Chapter 42: The General Assembly
A tense and exciting meeting of the whole house unfolded in a treacherous atmosphere.
On top of it is a table, three stools, and three figures at the top of the compound.
Near the left below, sits the protagonist of our conference, the silly pillar.
The rest of the figures are surrounded by three sides, sitting in front of them, left and right.
In fact, the three masters didn't want to hold this meeting, they knew the inside story, but they didn't plan to say it, it was not good to say. Again, if there is a thief in the courtyard, the courtyard will not be clean. Rumors and gossip are used to killing.
It's just a little excited, but fortunately, the three masters don't care, and they come to the conference to debate and debate.
Most of the people in the courtyard are following the trend. Only a few families in the middle court made a fuss, after all, it was a few of them who were the worst to spread out. Uncle Yi won't do this kind of thing, the Qin family is used to petty theft, they haven't done anything and are suspected of being suspicious, who can stand it. Naturally, there will be a fuss.
Xu Damao and Jia Dongxu pushed the boat down the river inside. After all, his family usually cooks and goes to Silly Zhu's house to "borrow" oil, salt, sauce and vinegar or something, taking advantage of Silly Zhu's absence.
Jia Dongxu is really brainless in it, and he is in a hurry, and the stupid pillar will be shaken out for you, see if you are still making trouble here.
Li Shouliang sat next to the stupid pillar and naturally received Xu Damao's white face. It's inevitable. When you take sides, you naturally take sides.
The participants of the conference have been noisy, and if they don't solve the problem, Li Shouliang is impatient to wait, tomorrow is Friday, and he will come back. At least all the big parts have to be made today. Then, the tenon and hole are ready for assembly. Sunday night at the latest, I have to show the full effect of the unpainted before He Yushui goes to school.
Otherwise, people are stupid and eat and drink to serve, and they come to fight at night, help you see wood and sweep up debris and so on, how can you waste time here.
Before Li Shouliang could speak. Uncle Yi spoke.
An uncle said: Today's meeting is mainly due to people in our courtyard, who don't agree with the pillar to lock the door, for fear that the street office will know about the "excellent courtyard" that affects our courtyard. Let's talk about it.
The second and third masters rarely did not speak.
Silly Zhu looked here and right, grinning, not serious at all.
A resident of the middle courtyard spoke first: Silly pillar, we all have work in the morning, and we didn't say much, I just want to ask, what do you mean by locking the door, who are you trying to prevent, what are the neighbors doing wrong, you name it. You locked the door without a sound. The few families in our middle courtyard who spread out are still not willing to have this face.
Immediately, other residents picked up and said: Yes, stupid pillar, if there is something wrong, you can say it, we will change it, but your lock door is really not good, and the street office will think that there are no good people in our hospital, so this year's "excellent" is gone, and the loss during the New Year is anyone.
Then there were different opinions, but the general meaning was these two.
Silly Zhu looked at it and said without any other meaning: Comrades, neighbors, good brothers and sisters-in-law, uncles and aunts. I don't mean anything else to lock the door, don't think about it, just try to see if the lock can still be used, otherwise it will be broken if you keep it placed.
Xu Damao shouted: It was a day of trying, have you finished trying? I'll take it off when I'm done.
Silly Zhu continued to say scoundrelly: That's not good, today is good, who knows if tomorrow will be bad or not.
The residents of the middle courtyard were a little anxious when they heard this, and they stood up and said: Silly pillar, don't be a scoundrel here, I just said, you lock the door, our courtyard is excellent, and the things sent out during the New Year are gone, do you pay for it? Your family has a big business, and you don't have to worry about eating and drinking in the cafeteria, but we can't.
Silly Zhu also became serious and said: I don't know if you have paid or not, but I have already paid it. What's wrong with love, I won't remove this lock. I'm still talking here, who dares to take advantage of me to go to work to remove my door lock, I will come back and smash the glass of their house.
That's a bit of a force.
The residents of the middle courtyard were also angry: Silly Zhu, don't be a scoundrel. Who made you pay, you name it. What a fuss at us people's stuff? Either you will unlock it, or you will pay us for what we sent for the New Year.
Silly Zhu didn't hesitate: Don't fart here, it's not the New Year yet, who knows if it's from our hospital this year. Just let me pay you something. Okay, I can remove the lock. If any of you asks me to remove the lock, I will write a letter of commitment, as long as there is a thief in my house, and there is something missing, you will bear it, and I will remove the lock, otherwise it will be useless for anyone to say.
If you ask me to unload, then you will sign.
Xu Damao spoke: Silly Zhu, why, why should people pay for it, and it wasn't stolen by others.
Silly Zhu turned around and followed Xu Damao and said: Grandson, shut your stinky mouth, he won't let me remove the lock, can the thief's family get in. Take advantage of my absence to enter my house openly, steal my things, eat my food, and drink mine.
Hearing this, everyone felt that something was wrong, especially Qin Huairu in the crowd, who understood when he heard this, this was aimed at their family.
However, hearing this, Qin Huairu thought that Silly Zhu had not guessed what their family was doing. Then there is a turnaround. You can't let the stupid pillar say it.
Qin Huairu Gu had to stand up, intending to intercept this stubble by himself. She is confident.
Silly Zhu, what are you talking about, it's all from the neighbors, it's all for your good, you are obedient. Remove the lock, the big guy won't be fine. It won't be what you say.
Li Shouliang looked at Qin Huairu, who answered the question, and thought to himself You are really confident, I didn't expect the stupid pillar to know the truth.
Silly Zhu didn't have much originally, everything was within the expected range. But Qin Huairu suddenly stood up to intercept his words and asked him to unlock it, which made him have a nameless fire. It was your family who did it, Lao Tzu locked it, pretending to be innocent here, pretending to be a good person, why did you go earlier.
Silly Zhu smiled instead, and said to Qin Huairu: Sister Qin, since you said so, then you should sign this letter of commitment. Anyway, someone has to sign it, I listen to Sister Qin, you sign it, I'll remove the lock.
Silly pillar, you fart, why do you let our family sign. Jia Zhang scolded in the crowd.
Silly Zhu said to Jia Zhang: Your family should sign, don't you know why? Your family has a criminal record.
As soon as these words came out in front of everyone in the compound, it was equivalent to tearing their faces.
Jia Dongxu stood up and came over to the stupid pillar, waving his fist and scolding: Silly pillar, you TND fart.
Silly Zhu can get used to Jia Dongxu, come over and grab it twice, and throw it forward. Snap, fall to the ground, end.
When Jia Zhang saw that Jia Dongxu was being bullied, he also rushed up, waving the Nine Yin White Bone Claw.
Silly Zhu didn't do anything with her, and ran around and ran two laps, and Jia Zhang's fat pig looked like he couldn't run.
Everyone in the courtyard looked at the force of this unpredictable form of stupid pillar, and no one came up to help for a while.
Li Shouliang saw that the fire was almost over, and knew that he should add more fire, and if he didn't tell the truth, it was called the truth?
Li Shouliang stood up and pretended to be impatient and said: Okay, I have been holding the whole hospital meeting for so long, I haven't done anything, I've done a day's work, who isn't tired, I haven't eaten yet, and I still have something to do at night. Hurry up and end the scene, and there is nothing to do all day.
These words directly aroused the dissatisfaction of the residents of the middle courtyard: Li Shouliang, you kid doesn't have a backache when you stand and talk, the stupid pillar is locked This thing spreads, and your reputation can't get better, you play so well with him, you persuade him. Wouldn't it be over if he unloaded?
Li Shouliang looked at the man and said: Are you deaf, or did you deliberately not hear it, didn't you hear what Brother Zhuzi meant? Someone's house has been stolen, save some face for you, don't say who it is, don't make a noise, just lock it and it's over. I want to see who's having a good time and who's going to be the clown. Everyone is suspicious.
Li Shouliang didn't say anything about the Jia family, anyway, someone had to say it. If it's not yourself, then you're a good person.
In Li Shouliang's imagination, Liu Guangfu's child can't keep it, and it's not good to show off this kind of secret.
I didn't expect it to be the three masters.
The third master knocked on the table and said, "Be quiet." I'll say something.
Here's the thing. The night before yesterday, Silly Zhu went to Shouliang's house, and the Jia family took advantage of Silly Zhu's absence to go to someone's house, and ate and drank there with other people's food. The second uncle's Guangfu found out and told the three of us, and we went to see it. Jia Zhang's and Jia Dongxu's mother and son ate there, and Qin Huairu stood and let off steam.
Later, I called the stupid pillar back, and the stupid pillar was still in the dark. So it's understandable that the stupid pillar is locked.
The words are not finished. Jia Zhang's side scolded: Yan Fugui, you fart here. What is our home. Which eye do you see, with glasses and bad eyes, what kind of big-tailed wolf? Significant to you, as far as you can.