Chapter 494: Practicing Corpses
A corpse lay sideways, its hair dishevelled and scattered, and next to it were a few rotten mats.
The flesh on the corpse's face was gnawed off by wild dogs or crows, leaving only bare bones and black eye sockets.
One hand reached out of the darkness, grabbing the messy hair, and the other reached into the corpse's arms.
"This person is most afraid of poverty! He is a poor ghost when he is alive, and he is a poor ghost when he dies, and he doesn't even have any oil or water. Mao Shanming groped around with the corpse for a long time, shook his head, squatted down in front of the other corpse, rubbed his hands, and said with a smile: "Brother, you are dead anyway, I will ask you to borrow some money to spend." It's useless to leave the money with you, and you can't take it with you. ”
Then, Mao Shanming naturally started to touch the corpse.
"Uncle Ming, I didn't find it over there."
"I didn't find it either."
Dabao Xiaobao floated behind Maoshan Ming, his hands were in a puddle, and the top was empty.
"Alas, I worked all night in vain, and now this dead man is poorer than the living, and one is more angry than the other!" Mao Shanming got up from the ground, pouted and said, "Let's go, let's go to the next mass grave, I still don't believe that this night, I can't find a copper plate!" ”
Then Mao Shanming said again, "If you can't find a copper plate, that's the explanation, the explanation ......."
Dabao answered: "It means that we can continue to cheat." ”
"Hehe, yes, the living can't be suffocated to death, the dead can't make money, so they can only earn the money of the living." Mao Shanming pulled out an umbrella from his back, "You two come in first." ”
Dabao said: "Uncle Ming, it seems that someone is coming." ”
Xiaobao said: "Yes, I also think someone is coming." ”
"Someone's coming?" Mao Shan Ming was stunned for a moment and said: "At this point, coming to this mass grave, he is definitely not a good person!" ”
Xiaobao asked, "Uncle Ming, what should I do?" ”
Mao Shan Ming smiled: "The old rules, the good people will blackmail him less, and the bad people will hehe." ”
As he spoke, Mao Shanming's body turned over, and the person hid behind a grave.
"Childe, there is a mass grave ahead." Xiaohong looked around and pointed out.
Jing Zhou nodded, and walked with Xiaohong for a while.
In these years, there was a shortage of soldiers, and there was no shortage of corpses, so he could just let him try this corpse Gu technique.
Jing Zhou looked around a few times, several half-decomposed corpses were lying on the ground, and the funeral clothes were scattered around one by one, I don't know whether they were bitten by wild dogs or torn by people.
"Huh?"
"Someone just came here." Jing Zhou's gaze fell on a corpse.
Xiaohong was puzzled: "Someone just came?" ”
Jing Zhou pointed to a corpse in front of him, "What do you think is the difference in his clothes?" ”
Xiaohong said: "The clothes on his chest seem to have been turned over." ”
Jing Zhou smiled: "It's not seeming, it's certain, look at the dirt next to the corpse, the footprints just stepped on, it's still wet." ”
Mao Shanming, who was on the side of the cat, changed his face and said in his heart: "This kid is a cat's eye?" If the light goes out in the dark, can you see it clearly? ”
He glanced down at the ground, and it was pitch black.
This kind of night is not to mention footprints, put a stone on the ground, and you may not be able to see it if you don't look at it against the ground.
"Uncle Ming, let's go, there is also a ghost next to that person."
"yes, that guy looks like he's not to mess with."
"Xiaobao and I combined, we may not be able to beat that female ghost."
"If we find out, we're going to be in the middle of a sweat."
The voice of the big treasure and the little treasure came from the umbrella.
Mao Shanming pursed his lips and mocked in a low voice: "You two are still ghosts, and the courage is smaller than one another!" ”
"No matter how powerful he is, can he compare to my Uncle Ming? How powerful can this female ghost be? Angered Uncle Ming, see if I don't accept her! ”
Big Treasure, Little Treasure, Uncle Ming?
Maoshan Ming?
Is this Mr. Phantom?
Jing Zhou heard a whispering sound in his ears, and a flash of electricity flashed in his head.
I'll it!
This was actually able to meet Maoshan Ming in Shijia Town.
Shouldn't this guy be helping Master Tan catch ghosts in Tanjia Town?
After all, a family always has to be neat!
"Uncle Ming, I don't think this person is easy to mess with."
"Why don't we go quietly?"
The big treasure and the small treasure in the umbrella are one person and one sentence.
"Not to be messed with? How fierce can it be? Can it be compared to a ghost? Mao Shanming snorted twice, he is not afraid of ghosts, but he is still afraid of people?
In this world, he is not afraid of anything, he is afraid of poverty!
He is a Maoshan Taoist leader, but he doesn't have thousands of oceans on his body, is this like a word?
After thinking for a moment, Jing Zhou looked around, his eyes fell on a grave more than ten steps away, and played with taste: "Your ass is so high, like a mother-in-law who has given birth to a baby, are you worried that I won't see you?" ”
"Discovered?"
"I can't!"
Maoshan Ming dripping two sentences.
Dabao said: "Uncle Ming, I really found you, he is watching us." ”
Hearing Dabao's words, Mao Shanming was startled at first, but after all, it was an old Jianghu, and he suddenly calmed down.
Mao Shanming slapped his shirt a few times and stood up from behind the grave calmly.
Mao Shanming looked at Jing Zhou, and then at Xiaohong on the side, and muttered in his heart, this female ghost seems to be much stronger than the little ghost he raised.
Could it be that this female ghost discovered herself?
No, I can't!
There was something on him that covered his breath.
Seeing Mao Shanming standing on the ground in a daze, Jing Zhou ignored it and slowly dug on the ground.
Maoshan Ming is a warlock, although there is the word Maoshan in his name, but he hasn't even learned half of this Maoshan technique. The magic is not refined, but the ghost ideas are endless, and they often take the two ghosts they raise to cheat and eat and drink.
Compared with Mao Shanming, a warlock with half a bucket of water, it is still important to get down to business.
There are ghosts, demons and zombies in this world, and his cultivation is not one in a hundred, so he must have some means of protection.
With Xiaohong here, he is not afraid of encountering Ghost Jingzhou. After all, the powerful ghosts are either taken away by the ghosts, or they are recovered by Taoist priests and wander back to the world, and their strength is not great.
It's just that there are not only ghosts in this world, but also zombies.
Zombies are not in the Three Realms, they don't enter the six realms of reincarnation, but they are much more powerful than ghosts.
For example, the royal zombies were so vicious that even the head of the Thousand Crane Road was killed, and in the end, the four eyes and Ichikyu took a shot together, and it took a lot of effort to get rid of them.
In Qin Shi Mingyue's world, the Exorcist once gave him a scroll of corpse Gu technique. Corpse Gu is witchcraft, although the spiritual demand is quite high, in Jingzhou's mind, with the soul exorcism bell, it can also exert some power.
Now he's going to give it a try.
"Amazing, amazing, little brother, you're digging a grave!" Mao Shanming came to Jing Zhou's side, looked at Xiaohong, and then was attracted by Jing Zhou's shovel.
He thought that when he met his peers, they were all touching corpses at midnight, but now he saw that people were obviously taking bigger steps than him.
People don't touch the corpse, but dig the grave directly!
Is there a way to dig graves?
Glancing at Jing Zhou's robe worth about two or three oceans, Mao Shanming's heart wavered.
Look at the clothes that I have been wearing for two years and are reluctant to throw away, it seems that I am a little poor when I touch the corpse.
After thinking for a while, Mao Shanming's eyes rolled, and he said with a smile: "Little brother, I see that you should not dig, the dead people in this place are poorer than the other, and if you dig for a long time, you can't dig a copper plate!" ”
"If you want to dig a grave, you have to go to the mountains to dig and dig the tombs of rich and noble people, how about it, do you want Uncle Ming to point you out?"
"As the so-called yang comes to the line, yin comes to a piece, yang is not a line, yin is not a piece of discomfort, this is the ability to find the dragon point......"
Jing Zhou chuckled: "I'm not short of money. ”
If he hadn't known the plot, maybe he would have really believed Mao Shanming's words.
It's no wonder that this guy's ability to live with half a bucket of water can also live a good life, and he can really fool people into ignorance of the east, west, north and south.
The words in Maoshan Ming's mouth are seven false and three true, which are mysterious, and at first glance they make people feel that they are really superior.
If you really believe it, I'm afraid you will cry and repent of your intestines!
"Not short of money?" Mao Shanming was heartbroken.
It's unreasonable!
is also raising ghosts and touching corpses, why does this kid look richer than himself?
Thinking of his Uncle Ming, he got up early and fooled people in the dark, but there was no half of the extra ocean on his body!
Mao Shanming felt sorry for himself for a long time, then looked at Xiaohong again, and then showed an expression that a man understands, and said with a smile: "Oh, it turns out that little brother you are planning to do that, I understand, I understand, it's just that little brother, your taste is a little unique, listen to Uncle Ming, it's better to Lichun Courtyard, this female corpse ......"
"You know!" Jing Zhou scolded in a low voice.
No wonder Mao Shanming is a half-ass, what kind of stuff is in his mind.
Mao Shanming was not annoyed, his eyes rolled, he groaned for a while, and pretended to be profound: "Little brother, you can know that this person is yang, ghosts are yin, people and ghosts have been together for a long time, it is inevitable that they will be affected, I look at you, there is black gas on your face!" If you go with this female corpse again......"
"I see you have a black gas on your face, too." Jing Zhou replied.
Mao Shanming's originally prepared rhetoric was blocked by Jing Zhou's words when he boarded.
This kid is not in a trap!
Looking at his breath, this kid doesn't know the slightest bit of Taoism, and when he hears such a secret, shouldn't he ask, does the master have a way?
"You...... Don't believe it, if you don't have the guidance of the master, your little brother, you won't live more than thirty! As he spoke, Mao Shanming took out two yellow talismans from his arms, and if you don't believe it, this heavenly master will ask you to see the meaning of the Taoist master's methods.
Jing Zhou was annoyed by the half-hung Taoist priest's chatter, "Xiaohong, drive this long-winded guy away." ”
Maoshan Ming hurriedly said: "Hey, hey, I'm an authentic Maoshan Taoist, I have the true inheritance of Maoshan art, I can exorcise demons and catch ghosts and subdue demons, you ......"
The next moment, Xiaohong waved her hand, and Mao Shanming's voice stopped abruptly.
Xiaohong glanced at the place where Maoshan Ming disappeared, and said worriedly: "Childe, he is a Taoist priest of the Maoshan faction, will he cause trouble?" ”
Jing Zhou said with a smile: "He is a fart Maoshan Taoist priest, and a warlock who cheats to eat and drink." ”
Fortunately, the people buried in this mass grave are all poor people, there are few deep caves, and most of them are buried in a pit when they die.
Not long after digging, a rotting roll of mats was revealed in the pit.
Jing Zhou glanced twice, and asked Xiaohong to cast a spell to move the corpse out of the soil.
After digging up a corpse, Jing Zhou then swung a shovel and continued to dig up.
"Childe, come for me." Little Red said softly.
Jing Zhou was stunned for a moment, and suddenly found that he was a little stupid, always ignoring that there was a tireless ghost around him.
There are ghosts around to do things, and it is replaced by Xiaohong digging, and the speed is not much faster, and after a while, there are seven or eight corpses lying on the ground.
"Enough, don't dig anymore", Jing Zhou stopped Xiaohong.
"The flesh returns to the earth, and the air returns to the heavens."
"Blood to the water, and tendons to the mountains."
"Up!"
Jing Zhou pointed at the same time, the void dot painting, faintly there is a faint light floating in the air.
The next moment, Xiaohong's eyes widened.
As a ghost, her face was as horrified as a living person.
With the crisp sound of a bell, the corpse on the ground slowly stood up.
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The night was like ink, and the fog was rising.
After the hour, the cold came, and with a fog, the temperature in the forest was a little colder.
"Yin people go on the road, Yang people avoid it."
Suddenly, a voice sounded in the forest.
Under the mist, a handful of yellow paper flies.
From behind the yellow paper, a black shadow emerged, two arms stretched straight in front, legs straight, and the body jumped forward.
That's a zombie!
And it's not one!
If a timid person sees this scene, he will immediately faint with fright.
"Guys, I jumped wrong, I want to jump to the left"
A witty remark broke the terrifying atmosphere.
Four Eyes jumped down from the neck of a zombie, landed in front, and pressed the zombie's body around, turning the zombie in front of him ninety degrees.
"That's right, let's keep jumping."
"I jumped wrong, this time I jumped forward, not to the left!"
"Look at your little virtue, you are young, your brain is so difficult to use, jump forward!"
"Stop!"
Four Eyes shook the Soul Bell in his hand, causing the row of zombies to stop.
"I knew that I would come out with that kid from Knorr this time", Simu muttered, and when the person walked in front, he pressed the arms of the zombie on his shoulder.
"Come on, let's keep jumping."
The conjuring bell rang crisply, and the four eyes twisted their butts and jumped forward.
"I jump, I jump, I jump!"
"I jump up, I jump left, I twist my ass and jump!"
"I jump, I ......"
The four eyes were dancing happily, and suddenly there was a "cooing" bird call, and then several crows flapped their wings and flew up from the forest.
"In the middle of the night, is it something dirty?"
Simu smiled, he was bored, and if there was something dirty, it was just time to have some fun.
"Jingle Bell"
"Jingle Bell"
Is this the sound of a bell?
Simu was puzzled for a while, could it be that he was wrong, not dirty?
"I'll be a good girl!"
Suddenly, his eyes widened, and he saw a piece of paper money floating up.
In the midst of the paper money, a sedan chair came slowly.
Although the sedan chair was simple, with only a few branches, like a wooden shelf, but after seeing this sedan chair, the faces of the four eyes became more and more heavy.
"I met a big fish this time!"
"This posture can't be the ghost king!"
Simu swallowed his saliva, and at some point, he already had a big sword in his left hand, and a yellow talisman in his right hand.
There were four zombies in the front and back of the palanquin, and the filth was dirtier than he wanted.
can control four zombies to carry a sedan chair, and this body cultivation is at least not below him.
"Dao Chief, don't panic."
A voice came from the sedan in the distance.
"Meaning, this is a human voice?"
Simu was shocked, raised his hand and pushed his eyes, and looked forward.
Two strings of dim oil lamps hung in front of the sedan chair, illuminating the mist slightly, and a few large vermilion characters were written on the lampshade outside the oil lamp.
"Yin and Yang of the Netherworld, the living beings are scattered."
"The yellow spring is blue, and the ghosts walk at night."
On top of the sedan chair, there were two white figures, one of which was carrying a bell in his hand, which kept ringing as the sedan chair moved.
The shape of the bell was simple, in the shape of an octagonal, and it was very different from the bell that Simu had ever seen, and if it were not for its constant crisp sound, Simu would have thought that the white figure in his hand was not a bell, but a bell or a tower.
Simu was looking curiously, the white figure slapped on the sedan chair with one hand, and the person turned over from the sedan chair and landed beside Simu.
"Ahem"
Jing Zhoumeng coughed twice, shook his head and smiled bitterly.
This body is not an ordinary void.
Actions that are so common can cause coughing.
The aura of this heaven and earth is about to be exhausted, and the cultivation is extremely slow, and at this rate, I don't know when it will recover.
Two heavy coughs woke up the four eyes.
"Maoshan has four eyes, and I have seen Taoist friends."
The four eyes bent the index finger with one hand and bowed with one hand. The person in front of him is no more than ten years old, and he looks younger than his apprentice Jia Le, but he can control a few zombies to carry a sedan chair, and his cultivation is good.
Even if he is himself, he can only control the zombies to hurry, but he can't carry the sedan chair.
Jing Zhou smiled slightly, "I've seen the four-eyed Taoist." ”
I didn't expect to meet Simu here, but when I thought that Simu often drove corpses in this area, Jing Zhou knew it in his heart.
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, what kind of monster is this?"
The four eyes screamed in surprise, and the whole person jumped to the side like a frightened rabbit.
Only then did he notice that the other figure on the sedan chair was a female corpse, or a female corpse that was almost indistinguishable from a living person.
That unusual yin qi emanated from the corpse, the four eyes have been cultivating for many years, and they are the most sensitive to the cold qi of ghosts, if it weren't for that yin qi, just look at the face and expression of this female corpse, which is no different from ordinary people.
This sentence slowly descended from the sedan chair, and then something that shocked the four eyes even more happened, the female corpse was able to speak.
"Childe, I'm not comfortable staying with her."
Simu pushed his eyes and exclaimed, "It's a talking corpse!" ”
"Master Zu, this, this ,......"
"Why should the four-eyed Taoist stand so far away, this corpse is very obedient and will not do evil." Jing Zhou smiled slightly towards the four eyes.
Simu was the only one among the Taoist leaders who wore glasses and was polite.
In the Republic of China, those who can wear glasses are cultural people, and others may ignore his ability because of the appearance of the literati of Simu, but Jing Zhou is very familiar with Simu, and even knows how many little goldfish he secretly hid.
The four-eyed Taoist technique is not much weaker than the ninth uncle, if you open a big move to invite the ancestor to come up, the four eyes can turn into a real man in three seconds, and ordinary ghosts and monsters are in front of the four eyes, and they can only flee for their lives.
Besides, Simu can be regarded as a family-keeper, and the wealth is scary!
A bunch of fancy magic weapons are dazzling to look at, such as the unusually wide "big sword" in Simu's hand now, which makes Jing Zhou curious.
This sword is really big!