Chapter 453: His Uncle's Sword God

"Sword Immortal, is this the person Xu Fengnian wants to see later? Accompanying this fuck off to meet such a character, one hundred and twenty times is indeed not much. Jiang Ni muttered a few words in a low voice, and wondered for a while when he saw the sword immortal, whether to say good things or bad things, he couldn't call Xu Fengnian Ruyi, but listening to the tone of this gray-clothed old man, the person under the lake was a great big man.

After reading more than ten books in a row and remembering two baskets of sycophants, Xu Fengnian walked down with Jiang Ni.

Although it was the second time he came here, he was still apprehensive in his heart, but fortunately, the mountain ghost said that Jiang Ni was there, and Li Chungang was killed.

Xu Fengnian roughly attributed this to the old sword god Gao Feng Liangjie, and disdained to shoot at women, as for the high talent of the little clay man, he turned a deaf ear.

One by one, the dazzling spiritual positions, called Jiang Ni, who was three points smaller than a mouse, pinched the divine urn to the death, and the cool air rushed straight up from the soles of his feet.

Suddenly, I felt that there was an additional figure beside me, and the little clay figure who was frightened by more than six hundred spirit positions lost half of his soul stabbed forward with a rune, and an astonishing cry erupted from his thin body: "Ghost! ”

"Little girl, don't scream, the old man is a human being, not a ghost, if I keep calling, I will really become a ghost!" The one-armed old man, who was wearing shabby clothes and smelling the smell of his feet from several feet away, probably had lice in his crotch, squinted his eyes and looked back and forth on Jiang Ni's body, while scratching around in his crotch with his only remaining hand.

Xu Fengnian was vigilant to the extreme, the knife quietly came out of the sheath, the breath in his body flowed, and he couldn't feel the slightest breath of martial arts from the one-armed old man, so he handed the knife back to the sheath from his left hand to his right hand, and said to Jiang Ni, who was waving the rune with his eyes closed: "This old man is a human, not a ghost." ”

The one-armed old man took his hand out of his crotch, poked it into his nostrils, pulled out a piece of boogers, flicked it off with his fingers, and poked his hand into the other nose.

Jiang Ni opened her eyes little by little, and saw a mess of old men squeezing eyes and laughing at her.

With the glow of the night pearl on the wall, Xu Fengnian saw the appearance of the one-armed old man clearly, two words: sloppy!

Even the beggar outside the city gate is probably three points stronger than this old man, after all, the beggar at least will not buckle his feet in public, and after deducting them, he will put his hand under his nose and smell it.

The smell of this old man's feet is more stinky than Lao Huang's fart, and he can't live for two years if he smells it, but look at this old man, he smells more powerful than Wudang Mountain's "Green Water Pavilion Jiazi Washing Sword Record", and his expression is quite happy.

Sure that the cross-eyed old man in front of him was not a ghost, Jiang Ni, who was half frightened to death, said angrily: "Old man, are you okay to scare anyone in this gloomy place?" Do you know that coffins are so expensive nowadays that you can't afford to die! You bad old man is here to scare me! ”

If she had just handed the rune two more inches forward, wouldn't she have stabbed this old man to death?

The cross-eyed old man grabbed his hair with the hand that had just finished buttoning his feet, trying to make an old face look kinder, and said, "Girl, why don't you teach you a few swordsmanship and teach you some real skills, as an atonement?" ”

"Don't learn!" Jiang Ni pursed his lips, and he was excited.

"Brother, you came down with us? But if you want to steal a book, you have to go up there, and there are no books down there. Xu Fengnian kindly reminded.

The old man finally didn't poke his nose or buckle his feet again, but changed his movements, and pulled his sour-smelling clothes, as if he hadn't heard Xu Fengnian's words, but said depressedly to Jiang Ni: "Why don't you learn?" The fool who begged the old man to be an apprentice back then can be lined up from Beiliang to the East China Sea! The old man has a lot of sword energy in his heart, if you learn swords from me, sooner or later you will become a female sword fairy. ”

Jiang Ni, who had seen a big scene, how could he be fooled by this old man's words, and he looked like he believed that you and I were stupid, and said: "I have seen a lot of people like you, and the cowhide blows with an earth-shattering sound, don't you just want to come to listen to Chaoting stealing this cheat?" Let me tell you, there is a real sword immortal down here, if you are really powerful, go down and compare with that senior! ”

The old man laughed heartily and almost rolled on the ground.

Xu Fengnian seemed to have thought of something, turned around and walked towards the northwest corner.

There are more boxy openings on the ground, and there are steps below the openings.

Xu Fengnian was stunned.

The second floor was opened!

This old man can't just come up from below, right?

The one who is suppressed below is the famous sword god!

But the old man's voice seemed to have some resemblance to the voice that came from the ground that day.

Besides, this Tingchao Pavilion, there are not many guards in the open and secret, if they really come to steal the cheats, even if they waste their strength to break in, they will definitely not appear under the Tingchao Pavilion. Xu Xiao said that there are only a few people in the world who know that there are two floors under the Tingchao Pavilion.

Is the old man the sword god Li Chungang?

But this old man, the proficiency of scratching the crotch of his pants is only stronger than Wen Hua, not weaker, and he has the demeanor of a fart master!

This called Xu Fengnian, who had prepared two baskets of compliments, couldn't speak, turned around and glanced at it, it seemed to be Li Chungang's old man, and put his hand in the crotch of his pants again.

Fuck Li Chungang!

his uncle's sword god!

In the small courtyard full of flowers and plants, the sound of the ensemble of piano and flute gradually stopped.

A group of maids in Wutong Garden only felt blessed by their ears.

Jing Zhou asked the blue bird to send Xu Fengnian's maid away.

These maids, although their names are inconspicuous, are not simple when they are just one by one.

The big girl sweet potato seems to be gentle and graceful, but she is a dead man, one of the top ten killers in the rivers and lakes, and her identity is the lord of Dunhuang City, which is extremely complicated. The second-class maid green ant is talented, slightly inferior to Xu Weixiong, who was an apprentice in the Shangyin School Palace, but he was a Beimang spy. The second-class maid cucumber seems to be the stupidest and most jealous, but her real identity is Liyang's spy.

was born in Beimang, but in the end, he gave birth to a sweet potato with a small sweet potato for Xu Fengnian and did not mention it, but the identity of cucumber and green ant must always be used.

At this time, Li Chungang had come out from under the Tingchao Pavilion, and it was not far from the day when Xu Fengnian traveled to the rivers and lakes for the second time.

Cao Changqing is waiting in Baoguo Temple, and the next step is the restoration of Western Chu.

It's time for the Trap Beast, a pure killing war machine, to come out, but Zhao Kai, who is thinking of killing his brother-in-law, still has five runes in his hand, and the talisman drawn on the red armor is a good thing, and there is no reason not to collect it and engrave it on the body of the trap beast.

Originally, this armor was cast by the Heavenly Master of Longhu Mountain with strange stones outside the sky, and after several generations, it was blessed by several Heavenly Masters of Longhu Mountain with Danshu and Ink Urn, making this armor a Daomen immortal soldier who suppressed the evil demons. Later, this armor was obtained by the Shangyin School Palace, and the Buddhist scriptures and Sanskrit were engraved on it, which greatly increased the power of this armor, and Ye Hongting relied on this armor to be called the four great masters with the sword god Li Chungang, the green robe of Xudu, and the spear fairy Wang Xiu.

Jing Zhou thought for a while, turned around and lowered his head, just in time to see Yu Youwei, who was sitting next to him, holding her arms and looking at him.

Yu Youwei reluctantly came back to her senses, blushed and withdrew her gaze, panicked in her heart, and picked up a few scores casually, so as to hide her embarrassment, and asked in a low voice, "How did Childe compose such a tune?" ”

The score on this is just one song, and it can already make the big and small maids who have come to see her unpleasant in Wutong Yuan applaud her. A series of songs, such a talent as a child, if he was born in the Spring and Autumn Period, wouldn't he want to get a "Qu Jia"?

Although it is unfair to owe Gongzi in the Spring and Autumn Period, if Gongzi was born decades early, how could she meet Gongzi?

Jing Zhou was amused by Yu Youwei's small movements, and said with a smile: "This is not a piece composed by me, but composed by a girl named Langyu." This silly girl has been learning the piano since she was a child, and she is proficient in music, and I just mentioned it casually, and she got it out of the way. ”

The blue bird just finished sending off a group of maids from Wutong Garden, walked in from the outside, and heard the word "make jade".

Who is the jade girl?

What kind of strange woman can be praised by the son, and playing the piano can attract a hundred birds to sing in unison?

Such skills, the word "piano armor" is well deserved.

Suddenly, the blue bird thought of the second county lord who was the first in everything.

I don't know if His Royal Highness the Prince deliberately arranged the courtyard of the prince next to the Luotu courtyard of the second county lord.

On the second day, the Beiliang Wangfu was trembling up and down, and the atmosphere did not dare to breathe, and I heard that the second county lord who dared to raise a sword and kill people in the Beiliang battle array had arrived outside the city, and even the prince who had always liked to eat rouge in bed was dressed appropriately in the morning and went out of the city to greet him.

In the palace, everyone understands a reason, the prince is the biggest outside, but when he arrives in the palace, he is the biggest in the world.

But if the second county lord comes back from the Shangyin School Palace, this will have to be changed again, and even the hardest Jiang mud in the Shizi Courtyard will not be thrown into the dry well by the second county lord for three days and three nights, and when he pulls it out, he will be like a soulless ghost?

Everyone knew that Xu Weixiong was coming back, and Jiang Ni, who had a higher status than his subordinates, naturally knew it.

I don't know why, Xu Weixiong came back, she stayed in the yard of the cheap master, there was an unprecedented sense of security, and the permission was also related to the energetic, lively tiger cubs on the ground all day, so that early in the morning people squatted in the yard in a daze, watching the two tigers play.

By the time the cheap master came out of the house, she had been there for an hour.

"Silly apprentice, what about being in a daze?" Jing Zhou stretched out the blue bird and Yu Youwei, who had already gotten up, stretched his waist, and asked.

Jiang Ni casually let out a soft "um".

Jing Zhou roughly guessed what the girl was thinking, called the two tiger cubs over, teased the two cubs for a while, and said, "So, as a maid, anyone can step on it." Do you want to teach the person who bullied you a lesson? Master, I don't help my relatives. ”

Jiang Ni turned his head, and instantly seemed to have a spirit again, and said indignantly: "What do you mean by not helping? Obviously she bullied me! ”

Jing Zhou glanced at Jiang Ni and said, "Silly apprentice, you are quieter, shouting at the top of your voice, not afraid of being heard?" This is not Xichu, it is Beiliang. If you want to teach her a lesson, you nod, and if you don't want to, you shake your head. ”

Jiang Ni neither nodded nor shook his head, but ran to the cheap master and asked mysteriously, "How to teach?" ”

Jing Zhou lowered his voice and said: "Naturally, with the way of others, and the body of others, throw her into a dry well and close her for three days, if you feel that you are still angry, it is simple, and you can be locked up for two more days, after all, people owe debts to repay money, and they also know how to borrow ten taels of silver and repay twelve or three taels." ”

Jiang Ni reminded in a low voice: "Are you crazy? She is Xu Fengnian's sister, the second county lord, if you throw her into the well, she and Bei Liangke will be dead. You have tortured the princess of Sui Zhu last time, I heard Xu Fengnian say that the court has already quarreled because of you, if you have a grudge with Bei Liang again, both forces will attack you, no matter how high your martial arts are, it is useless. ”

Jing Zhou sighed twice and said: "Silly apprentice, you are stupid, doing bad things is naturally sneaky, the moon is dark and the wind is high, and people don't know it." If you don't say it, I don't say it, who knows that we threw her at the bottom of the well? ”

Jiang Ni thought about it seriously, it seems that what the cheap master said is quite reasonable, but is it too cruel to throw people under the well?

After a while, the little clay figure shook his head.

Jing Zhou asked, "Don't want to take revenge?" ”

The little clay man glared and said, "Who said I didn't want to report it?" You threw people into a well, and who doesn't know that this will have something to do with me? When the time comes, you will be able to escape with your martial arts, and I will have to stay and pay for your life. ”

Jing Zhou paused for a moment and asked, "Then change the way and beat her secretly at night?" ”

"No, if you change it again, beating people will always leave scars, there are too many people in Beiliang, as long as there are clues left, we will always be found." Jiang Ni thought about it and shook his head again.

Jing Zhou asked, "Then drug her and make her immortal want to fly?" ”

Jiang Ni said in a resolute tone: "No, you can change it again, this method is not appropriate!" Drugged people is a villain's act, if we do this, what is the difference between it and Xu Fengnian's bastard? ”

Jing Zhou was made to cry and laugh by the little clay figure, change it again, how to change it?

This stupid apprentice has a hard mouth and a soft heart, and she really wants to attack Xu Weixiong, but she can't be ruthless, she has always been self-controlled, although she says cruel words, she hates Xu Weixiong to death, but she doesn't necessarily have much resentment in her heart.

"Hey, why didn't you say that?" Jiang Ni kicked the cheap master.

Jing Zhou asked rhetorically: "Girl, do you know why Xu Weixiong has been targeting you?" ”

Jiang Ni is sluggish, this problem seems obvious, as long as she still wants to assassinate Xu Fengnian, Xu Weixiong will always torture her.

Jing Zhou thought for a while and sighed: "Girl, have you ever thought about why Xu Weixiong only murdered you, but never killed you?" She is such a smart woman, there are thousands of ways to make you succumb, no matter how tough you are, can you compare to the group of old scholars in the Yin Xue Palace? Except for Xu Zhihu, the entire Xu family was cleaned up by her, can't she convince you? ”

"The Great Age of Genes"

Jiang Ni said indignantly: "Then why is she targeting me everywhere? ”

Jing Zhou quipped: "Since ancient times, mothers-in-law and daughters-in-law have been incompatible, but how can there be so many mothers-in-law in this world who are wicked?" It's nothing more than wanting the daughter-in-law who is getting started to worry about her husband's goodness. Xu Weixiong threatened you, which shows that she treats you as a brother and daughter-in-law. The eldest sister is a mother, but she is a mother-in-law, and her methods are much more ruthless than ordinary mothers-in-law. ”

I don't know whether to be ashamed or embarrassed, Jiang Ni said "nonsense" stiffly, and diverted the topic: "Listen to the old man under the tide pavilion, very powerful?" ”

Under the tide pavilion, she didn't see the sword fairy, but there was a bad old man who blew the cowhide and shook the sky.