Chapter 440: A Cup of Respect to Wenhua
The next moment, the ranger who had already run out of the crowd immediately ran back, rubbed his son, and asked flatteringly, "Master, is there any meat?" ”
Then he heard a phrase that he could never dream of: "Yes, be full!" ”
Jing Zhou instructed the blue bird twice, pointed to an empty pavilion next to Slender Sheep Lake, folded the fan, and walked over.
A group of people who wanted to hold the steamed bun and white flower daughter-in-law to warm the quilt secretly scolded the poor boy who shouted "When my Wenhua is developed one day, I will invite you to eat back", how can he get into the eyes of the big guy?
Could it be that these elite circles have recently become popular in these elite circles not to play with their eyebrows and eyes, and to play with this dirty and smelly beggar?
I really can't figure it out!
The woman in red on the stage looked at Jing Zhou's figure and turned away, with a resentful expression, is it so difficult to look at her more? In terms of appearance, she is not inferior to the woman in Tsing Yi with a cold face?
In terms of figure, just look at the people in the audience who are reluctant to look away from her front and back.
In terms of anything else, the woman in Tsing Yi is even worse than her!
Once the sea was difficult to water, except for Wushan, it is not a cloud. Seeing the graceful and graceful man in purple, at this time, looking at the pot-bellied and unshaven people in the audience, she felt more and more sour the more she looked at it.
"Steamed bread is white, steamed bread is white", Wen Hua smiled brightly, and kept shouting mantras in his mouth. Someone invites him to eat meat, no matter what purpose he has, didn't Xu Xiaozi say it, and he is cheap and doesn't take advantage of the bastard, he eats the meat in his mouth first, and then he talks, besides, he has no money, he has no color, and he is very single, what are you afraid of?
It's a big deal to be beaten, but this brother of the family with a jade fan, no matter how you look at it, he doesn't look like a person who can beat him, in terms of kung fu, he may not be able to beat Xu Xiaozi who can only brag, but the little lady in green clothes who followed him before, in Wen Hua's opinion, there is an aura on his body that makes him incomprehensible, don't think about it, that little lady is a master who can beat people, probably he is about the same height.
When he arrived at the pavilion, Jing Zhou sat on the side and leaned against the pillar, and asked with a smile: "The sword is not separated from the body, but you want to learn the sword?" ”
Although he didn't know why the son-in-law, who was born with a good skin, even his Wenhua envied him, asked this, he still nodded: "I want to dream of it!" If you practice the sword well, you will be able to become famous all over the world, learn from the Li Sword God, cross the river with the waves, and return to your hometown in fine clothes. ”
There is another sentence that Wen Hua didn't say, after learning the sword, he can invite his brother to drink wine and eat meat. I don't know how Xu Xiaozi and Lao Huang are doing now, if the brother is doing well, he has to come to see himself, and if the brother is not doing well, he has to come to find himself.
Jing Zhou couldn't help laughing, and laughed for a while before saying: "It's such a reason, wealth and nobility don't know how to return to their hometown, like a brocade at night." ”
It's rare for someone to agree with him, even if it's not itchy underneath, Wen Hua still habitually picks the crotch of his pants. Although this action is difficult to get into the hall of elegance, he doesn't care, how comfortable people have to be alive, how can they come? Otherwise, like those vassal and elegant gentlemen, one set in front of others and one set in the back, he Wenhua can't learn it.
Besides, if he succeeds in sword practice one day, when he fights with people on the top of the mountain, he coldly picks out the bird at the moment when everyone is in the limelight, wouldn't it seem more flavorful, different from those other masters?
The meat hasn't come yet, so you have to find some way to pass the time, otherwise the people who are screaming in their stomachs will panic, seeing that the boy no longer speaks, just looking into the distance, Wen Hua thought about it, and asked, "Why do you want to invite me to eat meat?" ”
Jing Zhou withdrew his gaze from the distance, and said with a smile: "You are very similar to a person I know, and I have always wanted to invite him to eat meat, but it is not the right time yet." If you can't invite him, I can always invite you to a meal, and there are fewer regrets. ”
Wen Hua wondered, "Is there anyone else like me?" ”
In this world, apart from his brother who likes to nag his daughter-in-law, who else will be like him?
Jing Zhou nodded, and added: "It is an old man with a sword, although there are many people who practice swords in this world, except for this old man, there are few others, but few others can be difficult to enter my eyes, you have such a bit of his demeanor." ”
Wen Hua couldn't help but want to scold when he heard the first half of the words, "Just blow it, just a group of people with swords on the side of the Wu family's sword mound, you can hit you all over the ground if you pull out any one, and there are few people who can get into your eyes, why don't you go to the sky?" ”
Do you really think he Wenhua doesn't know anything? Anyway, Lao Huang, who was roasted with sweet potatoes and was not bad, also told him about the sword mound with tens of thousands of hidden swords.
The second half of the sentence made Wen Hua listen to the "ah", and the whole heart was attracted by the word "sword", and asked tentatively: "That old man's sword is very powerful?" ”
Jing Zhou let out an "um".
"Where do I resemble that old-timer?" In an instant, Wen Hua tried his best to stand up, as if the previous hanger, the idle person was someone else, although he tried his best to hide it, but the joy on his face, as long as he was not blind, he could see it.
Jing Zhou asked, "I really want to know?" ”
Wen Hua learned from the appearance of those heroes, held the wooden sword in his arms with both hands, and said: "Those who hold pens don't say that there is a teacher in the threesome, this senior's demeanor, it's always good to learn." ”
Jing Zhou said "oh" and said with a wicked smile: "That old man always likes to pick out his nose, pick his crotch, and scratch his feet, you are very similar to him." ”
"......" Wen Hua was speechless for a while.
Whether this person says that he has extraordinary bones or excellent understanding, as long as he can get in touch with the master's demeanor, he is ready to talk about it!
Not long after, the blue bird walked out of the inn with two food boxes, the wine and meat were fragrant, Wen Hua smelled intoxicated, damn it, it still smelled of beef!
"This, this is for me?" Wen Hua asked uncertainly. In addition to the top layer of the food box is a large plate of beef, there is also a plate of fish that I don't know what to call below, and the two golden elbows are steaming hot.
Jing Zhou picked up a small pot of wine and took a sip, and said with a smile: "It's all yours, you can take it away if you can't finish eating." ”
"Young Master Wen, please." The blue bird took out the wine and meat one by one and placed them on the stone table in the pavilion and set them up.
Wen Hua grabbed a piece of beef and swallowed it with strong wine, devoured it, and applauded it again and again while holding a lake in his mouth, he also asked quite righteously: "You don't eat it?" ”
"It's all yours", Jing Zhou shook his head, picked up the wine jug and said: "This sip of wine, I salute you, I salute the wooden sword in your hand." ”
is this little person who shouted "don't practice swords" anymore, once upon a time people thought he was the rivers and lakes. I exchange siblings for siblings, dare to laugh at Huanglong's husband, one person, one sword, one brother, is better than a million times of sword battles, better than thousands of times of riding horses and cold mountains, better than countless land immortals!
Other people's rivers and lakes are fast horses and whips without getting off the saddle, and his rivers and lakes are ridiculed and ridiculed, until he later met Huang Sanjia, met the Fengyue woman who was proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and sang and danced. As soon as he came out of the rivers and lakes, he moved the world, and finally broke his sword and withdrew from the rivers and lakes for his brother.
Although there are many people who use swords in this world, they only have three glasses of wine to pay tribute to Jingzhou, one to respect the sword Jiuhuang who "takes my life as a prayer post to welcome the son of the world into the rivers and lakes", the second respects the Wen Busheng who "fights the sword into the rivers and lakes and folds the sword out of the rivers and lakes", and the third respects the sword god Li Chungang who "wishes that everyone in the world will have two sleeves of green snakes, and everyone in the world can open the gate of heaven for the next generation".
He toasted Lao Huang's wine, but he couldn't change anything about Lao Huang's death, it was Lao Huang's own choice, honest to the sword, and died from the sword. At this time, when he met Wen Hua, a person who couldn't even afford an iron sword, in Xiangfan City, he had to do something.
Wen Hua was toasted by this kind of dog-like person for the first time, flattered, and tried his best to say "good" in the most heroic tone in his life, Gu Du poured two large sips of wine, and said with a mouth full of oil: "You really don't want to take a bite?" That's all good stuff! ”
Jing Zhou still shook his head, Wen Hua secretly sighed that it was a pity, he ate the meat that he was about to swallow with his tongue, and he didn't know that the chef burned it, it was delicious, he dared to say that the he was going to pull today was definitely the most he had pulled in the past few decades!
It's a pity that Lao Huang and Xu Xiaozi are not there, and fortunately, the old guy who still leaks when Lao Huang speaks is not there, otherwise these plates of meat are not enough for Lao Huang and that guy to eat. What can you do with a mouthful of Shu, Lao Huang, who is the first to eat, in terms of the speed of eating meat, he Wenhua and Xu Xiaozi can't catch up!
He couldn't understand, how could Lao Huang, who was skinny and bonely, eat meat so quickly?
Usually except for the "old dog and old dog" who didn't play, he couldn't hold back a sentence for a long time, how could Lao Huang say "Practicing swords must be sincere, and praying to God and worship Buddha is a reason, and sincerity is spiritual" This made him secretly admire?
Wen Hua couldn't figure it out and didn't bother to think about it anymore, except for spring dreams and sword practice, eating and was the right thing. In his spare time, Bluebird took out the pen and paper from another box and picked up the ink.
Wen Hua didn't understand the literati's pen and ink, and he didn't want to understand, he lost interest after looking at it twice, and when he was full, Jing Zhou had already stopped writing, blew a few mouthfuls of what he had just written, and threw it to Wen Hua, who was pouring wine into the wine gourd on his waist. People said that the wine and meat are their own, and they can take it away if they can't finish eating, and he Wenhua is all down to this meat, but he is reluctant to drink it in one go, so he has to leave a gourd and make a thought.
Eating a full meal for the first time, and the mouth is meat, Wen Hua is comfortable, in a good mood, even the ghost Laozi book, who has always been too lazy to read, looks pleasing to the eye, immediately dipped in saliva, opened it casually, and took a few swordsmanship on it, with two lines of small characters below, written very straightforwardly, so that he will not have a headache when he looks at the person who is "white steamed bun" and "warped".
This is a fucking book!
Those are all of them, and they have a headache to listen to.
Wen Hua asked as he flipped over, "What does this mean?" ”
Jing Zhou took the handkerchief handed over by the blue bird, wiped his hand and said, "It's for you." ”
Wen Hua pointed to himself, uncertain, "For me?" This, here's the cheats! ”
He has traveled in the rivers and lakes for several years, and although he has not learned any advanced kung fu, he has also understood a truth: "The law is not passed on lightly." ”
In addition to touching the little lady's buttocks and reconciling the girl Yunyu, what he wanted in his dream was to worship a master with good swordsmanship and learn earth-shattering skills.
"You say yes, you say no, you don't, maybe I'm bored and scribble? Others think that you are humiliating yourself when you go to the ring, but I can clearly see that you are honing your swordsmanship. Although your kid's qualifications are rotten, like a piece of shit, you may not be able to understand any reason after reading a sentence dozens of times, but your temperament is good, and one day, you may become a generation of sword leaders. Jing Zhou's words not only made Wen Hua stunned, but also shocked the blue bird.
The land of fireworks, every scene. As long as it's not in the land of wind and moon, and it's not related to women, what Childe says is lost, even if it sounds ridiculous.
This person who has just finished deducting the boogers and grabs the food without even wiping his hands, can he really become a master?
Jing Zhou glanced at Wen Hua, who was standing in a daze, and explained: "Li Chungang, who was able to open the gate of heaven with a sword, held a sword for the first time, and knew that he would become the first in the world. The swordsman's qualifications are almost nothing, the key is to have a sincere heart for the sword. ”
"Seeing that your kid has a good attitude towards swords, if you take a detour, it will inevitably be a pity, so I will throw you the basic swordsmanship, as for the back, you kid will understand it yourself, if you want to be famous, the road is still far away. Say it in advance, this swordsmanship is not given for nothing, if your kid is developed one day, you have to invite Lao Tzu to drink flower wine, don't wither flowers under 20 years, and don't have a car missing! ”
"There is another sentence for you boy, the more beautiful the woman, the more deceitful she is, don't always meet some beautiful ones, the heavy girls in front of you can't walk, especially in the land of wind and moon, which ones are simple characters?"
Wen Hua's mind was buzzing, his heart fluctuated greatly, and a thousand words came in and out of his heart, and when he wanted to say thank you, the boy in purple and the little lady in Tsing Yi had disappeared from his sight.
"Damn, more than twenty years of flower withering wine, why don't you die?"
"Return a car, a car your uncle! What kind of swordsmanship do you have, you dare to open your mouth, you really think grandpa is a bodhisattva! ”
After a long time, Wenhua reacted, remembered the key words, and scolded at the air, his uncle, this meal, a broken book is so valuable?
All the sisters in Xiangguo Lane in Xiangfan City add up, and it's not worth half a car of wine money.
Not to mention the twenty-year-old withered wine, he hasn't drunk Wenhua for five years, and he doesn't know what it tastes like.
Return a car, just ask him to go to the emperor Lao'er to grab it!
This meal, supporting a tael of silver, really when he Wenhua is a person who has never seen money? If you dare to ask me for more money, I Wenhua will have to roll on the ground and you will be theoretically for a long time!
I want him to have a car full of more than 20 years of flower withered wine, two words: dream!
If you eat too much, let's first, and then talk about it, and then talk about it, what's going on with him!
But you have to find a place with a lot of grass, so you don't have to wipe your buttocks.