Chapter 272: You're really damned
Just as the second master was pondering, he had a considerable struggle in his heart. After all, he had seen Li Shouliang go to Xu Damao's house once. Not new.
But it would not be good for Silly Zhu to go to Xu Damao's house. After all, Silly Zhu is Xu Damao's sworn enemy. On one side is the 'group leader', and on the other hand, he is facing the stupid pillar of Lao Yi Li Shouliang. The second uncle seemed very entangled.
The two uncles pondered, the second aunt didn't speak, and the two children didn't dare to speak. But at this time, someone made a decision for him.
Xu Damao, who has been looking for a place to rest, has not left at all. After a full afternoon of waiting, I finally couldn't wait.
But he has time to calculate whether he is in a hurry or not. First, it was past the time for him and Lou Xiao'e to finish eating. The second is that if this is really something, he can go back early, to put it mildly, if it is really 'caught in bed', it is best not to really bring himself a green hat. 'Stopping' or 'Stopping' is the most important thing.
In this way, Xu Damao hurried back to the courtyard.
As soon as he entered the hospital, he was discovered by the three masters. The third master had actually finished eating for a while, and was about to wait a little longer to lock the door and go to bed.
As a result, it was Xu Damao. To be honest, I saw Xu Damao come in with a black bag. He was a little surprised.
After all, his wife had already told him, and Xu Damao agreed to the 'mountain goods'. But what he is not satisfied with is that this wife has been with him for so many years, why still hasn't he understood his 'tricks'.
As a result, Xu Damao now easily bypassed her. We have to wait for him to come out in person.
Therefore, I saw that Xu Damao was so late and came back. First of all, he forgot all about Xu Damao's business trip today. Then came a wave of 'greed' in my heart.
The third master hurriedly ran out of the house, not even putting on the shoes he was dragging. He shouted, "Da Mao? ”
Xu Damao originally ignored the shouting in this life, it was too loud and too deliberate. He used his ass to know what the three masters wanted to do. But now he doesn't have that idea. The only way to end this 'farce' is to hurry up. so that Li Shouliang can pay the price he deserves.
The third master only thought that Xu Damao was pretending not to hear at this time, could that work?
Lian said: "Da Mao? Da Mao? Wait a minute, the three masters have something to tell you. You wait. ”
Seeing that the sound was getting louder and louder, Xu Damao had no choice but to stop, after all, if he went further, the people in the middle courtyard heard it. What if someone ventilates again? So the less you know, the better.
Xu Damao turned his head and whispered: "I said the third master, this is the point, you don't sleep in the house, why did you run out?" Isn't it too warm this day, and you're not afraid of catching a cold? ”
The third master gasped a little breathlessly, and said with a smile: "Da Mao, look at what you said, can I, a teacher, be the same as you, who carries a machine of hundreds of catties everywhere to go to the mountains and the countryside."
However, although the three masters are not as good as you, but ah, it is not that you can freeze and catch a cold in a while, so the bones of this body are too weak. You can rest assured. ”
Xu Damao slandered in his heart: Do I care about you? I don't understand what to say.
But at this time, Xu Damao didn't have time to talk to the three masters, who knew what the situation was at home. When I thought of being stolen, even though I indulged myself, I felt uncomfortable. I thought about going back quickly.
Xu Damao said impatiently: "Third master, what is the matter with you." You hurriedly said, I haven't taken anything here, I'm almost there, and I'm coming back, but I'm tired enough that I'm choking, I have to go back early to rest, and I'll go back early tomorrow morning. ”
When the three masters saw this situation, they also knew that 'time is not waiting for me', so they didn't say hello anymore, and went straight to the point.
said: "Da Mao, are you talking to your three mothers about mountain goods at noon today." ”
Xu Damao nodded straight and said, "There is indeed such a thing." ”
The third master smiled: "That's easy to do." That's right, Da Mao. You three mothers, you can't speak a little. The conditions you set with your three mothers at noon, I heard about it when I came back in the afternoon, and in my opinion, it was not very appropriate.
In this way, don't worry, the three masters will re-examine with you. Come. ”
Xu Damao said impatiently: "Three masters, I do have an urgent matter, if it's just a matter of mountain goods, don't I understand what I said to the three mothers?"
If a fellow really sends me mountain goods, and I can't finish eating here, I will definitely send them to your family. Why are you stopping me here and mentioning this stubble? And everyone in this courtyard is going to sleep, you still don't sleep? ”
The third master smiled: "Da Mao, it's not that the third master is looking for trouble, it's really that you haven't made it clear to your three mothers." About this mountain goods. One, you didn't say when it would be sent back. Second, you didn't say when the mountain goods were brought over. The third is that I didn't say how much I would take.
And it's bedtime soon, I don't know everyone is sleeping. I'm trying to lock the door of the compound, don't I happen to see you? The third master doesn't know when you will come back from a business trip. ”
Xu Damao thought about it, he didn't tell anyone in the courtyard, even the second uncle knew about it at noon today. And he won't say it either.
Xu Damao thought about it again: If you have any plans to implement yourself, it will be difficult to win everyone's trust with the second master alone.
If you add the three masters who can speak well, the chances of winning will be greater.
Xu Damao instantly changed his attitude and said with a smile: "Three masters." I was really tired and wanted to go home and rest. Ay. Okay, let's talk about it.
About this mountain goods, in fact, I understand your feelings. Isn't it like the three mothers said, give a few children a taste of what it tastes like?
Hey, if this thing doesn't have a score, I can't fix it now. The point is that I really don't know if those fellows will give it to me. What if you don't give it to me? Even if you really want to give it to me, but when will you give it? This is a thing that has no shadow at all, so let the three mothers pass it on to me? So how hard will I get it then?
You two must be scolding me for being stingy behind my back. Said I hid it and didn't take it home or something. ”
The third master said this, and he really didn't believe Xu Damao's words, but he definitely couldn't say that now.
The third master smiled: "Da Mao, look at what you said, I still don't believe you." ”
Xu Damao waved his hand and said: "Yes, third master, you don't believe it with me now, I still say the same thing, I really want to get it, when have I never given it to your family." Whether you believe it or not, it's the same thing.
Come on, that's all, I'll go back first. I'm tired. In vain. Then he turned and left.
The third master shouted from behind: "Da Mao, the third master believes in you." ”
It is said that Xu Damao walked to the backyard, and before he could reach the door of his house, he heard someone talking in the house. There are also men. Although I really think so in my heart, after all, I really got into trouble.
It's not a taste in my heart.
Although Xu Damao was prepared, he still lost his sense of proportion, and naturally he would not listen carefully to what sounds were in the room. Only what I thought about just now, I turned around and ran directly to the second uncle's house.
didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, and shouted: "Second uncle, you have to make the decision for me." ”
The second uncle was reluctantly pushed open the door, and this voice woke up. Looking up at the comer: "Xu Damao? Aren't you on a business trip? How did you get back? ”
Xu Damao said with a 'nose and a handful of tears' at this time: "Second uncle, I did leave, I was almost there, but then I found out that I forgot to take something, isn't this coming back again."
Who would have thought that as soon as I arrived home, I found that there was a man's voice in the house. You said it was all dark and I was on a business trip again. Who's in my house? Isn't that bullying? ”
When he said this, he almost said that his daughter-in-law brought a green hat to herself. The second uncle naturally knew that two people had gone to his house.
But I can't say it. Because once you say it, you have just been entrusted by others, but you are sitting here indifferent, what is that like, let alone asking for mountain goods, it is not bad if you don't have a grudge.
The second uncle smiled: "Da Mao, did you hear it wrong, who can go to your house at this point." I didn't know there was such a thing. ”
But Liu Guangfu shook his wit and said: "No, my mother just said just now, did Silly Zhu and Li Shouliang go to your house?" ”
Xu Damao was shocked after hearing this: "What? Two people? Who? Who is Li Shouliang with? Silly pillars? ”
Xu Damao was immediately furious. MD, this is Lao Tzu's daughter-in-law, silly pillar, I'll grass your mother. At this moment, it doesn't matter who Li Shouliang is. The important thing is that this point is up, and the stupid pillar is in his house.
Xu Damao immediately rushed out, regardless of whether he could beat the stupid pillar or not, just one thought, the stupid pillar is really damned.
When the second uncle saw that the situation was wrong, he quickly stood up and said: "it, you hurry up and call the three masters in the front yard, I'm afraid this meeting will be uncontrollable, let their sons come, otherwise I'm afraid I won't be able to pull it." ”
After speaking, he kicked Liu Guangfu is foot, and directly brought a stool to Lianren and kicked him to the ground.
said: "Let you shake your wit, if there is any big trouble in the courtyard tonight, see if I don't clean you up." Hurry up and get up and go to Xu Damao's house with me. After speaking, he scolded Liu Guangtian again: "Deaf? Didn't talk about you, did you? Stand up and come with me. ”
With that, he went out. Liu Guangtian helped Liu Guangfu up at this time, and the two of them followed closely to Xu Damao's house.
Just when Li Shouliang and Silly Zhu wanted to leave. Xu Damao pushed open the door and rushed in.
His eyes were already a little red and swollen from the blood, and he first saw three people in neat clothes, two men standing, and a woman sitting there eating.
Although there was a trace of wonder in his heart, he was quickly turned into 'hatred of stupid pillars' by a whole day of 'Li Shoulianglu's fantasy'. My mind is full of this, and I don't think about it at all.
Lou Xiao'e was a little surprised: "Da Mao, why are you back?" Aren't you on a business trip? ”
Li Shouliang and Silly Zhu looked at Xu Damao. Silly Zhu is in a somewhat confused state, after all, the two don't deal with each other very much, and they are a little embarrassed to be found in someone's house at this time.
Only Li Shouliang noticed that Xu Damao's mental state was not quite right, and no matter who returned to his house angrily, it was not right.
Before Li Shouliang could speak, he saw Xu Damao rush to the cooking side first and pick up the kitchen knife on the eucalyptus board.
Then he said to Li Shouliang and the others: "Silly Zhu, what are you doing at my house?" Are you bullying my daughter-in-law while I'm not at home? ”
Only then did Silly Zhu realize how unclean Xu Damao's mouth was spewing feces.
Silly Zhu naturally wouldn't get used to him, and said, "Xu Damao." You dog thinks of bad things in your heart, and you think everyone else is bad. The buddy is not so tasteless, taking advantage of the opponent's absence, running to other people's houses and bullying other people's objects. ”
Lou Xiao'e also sensed that something was wrong at this time, and hurriedly said, "Da Mao, you misunderstood. Silly Zhu didn't bully me. It's me who got up late tonight, and it's dark again, so I didn't dare to go. Just thinking about being at home. Wait until tomorrow morning to go back.
When I went to Shouliang's house and called Shouliang to come and help, it happened that Silly Zhu was also at his house. He came over to help me cook the canned food to thank me. ”
Xu Damao obviously didn't listen to this thing, but just went through the process set according to what he liked in his mind.
Xu Damao said angrily: "Silly Zhu, you are not human. Lao Tzu cracked you alive. ”
You turned her head and said, "Lou Xiao'e, you are still the eldest lady of the Lou family." Are you such a big lady? Didn't you collude with them a long time ago? Yes? It's just messing around while I'm not at home.
You didn't expect me to forget to pick up something today, so I'm back again. ”
Silly Zhu said angrily: "Xu Damao." Don't squirt manure all over your mouth. You know best what kind of people Shouliang and I are, and what kind of person Lou Xiao'e is. You're vexatious. And it's a rake. I'm telling you, you take back what you just said. Dude, you are still a person.
Otherwise, I'm married, but it's fine, how will Shouliang find a partner in the future? And what about you? How is she still alive? ”
Xu Damao smiled gloomily and said, "Until now, you are still helping Lou Xiao'e speak." Does she use your help? This is my daughter-in-law? ”
Silly Zhu scolded: "Do you still know that it is your daughter-in-law? Say such ugly things. ”
Xu Damao took a mouthful of phlegm and said, "I'm willing, can you manage it?" ”
Lou Xiao'e had never seen such a big battle, and only then did she realize how ugly Xu Damao's words were, which obviously didn't take into account her reputation as a person who had just been married for a long time.
She was originally a young lady from a big family, and the rules would only be stricter. I have never seen or experienced this situation now.
just cried out in an instant and scolded: "Xu Damao, you bastard, that's how you think of me?" Then I might as well die. ”
As he spoke, he ran over to Xu Damao, and when Xu Damao didn't know what she was doing, he directly grabbed the knife in Xu Damao's hand and wiped it on his neck.
Xu Damao also reacted at this time, or said that this person should think about himself first.
What Xu Damao was thinking at this time was not: Lou Xiao'e can't die here. It's that Lou Xiao'e can die, but not in my hands. This knife is in my hand, and I am really going to die, and I can't explain it. This was Xu Damao's first reaction.
Just as the second uncle's family rushed in, they happened to see Xu Damao holding the knife vigorously, Lou Xiao'e snatching the knife vigorously, both of their hands were on the handle of the knife, Li Shouliang and Silly Zhu took two steps forward and stretched out their hands to stop the picture.
The second uncle immediately shouted: "Stop, stop, don't fight." Xu Damao, Lou Xiao'e, what are you doing here? Knives, knives. Dangerous. ”
As he spoke, he didn't move much. Just stay there.
When the third uncle's family and the second aunt rushed over, they saw Li Shouliang and Silly Zhu holding Xu Damao on one arm, and the knife was held by Li Shouliang in the other hand. Lou Xiao'e pumped Xu Damao's mouth vigorously. I cried miserably while smoking.
The second uncle and his two sons stood not far away, watching with relish.
The third master helped his lame glasses and said, "Stop." Lou Xiao'e, what are you doing? Stop it. Stupid pillar, Shouliang, what are you doing here? Hurry up and let go of Da Mao.
Hurry up, stop it. I said his second uncle, what kind of stubble is this? You've been standing there for a long time, and you don't care if you just look at it. ”
The second uncle was also a little embarrassed, he couldn't say that he was scared when he saw that he had a knife.
I could only sigh and pretend to be sad: "Boss Yan, it's not that I don't speak, it's that they don't listen to me, now, this young man, one is more angry than the other, I can't control it." ”
The third master shouted: "Lou Xiao'e, I'll say it again, you hurry up and stop, you can't fight anymore, if you continue to fight, you will really die." Silly pillar guards, hurry up and let go of Damao. He can't beat any of you alone, and you two can't beat it, so what are you afraid of? ”
Fortunately, I don't know if the words of the three masters worked. Anyway, Lou Xiao'e did stop the slap in her hand.
But I still kept crying.
Li Shouliang and Silly Zhu also looked at each other, and then threw Xu Damao forward, maybe he used a little more strength, and threw it directly in front of the eyes of the second uncle, and the second uncle subconsciously helped Xu Damao.
As soon as Xu Damao came into contact with the second uncle, he began to cry: "Second uncle, you don't care." You can see that these people are trying to kill me. ”
The second uncle smiled, and he didn't see anything else, but he saw that you were holding a knife and wanted to put it on Lou Xiao'e's neck. After Li Shouliang and Silly Zhu snatched the knife down, you didn't clean your mouth, saying that the three of them had an 'adulterous relationship', and if they didn't set you up and beat you, who would you beat?
Seeing that the second uncle didn't want to speak, Xu Damao suddenly felt that the second uncle was so unreliable.
Then Xu Damao turned to the three masters and said, "Three masters, you have to make decisions for me, I'm fed up with their bullying." ”
The third master is much more refined than the second master, and when he sees that the second master doesn't speak, there is obviously something wrong.
At this time, he coughed twice, and just wanted to shirk it.
Xu Damao cried: "Third master, for the sake of what I told you today, you have to help me no matter what." ”
The third master remembered. Suddenly a little embarrassed, but fortunately he finally thought of a good solution. It's a long time since it's been a whole house meeting.
The third master patted Xu Damao's shoulder and said, "Damao, don't howl." In this way, I don't know what the situation is, so it's better to do this, while I haven't slept yet, let's hold a general meeting. Let everyone judge it.
If you have any grievances, just say them at the general meeting of the whole house, so that everyone can understand them. What the hell is going on. Your second uncle and I can help you, right? ”
The second master finally remembered his 'group leader' at this time.
said: "Ah, yes, that's it, Da Mao, what's the matter, why don't you gather everyone and talk about it." Let everyone judge the reasoning. Hear whose fault it is. We're here to help you. ”
Then he said: "Guangtian Guangfu, you two go and call the backyard and the middle yard, let's have a meeting." ”
The three masters said: "Solution, liberation, liberation." Go to the front yard and call them out. Then carry the table and take a few stools to the middle courtyard. ”
A few of the children answered, and immediately ran out. Laughing while running, there's a good show to watch.
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