Chapter 435: Blue Bird Stewed King Ba, Taoist priest is afraid of being slapped in the face
Jingzhou rode the tiger on the river for most of the day, and it was not until the moonlit night that a man and a beast quietly returned to the boat.
The night was dark, and it was dark on both sides of the river, except for a few sparks in the large and small fishing boats on the river.
The boatman, who was originally the vigil and helmsman, yawned, and when he heard the sound, he stepped forward from behind to check, and with an "oops", he suddenly fell asleep. The hideous-looking behemoth in front of him, covered in scale armor, huge eyes and mouth, and two sharp fangs, was formidable. Isn't it the monster that a group of people said during the day, and what is the monster that escaped from the Netherworld?
At this time, he carried the lamp, and he could just see the sharp teeth of this monster, which were much bigger than the teeth of a large worm, and the roots were thicker than a candle, and he didn't even doubt that if he bit this monster, his body would be cut in half.
Tiger Kui shook his body, opened his mouth to reveal his barbed tongue, and roared at the boatman, almost scaring the boatman's soul away, and if it weren't for the fact that there was still a man standing next to Tiger Kui, he would have almost fled for his life.
In line with the principle of making the best use of things, Jing Zhou patted the tiger and ordered: "Go to the river to catch a few fish, and grill them for a while." ”
Tiger Kui glared at the boatman, snorted, jumped back into the river with a "poof", and smashed a splash that happened to splash the boatman's body.
Although half of his body was soaked, the boatman didn't feel the cold, but he felt that the invisible aura of persecution around him dissipated, and his thumping heart fell from his throat again.
Seeing that the boatman was frightened, Jing Zhou was relieved: "You don't need to be afraid, it's just a joke with you." ”
Joke?
The boatman doesn't believe it!
That fierce aura can definitely eat people!
Fortunately, the monster was able to leave obediently, and it was not in vain that he recited Amitabha several times.
"Childe, I, I'll go get the stove in the back." The boatman said weakly, and he was both respectful and afraid of the weak scholar in front of him who seemed to be unable to carry his hands and could not carry his hands, and if he could stay away, he would stay away. can drive such a monster, who knows if this person has anything to do with that Yama lord?
Jing Zhou nodded and said with a smile: "It's okay, I poured water on you in the middle of the night, and brought a stove over to bake the fire." ”
When the boatman returned, he saw the tiger lying at the young man's feet, with two fat carps lying beside him.
He hadn't been there for half a cup of tea this time, so didn't that mean that the monster had just come up in the water?
"Don't be afraid, it doesn't bite." Jing Zhou waved his hand at the boatman, but to no avail, the boatman put the stove far away, and returned to the back of the boat.
Jing Zhou shook his head and chuckled, and no longer persuaded the boatman, but just sent him a pot of apricot blossom wine to warm him up, and then roasted the fat fish in the river by himself.
In the early morning, the big boat enters the lake from the river.
The 800-mile Chunshen Lake is vast, and the water of the six rivers is not only a place for literati and ink writers to leave poems and chant right, but also a place for soldiers to fight.
When the blue bird came out of the cabin with a piece of clothing, he saw his son-in-law standing beside a pile of wine jars, drawing with a pen.
If Childe didn't sleep before, she would inevitably sit beside Childe with a single look, but later her habit was forcibly changed by Jingzhou.
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According to Childe, he doesn't sleep for a long time, does she want him to stay day and night?
Later, after having Hukui, even the work of driving the car was saved.
It wasn't until he got on the boat that the blue bird mustered up the courage to ask: "The blue bird is a maid, what's the use of not keeping vigil and catching the car for the son?" ”
"Pour the wine", Childe replied to her with a smile.
Halfway through the painting, Jing Zhou paused his pen and sighed slightly. Further up, it is the heavy city of Western Chu "Xiangfan". These 800 miles of Chunshen Lake are like the steaming Dongting Lake, under the calm water, I don't know how many white bones are buried. Xu Xiaobing besieged Xiangfan for three years before he could break the city, and on the day of the city, Chu Min died nine times out of ten. It is not an exaggeration to say that Xiangfan is a ghost town.
There is no man in the whole country, only a beautiful woman stands on the wall. Rather sing and die in the rain than send people to live under the fence, although it is a dead country, it can also sing and cry, which is convincing.
The blue bird stood silently behind Jing Zhou, looking at the water area of the pen on the rice paper, and only after a painting was finished, she handed over the wine that had been held in her arms and was as warm as her body temperature, and asked softly: "What does Childe eat for breakfast?" ”
Jing Zhou took the wine with a virgin fragrance, and said softly: "There is not a stove on the side, why bother holding it in your arms?" ”
The blue bird bowed his head and said, "I'm afraid of making a noise and disturbing Childe." ”
"Silly girl, you can't bother me, you don't need to use this stupid method next time." After speaking, Jing Zhou kicked the lying tiger and ordered, "Go catch a few more fish." ”
Blue Bird's cooking skills are obviously learned from the chef, whether it is roasted fish belly or soup boiled with fish head, at least it is much better than Cuihua, who can only pickle sauerkraut.
After Hu Kui ate two plates of fish bones, he jumped into the water and caught a few fish without Jing Zhou's command, probably addicted to eating.
It's just that although this dish is well cooked, what does a pot of turtles mean?
A whole cauldron full of milky white broth.
The blue bird's sentence "Childe drinks soup" made Jing Zhou cry and laugh.
This is the old Wang Ba, who is bigger than the plate, and the whole pot of soup is a little scary.
"Childe, don't you like to drink soft-shelled turtle soup?" The blue bird was quite confused, in the past, when she was in Wutong Garden, it was not uncommon to see His Royal Highness the Prince eating turtles. According to His Royal Highness the Prince of the World, this turtle is a good thing, a big supplement, especially the old turtle of the last year, eating it can make people energetic.
In the end, it was Jing Zhou Xiaozhi who used emotion and reason, and painted the efficacy of this Wang Ba soup and told it eloquently, so that the blue bird, who had always shown a cold face, suddenly turned red and fluttered.
This old Wang Ba soup is not only energetic, it is simply soaring into the sky, and it is inexhaustible in one pot!
A pot of Wang Ba soup Jing Zhou just drank a small bowl and tasted it, and the white fox face and the blue bird each drank a bowl.
The rest of the soup was shared, and the blue bird gave the rest of the soup to the boatmen, and made the boatmen drink and praise them again and again, and their faces were full of red light, and the turtle bones were fed to the tiger as usual.
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Wudang Mountain
Little Lotus Peak
Xu Fengnian used a set of Wang Ba punches as usual to beat the terrifying man of that generation, but he had nothing to do all day long, and only could herd cattle, and by the way, he poured urine next to the turtle tablet, and just wanted to throw down two forbidden books that he had discussed with the mountain ghost carefully to open the eyes of the little Taoist, when he heard a crisp chirp, and a little black shadow came from afar and fell on his shoulder.
This is another eagle falcon, although it is not as good as the six years of the phoenix spirit, but it is also worth more than a thousand gold, His Royal Highness the prince did not take this matter to make a fuss in front of Jing Zhou, as long as Jing Zhou nodded and said "Good eagle falcon", this eagle falcon that can be exchanged for more than a dozen houses, he Xu Fengnian did not even frown half a little, and sent it out.
It's a pity that His Royal Highness the Prince has always used money to smash people, and when it comes to the bastard thing of the mountain ghost, it doesn't work, but in exchange for a sentence of "three-legged chicken", Xu Fengnian went back to ponder for a long time before he figured out that it turned out to be on the stage.
Chu Madnu put his double knives on his shoulders and shouted, "What's wrong with the doll, it won't be that you want Lao Tzu to accompany you back again, right?" This front foot just came to Wudang Mountain, and he didn't even breathe, to tell you the truth, even if your kid asked someone to send ten roast suckling pigs this time, grandpa didn't go down the mountain with you. ”
The straight thief and donkey king bastard, the more I get in touch with him, the more I feel that this kid surnamed Xu has a black heart. On the way to Wudang Mountain, he pondered all the way before he understood a reason, this kid is a person who will definitely ask for the spring to repay him!
Xu Fengnian, who was still domineering in front of Hong Xixiang just now, lifted his sleeve to wipe off the spit that was sprayed on his face, and said with a wicked smile: "How come, the scenery of this Wudang Mountain is elegant, since we are here, how can we stay for a while." You see that the bamboo tube on the falcon's leg is painted purple, which means that it is related to the mountain ghost, and I don't know which person he has been in the rivers and lakes for many years with another sword. ”
Like to ride a bull upside down, vowing not to become the first in the world not to go down to Wudang Mountain, Hong Xixiang lightly "Huh", the extraordinary bull coaxing, even His Royal Highness the Prince of the World did not give half a good face to look at the white-haired old man, his face was cloudy, and then sighed majestically.
Hong Xixiang secretly admired His Royal Highness the Prince of the World, and with one sentence, the extremely rampant old man suffered internal injuries, and he was worthy of being able to write a person who made people think about tea and food, and wanted to read it again after reading it, and was regarded as a divine book by him.
The little Taoist priest withdrew his gaze from Lao Kui, and looked at Xu Fengnian's slightly bulging shirt, where the divine book was hidden according to custom. In the past, although His Royal Highness the Prince of the World gave him a lot of divine books, they were confiscated privately by several senior brothers, so that he only dared to post the "forbidden books" in the mouth of the senior brothers later.
"Bull rider, if you look at me like this again, this son will still beat you!" Xu Fengnian raised his hand and gestured, so frightened that Hong Xixiang, who was as timid as a mouse, shook his head.
Seeing Hong Xixiang's appearance, Xu Fengnian mocked: "Mountain ghost, this bastard thing, what else do you say that you are a rare master in the world, this son asks you, I call you a master, do you dare to agree?" ”
Hong Xixiang asked weakly, "Do you agree to slap your face?" ”
Xu Fengnian glared at this Wudang master and ancestor.
Hong Xixiang hurriedly said: "Don't dare." ”
"With your guts, it's smaller than ginger mud!" Although Xu Fengnian hated iron and steel, and disliked this bull-riding Taoist priest who didn't dare to go down the mountain to see his eldest sister all year round, he still admired the knowledge of bull riding a little bit, and asked: "Bull nose, what is this tiger kui?" ”
Hong Xixiang was puzzled: "Why did the prince ask this? ”
Xu Fengnian unfurled the letter in his hand and said, "The mountain ghost grabbed a tiger and used it as a foot force. ”
"Grab the tiger and make it a leg strength?" Hong Xixiang was stunned.
Chu Madnu stared at the letter and read it back and forth a few times, but he didn't see one, two, three, four, five, he recognized every word on it, but it didn't make sense when it was connected, so he couldn't help but turn his head to look at Hong Xixiang, and shouted with a grin: "Little Taoist, tell me, what is that bullshit tiger kui?" Although Lao Tzu can't beat the boy in purple, he doesn't necessarily lose by grabbing a foot, he catches a tiger Kui, and Lao Tzu goes to catch a bear Kui! ”
The ears that were shaken by the broken gong throat buzzed, and the little Taoist priest with the highest rank on Wudang Mountain replied: "According to records, Hukui is an ancient fierce beast, invulnerable, not afraid of water and fire, but it is the most rare, and it is difficult to find ten thousand taels of gold. ”
Xu Fengnian glared and said, "It's more rare than the six-year phoenix of this world?" ”
The little Taoist priest nodded quite apprehensively, for fear that the prince would use Wang Ba's punch to beat him again, looking in the mirror on weekdays, he felt that his face was handsome, and hurriedly added: "Hu Kui is a beast of heaven and earth, and it is not an exaggeration to say that it is a divine beast, but it can live for five hundred years, and its strength is probably comparable to that of this master next to the prince." ”
Chu Madman shouted, "Little Daoist, what are you talking about? Can that beast compare to grandpa's twin knives? ”
The little Taoist priest swallowed his saliva, and then let out a "hmm".
Xu Fengnian asked, "Niubi, you didn't lie?" ”
The little Taoist priest shouted "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable", and pointed at the heavens with great righteousness: "Trick people into hitting birds for the son of the world!" ”
The old man with two knives was dumbfounded.
Xu Fengnian scolded and said, "When did a product become so worthless?" Damn, you said that this tiger Kui is also a strange beast, and he was knocked unconscious by the mountain ghost on the ground, and he still has a face called a strange beast? ”
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There is a mountain standing on the Spring God Lake, which is called Mu Mountain.
A few years ago, this hill was not very famous, until there was a king known as the god of wealth in Qingzhou, and the family moved here, so that this mountain gradually became known. Later, the fame of this mountain grew, so that the ships coming and going from the south to the north all docked at the mountain, and when they rested, they bought some wine and food on the mountain.
A few miles away, you can see a huge Guanyin holding a jade bottle on the top of the basking mountain, which is said to have been built by the god of wealth in Qingzhou for decades. The Bodhisattva stepped on the yellow dragon, pinched the treasure seal in his hand, made an angry King Kong shape, and looked down on the Spring God Lake, which is a wonder.
The white fox walked out of the cabin without knowing when, stood beside Jing Zhou, looked at the Bodhisattva holding the fearless seal in the distance, and wondered: "This handprint actually hides a mighty sword intent. ”
The blue bird whispered, "This bodhisattva is very much like a princess. ”
Jing Zhou said with a smile: "Be confident, remove the word 'like', Wang Linquan, the old man's handwriting is not small, this Bodhisattva is carved according to Wu Sulai." Wu Sunai is the sword crown of the Wu family's sword mound in the previous generation, and his strength goes straight to the sky, and it is not unusual to have such a sword intent. Compared with the Guanyin statue, I am more interested in the God of Wealth in Qingzhou. It is said that this Wang Linquan is called the king of 10 million, and at this time, it seems that this old man's family is more than 10 million. Besieging mountains and building a city, this is not something that a merchant can do. ”
"It's a pity, this Wang Linquan's daughter is too young, otherwise it would be a good thing to be a son-in-law, it is said that his little daughter is only eight years old, full of aura, and is a person who can marry as a daughter-in-law."
He vaguely remembered that this Wang Chudong was Xu Fengnian's first woman, although he didn't recognize the name of the talented woman, after all, whether it was the poem "Spring God Tea" that called Spring God Tea to become the royal family's tea, or the popular "East Chamber's First Snow" that ended in the harem, it was really difficult to get into the eyes, and it was not as good as the "old dog, old dog, there is no one in the world" that Jian Jiuhuang often chanted in his mouth, which made people feel comfortable.
Therefore, this talented woman also needs silver to pave the way, if there is no Wang Linquan's tens of millions of family funds, and another person writes this "Spring God Tea", probably not even Basking Mountain can be passed on. The most powerful thing in this world is not only the woman's pillow wind, but also the Ah Blocker and Brother Kong Fang who can make the ghost grind.
It's just that which of the two is better, so far there is no conclusion.
The white fox turned his face slightly sideways and asked, "Do you want to be a son-in-law?" ”
"I don't like this kind of little girl, how many pounds and taels of meat can she have?" Jing Zhou shook his head and sighed again: It's a pity, Jiang Ni's girl is a daughter, otherwise if she marries Wang Chudong's little girl, Da Chu doesn't have to worry about money anymore. ”
Approaching the ferry, Jing Zhou let the tiger Kui go into the water, and gave two more commands, so as not to scare people, and took the white fox face and the blue bird to the basking mountain.