Chapter 301: Celebration, Fart.
The grandfather sent the three masters out of the door and came back to sit down. Before he could speak, the door was pushed open, and when he looked up, he saw that it was an aunt and He Yushui who came in.
"After drinking, this is?" Aunt Yi asked.
In fact, because the three masters were added halfway, it was a bit of a ruin of elegance, plus this 'family banquet that is not a family banquet', the female comrades are all there. The four of them drank the bottle they had just opened, and they didn't open it more.
And this order, I don't drink it anymore if I don't finish it, and the grandfather is not a wine Mengzi. Silly Zhu likes to drink because he is idle because he has no wife. There is a wife in charge, and there are generally a number.
Li Shouliang said with a smile: "I just sent the three masters away, and I can be regarded as having finished drinking." Just came back and sat down. Why has Shi Niang come back? ”
Aunt Yi smiled: "Yu Li is asleep." I talked to the rain for a while in the rain house, and then I looked at you. I saw Lao Yan go out just now. I'm going to come and clean up your meals, and the rain will have to come and help. ”
Silly Zhu interjected: "Yes, you should come over to help, our old man will help Aunt Yi to do it." ”
An aunt smiled and gave the stupid pillar a melon seed on his head: "Why, when Shouliang helped me clean up the dinner table, I didn't see anyone else's disadvantage, and the rain came to help, and it was just right?" ”
Silly Zhu smiled: "Isn't it right for Shouliang to help you." Auntie, you said that I am not a big person, and if you knock me on the head again, knock me stupidly, you two will have to feed our family of three. ”
Aunt Yi also smiled: "It's no problem for your uncle to raise Yu Li and his little grandson, but he will throw you on the street when the time comes." Look at you still have so much to say. ”
Silly Zhu touched his head and laughed: "Yes, I said something wrong." I apologize to the rain. ”
He Yushui had already done it aside, rolled his eyes and said, "I'm too lazy to pay attention to you." Silly brother. After that, he looked at Li Shouliang, who was still sandwiching a quick dish, and asked, "Why, I didn't eat enough just now?" ”
Li Shouliang smiled and said, "When you're full, you can't clip another piece?" Ha ha. The last quick. He put it down.
When an aunt saw that Li Shouliang put down the fast son, she wanted to ask.
Li Shouliang said in advance: "I'm really full." I ate a lot. You clean up first, I'll go back and get something to show my master, I've been drinking, and the three masters are also here, and this business has been left behind. ”
An aunt hurriedly said: "Then you go quickly, I can't delay your business." What is there to drink in this wine, delay the child. ”
Silly Zhu stabbed beside him and said, "Aunt Yi, don't worry, it's no big deal." It's true. If you are really in a hurry, before Shouliang drinks, he will find an opportunity to tell Uncle Yi. This can't. ”
An aunt answered: "You can." He Yushui sneered beside him: "Stupid." Stare at it. What are you giving Aunt Yi vernacular? ”
After that, he said to Uncle Yi: "Uncle Yi, are you full?" ”
Uncle Yi waved his hand and said, "I've already eaten enough, and I haven't drunk much wine." It's all Yan. He eats meat and drinks wine himself. Good guys, they're all in their forties and fifty. So the stomach is so easy to digest? ”
Silly Zhu also answered: "Stains, this is hey." Rain, an aunt. Look at that pile of bones. That's all this ribs eat. The braised pork, fortunately, Lily still likes to eat it, and ate a few pieces. The two of you also clipped a few pieces.
The garlic white meat, no matter how fat or thin, the three masters don't even stick to the sauce, just put it in their mouths. Really done. As far as their family doesn't see oil and water all year round, they don't run their stomachs tonight, and I'll go with his surname. ”
Uncle Yi smiled: "When Lao Yan drank the last sip of wine just now, I saw him rubbing his stomach there, and it must have worked." Otherwise, I can't have some words, and I feel like I'm leaving without finishing it. ”
Silly Zhu laughed and said, "You deserve it." If this meat hadn't been reminded by Shouliang, don't eat the chicken yet. It's really going to kill and stew. That doesn't leave anything left. Wait for the next time, with this chicken, we can have another meal. ”
Then Aunt Yi and He Yushui cleaned up the meal, and Silly Zhu also stood up to help clean up. The leftovers were covered in two small pots, one of which was taken back when the silly pillar left. A pot is here. Actually, there isn't much of it. However, this soup is watery, and the two families put enough oil to make up the dishes for a day.
On the other hand, after Li Shouliang returned home, he didn't do anything else. I took out a pen and paper and wrote on the drawings. The piece he made this afternoon can be said to be the most difficult piece Li Shouliang has done.
So much so that when Liu Gong first started talking to Li Shouliang about the plan, Li Shouliang listened to the plan first and then went to see the drawings. I'm afraid that I won't be able to keep up with the train of thought and be embarrassed in front of Liu Gong. That's a shame for Uncle Yi and Li Shouliang.
In fact, there is nothing to be ashamed of, because Li Shouliang thought it was a level 7 piece that he had not learned. According to his own heart, he feels that he is a level 7 worker, looking at a person who he can't do and hasn't done it.
In front of the previous 'enemy', it would definitely be a shame. But it's actually a level 8 piece. Liu Gong didn't tell him. Just ask him to do it. It may not be that there are some thoughts that make him embarrassed. I didn't expect Li Shouliang to really get it out for him.
Some necessary text explanations, Li Shouliang can't remember so clearly. Didn't look much either. But this piece, how to draw it, what steps and how to do it is really clear.
Looking at the quick completion, more than ten minutes have actually passed. Draw a rough sketch.
Li Shouliang took it up and came to an uncle's house, just in time to meet He Yushui wiping the table there. Silly Zhu sat there, smiling and chatting with an uncle.
Li Shouliang smiled: "I thought I would pack up and go back." ”
Silly Zhu smiled: "It's nothing, Yu Li was uncomfortable last night, but it scared me a lot, good guy, I haven't slept like this this night." ”
Seeing He Yushui, he expressed disbelief. Li Shouliang said with a smile: "I prove it." When your brother slept with me in the past, your sister-in-law didn't go through the door at that time. Brother Zhu is 'sit back and relax'.
Let's try it soon, everyone. 】
The snoring can be heard by everyone in Xicheng. But when I went to bed last night, I didn't really hear this snoring sound. It's probably about two or three o'clock. Maybe just fell asleep. ”
Silly Zhu smiled reservedly and said, "Hey, let Shouliang find out." I'm not embarrassed to say that. ”
Uncle Yi smiled: "Didn't you say it too." Are you embarrassed to say? As he spoke, he took a piece of paper handed over by Li Shouliang.
When the first uncle looked at it, he first frowned, and then looked up at Li Shouliang. Then he looked down a few times, as if to confirm and recall something.
Then he asked, "This picture?" ”
Li Shouliang said with a smile: "This afternoon, when the two of us fought for the first, I didn't fight, and I left Liu Gong by myself." I'm here. Said that there was a piece that he couldn't do. And then they came to me.
Let me help you do it. I thought about it, what kind of thing he is an old level 7 worker, he can't do it. I just went over and took a second look. This look, hey, I really can't do it.
One is that I haven't learned, and the other is that I haven't done it. It's a combination that looks quite complicated. At the time, I thought he had called me over to play tricks on me. Unexpectedly, he told me the idea of this part very seriously.
He also handed me his failed pieces and showed them to me for comparison. I didn't show my timidity. I've been researching there. Then the two of us discussed the details. I made a set of them.
The results were okay, and it was a success after checking it. Then the two of us worked together on another one. It was also successful. The second pass was much faster than the first.
After that, I wrote it down. Thought of coming back and asking. ”
Uncle Yi smiled and said, "You made this piece?" No, I mean, check that all the accuracy, appearance, etc. are up to standard? ”
Li Shouliang nodded. I just thought it was a very difficult level 7 piece.
Uncle Yi nodded and said, "This Liu Gong himself is probably holding back the bad, I shouldn't have thought you could do it." I guess I'm wondering too. This is a level 8 piece. It's just a relatively simple one. ”
"Oh, my God." "Ouch." "Yikes." Several interjections come out of different mouths.
After sighing, Silly Zhu smiled: "Shouliang, brother." It's a cow. I'm convinced. Compared with you, I have lived so many years in vain than you. Level 8. Arrived so soon? 99 a month to ask. ”
Li Shouliang laughed and said: "It's just one piece, you can become level 8, then this level 8 is too worthless." Besides, for today's case, I didn't say it, if it weren't for Liu Gongxian to talk about his 'problem-solving ideas'.
I wouldn't have done it at all, how could I have done it. ”
Silly Zhu smiled: "Then did Liu Gong make it?" Previously? Afterward? ”
Li Shouliang smiled unkindly and said: "It shouldn't be good, didn't you just didn't do it at the beginning, and came to me with some 'thoughts'." Later, the one we worked with was successful.
But I was responsible for the part that required the highest accuracy, and he still couldn't figure it out. ”
Silly Zhu smiled: "That's it." With once, there is a second time. It's not right away. ”
Li Shouliang shook his head and said: "Don't go out and say this, you know your own level, you haven't done it at level 7, let alone level 8." If I hadn't been seconded, I would still be learning 'new pieces' from my master.
Uncle Yi smiled: "Anyway, this time you can make a level 8 piece, and there are some requirements for accuracy that you can meet." It shows that you, in a certain aspect, have reached it technically.
It's just that it's still a little worse in terms of cognition and breadth. No matter what, it's a big event. ”
Silly Zhu nodded and agreed: "That's right, that's what Uncle Yi said." It's a great event. It's worth celebrating. ”
Silly Zhu glanced twice, saw the bottle of wine placed next to the three masters, and unscrewed it in the past.
He also wondered: "This wine, the third master has opened it?" How is that full? If you don't drink it, you're not afraid of running away. Aunt Yi, take three cups, and pour a little for our grandfather, which can be regarded as a celebration that Shouliang is about to reach the top. ”
As he spoke, he sniffed the wine bottle, probably because the smell of the wine was really not big enough, and he poured it into the cap a little. He raised his hand and drank it into his mouth.
Everyone was waiting for him to speak, when they saw the stupid pillar suddenly spit out the wine in his mouth.
While spitting, I screwed the lid on the sake and put it down. Then he picked up his teacup next to him, took a big sip, rinsed his mouth, and vomited when he went out.
Then he walked back and wiped his mouth. While picking up the wine bottle, he said, "Hey, these three masters, if I don't let him lose face this time." I won't call him Yuzhu.
Let me catch you. This family came to eat, and the wine they brought was mixed with water. Saying that, smash it, smash it, and say, "The smell of this wine is almost gone, how much water does this have to be mixed with." Is there half of the wine in it? This one. ”
Li Shouliang laughed and said, "It's not as fast as your mouth." As soon as he came in with a bottle, I saw that the wine had been opened. Why. Because the cap of the bottle and the stubble underneath are staggered. This is only true of sake that has been opened. ”
Uncle Yi also smiled: "This bottle of wine, Lao Yan has been putting it for a long time." To say the least, it will take two years. He went to other people's houses to drink in the past two years, and he took this.
The more I watched, the more I got to know him. When they invited him to eat, he took it. When he left, as soon as he was abandoned, he took it back. I'm guessing it's adulterated. It's just that I didn't expect to mix so much. ”
Silly Zhu waved his hand and said, "You two are waiting for me to verify it." The loss is that it is not poisonous. ”
Li Shouliang smiled: "How can it." Brother Pillar. These three masters hold it every time. He must have done it well, and suddenly there was not enough wine in the house. I'm going to open this bottle.
So there is absolutely no poison. It can only be mixed with water. According to you, this wine must be at least two-thirds more mixed. ”
The conversation between the two made several people laugh.
Aunt Yi was even more annoyed, and added fuel to the fire: "Pillar, am I still going to get the wine glass?" Freshly brushed. ”
When Silly Zhu heard this, he was even more angry. Gritted his teeth and said: "Hey, these three masters, I have to let him look foreign." ”
Uncle Yi also laughed, and finished the sentence: "Okay, at most, you can smack him in front of him with two ugly words." It's not a big deal. It's not easy for Yan, how much money is a primary school teacher a month. If it weren't for his long working years, he would still have some allowances every month.
I also went to the black market to tinker with something. It's good that this family can survive. It's about getting by. ”
Silly Zhu didn't get so angry when he heard this, but he still said seriously: "Then when I don't have so many people around him, I have to make him embarrassed." Good guy, not to mention that I can't remember, this bottle of wine should have been to our house too.
I just didn't remember it. ”
He Yushui was originally listening to music, but he didn't expect that his own family could also get involved: "Ah, brother, this bottle of wine has also come to our house?" How did I not know? ”
Silly Zhu said angrily: "I can't even think of it myself, it's just that I'm so angry at this moment that I remember." Or I'd forgotten. Well, let's celebrate.
When we kill that chicken and stew it, let's celebrate again. ”
Li Shouliang's eyes rolled and he said with a smile: "Brother Zhuzi, I suddenly remembered that I have a certain conjecture to help you." If only it were according to you. The third master can't stand his stomach, so he will definitely have to run to the toilet tonight.
You go and squat him now, see if you can squat, there is conclusive evidence, and tomorrow you will be ashamed of him. ”
Silly Zhu smiled: "Brother, it's enough to damage." If you don't say I can't remember, then I'll go. Let's go, an uncle, an aunt. After saying that, he stood up and left.
He Yushui covered his mouth next to him and smiled for a while, then stood up and said, "One uncle, one aunt." Rest early, it's not early, and I'm gone. ”
Li Shou thought that there was nothing wrong with his conscience. Since this drawing is a level 8 job, then the panic in the face of the unknown in the afternoon is nothing.
is also ready to go, the two of them go outside. Uncle Yi said to him: "Liu Gong is not too young. It stands to reason that hitting level 8 should not be a big deal. Especially when it comes to precision.
You, if you're fine, pay more attention to him. If he asks you to make something else. Or figure out other level 8 pieces on your own. You just see how many of them.
If there are no more than three, then these three are his assessment items at the end of December. If it's more than three, it's probably not. ”
Li Shouliang also wondered why Uncle Yi had such a cognition.
Uncle Yi has already spoken: "Hey, these are some people who really can't be promoted, and they go through the back door of the leader." There are not many people who can get to this point, and generally speaking, when they are about to retire, they will go up. It has to be the leader's 'confidant' or 'some special circumstances'.
It stands to reason that Liu Gong is still a long time away from retirement, and it shouldn't be what I think. You observe and observe. If that's the case, just know what you know. Don't talk about it either. ”
Uncle Yi is still the same as instructing a child. Li Shouliang smiled and nodded and reassured, "Don't worry." I'm going to observe and observe. If that were the case, I wouldn't have said it. Isn't that a great feud? ”
Uncle Yi nodded, and then Li Shouliang walked out of the middle courtyard and went to the backyard. Go to bed.
The other side. The stupid pillar came out of the middle courtyard, and with the strength of wine, he was about to go out. This says that if you want to catch the three masters, you must catch the three masters, and there is absolutely no lake.
They all walked out of the door of the courtyard. A cool breeze blew, and the November wind already had a chilling feeling. Blowing made the stupid pillar's back tight.
Silly Zhu suddenly realized that this was to catch the 'three great masters' embarrassing handles, and he couldn't go to the thatched house. It's such a cold day, and the wind is blowing. Can't you wait at this gate, in this sheltered place?
How smelly it is in that hut. There was no one again, and he was panicked. I still know that the three masters have gone out.
In this way, the stupid pillar stood here, avoiding the wind, and waited coldly for a while. Not to mention, this really makes the stupid pillar wait. Not coming back from the outside.
It came out of the inside. If it weren't for the fact that Silly Zhu had been in the back kitchen for many years, his eyes would not be so good at night. The eyes of the three masters are not so good. I was wearing glasses. Night vision is even more difficult.
The bite that Lao bei Jing loves to eat is good for the eyes, but how can the three masters and their families who can't afford to eat all year round eat that every day.
I saw the third master holding his stomach while complaining about himself: "This belly." It's really unassuming. You said. Isn't it just eating more meat? Did you drink some wine?
As for tossing me so much, an honest person. It caused me to run to the toilet again and again. ”
He lowered his head at this broken thought, and it was dark, and he didn't see anyone at the door.
Just let the stupid pillar listen to the back half. Silly Zhu laughed.
directly frightened the three masters. He pointed to the front and said, "Who?" What was that. ”
Silly Zhu smiled: "Three masters, me." He Yuzhu. Can't you hear that? ”
The third master shuddered and scolded: "Silly Zhu, this point, what are you doing here?" Why don't you go home and sleep with your wife in your arms, pretending to be a ghost here to scare people? ”
Silly Zhu smiled: "Three masters, I can't do this." That's why Jia Zhang's can do this. I'm going out to the bathroom. Come back, stand here and rest.
It's you, the third master, who don't sleep in the middle of the night. Let's go out to the bathroom. ”
The third master was frightened just now, and he felt even more unable to hold back, and at this time, the stupid pillar deliberately entangled him and did not let him go. made him panic: "Silly Zhu, don't talk to me, hurry home." I still have to go to the bathroom. I don't have time to talk to you in the vernacular. "I'm leaving.
The stupid pillar didn't stop it, hehe got out of the way, looking at the appearance of the three masters caressing his stomach, it was really a 'world newspaper', not bad at all. Three masters, let's come back tomorrow, don't worry. I have to embarrass you. It's not over.
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