Chapter 418 I want to let the dog bite people
The ground was surrounded by a few pieces of gravel, and withered branches burned inside, and from the red charcoal fire, the aroma of roasted sweet potatoes came from the fire. Lao Huang turned the charcoal fire with a thick wooden branch, and the fragrance suddenly became a little stronger.
"Young master, this sweet potato will be eaten soon!" Lao Huang smiled.
"Laugh at your uncle's smile, this is what I exchanged for a gold leaf, young master!" Xu Fengnian sat on the side, very distressed. A gold leaf, if this is replaced with wine and meat, how much will it have to be exchanged! At this time, when he remembered that there was a gold leaf left in his hand, his Royal Highness's heart was cold.
"Young master, I think it's enough to be a human being, we didn't get beaten today, we didn't have to be chased like ducks, and we can still eat a bite of roasted sweet potato, how good!" Lao Huang turned the charcoal fire, and a piece of haze flowed from his mouth.
Xu Fengnian no longer paid attention to the old servant, anyway, there was food and drink, and the old yellow man was happy.
Looking at the purple-robed man in front of him who was not in a hurry or slow, calmly roasting sweet potatoes, Xu Fengnian secretly said that this person was also a young man who came out of the big family to travel. When he first came out to travel, he roasted sweet potatoes in this way, and then he was really hungry and couldn't stand it, which matter whether the movements were elegant or not, he directly took the sweet potatoes and threw them in the fire, as long as the sweet potatoes could be cooked.
If you have time to roast sweet potatoes, it is better to lie on the ground and sleep more, and on the second day, you will have the strength to go to the village to steal chickens, and it is best to touch an egg by the way.
It is rare to meet a living person, not a living person who is not to chase him or beat him or kill him, Xu Fengnian couldn't help but say: "Your martial arts must be very powerful, right?" ”
Jing Zhou turned around the sweet potato picked up with a branch above the coal, shook his head and smiled: "It's not amazing." ”
"And how did your clothes look spotless?" Xu Fengnian obviously didn't believe it. In the Beiliang Palace, there is a Tingchao Pavilion, there are many old monsters living in the pavilion, one of them surnamed Wei loves to wear white shirts, how high his martial arts are Xu Fengnian does not know, but he is always spotless in white clothes.
Jing Zhou said: "My clothes are the best embroidery workshop in the world, woven with silk of thousand-year-old snow silkworms, which can avoid dust." ”
The best embroidery workshop in the world? Why doesn't His Royal Highness know? Besides, even if there is, it should be really the Beiliang Palace!
Xu Fengnian's eyes lowered, and he pointed to Jingzhou's boots again, "Your shoes can't also be made of silk from thousand-year-old snow silkworms." ”
Jing Zhou smiled and nodded, "No." ”
"Then you still say that martial arts are not powerful? I've seen a lot of masters in this world, you can't fool me! Xu Fengnian's words were extremely determined.
Jing Zhou said: "I said that my martial arts are not high, but I didn't say that my light skills are poor, this person is floating in the rivers and lakes, it is inevitable that he will be stabbed, and his kung fu is not enough, so he naturally has to make up for it with light skills." ”
Lao Huang's eyes lit up, and he nodded hurriedly, "Young master, what he said is right, you don't suffer a loss in learning martial arts, and you can't be fooled when you learn martial arts." If you learn martial arts and steal again, people won't be able to catch up with you. ”
"I Have a Catalogue of Ghosts and Gods"
Saying that, Lao Huang rummaged in the fire, and was not afraid of being hot, so he took out a hot sweet potato from it, peeled the skin, and hurriedly took a big bite.
"Lao Huang, your uncle, you eat alone again! This is what I exchanged for a gold leaf, young master, and you won't call me when you eat it! Xu Fengnian scolded and shouted, picked up a dry branch and picked out a sweet potato from the coals, inserted his hands in the soil first, then peeled the skin, and bit it hard, as if what he was holding in his hand was not a sweet potato, but a roast pork leg.
"Delicious, delicious!" Lao Huang ate a sweet potato in a blink of an eye, took out another one from the coals, and ate it in a big gulp.
After eating two bites of sweet potatoes, Xu Fengnian asked again, "Where are you going?" ”
"Lingzhou." Jing Zhou said a word.
"Lingzhou? Shall we not be on our way? Xu Fengnian shouted, and ate sweet potatoes without hesitation, staring directly at Jingzhou. In this way, wouldn't you be able to borrow money all the way?
At the moment, Xu Fengnian didn't feel that it was a loss to exchange gold leaves for a few sweet potatoes.
"What do you see me doing? Although I am lustful, I don't like Longyang. Jing Zhou was stared at by Xu Fengnian's eyes and felt numb.
"Lustful, fellow travelers!" Xu Fengnian withdrew his eyes and exclaimed loudly. Since he was six years old, His Royal Highness the Prince has known how to flirt with his little daughter-in-law, who has not touched his little hands in this Lingzhou City?
"When we return to Lingzhou, I invite you to go to the largest Zijin Building in the city for two days!" Xu Fengnian patted his chest and added.
"Two days? How is two days enough? Who do you underestimate! If this is spread out, how will this son be a man in the future? Jing Zhou rolled his eyes.
Xu Fengnian was stunned for a moment, and after a while, his stomach screamed again, and he reacted. Lao Huang shook his head on the side and echoed: "Young Master, if you push forward for a few more decades, two days will not be enough for me!" Even now, it will take three to five days to do anything. ”
Feeling Lao Huang's slightly contemptuous eyes, Xu Feng took a long breath and said not to be outdone: "This son of the world was six years old, he entered the widow's room at the age of eight, and he walked around the land of the Northern Cool Wind and Moon at the age of ten. ”
He Xu Fengnian is the world's first prodigal son and the first romantic person, how can he weaken his reputation!
Jing Zhou said: "I have opened the land of wind and moon all over China. ”
Xu Fengnian choked hard, raised his head to look at Jing Zhou, and saw that he was still that calm and determined, Xu Fengnian took a bite of the sweet potato, and said: "I have an eagle falcon, which is the highest grade 'six-year phoenix' in Qingbailuan, and it is a spiritual thing. ”
This sentence Xu Fengnian said sonorously and powerfully! He is a green and white luan, but he can't be found. In the past, in Xichu, hunters got one, and they could be spared a hundred sins.
A light smile flashed across Jing Zhou's lips: "I once raised a white phoenix, which can carry people up to nine days." ”
Xu Fengnian secretly admired, this person's ability to talk nonsense with his eyes open is even more powerful than His Royal Highness! It's also a white phoenix, why don't you go to the sky directly!
But no matter what, his reputation as the number one gentleman in the world can't be weak, Xu Fengnian said: "I once wiped my ass with a bunch of cheats that are not comparable to the cheats of the Wudang Town Sect "Shangqing Ziyang Jue". These cheats, just throw one copy on the rivers and lakes can cause a bloody storm. Afraid that the person in front of him would not believe it, Xu Fengnian took out a booklet from his arms, and saw four big characters written on it, "Swallowing Gold Treasure".
Jing Zhou casually glanced at the "Golden Treasure Swallowing Treasure" in Xu Fengnian's hand, and then cared about the sweet potato in his hand again.
Xu Fengnian secretly scolded this person for being stupid and ignorant of treasures. If it is replaced by his father, Xu Xiao, the king of Beiliang, this "Swallowing Gold Treasure Basket", you can become a master in the world if you practice it casually. This person who practices martial arts, as long as he sees it, who doesn't care? Otherwise, how could Beiliang Wangfu attract so many masters in the world?
Jing Zhou turned the sweet potato above the coals, and still said: "I once stood in the clouds and traveled all over China in one day. ”
Compared with this "Swallowing Gold Treasure Basket", the broken wooden box behind Lao Huang is more interesting to Jing Zhou.
In my memory, the inconspicuous broken box that no one wanted on the side of the road contained five of the world's top ten famous swords. There should have been six swords in the box, and one was left because Lao Huang had challenged Wang Xianzhi in his early years, leaving one of them, Huang Lu, and inserting it on the wall of Emperor Wu City.
Wang Xianzhi is the first person in the world, at the age of forty, he can challenge the sword god Li Chungang, who opened the river with a sword and opened the river for two hundred zhang, and later broke the sword in the hands of Li Chungang in a war, and sat in the second position in the world, becoming an insurmountable mountain in the rivers and lakes.
And this old servant, a sword to open the dust and walk away the dragon and snake, a lifetime of nine swords, a sword and a pound of wine. The sword is nine or six thousand miles, and the sword intent is so powerful that Wang Xianzhi is forced to fight. Although he was defeated in the hands of Wang Xianzhi, he was also a half-human and half-immortal figure.
After a long time, Xu Fengnian closed his mouth, the person in front of him was definitely much more powerful than His Royal Highness.
"Lao Huang, do you believe his words?" Xu Fengnian asked, and immediately regretted it after asking, doesn't this make him seem stupid? How can there be such a person in the world!
It's not that there are no masters in the Beiliang Palace, at most they just step on the waves and roll up the water with their sleeves. This is already the master of the world, a figure standing at the top of the world.
But the white-haired old man at the bottom of the lake is very powerful, he has been in the water for more than ten years, and he can survive, and I don't know what level the old ghost's internal strength is.
Lao Huang just smirked, grinning, and leaking.
"What shall I call you?" Xu Fengnian didn't plan to fight with the person in front of him anymore, but changed the topic. After all, this person is purely talking nonsense with his eyes open, and although His Royal Highness is unscrupulous, he thinks that his face is not as thick as the person in front of him.
Jing Zhou thought about it, showed emotion, and said softly: "I have had many names, Jing Zhou, the son of evil spirit, in the wind and rain at night, Ao Qing", after a pause, Jing Zhou said again: "There are also mountain ghosts ......"
"Ward off evil spirits, and ward off evil spirits. Evil boy, your name is not afraid of being beaten to death! Xu Fengnian said in a low voice, and asked tentatively: "Then I call you a mountain ghost?" ”
"If you don't speak, I'll take you as a promise!"
Jing Zhou shook his head, "If you had called this name before, I might have flattened you." ”
Lao Huang suddenly opened his eyes and glanced at the purple shadow on the side, this glance was meaningful.
Xu Fengnian didn't seem to hear Jing Zhou's words, and said to himself: "Mountain ghosts, mountain ghosts, hahaha, good name!" Your name is absolutely unique, the only one in the world! ”
After muttering two sentences in his mouth, Xu Fengnian slapped his thigh and was greatly admired. With a population of hundreds of millions in the land of China, it is not easy to have a unique name.
This has to be idle and painful to give yourself a name as a ghost?
Jing Zhou smiled slightly, did not refute, let Xu Fengnian call, and roasted the sweet potato in his hand without hurry. Sweet potatoes are the most fragrant when roasted, and the taste is no worse than that of any skilled chef. While roasting sweet potatoes, he also glanced at Lao Huang, not knowing that this old servant had realized Jian Jiu at this time.
Lao Huang lay on the side, patted his bulging belly, let out a few farts in a row, and moaned comfortably.
Xu Fengnian has long been accustomed to this old servant farting when he is full, at first he still pinched his nose, and then he felt that this old servant's habits are very good, after all, it is really comfortable to fart after eating, one by one, who tries who knows.
It is said that stinky farts don't make sound, and loud farts don't stink, but Lao Huang's farts are stinky and loud. Even if he gets used to it, he will still hold his breath for a moment after hearing the sound of a fart. Xu Fengnian looked at Jing Zhou again, only to see that he was still staring at the sweet potato, and his face did not change at all, as if he didn't smell the stinky fart.
After eating a sweet potato, Xu Fengnian's stomach was not so hungry, he seemed to feel bored, he glanced at Jingzhou's chest, rubbed his hands and said, "Mountain ghost, can you take out the fan in your arms again and show me?" I just glanced at it before, but I haven't seen it yet! ”
If it was an ordinary fan, it would naturally not enter Xu Fengnian's eyes, but the fan in Jing Zhou's arms was not ordinary, and the inscriptions on the fan seemed to be forbidden words. Xu Fengnian just glanced at it from a distance before, but he didn't see it clearly, and vaguely saw a few words.
At this time, when you are not hungry, your mind will naturally be active. Although His Royal Highness the Prince of the World doesn't like the literati, he is more positive than anyone else about this matter related to Fengyue. When I was in the palace, I often looked at the "Sunu Heart Sutra" when I had nothing to do.
Jing Zhou took out a folding fan with white jade as a bone from his arms, waved his hand, and said with a smile: "You can only see, you can't touch, this fan, heaven and earth, is unique!" ”
Lao Huang's closed eyes revealed a slit, glanced at the white jade fan, and closed it again.
"Stingy!" Xu Fengnian took two steps forward, finished reading the words on the fan, sighed, and wanted to sing a sentence, but felt that the words were stuck in his mouth, and he couldn't say anything, and finally grabbed a messy hair, and held back a sentence: The sound of the jade flute is old, and it blows a red plum on the papa.
Jing Zhou nodded and praised: "Not bad, yes, although the bullshit doesn't make sense." ”
Lao Huang closed his eyes and said with emotion: "It's a pity that in my life, I was too stupid, too poor and too timid, and I couldn't blow a red plum." ”
"Lao Huang, just your body, forget it, don't think about these romantic things, otherwise you can live for two more years", Xu Fengnian said quite sincerely. Even so, Xu Fengnian felt that Lao Huang was weak, and he might burp one day, and he planned to take a few more old ginseng to make up for this old servant after returning to the palace.
Xu Fengnian looked at the other side of the fan again: "Empty? ”
"Didn't you already see it?" Jing Zhou shook the fan and received it in his arms again.
"Mountain ghost, why don't you write an inscription?"
"You'll find out later."
"Do you want this son to help you?"
"You? Forget it, the words of the inscription are not bullshit, and it insults the face of people in my generation, if this is inscribed by you, I am embarrassed to take out this fan to meet people. ”
"Are you underestimating me? There are more than 20 maids in my Wutong courtyard, all of whom are sinking fish and geese. ”
"I have opened the land of wind and moon all over Shenzhou."
"I kicked through the widow's door."
"I have opened the land of wind and moon all over Shenzhou."
"I'm proficient in eighteen martial arts."
"I have opened the land of wind and moon all over Shenzhou."
Xu Feng scolded his mother angrily.
"Do you still want to borrow money?" Jing Zhou said casually.
"I'm ......", choked for a moment, Xu Fengnian shouted: "I'm going to!" ”
took out the book "Swallowing Gold Treasure Basket" from his arms, and Xu Fengnian tore off a few pages fiercely. This was a treasure book in the Tingchao Garden, and after a while, half of it was torn off and thrown on the ground, covered with yellow odor.
If he had been three years ago, he would have told the wicked servants to let the dogs bite them.
And now, Xu Fengnian just wants to say: "Firewood, rice, oil and salt are expensive!" ”