"Can't!"

Before Uncle Jiu could speak, Wen Cai and Qiusheng jumped out from behind and refused sharply.

What are you kidding, a person like Ah Wei who has no talent, no eyes, and is ugly can also worship under the master?

What's more, as soon as they saw Ah Wei's cheap appearance, Wencai and Qiusheng felt disgusted.

It's just ugly, and I robbed Tingting with them, this will come to apprenticeship again, don't even think about it!

Uncle Nine glared at Wen Cai and Qiusheng, and reprimanded: "It's not big or small, the master hasn't spoken yet, what are you talking about!" ”

Uncle Nine turned to Ah Wei again and asked, "Why does Captain Wei want to apprentice?" ”

Wen Cai muttered: "What else can it be, I think I must be scared by zombies." Worship the master as a teacher, and if you encounter zombies in the future, this kid will be able to run to Yizhuang. ”

Jing Zhou said lightly, Wencai's head is not ineffective, the scoring time, sometimes it turns very fast, and you can see Ah Wei's intentions at a glance.

That's the mouth.

Properly recruit "hate" little experts.

If you don't follow Uncle Jiu, ten lives are not enough to die.

Although Wen Cai was dripping, his voice was not small, and Ah Wei was not deaf, so he immediately glared back and said arrogantly: "Who said I was afraid of zombies?" ”

Qiusheng said with disdain: "You are not afraid of zombies, why did you come to the master to apprentice?" ”

"I ...... I"

Ah Wei's face flushed.

Wencai and Qiusheng looked like we already knew, and the former said proudly: "What am I, when I see you, you are timid and afraid of death." ”

Qiusheng added firewood to the fire and said: "That's it, I'm not afraid of zombies, it's a good word, who believes it!" ”

"But it's not impossible if you want to apprentice."

Ah Wei was so excited that he laughed even more obscenely.

There's a play!

Just laughed for a moment, Ah Wei Ren settled down again, and looked at Wen Cai Qiusheng strangely.

These two boys would have such a good idea?

These two boys are not going to fix him again.

Qiusheng continued: "My master won't accept you, but if you worship me or worship Wen as a teacher, it's not impossible." ”

Ah Wei snorted coldly, knowing that this guy who looked a little handsome was not well-intentioned.

Are you kidding!

He saw these two guys being chased by zombies crying dad and calling mother.

What's more, if you worship these two incompetent guys as teachers, how can you chase Tingting?

Uncle Nine glared at the two apprentices again and motioned for them to shut up.

Ah Wei looked at Uncle Nine and said cheekily: "I want to learn some Taoist techniques from Uncle Nine to deal with zombies, so that I can better protect the people in the town." ”

What kind of virtue does Ah Wei have, Uncle Nine naturally knows that although he is a bit cheap in his speech, he is not good at ability, but after all, Yizhuang is in the town, and it is not good to give a little face to the real power of this Ren family town.

Seeing that Uncle Nine hesitated, Ah Wei said with a cheeky face: "Uncle Nine, you will teach me some Taoist techniques, and I am also thinking about the safety of the people in the town." ”

After seeing zombies, Ah Wei knew that this world was terrifying and abnormal.

The key is to deal with these dirty things, foreign devils' things, and it's not easy to use.

After thinking for a while, Uncle Nine looked at Jing Zhou and asked, "Senior brother, what do you see?" ”

Jing Zhou nodded.

He remembered that Ah Wei, the kid, finally worshiped under the Ninth Uncle's door, but he changed his name, is it called Ah Long or Ah Qiang?

It's just that the ability of the ninth uncle's disciple is really not flattering.

Ah Wei seems to have become more cheap since he apprenticed.

Well, there's even more obscenity!

"Uncle Shi~" was shouted by Wen Cai.

Make no mistake, Uncle Shi was able to look down on Ah Wei!

It shouldn't be!

"Master~" This voice was shouted by Qiusheng, with a bitter melon on his face.

Jing Zhou ignored Wencai and Qiusheng, and said to Uncle Jiu: "Ah Wei is right, the safety of the people in the town is inseparable from the security team. However, the law is not passed on lightly, since Ah Wei sincerely apprentices to the teacher and wants to contribute to the town, the senior brother might as well give him a chance to test him for a few months before making a decision. ”

Although Ah Wei is cautious, his ability is not good, and he is greedy for life and afraid of selling his teammates, but compared to Wencai and Qiusheng, it is not too unbearable.

One sheep is driving, and two sheep are also driving, and Uncle Nine has accepted so many unreliable apprentices, and he is not inferior to Ah Wei.

Of course, Jing Zhou also thought about this in his heart, Uncle Nine is a person who wants to save face.

What's more, Ah Wei is not without advantages, although this kid relies on Ren Fa to get to the top, he, the captain of the security team, is not conscientious most of the time, but the basic bottom line is still there.

Jing Zhou remembered that this kid had led people to find zombies.

If it weren't for the extra orangutan in the cave, I would have almost found it.

Although Ah Wei is for the sake of face.

And Ren Fa is not dead, Ah Wei, the captain of the security team, is stable.

In these years, the town is full of related households, even if it is a true disciple of Maoshan like Uncle Jiu, if he wants to mix among the squires, it is difficult to rely on his ability to catch ghosts!

No matter how high the Taoist skill is, he is afraid of peanuts.

It is not bad to accept Awei, a person with a gun in his hand, as an apprentice.

Ah Wei was stunned for a moment, and then couldn't help laughing.

"Hmm!"

Uncle Nine nodded, and said a few more words to Ah Wei.

Ah Wei left happily, and when he left, he didn't forget to talk to Qiusheng and Wencai.

Next, he was going to get rooster blood, black dog blood, glutinous rice and the like.

Uncle Nine said that these things are very useful against zombies, and if he encounters zombies again, he shouldn't have any problems.

Dozens of roosters at home, two old black dogs, full of glutinous rice, and afraid of zombies?

It should be the zombie who is afraid of his captain!

After Ah Wei left, Uncle Jiu said with a straight face: "Senior brother, what you said is right, I am more lenient with Wencai and Qiusheng on weekdays, and I have to trouble you to come to Yizhuang in a few days to help me discipline these two stinky boys!" ”

"Master, can you ......" Wencai and Qiusheng were cut off by Uncle Nine before they could say a three, five, or six.

The junior brother is right, when he is a hundred years later, according to the temperament of these two boys, he still doesn't know what basket to poke out, who will wipe their butts when the time comes?

Fortunately, Ah Hai and Feibao in Shijia Town are worry-free.

Otherwise, he Lin Fengjiao is afraid that he will have to make his apprentice angry to death before he dies!

"Senior brother, don't feel distressed." Jing Zhou responded with a smile.

There is a great talent under the stick.

Teacher's nephew, if you don't obey, you will be beaten.

Wencai Qiusheng glanced at each other, and the chrysanthemums were cold.

Uncle Shi not only beats ghosts ruthlessly, but also beats people!

Day 2

The zombie story spread in Renjia Town.

There was a lot of movement in Ren's Mansion last night, and those who saw zombies with their own eyes were not only a few of Ah Wei's subordinates.

Fortunately, Ren Fa has a great prestige in Renjia Town, and Uncle Nine came forward to explain, and the people in the town did not cause much panic when they heard that the zombies were killed.

"Everyone remember, zombies are not scary, black dog blood, chicken blood, glutinous rice, can cure zombies. As long as everyone works together, we can also subdue zombies if they appear! Ah Wei took a few of his subordinates to deliver glutinous rice door to door, and by the way, to the people in the town, to promote a wave of "zombies are not terrible" theory, that look, as if zombies really stood in front of Captain Hewei, I was afraid that they would be caught in the yamen in a moment.

Many people who received glutinous rice looked at Ah Wei who took a figure-eight step, and they were not stingy with their words of admiration.

"Captain Wei is really young!"

"Yes, we have Captain Wei in Renjia Town, what zombies are you afraid of."

The security team was busy for a day, and Jing Zhou, Uncle Jiu, and his apprentices were not idle, so they were asked to ask for help, and they found a treasure of feng shui.

In the past, Ren Fa attached great importance to the treasure of feng shui, and after experiencing the old lady Ren, the importance of the treasure land of feng shui rose to 12 points, if he could not bury it, not only would his body be difficult to rest after death, but the fate of his descendants would also suffer.

By the time Uncle Jiu and his apprentice returned to Yizhuang, it was already dark.

"Qiusheng, it's so late, or don't leave tonight, go back too late, it's easy to meet ghosts!" Wen Cai pulled Qiusheng with a worried expression.

"I'd rather see a ghost than a master!" Qiusheng replied.

The master keeps a straight face all day long, and teaches people from time to time, and picks the door, the food is unpalatable, and he stays in Yizhuang, isn't he unhappy?

Qiusheng rode his bicycle and didn't look back and leave.

"Help!"

"Help!"

Qiusheng walked a few miles when he heard a girl shouting for help.

In broad daylight, under the bright and sunny situation, the husband was actually flirting with a girl with a good temperament and a handsome appearance.

It's worth it!

When the road is uneven, draw a knife to help.

He was born in autumn, but he has always had a chivalrous heart!

What's more, this girl seems to be more beautiful than Tingting!

Qiusheng threw down the bicycle and stepped forward to punch and kick the husband to save the girl dressed in white.

"Miss, don't be afraid, I'll send you back. Where is your home? "As a master of pickling girls, Qiusheng is still very conscious.

In this case, as long as the girl is sent home, what reason does she have not to make a promise? ”

"My house is there~" The girl in white snuggled in Qiusheng's arms and pointed forward.

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Next

Yizhuang

Uncle Nine went out to buy paper after eating early in the morning.

July 15 is approaching, and the money has to be printed.

Recently, the money below is worthless, and he, a bank class, can only print more points in order to solve the following problems.

It's all money!

Well, I have to learn from the four eyes in the future, and I am still too good to Wencai and Qiusheng, the two stinky boys, and I heard the junior brother say that the four eyes have changed clothes for the family music nephew for ten years.

After all, you have to live a smart life.

Glancing at Wencai, who was doing push-ups in the courtyard, Uncle Nine was in a good mood and walked out with his hands behind his back.

If the jade is not cut, Wencai and Qiusheng will not be able to make it, so they have to be sharpened.

Jing Zhou sat in the courtyard, holding a willow whip in his right hand and a bowl of tea in his left hand, tasting it slowly.

Not to mention, Uncle Nine's tea here is much better than rice.

At least you can drink it.

"Uncle Shi, can you take a break?" Wencai's body is relatively weak, unlike Qiusheng, who did less than a hundred push-ups, and was already out of breath and sweating.

The master is gone, and in his opinion, there is naturally no need to do any torturous ghost things.

Jing Zhou asked, "Don't want to do it?" ”

Wen Cai nodded vigorously.

What kind of support is this, does it work?

You can't use zombies!

Jing Zhou glanced at Wencai, raised the willow whip in his hand, and said with a smile: "It's okay, Uncle Shi is not an unreasonable person." ”

Wencai, who was originally going to stand up, wilted again in an instant.

Uncle Shi is reasonable, but he is just reasoning with his fists!

Wencai misses Qiusheng a little.

It's better to be beaten together.

Jing Zhou looked at Wencai and said, "Don't be reluctant, you kid can't endure hardship, if you encounter dirty things in the future, you will lose your life in vain." ”

"Qiusheng has her aunt, even if she doesn't eat the Taoist priest's meal in the future, there is a rouge shop, at least she can support herself. You kid is clumsy, and you don't have an aunt, what can you do after marrying your mother-in-law? ”

Wencai, who has been beaten a lot, said weakly: "You can still guard Yizhuang." ”

The master said that his temperament is the most suitable for guarding Yizhuang.

Wencai thinks so.

Anyway, every morning and evening, I put incense on the brother in the coffin, and burn a few pieces of paper at most.

He has been doing this work for more than ten years, so he is familiar with it.

You can do it with your eyes closed!

Jing Zhou scolded with a smile: "Do you think you can suppress Yizhuang? If it weren't for the presence of the senior brother, there wouldn't be much dirt in Renjia Town, and this Yizhuang would have been unstable a long time ago! ”

"Isn't there Tingting?" Wen Cai said in a low voice.

He and Qiusheng compete fairly, and the chances are still great.

It's really not good, and it's not impossible to get rich.

Jing Zhou laughed angrily.

This kid said he was fat, and he was really panting.

What kind of pillow does this have to sleep with before Wencai can make a dream of marrying Ren Tingting?

If Ren Fa is bitten to death by his own father, Wencai may still have a chance.

Dreaming is happy, and Jing Zhou couldn't bear to break Wencai's "daughter-in-law dream", so he immediately changed the topic and asked, "Wencai, what do you think of the coffin shop?" ”

Wen Cai didn't think about it, and said: "What's the matter, if you can make money, what kind of ghost does the master catch people?" ”

Jing Zhou said: "You can't say that, it's easier to make money from the dead than it is to make money from the living." Qiusheng has her aunt's rouge shop and can't look down on this business, you don't have an aunt. ”

Wen Cai panted and said, "Uncle Shi, it's really not profitable to sell coffins. ”

Jing Zhou said: "Who said that the coffin shop only sells coffins? ”

Wencai has a blank face, and the coffin shop doesn't sell coffins?

Jing Zhou explained: "As long as it is something that the dead need, it can be sold. ”

Wen Cai let out an "oh" and said, "That's not profitable." ”

After doing two hundred push-ups in a row, Jing Zhou let Wen Cai get up from the ground.

Wen Cai wiped his sweat and took the teapot and poured a few sips of water.

Seeing Jingzhou pondering, Wen Cai asked, "Uncle Shi, you don't really want me to open a coffin shop, do you?" ”

Jing Zhou said: "If you don't want to open a coffin shop, you can open a paper shop." ”

Wen Cai's face became more and more bitter, and said, "Uncle Shi, this is even less profitable. ”

Jing Zhou asked rhetorically: "Why don't you make money?" ”

"There are so many new things on the top, and there are no ones below, so you can't unify the pace?"

"Pocket watches, for example, are a rarity on them."

"If you burn the pocket watch, will the people below use it?"

"No!" Wen Cai shook his head.

He has only seen the rich people in the town use it from afar, and he doesn't know how to use it, and he definitely doesn't know it below.

Jing Zhou smiled: "It's good that you don't know how to use it below, you can tie up another book that uses a pocket watch, and you don't have to worry about selling?" ”

"Will it break if you buy a pocket watch?"

"If it's broken, you have to fix it, so tie up some more things to repair pocket watches."

Wen Cai seemed to understand something, and smirked to himself.

Why didn't he think of it?

Opening a paper tie shop seems to be quite lucrative.

At this time, Qiusheng walked in from outside, his steps were floating, and his face was pale, as if he was seriously ill.