Chapter 158: Meet the Parents

Lin Ling's movements immediately stunned Blair.

Death, such a miserable death?!...... My master is still alive and well, but how can I talk about dying so miserably?!

And his master is sitting there now, is this young man named Lin Ling having bad eyes, or is he hallucinating when he sees things?!

Just when Blair's thoughts were racing and wondering whether Lin Ling had a disease in his eyes or a hole in his brain, the scene that happened again had made him forget to even pick up his chin.

I saw that the gray-robed old man with a wrinkled face, that is, his master, actually just sneered after seeing Lin Ling's movements.

"Tsk, I haven't asked you to sell chrysanthemums yet, how can you die?!"

Is this still his majestic master?! Who will tell him who this pervert who has an unusual love for chrysanthemums is!

Blair sprayed on the spot, but then he immediately knew again, and he thought he already knew his master...... It's so sweet!

"Where is it, old man, you should be old and strong, the more you work, the more courageous, the lower limit is unfathomable, the festival is full of self-overflowing streets, and the three hundred rounds of the war every night are not a problem, it is simply a sperm worm on the brain, and the breeding pig is reborn......"

Lin Ling was still talking endlessly, Blair was about to pee, this and this...... He almost thought of his master slashing people after he was furious.

It's just that, to his surprise again, the old man snorted and sneered at Lin Ling: "I haven't seen you for a year, you kid is itchy and looking for abuse again?"

What is that?

Blair was stunned for a moment, but when he was stunned, Lin Ling seemed to be covered by a caterpillar, and trembled: "Don't, old man, if you dare to do that, I will definitely break the jar and tell me about you peeping at Ilya and his adoptive mother taking a bath at night!"

"Tsk, just say it, anyway, Lao Tzu doesn't have a good reputation. ”

"Then I'll say that the former Pope of the Star-Moon Temple was a perverted pedophile. ”

"Yes, so I raised you since I was a child, and you can imagine how much torture you suffered, and everyone was very moved, and then turned a blind eye. ”

“......”

Lin Ling was rarely silent for a full minute, and finally held back three words: "You are ruthless." ”

I'm sorry, it's two words - it can also be seen how helpless Lin Ling is now......

But by this time, Blair on the side had already lost his mind to be surprised, and there was only a string of words left in his mind to scroll back and forth.

it! This is definitely not my master! This is definitely a twin! This is definitely his mistake in a daze! This is definitely his fault that he discovered the hidden world line, but the fault of the world!

Finally, the old man scoffed, and then looked up at Tialouca, who was standing on the side.

Xiao Ya is quite trembling now, because Lin Ling had told her privately before she came, the person who came to see this time was probably the old man who raised Lin Ling since childhood.

So the girl naturally regarded this process as a legendary ...... Meet the Parents!

She was worried about what the old man was dissatisfied with her, but unfortunately although she was intentional, she was powerless - with Xiaoya's IQ, she couldn't think of such a complicated thing, so when the old man looked at her, she only made one action......

Giggle!

The old man snorted: "It looks pretty good, it's really worthy of my hard work to snatch it from the ancestral land of the Sacred Weapon Clan, and you kid really restored her?" not bad...... How many hairs did you?"

"Seventeen...... Tsk, old man, what are you doing asking about this? Xiaoya, I won't let it go to you! If you still have a little lower limit, then don't beat your nephew's idea, or believe it or not, I'll send your fruit photos to Tianxun!"

After a series of troubles, the million rult king is once again in operation under the influence of unknown subordinates, and after the assurance of some big forces, this time there will definitely be no more hijacking incidents from the last one.

But then again, didn't those big forces guarantee absolute security last time?

This is the silver who sees the silver and the silver sees the base.

Well, I looked at it and there was no typo.

After the Million Rult King was in operation again, he relied on the power of the Spirit God Phantom Prison to establish a new communication system, the so-called 'Heavenly News'.

Tianxun is somewhat similar to a telephone, but it has more functions than a telephone, and can realize group sharing, and the specific effect can refer to Weibo and Twitter intranet......

Because all the inherent technologies are very mature, it took more than three months for Tianxun to go from conception to realization to production and promotion of equipment, that is, the time that Lin Ling traveled through.

The current Tianxun public community is a place similar to the forum or post bar in the previous life, although it is still very immature and backward compared to the template on the earth, but the specific prototype has appeared.

Nowadays, many nobles are proud to be able to use the heavenly news.

And if you send the photo to Tianxun...... The result is almost the same as the Yan [beep-] door, which will definitely be discredited among a large group of people, and then framed to the sky.

But the premise is that Tianxun can send pictures. The old man sneered.

Lin Ling was speechless for a moment.

-- That's another question.

The launch of technologies such as Tianxun and King Millions of Luerts is all cross-era, and it is not a new technology that has been fully researched and launched, in essence, it is actually just a promotion of the related technologies of the ancient Spirit God Hell, and its foundation is still based on the Spirit God Hell, and many researchers have not necessarily studied the Spirit God Phantom Prison thoroughly.

Many researchers have been able to create millions of Ruert Kings and Heavenly News with the Spirit God Hell, but it doesn't mean that they can create them again if they are given the same materials.

The difference between the two is that one is that the ancients have already built low-level rough houses, and these researchers only need to be responsible for the decoration, while the other is to give them a bunch of atoms and let them build a villa.

In short, the tech tree is crooked.

Therefore, this has created a situation where pictures are allowed to be shared on Tianxun, but the technology of the relevant equipment that can take pictures is still stuck in the relatively original reading equipment of the gramographic stone.

One of these two is to cut down a tree with a primitive stone axe, and the other is to cut a tree with a high-frequency vibration knife, although both have cut down the tree, but the difference between them is simply tired and unloved.

But there aren't many photographic devices in this world that can be used maturely, and even if they do, they are controlled by big forces, because many times they lose their mysterious surnames, and many things are not easy to do......

It's like many people believe in the two gods of the stars and the moon, but no one has ever seen what the real gods of the stars and the moon look like. If there are two photos of the two gods of the stars and the moon circulating, and then everyone finds out that one of the two gods of the stars and the moon is a pseudo-mother, and the other is a sister, believe it or not, the faith group established by the Xingyue Sect will fall apart tomorrow and the water will flow backwards?!

So this strange situation has emerged: Tianxun allows the sharing of pictures and photos, but in fact, there are few devices on the Xingyue Continent that can intercept images.

Lin Ling was instantly stabbed in the death hole - when he left the Great Revival Era, he got a lot of alchemy props from Xiwei and Tavel, but unfortunately the camera was directly discarded by him as a useless thing......

"Hmph, old man, you didn't come here to fight with me, did you?"

In the end, Lin Ling still opened the topic - this story on the subject really can't go on.

Besides, are there two people who have been forgotten?

"You kid came here and finally thought of asking the right question? I thought that your conscience had found out and sent me a New Year's greeting. ”

"Don't you see I'm here? Even the incense has been brought, and the products produced by Hongliuzhai must be high-quality, and they can't be burned for three days and three nights. ”

"You didn't light the fire, did you?!" the old man continued to scoff.

This time, Lin Ling finally ran out of options, not that he didn't continue the topic of nonsense, but the old man's magic skill [sneer], ah no, it was the old man's dismantling skill [sneer] that had completely reached its peak, simplifying the complex, and it was clumsy, not like it could be in the world.

No matter what topic you talk about and what kind of fart, he will always give you a sneer, and the atmosphere on the spot is completely gone, even if Lin Ling's cheekiness comes a few more times, he can't say anything.

As for Blair's position as a bystander?

- Please, who is going to tell him who this perverted old man is full of bullshit! Where is his master hiding? Give his master back his teeth!

"Okay, in that case, then I'll get straight to the point, what is Xiaoya's background background, and when Roshi City first competed for Yohina, did you also have a hand behind it?"

The old man admitted that he was very single: "I did have a hand, and I was really passing by at the time and thought it was a little interesting, so I stayed with him for a few weeks." As for the background of this little girl you are talking about? In fact, Lao Tzu didn't know, it was only dug up from the deepest part of the ancestral land of the Holy Weapon Clan, and I am afraid that even the Holy Weapon Clan itself did not know the existence of this little girl. ”

"It's really irresponsible, as a qualified villain, you should at least complete the commentary!"

"Villain?" the old man sneered and glanced over, "Lao Tzu loves to explain or not, can you manage it?

"Come on, dead old man! Lao Tzu is now a peerless master who once dominated the continent! You scum just let the horse come!"

Lin Ling put on a posture.

Bang -

Bang bang -

Lin Ling was empty, Lin Ling fell to the ground, and Lin Ling entered a near-death state.

After a while, Lin Ling got up again, patted his ass as if he had nothing to do, and sighed: "Old man, you are still so crazy about catching bullies and blowing up the sky...... It's a pity that you don't want to be Long Aotian, as long as you change your body, the girl will definitely come to her face properly. ”

"Hush. The old man sneered, "Lao Tzu has been to more women than you have eaten, what other do you kid?!"

"Wow, it seems that you are really all over the world, old man, and it was really right for me to spread the rumor that I was your illegitimate child?!"

Blair, whose chin fell to the ground and hadn't picked it up yet, was a little stunned and dragged Tialouka, who was still giggling: "They...... What are they doing here?!"

Who can tell him what these two guys who keep tearing each other down are doing?!

"Hmm......" The girl tilted her head, thought for a moment, and smiled, "I think, they must have not seen each other for a long time and are exchanging feelings, right?"

Blair: "............, exchange feelings for a ball! He's never seen someone who has been tearing each other down for two hours without getting tired!"

"Actually, the purpose of Lao Tzu's coming to the Gester Kingdom this time is very simple. ”

I don't know when, the topic of Lin Ling and the old man finally got to the point.

"In order to kidnap your Majesty the King, who has been your childhood sweetheart for many years, and then marry the prince?!"

Blair is on the back again...... Your sister, if you finish the topic well, you will die if you talk about it again!

After more than an hour, Blair finally figured out the general relationship between his master and Lin Ling, and the purpose of coming to Geist.

It is said that a magic sword from a long time ago was sealed here in the Kingdom of Geist, and the specific history is so long that even the historical records are almost gone, even the old man has obtained the information with great difficulty, and it is not confirmed whether it is true or not.

You must know that after this kind of myths and legends, heroic legends have been sung a lot, the more they change, the more outrageous they become, maybe it's just that 10,000 years ago, a ♀ was sent a burning stick on the ground since [beep-], and after 10,000 years, this burning stick was turned into a dragon slaying god omnipotent anti-heaven artifact It is also possible.

At the same time, Lin Ling also talked about the situation he had encountered in the past few days, and by the way, he also talked about the situation of Blair and his little lover, during which it took more than an hour to argue again, and finally the old man came to a conclusion mysteriously.

- That magic sword must be sealed under the Geist Kingdom, and most likely under the royal capital of Impell!

Since ancient times, even in the different world of the Star and Moon Continent, the location of the capital of the kingdom and empire has been chosen in the location of the Feng Shui treasure land, if it boils down to the essence, it is the dense area of the leylines, and even the area where the ridge of the leylines passes!

Correspondingly, the existence that needs to be suppressed is often mysterious and evil, and ordinary forces cannot be suppressed, so it needs to be suppressed with the help of the endless and vast leylines or even the ridges of the leylines, in order to let them be wiped out by the power of time.

Therefore, the method of suppression and abrasion is sometimes called 'if we can't kill you, we will disgust you'......

"Oh, why?"

Lin Ling came to be interested: "Old man, you were still saying that you were not sure just now, but now you are sure in the blink of an eye, could it be that you have reached the highest skill of seeing the wind and making the rudder......?"

"Oh, since you admire it so much, why don't you kid kneel and lick Lao Tzu?"

"Then don't need to, your old Hong Kong feet can't afford to enjoy it, why don't I introduce you to a friend of the giant clan to ensure that your old feet are comfortable from the beginning to the end?!"

Blair, who had just finally heard the subject for himself, almost fell to his knees again. As for Tialouca, she was still giggling......

The two of them are talking nonsense......

At this time, Lin Ling finally came to the conclusion that the old man was just passing by, but he was intrigued by the events that happened in the city, including the space explosion last night and the spread of the curse, so he stopped.

As for Blair, of course, he sent a message to inform him to come and serve Master......

In addition, the old man also thought that the target of the organizers of this incident was likely to be the sealed magic sword, and as for the specific reason, the old man was directly silent.

"The magic sword Apophis, the legendary god-killing sword that reached the realm of gods in the body of a mortal, caused chaos on the continent in the early primeval era, and was finally sealed by the remaining gods and the rest of the masters.

At the same time, the magic sword Apophis is also called the strongest possibility for all living beings in the future to break the shackles of man and god!"

"Wow!" Lin Lingzhi clapped his hands, "Old man, I found that you are very aggressive no matter what you do! Your apprentice is only at the seventh level now, and he is still far from the Star Level, you will tell me about becoming a god now, are you teasing me?"

Why are you called gods? and not powerful mortals?

This is a question that countless people have pondered.

God also has joys, sorrows, seven emotions and six desires, and God is beyond his power, and God will die - so why is one a god and the other a man?

This question has plagued countless people for a long, long time, and it was not until later that there was an answer.

That's because of the absolute disparity in the level of life - just as the fandom will separate himself from the ants, but will never consider himself above the monster, the difference between mortals and gods is also manifested.

But become a god?!

In the more than 1,500 years of the ancient Star Moon Continent, Lin Ling's cultivation realm once touched the third realm transformation realm of the Supreme Transformation Realm, this cultivation was enough to dominate one side in the ancient era, presumably even if he was not a big boss in the ancient times, he would definitely not be mixed up badly.

But...... Become a god?!

If you say it is good, it is far away, and if it is difficult to say it, it is the chrysanthemum and toes on a person's body - unless you are a pervert, it will always be a relationship that cannot be beaten.

And now...... The old man is actually thinking about such a long-term problem?!

"I told you that you can't become a god now. The old man sneered, "Just give you a goal, and when the time comes, you just don't embarrass Lao Tzu when you compete in the final competition." ”

"Competition?!" Lin Ling heard some questions again, "Is there an appearance fee?!, otherwise I won't play!"

"Of course there is no appearance fee. The old man touched his chin, "But you can think about it, and directly trick that person's disciple into being his wife, so that even if we win without blood, it would be better." ”

"Then you still want to tell me why your apprentice has something to do with Chengshen, right?"

"Since ancient times, human beings have seen the world around them, all kinds of strange things, lightning and thunder, violent storms, and natural disasters [***], casualties and ......"

"Rub, dead old man, don't give me the introduction of Zhu Xian copied by Lao Tzu!" (To be continued.) )