Chapter 2 Crossing the tunnel and getting on the sedan chair
Between being lucid and confused, she seemed to have many dreams.
In the dream, the flower master was angry and holding slippers, scolding the street while chasing her all over the house. She howled and ran to the balcony and hid behind her father, who was watering the flowers, and his father beat her a few times like a chicken.
In the dream, she was thirteen years old at dusk, and she stepped into the front yard of her house after school to find Daddy Hua lying motionless next to his bicycle. Later, Grandma Hua came back from the hospital and said that her father had gone to sell salted duck eggs.
In a trance, the people in the car were noisy, and Hua Mo remembered to see what was going on, but her eyelids were too heavy, and she wanted to adjust her sleeping position, but she seemed to hear her aunt's voice.
"The tunnel is collapsing!"
Flower foam seems to have slept for a long time, and her headache is as bad as a hangover. She rubbed her temples, how did this seat turn upside down? The driver's uncle is afraid that he has a nautical heart, so he will drive the car as a ship.
Trying to hold up your eyelids, etc...... Where is this?
The body is covered with a mandarin duck cushion embroidered with gold thread, and a red tent is tied on the dark brown wooden board around it. There is a window on each side, which is covered with curtains like the door in front. There was no bus, no driver and aunt, she was the only one sitting in this trembling ...... On the sedan chair?
Hua Mo sat up and found that the rotten skirt that had been split to her thighs was gone, and she was replaced by an embroidered red robe. His hair was also recoiled, and he wore a silver Pisces Locks around his neck, and he wore some colorful knots on his left wrist.
Oh, my God...... Sleepy, right? Hua Mo hurriedly pinched her thigh.
Hurt! It's not a dream!
Obviously he was still in the car before going to bed, why did he wake up and get on the sedan chair? Suona sounded outside, as if there were a lot of people talking. She hurriedly leaned to the window and quietly lifted a corner of the curtain to peek.
There were many people standing on both sides of the street, but they were dressed in period costumes! The woman closest to her walked beside the sedan chair with a big sunflower fan, twisting her big buttocks and smiling like a coquettish matchmaker.
"Auntie," Hua Mo beckoned, whispering to the woman to come over, "this is ...... Halloween in Weihai? β
"Huh?" The matchmaker looked puzzled with an incomprehensible face.
Hua Mo raised her eyebrows tentatively again: "Cos...... playοΌ β
"Oh, girl, what are you talking about, why can't the old body understand? It's not good to sit back and let people see it! The matchmaker closed the curtain.
Huamo shrank her head, remembering that when she slept in the car in a chaotic manner, her aunt seemed to say that the tunnel had collapsed, and now the people outside were dressed so strangely, could it be that she had ......
She gasped and shuddered to open the curtain again: "Auntie, here...... Is it the yang or the underworld? β
"Look, that's the bride!" A slug child held a rock sugar gourd in his mouth, pointed at the flower foam and shouted, and the people around him also talked excitedly towards the flower foam.
The matchmaker hurriedly moved to Hua Mo and lowered the curtain: "Oh ancestor, what are you talking about!" Today is your big day, so stop talking nonsense! β
"Whose big day? Who's married? "Could it be that you didn't succeed in escaping? Knocked out by the flower master and dragged home?
"Naturally, it's you and He Qingxian, the eldest son of the He family. Girl, I see that you sneaked into the alley to drink soju on the eve of your exit, and the wine has not yet woken up. "It's really frustrating.
Who is He Qingxian? Hua Mo noticed that the wood on the edge of the window was carved with the word "He". No, it stands to reason that she should be married to He Tianze, and Grandma Hua would not sell her to someone else's family so soon.
If all this is not a prank, if he is still alive, then there is another possibility -
Crossed over!
Hua Mo's heart was about to jump out: "Auntie, is the emperor Jiaqing?" β
"Don't call the saint by name, that's going to kill your head!" The matchmaker sweated, this girl is really not a worry-free master, and the He family will have to ask for more blessings in the future.
Unexpectedly, after a blind guess, Hua Mo swallowed his saliva: "Then who am I?"
The matchmaker was stunned and couldn't help laughing: "Girl Child, don't tease the old body, you are the main room where the eight members of the He family carry a sedan chair to meet the door." Now the yellow flower girls of every family in our Liangcheng are all very red-eyed. The ancestral rice industry of the He family monopolized the entire Qing Dynasty, and also supplied rice to the imperial court, so you will not have to worry about food and clothing for eight lifetimes. β
Don't wait for eight lifetimes, the current flower foam has become a bitter gourd face. How did such a magical encounter land on your head? In modern times, I was forced to kiss the baby, and I traveled to ancient times but I couldn't be a free and easy woman, even if I had to experience blind marriage and dumb marriage. She beat her heart, flower foam, flower foam, "Red Sun" is the theme song of your life, it is really upside down, and it has twists and turns. This time, we must not go against the grain as we did in the past.
We must fight to the end!
Huamo cleared her throat and exerted all her strength: "Stop the sedan chair!" β
Hearing the movement in the sedan chair, the matchmaker was frightened, and quickly walked over and lifted the curtain: "What happened, young girl, don't scream." "Why can't this unfortunate boy sit in peace?
Hua Mo once again forced out the power of the wilderness, and his voice was about to break through the Tianling Gai: "I said, stop the sedan chair!" β
Like dropping an atomic bomb, the sedan chair finally stopped, and even the surroundings were quiet.
Hua Mo opened the curtain and peeked out at the situation outside, good guys, all of them stared at him, and whispered to the people around him. She cleared her throat, stepped off the sedan chair hard, and when she looked up, she saw a person in the front across the kissing procession, staring at her.
That indifferent dead fish face...... Isn't it He Tianze!
What's the situation, thinking that you won't be able to recognize you after changing into a costume? Still riding on a horse and pretending to be chic? It's too much to play tricks in a different way! The anger in Hua Mo's heart suddenly rose, and she pointed at the person on horseback and gritted her teeth: "You! β
The matchmaker hurriedly pulled her back from behind: "Baby girl! Oops ancestors! Hurry up and get into the sedan chair, what's wrong with you? β
Hua Mo shook off the matchmaker's hand and wanted to rush up to scratch the face of the dead fish, but who knew that the man actually made a light gong directly from the horse's back to "fly" in front of Hua Mo, and a fan against her jaw: "The lady is so anxious, what is the so-called matter?" β
"He Tianze, you trick me." The foam turned her head and her lungs were about to explode.
However, the corner of the man's mouth in front of him was full of mockery: "Why did the lady say this, I really don't understand why the husband is a husband." The familiar face and tone of voice were exactly the same as when he said "Do you think I want to marry you" in the changing room.
Hua Mo was so angry that blood welled up in her head, and she was about to open her mouth to ask what was going on. Suddenly, a black shadow flashed beside her, and she was slapped on the neck, and the whole person seemed to have stepped on a pile of cotton, and fell lightly into the arms of the dead fish face.
He Qingxian picked her up, she just wanted to resist, but she couldn't open her eyes at all, and the little strength she had left was only enough for her to purse her lips in protest.
"Ahhh This was the last sentence that Flowerfoam heard before she lost consciousness, the ghost roar from the crowd.
Guys, don't you think you're asking for a kiss?
When she woke up again, she was already lying on the marriage bed, her stomach rumbling with hunger.
There was no one else in the wedding room, and there were red candles and dishes on the table. Hua Mo pressed her forehead with her left hand, touched her neck with her right hand, got out of bed and moved to the wooden table, picked up a chicken leg and gnawed it slowly, thinking about what crime she had suffered this day, her head had not finished hurting, and her neck was slapped again.
Who is that He Qingxian, and why does he look exactly the same as He Tianze?
DiDi β DiDi β
Suddenly, there was a noise from the bottom of the wooden table. This familiar vibration...... Isn't it just the alarm ringtone of your phone! Huamo immediately fell to the ground, reached out and pulled out her beloved mobile phone for a wild kiss. Turn on the screen, at 0:10, there is still 25% battery left, enough to make a phone call, cry, make trouble, and hang herself to let Grandma Hua take her home! The signal is also ...... It's good, not a single square.
Scum! I can only turn off the phone and stuff it back into my pocket in frustration.
"Young lady, young lady!"
There was the sound of eager footsteps outside the door, and Hua Mo was shocked, and hurriedly threw away the chicken leg bones that she had stolen, and lay back on the bed and pretended to be dead. She heard a squeak, and someone took two or three steps, but the sound suddenly disappeared. Someone clearly came in, why was there no sound again? Holding her breath, the flower foam slowly propped up a slit in her eye, thinking that she didn't know it.
"Flutter!" I heard a young female voice laughing, "Young lady! β
Flowerfoam's eyes widened as she saw the two people standing beside the bed. One is a little girl with a ball-haired hair, who looks like a little maid. The other is the groom official who made her stupid and couldn't tell the difference, and the two eyebrows that were slightly raised seemed to express "I knew you were pretending to be asleep".
The little maid stepped forward and held her hand tightly: "Young lady, it's great that you're awake!" I am your personal maid Xiaolan, and I will serve you in the future. β
Xiaolan's enthusiasm made Hua Mo a little confused, so she could only nod her head in agreement.
"The lord and the lady have waited too long, and have gone back to their rooms to sleep. I'll step back first, so as not to disturb you and the young master's candle night! β
"Eh, don't go!" This Xiaolan, after finishing speaking, a puff of smoke slipped away and closed the door!
He Qingxian looked at her with his hands cocked, and evoked a contemptuous smile: "Don't go, are you still waiting for everyone to watch you snore, grind your teeth and talk in your dreams?" β
"Who the hell are you, you? Don't come here, stay away from me! Hua Mo shrank to the corner of the bed vigilantly, and clutched the quilt tightly, leaving herself in the same room with this well-dressed beast, it was too dangerous!
The "well-dressed beast" turned around and walked to the wooden table, blew out the candle, stared at her in the darkness for a long time, and popped out three words: "He-Qing-Xian." With that, he began to loosen his clothes and untie them.
Flower foam is scared silly, is it true? Isn't he He Tianze? And I'm about to have a cave with this ancient man?
The pitch-black eight-pack abs glittered in the moonlight, and the two mermaid lines were "swimming" closer to her, and the flower foam swallowed her saliva, and with the little bit of reason that still existed, she thought of a truthβββ
Run!
The slick fish seemed to know what she was up to, and before she could touch the ground with one foot, she was suddenly caught in his arms and pressed back into the bed. Behind him is a soft futon, in front of him are soft and hard abs, and the hot staggered breathing makes Huamo's heart beat faster.
Was the chicken leg you just ate drugged? Otherwise, how can you be a little dizzy?