Chapter 51: The Top Temptation of Flowers Like Jade
"Senior nephew, let's go, come to my room, Uncle will take you to look good."
Hua Ruyu grabbed his arm, with an evil smile on her face, her eyes were even more squinted, looking at her nephew as if she was looking at a piece of fragrant fat.
"Don't, Uncle Shi!"
Jiang Hu couldn't help but tighten the chrysanthemum when he heard this, trembled slightly, and hurriedly refused. The experience of his previous life told him that it is generally not good to go to such and such a room to look good, but he doesn't want to be educated to be an adult.
"Uncle Shi wrote a few new poems yesterday, I want you to give you a lesson or two, you are now a famous talent in our hot tide, you can't refuse."
“...... I don't read much, don't lie to me. ”
"Oh, don't worry, I don't have a dragon yang fetish."
The history seems to be strikingly similar, I remember that half a year ago, Jiang Hu also said this to a child of the Gao family.
Fortunately, I just tasted the poems, and I was secretly relieved in my heart, and the constricted chrysanthemum couldn't help but loosen, thinking that I still had some cultural skills, so I nodded and readily agreed.
The two hooked their shoulders and crossed the courtyard and crossed the corridor, and met some disciples of Tianlong Mountain on the way, most of them were outer disciples doing odd jobs, and the eyes of these people looking at Jiang Hu now were slightly different.
A few disciples who were sweeping the floor saw the young man, and their eyes lit up, as if they had seen an idol.
"Uncle Hua, Senior Brother Jianghu......"
"Uncle Shi is good, my brother ...... early"
There were also a few female disciples, and there was a tactful autumn wave between their eyebrows, which made Jiang Hu feel uncomfortable.
"Senior nephew, do you know? You're so famous now! ”
Since Jiang Hu's poems in Shadow Moon City have spread to the imperial capital, the entire imperial capital has been boiling, especially his poems, which have caused great repercussions in the imperial capital.
A song by a teenager: There are vines and grasses in the wild, which has already caused a sensation in the entire literati circle.
The poem is estimated to be passed down for centuries.
Take advantage of the eternal ......
If it weren't for the fact that the young man was his nephew, Hua Ruyu would have pulled him to kowtow now, but he didn't expect that his nephew would be a real merry genius, and he was a great talent.
Hua Ruyu's favorite is poetry.
"You know, I've caused so much trouble......"
came to the National Teacher's Mansion, because he died so many people in a row, of course he became famous. Jiang Hu let out a long sigh when he thought of this: "Alas-"
"Not this! It's your poetry: wild with vines. Hua Ruyu was excited, and said with an excited smile: "Now the whole imperial capital is singing your poems, there are vines and grasses in the wild, and the love story between you and Gao Lan'er has become a household name......
It turned out that in the eyes of outsiders, he and Lan'er were a pair of infatuated people who worked hard for love, Jiang Hu knelt for two days and two nights for the girl, and the girl broke off all relations with the Gao family for the boy.
After listening to Uncle Shi's words, Jiang Hu instantly felt that there was no love.
So......
Love is gone, right?
Jiang Hu couldn't help but smile bitterly, raised his head and asked Cangtian speechlessly.
The sky is blue, like a calm sea, without any waves, like my mood at the moment, there are no waves in the ancient well. I don't bother to explain it now, so let's follow what Uncle Shi thinks. I don't want to save anymore, I don't want to save it, destroy it, hurry up......
When I came to the courtyard where Uncle Hua lived, I passed through a long corridor and went to the bedroom.
"Senior nephew, I'll give you something to show you in a while, and you are not allowed to leak it to outsiders."
"Okay—got it."
Isn't it just a few poems? It's like a thief, it seems that Uncle Shi still has self-knowledge, and he knows that he can't write well, so he can praise it for a while.
The door was opened by Hua Ruyu, and a strange smell came to the nose, and the furnishings inside suddenly appeared in front of him.
Inside is actually full of flowers, and there is no cave.
The bedrooms of the spell master and the ordinary original master are very different, and the treatment is also different, the hall is very large and wide, and there are many flowers and plants around it, which makes the whole room fragrant. In the center is a large table with talismans, as well as many talismans and portraits, which are hung on the display table next to the wall. There are inkstones of different colors on the table, and the inkstones are not scented with ink, but have a faint fishy smell, which seems to be mixed with the blood of some demon beasts.
It's like an art student's room, but there is no portrait, and all that catches you is a quaint desk, and a lot of talismans and ink....... And flowers.
It turns out that the life of a charmer is quite similar to that of a master of calligraphy and painting, writing and painting can not only cultivate sentiment, but also improve cultivation.
It's really enviable.
"Why does the room need to be big, there is not much fragrance of flowers, uncle, your room is really elegant, it is really a model for scholars......" Jiang Hu couldn't help but admire.
"Hahahaha, my nephew is too famous."
As soon as the door was closed, I heard my nephew recite half a small poem, which made Hua Ruyu extremely excited, and couldn't help laughing: "I have something beautiful in my room, so I'll bring it to you to enjoy." ”
As he spoke, he walked to a table, opened the drawer and took out a calligraphy and painting.
As soon as the picture opened, a picture of a beautiful woman suddenly appeared in front of me.
Bare...... Spring...... Gongtu!
Jiang Hu's eyes widened in disbelief, didn't he say that it was good to appreciate poetry? How did it become a tasting palace map?
The girl on the painting is delicate, and the blessing is infinitely fragrant sitting on the bed, and it should be copied by a famous artist on the spot to paint so vividly.
"Uncle Shi...... What is this for? ”
Jiang Hu's heart is full of joy, there are really good-looking things in Uncle Shi's room, and he can also teach himself to be a big man!
"This is my proud painting, painted in the Teacher's Workshop, you see, there are many more here."
As he spoke, he took out a lot of picture scrolls, each of which was lifelike and endlessly beautiful, and Jiang Hu's old eyes were dizzy and hot. "Uncle Hua...... Don't ......" He wanted to stop it, but he couldn't say anything! It's like crazy, trying to endure the physical discomfort and desperately prevent the derailment of the spirit.
Unexpectedly, Uncle Shi painted so many girls, all of them like flowers and jade, and he couldn't forget to return.
It's crazy!
Uncle Hua is a famous merry and talented man of the fire tide, who lingers in the land of fireworks all the year round, known as the fire tide nymphomaniac, and he is entangled when he sees a beautiful woman. These paintings were made by other hands, and they couldn't be more normal.
No wonder Ling Zhu disliked him very much, Jiang Hu finally knew the reason.
It's so perverted!
But...... I really like it......
Jiang Hu was embarrassed and blushed.
Hua Ruyu enthusiastically introduced the origin of these paintings, the women he read when he was in the romantic places, they volunteered to be models, and they also paid for it.
It's a model of white prostitution!
"Master and nephew, these are my proud works, I have countless flowers like jade, the imperial capital is called: ten thousand flowers in the bush, the little white dragon in the waves, these are just one percent of the vulgar things in my painting collection, if you want, pick whatever you want, I have more here."
"This ......" Jiang Hu just wanted to say that he would accept it, and then he thought of Master Lingzhu, what would she think if she knew that she had hidden these beautiful pictures, and besides, to save her temper, she had to castrate herself! Thinking of this, he shuddered for a moment, and immediately refused: "No need...... Uncle Shi, these ...... It can only affect my cultivation. ”
"Really, don't you?"
The young man's refusal made Hua Ruyu seem to be extremely surprised, you must know that even Da Xiong, a big man of steel, couldn't help this top-level temptation, and secretly exchanged the silver with himself, how could his nephew and nephew endure these obsessive and intoxicating pictures at a young age.
It's not a man!
Unless there is something unspeakable about the nephew.
Thinking of this, Hua Ruyu couldn't help but look at Jiang Hu's lower body, could it be that the rumors were true? The teacher and nephew really don't lift it! Thinking of this Hua Ruyu, it suddenly dawned on me that this is the only possibility.
After all
No man can resist this naked temptation.
"Hmm...... No, thank you Uncle for your kindness. Jiang Hu endured a painful refusal, his heart was dripping blood.
He secretly admonished himself:
Woman - it only affects the speed at which I draw the knife.
At this age, I must study hard and make progress every day, I must put an end to temptation, refuse astringency, calm down and practice well, and I can't focus on these things. Jiang Hu seemed to have an evil villain in his heart, frantically telling him to accept these naked temptations, but when he thought of the master's spiritual blessing, the evil villain was pressed to the ground and rubbed by the girl's righteous incarnation.
Sure enough, the girl has become her own demon.
"Oh-well." Hua Ruyu was a little gloomy when she heard this, and she rolled up the scroll and put it in the drawer. He opened his mouth while scrolling through the painting: "Uncle Shi called you over this time, and he didn't specifically look at these, Uncle Shi actually has something to ask for, please help." ”
"What's busy." Jiang Hu was inexplicably vigilant, he already knew that Uncle Hua had nothing to do, and he was either a traitor or a thief.
Hua Ruyu accidentally got drunk with her companions yesterday, and boasted about Haikou in the Yancheng Huadu Sect Workshop, saying that she would take Jianghu to participate in the Huadu Poetry Meeting held by Wenzong tonight.
At that time, the people of Wenzong wantonly smeared Jianghu,
said that Jiang Hu had a name, and the poems were not made by him at all, and also said that he was a treacherous man, with a crooked mouth and slanted eyes and improper facial features.
“...... On top of that, they say you don't lift! ”
Hua Ruyu said that when she was excited, she was so angry that her face was red. At that time, Hua Ruyu was in the flower building, where could she hear this kind of evil words and evil words in the Jiaosi Fang while she was drunk, and she also put down her bold words, saying that the Huadu Poetry Club would definitely bring Jiang Hu's nephew to participate in the poetry meeting and beat everyone.
And today is the last day of the Huadu Poetry Club.
After listening to the story, Jiang Hu was suspicious in his heart, Uncle Shi was a first-class master, how could he get drunk easily.
"Uncle Shi, I can't agree to my nephew, you also know that I am grounded now, and I should strictly abide by the punishment, and I can't break the law and break the rules."
He didn't want to go to Huadu with Uncle Hua to meet him, but now he is still in the lockdown period and can't go out. If it was usual, it would be out and out, and there would be no worries, but now it really can't be done.
"Senior nephew, you and I secretly went out, I don't know what to be afraid of, as long as you are willing to go, these will be sent to you."
After that, he took out two blasting charms and a stand-in charm.
The blasting Fu Jianghu knew that it was extremely powerful and extremely lethal. This stand-in charm is even more difficult to buy, and it can be activated by the Force and become your own stand-in.
The arrogance of the Fu Master is beyond Jiang Hu's imagination, and as soon as he makes a move, it is an object worth a thousand gold.
He tried his best to resist the temptation and refused: "Even so, Uncle Shi, forgive me for not being able to go, you know, I have to reach the copper skin and iron bones to get out of the National Teacher's Mansion, these are all things outside my body, at least for half a year, useless." ”
At his current speed, it is enough to reach the copper skin and iron bone in half a year.
"Senior nephew, think about it again?"
"Don't think about it, these are things outside my body, and if I come, it will only hinder my cultivation."
Jiang Hu began to deceive himself, using this excuse to prevaricate himself, and decisively rejected these low-hanging treasures.
Hua Ruyu frowned slightly, these were already the best belongings he could come up with, a blasting talisman would cost a lot of heavenly and earthly treasures to refine, and the materials and technical requirements were extremely high, and if you were not careful, it would be refined into waste, and it was extremely rare on the market.
Not to mention the stand-in, the number of slaps in his hand can be counted, and there is basically no sale on the market, is this little guy ignorant of treasures?
Or does he want more benefits?
He pondered what Jiang Hu said, and suddenly realized.
"Senior nephew, as long as you are willing to go to the Huadu Poetry Club with me, I will teach you how to make talismans, how about it?"
In order to tempt Jiang Hu, Hua Ruyu can only sacrifice the ultimate mystery and completely grasp Jiang Hu.
It was to teach him how to make talismans.
"Is that true?"
"Seriously, a gentleman is hard to chase after a word!"
"Uncle Shi, in this case, let alone going down the mountain during the grounding period, my nephew can go up the sword mountain and down the sea of fire for you, and I will not give up!"
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