Chapter Fifty-Three: Loyal Ministers? Not necessarily, right?
Any department that is overly strictly managed basically has an unknown back door to go through.
Perhaps only the size and tightness of the back door are different, and the department that closes the door and does not leave a gap absolutely does not exist.
Many departments with extremely strict management, the more efficient their backdoor work is, but the price you need to pay is higher.
There are only two reasons for strictly managing the department, which is to increase the difficulty of doing things and increase the income of the back door.
Think about it, you know, how can Cheng's family, a hairpin family with Zhong Ming Dingshi, be selfless with an iron face, the reason why Hou Junji was selflessly handled by others is because Hou Junji and Lao Cheng are basically political opponents.
Therefore, when a last quarter moon hung in the cold sky, Yun Chu and the Zhichong Mansion army quietly entered the city with five hundred camels carrying goods.
Such a large camel team is naturally not something that all inns can arrange, so, under the leadership of the goatee, they walked into a large inn called "Fulai".
The shopkeeper of the inn is a fat man, who speaks Chang'an official dialect, and laughs only with teeth but no eyes.
The cost of a one-night stay for such a large caravan here is five hundred and fifty gold.
Yun Chu naturally took a dirty marching pot from the camel's back and paid the bill.
The shopkeeper took the pot with a smile and weighed it, and asked the guy to move to the back house with satisfaction, and said to Yun Chu: "Fortunately, you didn't go to the gate with this pot, otherwise, you would have been punished and confiscated."
Two years ago, there was a bastard who smeared some mess on a golden axe to get by.
As a result, it was seen by the sons and daughters below, tsk, that whip, and pulled out a good man to pee. ”
Yun Chu smiled: "That's because they don't understand the rules." ”
Goatee sneered on the side: "There are many people who know the rules, and not all those who know the rules can come in casually."
If you hadn't fought to the death under Liang Dashuai, and you had served Liang Shuai with your life, you thought you would be able to come in after eating my retort cake? ”
Yun Chu and Zhichong Mansion joined the army and glanced at each other, and the army immediately took the goatee's hand enthusiastically and talked happily.
There was no way, Yun Chu had no choice but to let go of Naha's little hand, holding the fat hand of the fat shopkeeper and gossiping.
Yun Chu didn't know what the situation was when he joined the army, anyway, after he shook hands with the fat shopkeeper, a bag of golden sands weighing half a kilogram was gone.
Sent away two life-urging ghosts who wanted money to die, and joined the army and arched his hand towards Yun Chu and said: "I really should be a brother to join the army." ”
Yun Chu said with a smile: "From the official of the seventh grade, it may be possible in ten years, but now, even if I step on stilts, I can't stand up." ”
The army shook his head and said: "Not necessarily, back then, there was a person like you in the Tang Dynasty.
In his early years, he was recommended to enter the office, successively served as the provincial ceremonial ceremony, moved to supervise the imperial history, and worshiped the scholars.
When His Majesty is now the prince of the East Palace, he resolutely gave up the high position of the Zhongshu Sheren and moved the prince to the people.
After His Majesty ascended the throne, it was only natural for the officials to worship the Chinese scholar and serve the Lang, and it was natural for me to become a prince and a marquis in the future.
Your future is limitless. ”
Yun Chu arched his hand and said, "I don't know who this senior's surname is?" ”
Join the army sighed and said: "Li Yifu, people give nicknames, human cats!" ”
Of course, Yun Chu knew who this Li Yifu was, and according to historical records, this one was a typical lord who was rampant in his ambition.
Perhaps it was because he was too tired to play the role of a good person in the early years, and he became more and more rampant in the later period, and finally was demoted and exiled, and died of grief.
Yun Chu decided not to learn from him, and was determined to spend his life playing his current role, not changing his character halfway, and not being like that human cat without a good end.
The conditions in the inn were as bad as Yun Chu expected, but what they were selling was not the inn's services in the first place, but something else.
Yun Chu carried Naha, who had already fallen asleep, into the guest room, and after taking a look, he immediately turned around and came out.
The man pushed the door open, and before he could light the lamp, he hid on the wall, and the bedbugs on the roof crawled down the wall.
He would rather take Naha to sleep with the camel tonight than spend the night on that filthy, foul-smelling chase bunk.
As soon as the morning dawned, Yun Chu took Naha to the Yumen Gate to change the city gate, and by the way, he waited for Ding Dayou and the old monkey to enter the city.
When I changed offices, a little official with a pair of triangular eyes was very annoying, always questioning Naha's identity.
"He's really your sister-in-law, not an orchid?"
Yun Chu patiently nodded again and said, "This is the official's sister-in-law." ”
The little official rolled his eyes and looked at Naha and said, "Yunna? Not an orchid? How did your father give birth to such a thing? ”
Yun Chu took a long breath, and then smashed a punch into the eyes of the little official, this punch Yun Chu almost used the strength to eat, and the little official fell to the ground before he had time to scream.
Yun Chu felt puzzled, so he kicked away the table where the pen, ink, paper and inkstone were placed, picked up a table leg, and whipped it down without a head or face.
Yun Chu was wearing leather armor that could obviously show his identity as an official because he was going to greet Ding Dayou today, and he really couldn't figure out why he had to embarrass him on this wolf day.
So, with Naha, one person and one table leg, beat the little official like a drum and screamed.
When the soldiers at Yumen Pass found out that someone was beating their own people, they rushed up and began to help, regardless of Yun Chu's official status.
The soldiers guarding the door were not strong government soldiers, and they didn't dare to use their blades, and they could withstand the beating of the fierce tigers under Yun Chu's rage.
After a moment's effort, he was beaten by Yun Chu with a table leg and his head was bleeding and fell to the ground.
Yun Chu saw that no one dared to come up, so he threw away the table leg in his hand, lifted the little official who was beaten by him like mud, made some blood on his own face with his hand, casually hooked it on Naha's pass, and picked up the seal from the ground, used the seal on it, and finally kicked the little official in the face, making him basically toothless to eat, and then he felt that his anger dissipated a little.
Just as Yun Chu dragged Naha to leave, a middle-aged man on a horse blocked their way.
"Even if the little official's mouth stinks, isn't it too much for you to snatch the seal like this?"
Yun Chu glanced at the bright armor on the middle-aged man's body, took out a bag of golden gold from his arms and threw it on the little official's bloody face, and said to the man on horseback: "I think you may be heavier than me when you encounter this kind of thing." ”
The middle-aged man pursed his lips noncommittally and stretched out his hand towards Yun Chu and said, "I'll come and see where you are." ”
Yun Chu did not refuse, and handed over his place with both hands.
After reading Yun Chu's pass, the middle-aged man sighed and said, "You are the last remaining Tang man in the Battle of Qiuzi?" ”
Yun Chu shook his head and said, "Don't listen to what you say, there were still thirty-seven wounded soldiers in the Tang Dynasty at that time." ”
The middle-aged man was about to speak, when he heard Ding Dayou's rough voice coming from behind Yun Chu.
"Cheng Chumo, your Guizhou Prefecture Zhichong Duwei Mansion has all the people and horses, and less than half of the people and horses of my Shangzhou Zhichong Duwei Mansion are left after fighting with the Turks, you can pull your people out, let's compete."
Cheng Chu silently looked at Ding Dayou, who was also riding on a horse, and said: "Your subordinates' temper is inevitably too bad, and if they don't agree with each other, they will beat the guards at the gate, and I can't say anything." ”
Ding Dayou looked at the wailing soldiers all over the ground, stretched out his thick index finger and pointed at Cheng Chu and said silently: "A group of people were beaten like this by a young man, if it was my subordinates, I would have beaten them to death without being beaten by others." ”
Cheng Chu looked at Yun Chu who looked at him with a smile, and for some reason he also smiled, and returned Yun Chu's mistakes to him.
Chao Ding Dayou arched his hand and said: "Okay, this time the matter is over, Brother Huaide, we have a long mountain and a long water, and there will always be a day to meet in the future, next time, on another occasion, we will discuss which is shorter and which is longer." ”
Ding Dayou sneered: "A certain **** is one and a half feet long, if you don't believe it, you can verify it now." ”
Cheng Chumo laughed dryly, and helplessly pointed out that Ding Dayou was surrounded by his subordinates and walked away, as for the soldiers who were injured by Yun Chu, they naturally had others to take care of.
Ding Dayou saw that Cheng Chumo was gone, so he frowned and asked Yun Chu: "Why did you beat people like this in broad daylight?" ”
Yun Chu smiled bitterly: "The person who was beaten was sent by others to be beaten, and I just acted according to the wishes of others." ”
Ding Dayou smashed his mouth and seemed to understand the truth, and scolded angrily: "This dog's affairs seem to be getting more and more meticulous, and when I meet him in the future, I must be on guard, and I will ask you again, are you really not going to come to our army to join the army?" Even if it doesn't work now, Lao Tzu will keep this position for you. ”
Yun Chu shook his head and said, "I read too little, I need to see more and listen more." ”
Ding Dayou looked at Yun Chu's eyes and said, "Don't be too ambitious, the last time I saw a person like you, he didn't live past the age of thirty, and he died miserably." ”
Yun Chu arched his hand and smiled: "I strive to let myself live to old age and die, not for some other reason." ”
Ding Dayou said with a smile: "That's right, although the world is not very good, live one more day or earn one day."
Let's go, it's time for me to sit on the ground and share the spoils, I really want to see how much benefit this trip can bring to the brothers, whether it is enough to eat for a lifetime. “
Yun Chu laughed and said: "If all these goods are sold in Chang'an, even if it is not enough for every soldier to eat for a lifetime, it will not be much different."
However, the governor must befriend the officials of the city bureau in the east and west of Chang'an, so that the goods are always sold at a high price, otherwise, so many valuable goods entering the east and west cities will cause great trouble. ”
Ding Dayou said with a smile: "We have the Buddha's footprints and jade, with this thing, we can see the face of the sky, and then tell Your Majesty about our troubles, and Your Majesty will naturally help us solve it." ”
Yun Chu heard Ding Dayou say this, gasped and said: "Our goods are all robbed, the footprints of the Buddha are stolen, and all the goods entering the customs are illegal, do you want to tell Your Majesty all these things?" ”
Ding Dayou said nonchalantly: "I only know the big mistake, and I don't deceive Your Majesty's big mistake."
I am a stupid warrior, it is inevitable to make mistakes, as long as I do not deceive Your Majesty and think about Your Majesty, Your Majesty will always forgive me for my mistakes.
Besides, do you think Your Majesty really doesn't know about these things we do? Do you think that if I don't say it, no one will say it?
Yun Chu, deceiving His Majesty is the biggest mistake that those of us in power can make. ”