Chapter 42 The gold medal moon old man is the most invincible
Otherwise, people can be scholars, and even quarrels are quite elegant. The people who eat melons don't understand the inside story, and when they hear it, they are just in a fog.
What is it windy and rainy, to put it bluntly, don't you just want the two couples to admit that they messed up the last event, so that the He family can make a mess in public, and by the way, they cheapen this group of paparazzi and make a big fuss?
If you continue to argue like this, you will only leave more arguments for others. He Qingxian smiled lightly, and had no intention of continuing to argue.
Having dealt with these people for many years, he already knows what kind of character this Liu Bianling is. Standing up again, pretending to come forward to reprimand the apprentice, it is clear that this master is a bad belly and the biggest instigator behind it. How many times, even if He Qingxian had time to block their mouths with silver taels, he would not be able to raise this white-eyed wolf, and it would be the He family who would see the report next time.
This kind of behavior is probably too vulgar and contrary to the high morality of the literati. But for Liu Bianling, fame and fortune are the essence of the existence of the anecdote station. Well, since others took the initiative to send it to the door, how can there be any reason to let it go? As for fame, it is not a sin for a man to live for only a few decades, and to be satisfied with occasional vanity.
Helplessly, the opponent's defense friend didn't answer, and punched the cotton, the old fox couldn't hold his face, snorted from his nostrils, and shook his mustache: "Songbai, as a senior brother, you didn't take their little ones well, and this month's salary will be halved." ”
It's a big pot.
I have to carry it in front of so many people.
The little junior brothers tacitly turned their heads to look at the man at the head, and between the brothers, this attention salute was regarded as comfort and sympathy. Thinking back to their so-called senior brothers, they are often not in the limelight at all, and they are unlucky enough to teach a lesson.
Songbai glared at the unsuccessful junior disciples, and turned his head towards the old fox hanging high, as if squeezing out a word from the back molars.
“…… Be. ”
"Oh, Liu Biaoling, I know that you are a good way to educate people, don't scare our young lady He."
The old woman has been secretly observing from the side for a long time, and seeing that the two sides are almost pulling each other, the task of the master to make things difficult for the He family is completed, and it is time to come out and play a round.
Hua Mo met the cunning gaze of the old treacherous man, and only responded with a smile on his face. Other people's plays are energetic, she is in the mood to see it, why did she come out and interrupt it in a dignified manner!
"Look, I've been standing and chatting for a while, and I guess the two of you are tired, please go into the house with the old man to drink tea and rest."
The old woman turned around and made a look, and Liu Bianling immediately understood.
Since it's Xue Bingren's meaning, let's stop there. The old fox glanced at He Qingxian to show a truce, and waved his sleeves to arrange the group of disciples: "Jin Lin, Mu Chuan, you two go together to help with the dots." The others followed me back to the anecdote station. ”
Unrelated personnel scattered, and the old woman beckoned the He family and his party to follow her into the house, hunched over and twisted to lead the way.
He Qingxian coughed twice deliberately, woke up the little cousin who was immersed in the yellow world, and warned her with her eyes to put away the books quickly, otherwise don't blame him for going back and seizing the bunch of books that plagued teenagers.
Xiang Tongtong stuck out his tongue, casually stuffed the notebook back into his sleeve, and put up his frothy arm: "Cousin-in-law...... What are you looking at? ”
Huamo didn't say anything, muttering a name on her lips.
Makikawa?
I couldn't help but turn my head sideways and look at the man whose name was very inconsistent. It's really hard to associate such elegant words with the obscene little paparazzi who sneaked up the wall that night and tried to eavesdrop on the newlyweds' cave night......
The little paparazzi sneezed violently, strange, where is the strange wind? He glanced around, but he didn't expect to meet the gaze of the flower foam, only to realize that she was staring at him!
Hua Mo paused for half a second, then reacted immediately, and smiled softly at Makikawa as if nothing had happened. Although she was discovered and peeked, she couldn't lose her generosity as the young lady of the He family, and she had to continue to pretend no matter how she was.
Scold...... Hehe...... I don't know what the purpose of Mrs. He's smile is, Mu Chuan was about to pull the corners of his mouth and respond politely, when suddenly a familiar black shadow cut off the intersection of the two eyes, and he was so frightened that he immediately retracted his neck tremblingly.
No way, where the responsibility lies, you have to keep an eye on this kid without words. Actually, he didn't do anything, but put on his signature poker face and walked with this anecdote station member with a voyeuristic history. So nervous, isn't there a ghost in your heart? It's better to follow a little closer.
Hua Mo was amused by the little paparazzi's confession, which provoked He Qingxian to look in her direction, scratched a glance at Mu Chuan, and joked in a weird manner: "Your cousin-in-law looks at the wall, the apricot blossoms and fruits are almost ripe." ”
"Apricot fruit? Where...... I didn't see it! Xiang Tongtong craned his neck to look around, and touched the flower foam with his elbow, "Cousin-in-law, do you see it?" ”
Hua Mo turned her head suspiciously, looked around, but there was no fruit, and the apricot blossom could not see a petal. What is he talking about? Leng Buding looked at Shang He Qingxian's smiling eyes, and was sarcastic again.
"Don't you see? This garden is full of spring. ”
Xiang Tongtong was sure that the leaves he saw with his eyes were yellow, and he said confusedly: "Spring? "It's almost autumn...... Brother Qingxian, didn't he have another head disease, right?
What apricot blossom fruit...... Spring scenery...... Can't close the garden full of spring? Flower foam suddenly realized.
This is in response to the cruel words she left behind when she ran away from home before, and she is about to turn into a red apricot and go out of the wall!
Immature! Bai glanced at He Qingxian, and Hua Mo explained to the girl Tong: "Your brother Qingxian is reciting poetry against him, don't worry about him." ”
"But it's not, Young Master He, Young Lady He is really good at laughing." The old woman turned around and joined the discussion as it should.
Don't bully people because you're old and your ears are not good, you can hear it clearly in front, these people want to ruin Xue Fu's business and cause her coffin to be in ruin, right? No way! Thinking that she had discovered the signs of the He family's troubles, the old woman straightened her back proudly, and even her voice was a lot harder.
"The master has ordered that no apricot trees should be planted in the whole house, and no apricot fruits can be seen, lest our VIPs and officials get bad luck when they come to the house."
Bad luck? If a woman goes out of the wall, it is bad luck, and it is unfortunate for the family. And what about men? Three wives and four concubines are blessed, and they are great joys. What a double standard!
"Let Mama see and laugh, my Langjun is funny with Cousin Tongtong, Xue Bingren's thoughts are naturally the most thoughtful." Hua Mo was a little unhappy in her heart, but she still answered with a smile on her face, "You see, these gifts for Xue Bingren are all good luck. ”
Since it is so superstitious, sugar-coated cannonballs must have worked.
The old woman glanced at the pile of gifts wrapped in red cloth on Wuyan's body, okay, this little girl, the words are impenetrable. He wrinkled and smiled: "Young Lady He is really polite. Come, you will sit and drink tea in the front hall first, and the old slave will go and ask the master to come out. After that, he ordered the two maids to entertain him, and bent down and retreated.
Well, the threshold of the front hall has not yet been stepped into, and there are only two subordinates who can't be the master to perfunctory them, and they have to let the guests who take the initiative to come to the door wait for the host to appear? It's a big one. He Qingxian glanced at Hua Mo and raised his chin, and Hua Mo could only shrug helplessly.
Go in and wait, what else can you do?
Although it was left to the side, I have to say that the furnishings in the living room of Xuefu still made Hua Mo's eyes shine. The indispensable statue of the old moon god, the ornaments of the two immortals, and the cushion embroidered with peach blossom patterns are full of gold, red, and pink tones, which are particularly festive. Except for the four shiny characters of [Gold Medal Iceman] hanging in the center, she couldn't tell for a while whether this brand was more vulgar or Hefu's [Grace of a Meal] was more earthy.
"What a cute fox." Xiang Tongtong casually picked up the puppet on the table and played with it, and handed it to Hua Mo's eyes, "Cousin, look, it has nine tails." ”
Hua Mo looked at it: "It's a nine-tailed fox." There is also a peach blossom printed on the center of the eyebrows, and the expression is very realistic. The people who are matchmakers really have very mixed beliefs, and the gods and ghosts that are conducive to marriage are all refused.
"Ahem...... Ahem......"
"Put it away." He Qingxian heard movement outside the living room, and whispered to remind Xiang Tongtong to put the puppet back in its place.
In the next second, Xue Bingren was supported by the maid and made a grand appearance. He wore a cotton hat on his head, wrapped in autumn clothes, and his white lips opened and closed: "It is rare for Mrs. He, the son of He, to come to the cold house, and I will bear with me if I miss the distance." ”
In this battle, Xiang Tongtong's mouth opened in fright, and the two puppies at the anecdote station were also stunned.
"Xue Bingren's words are serious." Hua Mo hurriedly greeted Xue Bingren and hugged Xue Bingren's other arm, "You should rest well when you are sick, we came to disturb you without knowing it." Pretending to be true, if it weren't for the fact that the flour at the corner of her mouth was not evenly smeared up close, she would have believed it.
She gave He Qingxian a sweet smile, he understood in seconds, and bowed his hand: "Xue Bingren is ill and entertains He and his wife, which is really unpleasant." ”
"Oops, where." Xue Bingren patted Hua Mo's hand soothingly, and smiled back, "Since the last conference, I have always wanted to find an opportunity to visit Hefu, but unfortunately this body is not angry." ”
Taking the initiative to bring up the matter of the conference, the purpose is obvious.
"Yo, sit down and talk." Hua Mo didn't answer her stubble, helped Xue Bingren to sit down on the wooden chair, and threw a look at Wuyan, who understood and stepped forward with a bunch of gifts.
Xue Bingren leaned back against the cushion and looked at the red gift cloth on the black-clothed man suspiciously: "This is?" "The voice is weak, and the sitting posture is the posture of the master's house.
Receiving the signal of the flower foam, he lifted all the red cloth without a word, and the melon-eating crowd stretched their necks to look in the middle.
"Flutter!" Zhai Jinlin let out a chuckle, and was immediately glared at wordlessly before retracting his expression.
Trotters...... Shoe...... Pastry?
"Mrs. He, this is a generous ...... What is the purpose of generous gifts? Xue Bingren stared at the most eye-catching big pig's trotters, and couldn't help but be a little stunned. I have been a matchmaker for decades, and it is the first time I have received such a ...... Uh, a special gift.
"Xue Bingren, these are all auspicious gifts specially made for you." The corners of Hua Mo's mouth raised the largest arc, regained the signature smirk of sales, and spread out his palms to tell the story. "The big pig's trotters are stamped with a red seal, which means that your business is prosperous. Western-style cake means sweet and sweet, and it rises day by day. New shoes, our apologies, and thank you for your magnanimity. ”
Everyone was stunned when they heard this, and suddenly, she secretly took out a red paper envelope from the inside of her clothes, pretending to be mysterious and approaching Xue Bingren's ear: "Little care, if you accept this envelope again, you will definitely be healthy and lucky in the future." ”
After a few sweet words bombarded, Xue Bingren's anger really disappeared a lot, but he couldn't let go for a while, and everyone was looking forward to her reaction. Yes, you can't seem to be too talkative!
"Mrs. He Shao is too polite, Xue has no blessings." awkwardly pushed the red envelope a few times, and was stuffed back into his arms by the flower foam.
Push again, stuff again.
Retreat and plug again.
I saw that they pulled back and forth for a few rounds, and the men present were not easy to interrupt, let alone come forward to find out. He Qingxian gave Xiang Tongtong a look and sent his cousin to capture the target together.
Xiang Tongtong's eyes rolled and joined the lineup with a sly grin.
"Xue Bingren, the little girl admires you the most!" Xiang Tongtong rushed to them, solemnly put the little yellow book in the target's hand, and then blinked his starry eyes, "My beloved and treasured book is dedicated to you, this book is simply written for you!" ”
"The Gold Medal Moon Old is the Most Invincible"?
"You are the world-famous moon elder in the world!" Xiang Tongtong first slapped his ass loudly, while Xue Bingren pondered the title of the book, and then whispered: "And if you look at the content in it, it's all good things!" ”
The two cousins looked at each other and smiled, reaching some kind of tacit understanding, and Hua Mo took over the baton and assisted: "Yes, Tongtong specially left it for you." The ladies and ladies of Liangcheng rushed to buy it and didn't buy it! ”
After turning a few pages, facing the big and small eyes, Xue Bingren's face was visibly redder than the original even if it was separated by a few layers of powder.
Ahem, the women of this He family are really good at killing!