Chapter 367: Ah Xing is stunned (begging for subscription)
Outside the pig cage village, a man wearing an old suit that he didn't know from which garbage can stood at the gate of the pig cage village.
The man is in his thirties, and his hair, which has not been taken care of for a long time, is almost up to his shoulders.
The beard is unkempt, and a pair of eyes reveal helplessness about life.
Next to Ah Xing, his friend Fat Tsai Cong looked at Ah Xing without opinion, waiting for his orders.
The two of them had been hungry for a day and a night, and they were already hungry.
I came to the pig cage today to blackmail and fill my stomach.
"Fat Satoshi, I'll listen to my instructions later, don't mess up again!"
Ah Xing once again solemnly instructed this friend who was almost a braincase, in case he made another leak.
Because, every time he did something before, Fat Satoshi not only couldn't help, but also dragged him back.
It is also Ah Xing's heavy feelings, thinking that the other party's braincase seems to be abnormal, if he leaves, he will definitely not be able to live, so he did not drive the other party away.
"Okay!"
Fat Tsai Cong confidently agreed.
Seeing this, Ah Xing patted Fat Tsai Cong's shoulder twice, and then said:
"Let's go, let's do bad things!"
Ah Xing walked into the pig cage village with Fat Boy Cong, looked at the busy appearance of everyone in the village, and observed which one was better to blackmail.
At first glance, Ah Xing saw Luo Fan, dressed in black, lying on the Taishi chair basking in the sun.
Tall, even burly,
I've checked my eyes, but no.
A man carries five sandbags on his shoulders.
, inhuman, this can't be beaten.
Eh, Ah Xing saw a short middle-aged man with fried fritters in the distance.
But suddenly I thought that there was a pot of hot oil next to the other party, what if the other party splashed himself with hot oil?
No, no, this one doesn't work either.
In the end, Ah Xing fixed his eyes on a dilapidated barbershop.
The shaver inside looked stupid and stupid, and the thin one didn't have a few taels of flesh on his body, and the pants always only covered half of his buttocks.
Obviously, this is a stupid, skinny man.
That's it.
"Fat Satoshi, wait a while for you to get your hair cut, and then we pretend to be people from the Axe State who cut their hair and don't give money."
"In the end, not only do we not give money, but we also extort some money from the other party, you must resist it, you know?"
Ah Xing said as he glared sharply at the fat house Satoshi.
Satoshi Fat Zhai patted his fat chest and nodded violently, indicating that it was no problem at all.
Seeing that the instructions were finished, Ah Xing walked towards the barbershop with Satoshi Fat House.
"Boss, my eldest brother has a haircut!"
As soon as Ah Xing arrived at the store, he glared at the popping sauce and said.
Seeing this, Satoshi Fat House cooperated and sat directly on the barber chair.
Sauce Bang immediately wrapped up the cloth and took scissors to cut the other party's hair.
After a few minutes, the sauce blast ripped off the cloth and put down the scissors, and it was done.
Then, all the hard work was just for the end, he looked at Ah Xing with a stupid face, and said:
"Five cents!"
Ah Xing had expected it, so he walked over and patted Fat Zhai Cong, signaled him to be fierce, and then blackmailed the other party.
It's just that he slapped him a few times, but Satoshi Fat Zhai didn't react, and he snored.
Nima!
Ah Xing knew that this guy was unreliable, so he looked at Ah Xing and said:
"Friend, this is my eldest brother, a person from the Axe State, I came to you to cut my hair to give you face, so you can also give face and get some money out."
When the sauce burst into words, don't look at him stupidly.
But that's just how he looks, but he's actually very smart.
In an instant, he understood that the other party was trying to blackmail himself, but he didn't panic at all, and said:
"Whoever comes has to give money, give it quickly."
Seeing this, Ah Xing knew that he couldn't scare the other party like this, so he came to Fat Zhai Cong and twisted the fat on the other party's waist violently, and Fat Zhai Cong woke up.
Seeing this, Ah Xing hurriedly gave a look, and shouted at the same time:
"Big brother!"
When Fat House Satoshi heard this, he instantly ripped off his clothes, revealing a fat body.
On his chest, two crossed axes are tattooed.
The fat house shook violently, the two axes on his chest shook non-stop, and his face showed a fierce look.
Seeing this, Ah Xing felt that it was already in place, and then put his arm around Bang Chan's shoulder and said:
"Friend, my eldest brother is powerful, he will kill people if he is powerful, you can give me a few dozen yuan casually, and I will help you intercede with my eldest brother."
Hearing this, Jiang Bang directly rolled his eyes and glared at Ah Xing, and said:
"It turns out that you are trying to blackmail me!"
Ah Xing slapped the sauce on the shoulder and shouted:
"Yes, I'm just blackmailing you, if you don't give it, I'll smash your shop today, and then kill you, are you afraid!"
When Jiang Bang heard this, he turned his head to look directly outside, and said fearlessly:
"I'm not afraid, even if you kill me, there are thousands of me!"
Ah Xing also felt wrong at this time, and quickly turned his head to look outside the barbershop.
I saw that most of the residents in the pig cage village came over and surrounded them.
Ah Xing secretly said badly, he couldn't imagine that the residents in this pig cage village were so united, one person encountered something, and the rest came to help.
Now, not to mention blackmail, it's even a question of whether you can get away.
At the very least, there will be a severe beating.
Ah Xing hurriedly shouted:
"Big brother, big brother, someone is coming."
………
It's just that no one responded to him.
Ah Xing's heart sank, and he turned his head to look at the chair, and the fat house Satoshi was asleep again at such a time.
When it was over, he knew that this guy couldn't be trusted.
So, Ah Xing could only look at the crowd and said:
"I'm very powerful, my fists and feet have no eyes, I'd better choose one to fight alone."
Ah Xing chose to choose around, took a fancy to a thin old man with glasses in the crowd, and said:
"You, that's you, look at whom!"
Hearing this, the old man walked directly out of the crowd, and then clenched his two fists, revealing his muscle-swollen pectoral muscles.
Seeing this, Ah Xing was immediately stunned, and hurriedly said:
"Eh, I respect the old and love the young the most, change one."
Ah Xing looked at the crowd again, pointed to a child and said:
"Kid, it's you, come out quickly."
Seeing this, the child walked out with a confused face.
Then, he ripped off his shirt, and his tendon meat was exaggerated.
Ah Xing was coaxed again, and hurriedly said:
"Forget it, I don't beat children, you can go back."
Then, Ah Xing looked at a thin man in the crowd who was only up to the chest of the race, and said with joy in his heart:
"That man, it's you, hurry up and come out for me."
Seeing this, the man stood up directly, and it was more than two meters tall.
It turned out that the man was too tall just now, and he was afraid of being in front of everyone behind him, so he built a bench and sat down.
Ah Xing was coaxed again, and hurriedly said eagerly:
"Eh, I hate dishonest people the most, you hurry up and give me back."
Then, Ah Xing glanced at the crowd and found that he really couldn't pick these old, weak, sick and disabled people to duel, because they were often the most powerful.
So, Ah Xing looked at a normal aunt in front of the crowd and said:
"Auntie, it's you!"
Aunt Wang carried a basket in one hand, and slowly came to the opposite side of Ah Xing, looking at him indifferently.
Ah Xing saw that it was a woman, and if he beat her, the people around him would definitely not be able to let him go, so he said with a concerned face:
"Auntie, in this way, you punch me first!"
After Ah Xing finished speaking, he stood in place with his hands on his hips, waiting for his aunt's punch.
In his opinion, how strong can a woman be, punch him in the stomach, and it will hurt a little at most.
Seeing this, Aunt Wang put the basket in her hand on the ground, looked at Ah Xing with a smile, and reminded:
"Then I'm coming, young man!"
"Come on!"
Ah Xing replied.
Seeing this, Aunt Wang immediately clenched her fists, took out her usual strength to dig the ground, her eyes condensed, and she slammed a fist on Ah Xing's stomach.
"Bang!"
A dull voice sounded, and Ah Xing only felt as if his stomach had been hit by a sledgehammer, and the pain was incomparable.
The body also fell down directly, holding his stomach and spurting a mouthful of hot blood from his mouth.
"Ahem... Ahem..."
Ah Xing coughed violently, and for a while he felt unsteady on his feet, trembling all over.
He couldn't have imagined that an ordinary aunt could be so powerful with one punch.
"Auntie, what are you doing?"
"I'm a farmer!"
Aunt Wang said as she lifted the basket on the ground in her hand.
"No wonder, no wonder the strength is so great!"
Ah Xing suddenly woke up, he knew that some women had more terrifying strength than ordinary adult men under the perennial training of farming.
After slowing down for a long time, Ah Xing felt that his stomach was not so painful.
So he stood up and watched the crowd wondering what to do next.
And at this time, Jiang Bang, a stupid guy on the outside and smart on the inside, had already called the charter wife and pointed at Ah Xingdao:
"Chartered wife, he is the one who blackmailed me!"
When Ah Xing heard this, he hurriedly turned his head to look at the charter wife.
Wearing pajamas, with a perm curling bar on his head, smoking a cigarette, and a fierce face.
The temperament of the charter wife directly frightened Ah Xing, and hurriedly said:
"It's an axe in there, don't mess around."
As a peerless master, the charter wife has been crisscrossing the rivers and lakes with her husband Yang for many years, and it can be seen at a glance that Ah Xing and the fat house Satoshi in it are probably people who fake the axe state.
So, he directly took the slippers on his feet in his hand and pulled them directly at Ah Xing's face.
"Smack!"
"Axe Bond, right?"
"Smack!"
"It's your big brother Axe Bang inside, right?"
The charter lady glared at Ah Xing, and slipped slippers on the other party's face.
Ah Xing blocked it with his hand and quickly retreated.
It's just that no matter how he blocks it, the charter wife's slippers can always be accurately pumped in his face.
Hot pain.
Ah Xing dodged quickly, and when he hid in the corner, he had no way to hide, so he could only stubbornly say:
"Dead fat woman, you wait for me to call someone!"
"Smack...... Smack......"
"Dead fat woman, huh?"
"Call someone, huh?"
The charter wife slapped Ah Xing a few times in succession before stopping, staring at Ah Xing with her hands on her hips.
Ah Xing's face was swollen and swollen, and he said:
"I'm just calling someone, don't regret it!"
After Ah Xing finished speaking, he took out a firecracker from his pocket, lit it with a lighter, and threw it outside the wall of the pig pen village.
"Bang!"
Firecrackers rang off outside the walls.
Then, there was a sound of footsteps, and then a dozen people wearing black suits, white shirts, black ties, and black leather shoes walked in menacingly.
The person in front of him was relatively fat, and the hat on his head was directly blown out of a big hole, and he was emitting green smoke at the moment.
Seeing this, Ah Xing knew that this was the real member of the Axe State passing by.
And his firecrackers happened to hit what looked like a big brother's head.
Ah Xing's legs are trembling at the moment, if he lets the other party know that the firecracker was thrown by him, what awaits him is a sharp axe.
The Axe Bang Fat Guy endured the great pain of being blown up by firecrackers on the top of his head, and came to Ah Xing and asked:
"Who threw the firecrackers?"
Although Ah Xing was extremely frightened at the moment, he improvised and said:
"Big brother, your own people!"
Then he pointed to the people in the pig cage village in the distance:
"Big brother, one of them blew you up with firecrackers, and said that he was not afraid of our axe state..............."
Ah Xing used his language skills to fool the fat guy.
After hearing this, the fat guy walked directly towards the people who had gathered.
In their early years, the charter wife and the charter husband were addicted to martial arts competitions with others, and finally their son was beaten to death by the enemy.
At this point, the two withdrew from the rivers and lakes, lived in seclusion, and vowed not to bother with the affairs of the rivers and lakes from now on.
So, the charter lady ran away directly, and ran back to the roof room in the blink of an eye.
Seeing this, the charter official hurriedly gathered the soil spilled from the flower pot, and then buried his head in it.
Seeing this, Luo Fan knew that there would be strong coolies and subtleties, and when Brother Sheng made a move, his body flashed and disappeared directly.
Only his Taishi chair was left, shaking in place.
This scene happened to be seen by Ah Xing.
"It's really weird in broad daylight!"
Ah Xing rubbed his eyes, looked at the Taishi chair again, and found that no one was sitting, but the Taishi chair was still shaking, proving that someone had sat on it just now.
The fat guy had an axe in his hand and walked towards the crowd.
Sauce Bang happened to be standing in the middle at this time, watching the fat guy coming, he stood motionless in place, and stared straight at each other.
The fat guy scolded:
"Get out of here!"
The sauce exploded at the moment, and said:
"I won't let me, even if you kill me, there are thousands of me behind me."
The fat guy laughed for a while, feeling that he had met a fool today, and then clenched the axe in his hand and slashed at Sauce Burst's neck.
He was confident that the axe could cut the man in front of him in half.
Because his axe is very good, a few days ago, the boss of the crocodile state wanted to run, but he threw an axe more than 20 meters away, and directly cut his foot in half.
To see that the axe was about to fall on Sauce Burst's neck, at this moment, an afterimage flashed, and the fat guy's body exploded out of the rear and smashed into a black vat behind, foaming at the mouth and unable to move directly.
Seeing this, the dozen or so axe brothers around him hurriedly ran to the fat guy.
The fat guy foamed at the mouth and said with a gun propped up:
"Call someone, call someone quickly."
One of his subordinates directly took out a signal firework and lit it, and with an explosion, the firework exploded, and the shape of an axe appeared in the sky.
Ten minutes later, hundreds of people from the Axe State came to the pig cage village.
The leader was emaciated, with a big comb and dark teeth.
It's the boss of the Axe State, Brother Chen.
Brother Chen came to the fat guy, looked at him foaming at the mouth, with a painful look on his face, and felt that his majesty had been provoked, and there was still someone who dared to do anything to the axe, and asked coldly:
"Who is it?"
The fat guy was almost speechless, and the peerless master chartered the woman's kick and kicked his bones to pieces.
And he only saw an afterimage flashing, and he felt as if he had been hit by a big truck, and his muscles and bones were broken.
"No, I don't know!"
Brother Chen saw that the fat guy didn't know who did it, and then glanced at the rest of the dozen or so subordinates, and shook his head.
Although he didn't know who injured the fat guy, Brother Chen knew that he was the one in the pig cage.
So, he directly ordered to go down.
A few of his men instantly grabbed a child and a woman and poured gasoline on them.
(End of chapter)