Chapter 24: Petty Theft
Since the fight on Sunday, Li Shouliang has returned to his ordinary life, polishing and learning the production of parts in class, and going home from work to read. It's plain and fulfilling. Among them, I went to an uncle's house for dinner, and when Li Shouliang came to the door, an aunt's eyes flashed with joy.
Li Shouliang didn't take anything when he went, and bluntly said that he was here to eat, and this performance directly made Aunt Yi finish the meal with a smile all the time. Uncle Yi didn't show anything, but took the initiative to give Li Shouliang two chopsticks dishes. It's just such a simple door-to-door meal that makes the old couple lose sleep for the first time.
This week, Xu Damao didn't do anything. But the other residents in the courtyard made a fuss, the reason is that the Li family put the salt jar in the common kitchen to cook forgot to take it back, and when I think about it, I will take it back with a small half finger. (People in the last century are prone to big neck disease, lack of iodine and salt)
There are so many fewer at a time, which family is dead, this is terrible, the Li family has a large population, but it has always been an ordinary family, living a tight life.
Then there was a disturbance in the compound, and it was originally a matter of not caring for oneself, but everyone didn't admit it, and they didn't say that they were spending it here. But the Li family is also in a hurry, and there is no way. The three masters were found in the evening.
So the general meeting of the courtyard was held in such a hurry.
Li Shouliang also rushed to hear the news, and everyone didn't have time to sit down.
The Li family directly stepped forward to complain, saying that someone had stolen their own salt. To talk about this thing, everyone looked at the three masters for the first time. Because although their family has not stolen anything, they have not taken it. But I've used things that people put in the public kitchen.
The third master blushed rarely, and said, "No matter how poor our family is, we won't steal other people's things." ”
Someone immediately retorted, your family has not taken it, but you have used it directly in the kitchen.
The third master immediately retorted: Then did I help your children make up for free classes later, just to find a supplement? At that time, I really didn't have anything at home, so I borrowed some.
The family who said this is really out of temper, if it weren't for the three masters who used their things and were caught, according to the temperament of the three masters, the make-up class must have cost money.
Then the three masters listed their family's alibi, and everyone could testify.
The flames of war have rekindled on everyone, and the people in the front yard and the middle yard are all suspicious. But everyone didn't say it, and the crowd was all watching the excitement.
Li Shouliang naturally thought of the "Thief Family" for the first time. Sure enough, neither the "Holy Rod Thief" nor his sister Xiaodang came out. Only Jia Zhang's came out, and he was looking left and right. Looking at it like that, it's a little empty-hearted, in the past, the family was lively and more active than Li Shouliang.
The case was solved, but I can't say it, because Li Shouliang has no evidence, it's all based on speculation, and I can't tell people that the stick terrier is a "thief saint". People don't believe it, either. It's worth saying.,I didn't lose a stick terrier.,The children are white and clean.,It's not like the other children in the compound who are a little yellow and thin.。。
Then the three uncles kept urging everyone to say it and go back, and the three masters made the decision not to let the Li family pursue it.
In this way, Jia Zhang's didn't move at all, and he looked like he was helping to find a thief to watch a good show.
The psychological quality is really good.
After waiting for a while, it was a child from the Li family's junior high school who spoke, so if it really doesn't work, let's find the street.
Sure enough, as soon as the children of the Li family said it, the family stood up and walked out, and the people also saw it, and they were all watching the excitement.
This trick can make the three uncles panic, and finding the street doesn't mean that the three uncles are not doing well!
The third master stepped forward and grabbed the man of the Li family, and persuaded directly: No, no, no.
Don't let people go to the house. Uncle Yi felt that it was not good-looking, and his face couldn't be hung up. The second uncle simply felt that if he let the street know that I was not doing well, then how would I be an official in the future. The three uncles are afraid that they will be gone, and the condolences and subsidies issued by the streets during the New Year and holidays.
But people are also in a hurry, this thing has been saved for so long and is reluctant to eat, and the good guy suddenly gave people a little half finger.
The Li family said: I will give the three uncles another face, stand up and apologize and return the things, and this matter is over. Otherwise, our family is not afraid that the excellent courtyard will not fall on our heads, and there will be thieves, can it still be an excellent courtyard, this matter is not bad for our family.
At this moment, the courtyard was lively. There is also such a thing as an excellent courtyard house. During the New Year, the street office of the "excellent courtyard" will distribute good things to the people in the courtyard, or a few taels of meat tickets, or oil tickets and the like.
When people's interests are threatened, either solve the problem or solve the problem.
People can't solve it, they can only solve it.
The third child of the Yan family immediately came up: I saw the stick terrier taking my sister Xiaodang into the kitchen with a jar and coming out again.
Hey, this time it directly ignited everyone's enthusiasm, that is, how did we forget that the middle courtyard lives in a family that loves petty theft.
Did you forget? There must have been a lot of it, but it was just because the Xian Jia Zhang clan was unwilling to tell the Li family.
Now that his interests have been damaged, didn't Yan Xie Kuang jump out immediately? Sure enough, someone at the beginning, and the remaining two also said that they had seen it, and even described it in detail. said that Jia Zhang's family was wandering around the yard, and when he saw the Li family coming out of the kitchen, he went in and walked around, and then went back to the house and didn't come out again, and after a while, the stick terrier and Xiaodang took the jar to the kitchen.
Ooh! This description, everyone's enthusiasm is even higher, the feeling is that the old thief does not move his fingers to make the thief, exercise the thief. The more I say this, the more ugly it becomes.
Jia Zhangshi scolded directly: "Which one of you doesn't open your eyes and farts, who doesn't tie your crotch and leaks you, it's obvious to you." You can. "The scolding is ugly. Everyone didn't care, anyway, the mood was already up, and everyone was chatting to themselves.
But the Li family doesn't want to. Jia Zhang's came out, and the Li family's family scolded Jia Zhang's, but they didn't expect Jia Zhang's to be left behind.
Jia Zhang's single-handedly scolding is ugly. Scolding other people's men for raising small people, scolding other people's women for raising men, scolding other people's children for not being successful, and scolding other people's girls for being bitches. The more I scolded, the more energetic I became, and I didn't see the ugly black faces of the other family.
Men are not easy to do, women and children are not taboo, except for men, the family directly tore apart Jia Zhang's, Jia Zhang's is scolding, and he doesn't even have a chance to run. I was caught by others, I was usually lazy to eat, and I didn't do heavy goods, where did I get the strength in my hands, and I resisted twice and was pushed to the ground and beaten. Hit the face with a bang.
This set of operations directly stunned everyone. The three masters also watched it for a while. I haven't had time to persuade yet.
Qin Huairu and Jia Dongxu came out, and these two people have been watching the excitement through the curtains at the door. When Jia Zhang's scolded a lot just now, he was still happy, but he was beaten in a blink of an eye, and he was quickly driven out, followed by the stick terrier and Xiaodang.
As soon as Jia Dongxu saw this situation, he wanted to step forward and make a move, other men were already angry, wouldn't it be good to beat the old woman and beat you. went up three times and divided five by two, and knocked Jia Dongxu to the ground and beat him under his body.
Qin Huairu looked at the uncontrollable scene, and was a little stunned, but in the end, she was used to staying in the countryside and seeing rural women fighting, so she came back to her senses and hurriedly went over and pulled the women and children of the Li family away.
Jia Zhang, who was beaten by the woman and child of the Li family, actually had a blue nose and swollen face. I'm afraid of breaking people.
Now that he came back to his senses, Qin Huairu pulled it, and stopped taking the child to stop. The man of the Li family stopped fighting when he saw it.
The mother and son were embarrassed and couldn't get up on the ground. It was Qin Huairu who pulled it up one by one. Jia Zhang shouted to sue the official.
Seeing that her grandmother was beaten so badly, she had already emerged at a young age, and said unceremoniously: "If you dare to beat my grandmother, won't you take a little salt from your family?" Tomorrow I will burn down all of your houses. ”
Ooh! The whole house stopped and looked at the stick terrier, as if trying to see what kind of color the child was.
The boy in junior high school of the Li family stepped forward and looked at the face of the stick terrier, which was two big ear scrapers. Snap the bow left and right.
directly covered the stick terrier, and then cried, Xiaodang was even smaller, watching his brother cry, crying too.
Qin Huairu didn't have time to stop it, seeing that the family was beaten like this, she was also sad and cried.
But Qin Huairu has a brain in the end. Through the tears of this meeting, he said: "Brother Li, I'm really sorry today, I'm cooking, I really don't know that my mother-in-law instructed the child to do such a shameless thing, I beat and scolded today, and scolded and scolded, you see this matter is over, okay?" ”
There was a burst of pear blossoms and rain, and the young men in the courtyard who were crying were swaying.
The eldest brother of the Li family didn't know what to say for a while.
The sister-in-law of the Li family spoke: Today's incident is also accounted for by our family, and our family is not afraid of your sue, and we don't want that bit of salt, so we should feed the dogs.
Then he dragged down the man of the Li family, and then took the child and said: Where to look, the eyes are about to grow to other people. Go home. Look at your worthless appearance. Also look!
The eldest brother of the Li family was embarrassed when he heard this, and smiled at everyone and left without speaking.
Qin Huairu was both a little embarrassed and a little proud when she heard this. The tears were stopped.
said to the three masters: I'm really sorry to disturb everyone today. After speaking, he bowed to everyone in the compound, and helped his mother-in-law Jia Dongxu to take the child home.
The farce is over. Everyone didn't talk any more, and Uncle Yi forcibly ended everyone's topic. Let each go home.
The silence of the night can't stop everyone's restless hearts and what they want to say...