Chapter 2 The world is sober, and visitors from outside the mountains

"Okay, well, since you want to hear it, I'll tell you about Dream of Red Mansions."

"Go Xiaoling, call all your friends over and listen together."

"Hehe, I know, teacher, you wait a while, I'll be back."

The lark put the peach blossom cake on the stone table lightly and flew away happily.

"Teacher, you are eccentric! My old pig's signature leg of lamb, isn't it as good as the birdman's peach blossom cake? ”

The pig-headed man named Lao Pig held his roast leg of lamb and was aggrieved.

was originally fierce and vicious, and he could scare crying children outside, but at the moment he looked particularly cute.

This contrast is reflected in his body, which looks ugly and cute.

"Old pig, it's not that I don't like to eat roast lamb shanks, but you, this guy, listen to me "Zhu Bajie Marrying a Daughter-in-law" this time, no less than thirty times.

You're not tired of hearing it, I'm tired of saying it, okay.

And I just told you yesterday, and I want to say it today, let's give this opportunity to others. ”

You Ming was also a little helpless.

It's not that I'm impatient, but I think this old pig is very interesting.

The book "Zhu Bajie Marries a Daughter-in-law" is excerpted from the fragments in "Journey to the West".

The content is not very much, but it is rich, as well as Zhu Bajie's delicate emotional portrayal.

Although Zhu Bajie is very ugly and still a demon in the eyes of outsiders, he is indeed a man who does not do much in Gao Laozhuang.

Marrying a daughter-in-law is also a dignified and upright Ming media is marrying.

It's a pity that shemales have different paths, and it is impossible for the other party to accept Zhu Bajie.

It is precisely because of empathy that this pig-headed man likes to listen to such a paragraph.

You Ming naturally didn't know the real reason why he liked this paragraph, and he didn't pursue it too much.

"Old pig, come here, let me touch you if you're fat again."

"Hehe, forget it, teacher, I just came over after roasting the leg of mutton, and my body is oily, so I won't dirty your hands."

"That's right, teacher, I'll put the roast leg of lamb here, and I'll come back to you in a few days.

Also, I have benefited a lot from your lectures this year, and I feel that I will ...... very quickly."

At this point, the old pig instantly closed his mouth.

Because behind him, a green snake appeared, and with its thigh-thick tail, it directly blocked his mouth!

"Old pig, what you just wanted to say, I didn't hear clearly."

"No, it's nothing, I just wanted to say, I'll just prepare a few more copies of this leg of mutton.

I'm patronizing you, Teacher, and I haven't eaten my own dinner yet, hehe......"

The old pig's stupid speech made people laugh.

You Ming shook his head and smiled, obviously used to the stupid appearance of the old pig.

"In this case, then you can eat your own first, and you don't have to leave this leg of lamb to me.

Wait a few days, you want to come and listen to the book, just give me another copy.

But to be honest, it's a pity that you can't eat this craft today. ”

"It's a pity, it's not a pity at all, this is still yours, teacher, I'll go back and do it myself."

With that, the old pig fled from here.

His forehead was covered with beads of sweat, and his whole body was even soaked with sweat.

What's more, on the neck of the pig-headed man, there is even a huge cyan python!

It was this python just now that stopped the second half of the other party's sentence.

After the pig-headed man was quite far away, he breathed a sigh of relief, and immediately sat down on the ground, gasping for air.

"Xiaoqing, don't strangle, I'm about to be strangled to death by you!"

"Humph! You deserve to be strangled!

Who made you talk so much, almost exposing the fact that we are not human.

Do you know that our identity must not be detected by the teacher!

The human beings of this world are so arrogant and conceited.

Once the teacher knows that we are not human, how can he be willing to continue teaching us?

What's more, now even the Demon God is difficult to protect himself, and it is already very good that we now have such a piece of peach blossom paradise on the side of peace.

I don't want to disrupt everyone's lives because of your words. ”

Xiaoqing got off the pig-headed man's body and immediately transformed into a human form.

The teal tunic swayed in the wind.

His long hair fell down to his waist, exuding a faint cyan.

The delicate waist, smooth skin, and the face that captivates the country and the city all prove her peerless appearance.

What's more, she is obviously a shape-shifting demon, but she exudes a humane and heroic aura!

This is the Confucian temperament of a scholar who has never been killed.

"To be honest, Xiaoqing, if you are willing to leave Taoyuan and go to the territory of the demon god, you will be able to take the position of the demon king for the next time.

Even if you are a demon lady, there is no problem.

You're much more beautiful than those outside, the bewitching sluts of the foxes!

Of course, their knowledge will definitely be beaten by you! Hey! ”

The pig-headed man smiled, that ugly face, compared to the fat body, compared to Xiaoqing, is simply a heaven and an underground.

There is no comparable qualification!

But Xiaoqing didn't dislike the other party, but turned around and pinched his pig nose hard.

"You dead pig, you learn pretty fast!

Tell me, did you learn from that sycophant? ”

"No, no, no, you misunderstood me......"

The pig-headed man was about to explain, but Xiaoqing let go of his pig's nose and rubbed it against him.

"Forget it, I'm too lazy to bother with you, I still have to listen to books.

If Xiao Ling hadn't mentioned it to me when he passed by, I would have come early.

Hell knows, what trouble you can cause. ”

With that, Xiaoqing walked towards the Peach Blossom Garden.

The pig-headed man stayed in place in embarrassment, and only after Xiaoqing left, he reluctantly walked in the direction of his house.

And yet at the very moment he turned around.

A pair of eyes, as if looking at prey, look at yourself!

A tiger, a rabbit, and a Piao holding his head!

The three of them jumped out of the bushes, frightened the pig-headed man, and immediately jumped on the spot!

"Hahahaha, old pig, why are you still so timid?"

Ah Piao, who was holding his head, fell to the ground with a smile.

The rabbit on the side rode a tiger and swaggered in front of him.

"We've all seen what happened just now!

Old pig, you don't want to be known to others about the fact that you almost exposed your identity, right?

So what to do, you know it, right? ”

The little rabbit showed a sly expression, and the old pig trembled and nodded immediately!

"Understood! I know it all! ”

"I'm going to treat you to a big dinner tonight!"

……

Meanwhile.

Beyond the Peach Blossom Source Forest, there is a land full of vitality and greenery!

There are mountains, water, and forests.

Green is everything here.

The small animals are chasing and playing freely, without a trace of worry.

And yet at this very moment.

A sharp blade broke through the air and directly pierced a pure fawn through the body!

"Senior brother! You're so capable! I love it! ”

A female voice rang out.

The admiration is almost overflowing in the eyes.

The man who was small and handsome, but less than one-tenth of You Ming, was dressed in a green shirt, and his fingers turned into swords and were slightly together.

In an instant, the sharp blade that had just shot out was directly recalled by him into his hand.

"Senior sister, this is all trivial.

Today, we're roasting whole deer.

But before that, you still have to walk ahead and find a place where you can camp. ”

"Uh-huh, senior brother is the best!"

"Whatever my brother says, I'll do it!"