he saw the master's serious eyes, and before the master could speak, he hurriedly admitted his mistake, "Master, it's all my fault, I accidentally disturbed your Qing Xiu, I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
When the Monkey King saw Li Kunzhen speak, he also hurriedly waved his hand, and said to Han Geng with a serious face, "You dog, you dog", the Monkey King was shocked! He seemed to have forgotten that he was only going to say this one.
The corners of Han Geng's mouth twitched slightly, and he said with a clear look, "Don't take it as an example, your kid realm has reached the middle stage of qi refining, and you won't report it to me, and you will have to call me to participate in this kind of thing in the future!" Do you see what you're doing wrong? ”
Li Kunzhen felt as if he had misheard, and replied word by word, "Uh, I didn't call the master to blow up Dior's house?" ”
Han Geng nodded slightly
Li Kunzhen and the Monkey King both breathed a sigh of relief, and the Monkey King's heart felt unexpectedly relaxed
But then Han Geng said word by word again: "Sun Monkey, you kid is tired and crooked, right?" Look at what the environmental damage has become! Come and clean me for a few months."
The Monkey King is very confused, why is the environment here not good to clean your house? The next moment he understood that this old monster must have hated what he said. Why are human beings so playful now? Sick of it!
Next, Li Kunzhen trembled and said to Han Geng, "Master, can you not tell Senior Sister about this... ”
Then Li Kunzhen saw a magical scene - Han Geng leveled the Dior Cave Mansion with a sword, and when he heard Li Kunzhen speak, he plucked out his ears and asked, "What did you just say?" ”
Li Kunzhen was speechless, we just want to smash a hole in his cave, you just push it flat, anyway, now you are an accomplice, and it is impossible for the master to make a small report, Li Kunzhen only said lightly, "It's nothing!"
Han Geng also looted some of Dior's supplies, but there would always be some left as a foundation
The Monkey King and Li Kunzhen fell into the abyss of self-doubt again, did they steal all the things of their apprentices? Sun Monkey King was very glad that he didn't let Han Geng know about his wine industry at this time
Li Kunzhen suddenly remembered that the master didn't seem to have given him supplies, and hurriedly shouted to the master, "Master, my things... ”
When Han Geng heard the first half of Li Kunzhen's words, he hurriedly pretended not to hear it, and the flying sword on the shelf turned into a rainbow light and disappeared into the sky.
Suddenly, he made a sharp turn and flew back, startling Li Kunzhen, could it be that he forgot to punish himself! But he didn't think that Li Kunzhen said to the Sun Monkey King with a serious face, "Sun Monkey, give you another 30 minutes, hurry up to my cave, otherwise you will bear the consequences", and then turned into rainbow light again and disappeared into the sky
The Monkey King said goodbye to Li Kunzhen with an embarrassed face, as if he was about to be executed, handed Li Kunzhen a map, and said goodbye to Li Kunzheng with a heavy slogan, "I know you are a road idiot, you take me as a navigator, from now on he can help you guide the way, and when I am not there, you must help my monkey monkey grandson" and went on the road in a hurry.
Li Kunzhen's eyes were foggy, and he felt very moved when he listened to the words of the Monkey King, he liked to interact with this group of rectums the most, although he was not... And his group of monkeys who are even higher than me still need me to take care of? Li Kunzhen was no longer able to complain.
Li Kunzhen trembled under the lonely wind, relying on the navigation given by the monkey king, and returned to the vicinity of the pool of water, but this time it was noisy, Li Kunzhen covered his ears and told the monkey group where their king was.
Li Kunzhen really couldn't bear the noise of these monkey relatives, and left this noisy place, obviously when their king was there before, they could still cultivate together in peace
Li Kunzhen followed the navigation and returned to the cave to continue his cultivation, looking at the booklet given by Dior
Um., with his own talent, it only takes one year to cultivate to the later stage, and another year to consolidate the realm to achieve the consummation of qi refining.
Suddenly, Li Kunzhen lost his desire to cultivate, opened his own exercise, looked at the martial arts behind it, and began to wonder if it was his future cultivation of immortals, until he saw a sentence of chicken soup on the first page of the exercise-the heavenly dome that was cut open by a sword was also a body covered with scars
This looks like the type of encouragement written by a young man.
But it was clear that a mature adult like him, who was used to reading chicken soup, was inexplicably excited this time, shouted to the sky, and continued to start a boring life of cultivating immortals
A month later.
"Where's the Lord's Cave Mansion! Which sand sculpture damaged the big house of the master, the elixir of the goose? Who is so vicious"
A scream resounded throughout the sky, waking up Li Kunzhen, who was in a daze and cultivating immortals, and saw Dio himself from the big hole destroyed by Dior, only to see Dior's wolf-like eyes staring at him fiercely. (The protagonist and his sister are neighbors, as mentioned earlier)
Li Kunzhen was scared out of a cold sweat, and before Dior could speak, he quickly stammered, "Senior sister, I don't know anything, I heard a loud bang on the day your house didn't have it, and then I didn't see anything, you should know my strength, your house is so strong, how can I break it... ”
Li Kunzheng soon found out that he had missed his words, but the smart Dior nodded, thought for a while with a serious face, and then said excitedly, "I understand, this time it must be the old guy of the master again, how many times has he stolen my pills?"
Immediately afterwards, this big clever summoned her big bricks, and with a bang, a gust of air flowed up, leaving Li Kunzhen alone in the wind.
Li Kunzhen looked at the hole in his cave mansion and the hole became a little bigger again, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching.
Li Kunzhen began to think about Dior's smart performance just now, but from the beginning, he saw that Dior's guy was obviously an old coward, but now she must be a big smart person, which made Li Kunzhen even more confused, is this the world of cultivating immortals? It's much more insidious than martial arts.