Chapter 3: God's Talent!
Yan Shaozhe thought about it and said: "Maybe it's because for some reason this little guy has awakened some special physique, since you like Xiao Tao, then adopt him, but it is a very troublesome thing to ask the teacher to remind you to take care of the baby." ”
"Teacher, I know." Ma Xiaotao hugged Tan Lidou and nodded, and said firmly.
Yan Shaozhe looked at the soul guide watch on his wrist and said that it was close to one o'clock in the morning: "It's not early, Old Song, you can help this child treat it, sleep here for one night tonight, and go back to Shrek tomorrow morning." ”
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Three days later
Shrek Academy
After two days of traveling, Yan Shaozhe's master and apprentice finally returned to Shrek Academy.
Ma Xiaotao stood in front of the gate of Shrek Academy with a baby in her arms and said excitedly: "Finally back!" ”
"Little Peach, don't run so fast! That kid can't stand it! Yan Shaozhe ran to Ma Xiaotao's side and said.
Ma Xiaotao looked down when she heard this, and found that Tan Lidou was still unconscious, but his face was red, obviously due to lack of oxygen, and then Ma Xiaotao raised her head and covered her mouth and smiled awkwardly at Yan Shaozhe, and said embarrassedly: "Teacher, you didn't see anything just now, right?" ”
Yan Shaozhe nodded with a chuckle when he heard this, and teased: "I didn't see anything for the teacher." ”
Seeing the ridiculous look on Yan Shaozhe's face, Ma Xiaotao stomped on the ground with some dissatisfaction, and then walked into Shrek City with Tan Lidou in her arms.
Shrek City is located on the Lima Plain, covering an extremely vast area, known as the first city on the mainland, is the most prosperous city in the entire continent, with independent autonomy, can manage all its own taxes, and does not need to hand over to any empire.
After Ma Xiaotao walked into Shrek City with Tan Lidou in her arms, she walked into a dessert shop.
The atmosphere of the dessert shop is warm between white and yellow, and the smell of sweet pastries in the air is fascinating.
Ma Xiaotao sat down at a table, put Tan Lidou on the table, picked up the menu and called the waiter to order a strawberry cake and two glasses of milk, leaned back on the chair, raised his head and waited.
"Got to the place?" Tan Lidou covered his dizzy head and said suspiciously in his heart.
"Little one, you're awake." Ma Xiaotao bent down and said softly.
"You...... You...... Be...... Who is it? Tan Lidou pointed at Ma Xiaotao with his chubby little finger and asked with a slight stammer.
After all, I haven't seen Dou Er, I only know that the protagonist is called Huo Yuhao, the heroine is Tang Wutong, and some supporting characters, and there are some incomplete plots, and I don't know the rest, and it seems that it's quite dangerous here, Tan Lidou was a programmer in his previous life, and when he encounters that kind of thing, it's already very good that he hasn't been scared out of any illness, and now he looks like a pervert or a murderer, although he now has Evolto's genes, and he can't die. (The protagonist has been sleeping for the past three days, the main reason is: Tan Lidou fused the Evolto gene, and it takes a while to fuse with the original gene)
"Little guy, don't be afraid, my name is Ma Xiaotao." Ma Xiaotao touched Tan Lidou's little head, smiled and said gently.
Tan Lidou felt the warmth and heartfelt care from Ma Xiaotao's hands, and gradually relaxed his vigilance, and then his eyes gradually moistened, and tears flowed.
"Don't cry, little one, what's your name?" Ma Xiaotao said a little overwhelmed. After all, she is still an 11-year-old girl, and she can't coax children at all, and she is even a little at a loss.
"Sandal...... Tan Li Dou ...... Dawn of the Dawn...... Fighting for the bucket. Tan Lidou stammered a little After all, it was just a full moon, even if he could speak, but because the vocal organs were not fully developed, he would stutter a little when he spoke.
Just when Ma Xiaotao was at a loss, a waiter walked up to Ma Xiaotao with a plate, put down a 90-degree bow and said, "I wish you a happy meal." ”
Ma Xiaotao looked at the waiter with a new gaze and thanked her, then picked up a fork with her right hand, forked up a large piece of cake, opened her small cherry mouth, and ate it.
While eating, he said, "Tan Li Dou?" It's so nice, then I'll call you Li Dou from now on! ”
Cuckoo!
Just after Ma Xiaotao finished speaking, Tan Lidou's little belly cried out uncontrollably.
Hearing this, Ma Xiaotao handed one of the glasses of milk on the table to Tan Lidou, and said with a smile: "Drink it, it's still hot, and when it's cold, you're going to have diarrhea." ”
Hearing this, Tan Lidou stretched out his slightly obese little hand to take the milk, took the straw in his mouth and sucked it.
Tan Lidou was not worried about anything wrong with the milk, because he saw the Shrek logo on Ma Xiaotao's chest, which means that she is Shrek's student or teacher and has nothing worth planning about.
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Five years later
Shrek's inner courtyard
On a meadow on Poseidon Island, a five-year-old child with blue silver grass in his mouth and short black hair and skin like a porcelain doll.
The child was lying leisurely on the grass, with his eyes closed, and humming some unintelligible songs from time to time.
Just when Tan Lidou was still leisurely enjoying the sun, a somewhat old voice came into Tan Lidou's ears.
"Li Dou has eaten!"
"It's coming! Dry rice dry rice! Hearing this, Tan Lidou quickly opened his eyes and got up, and ran towards a two-story Chinese-style building, Tan Lidou walked into the small building and walked into the kitchen.
In the kitchen, a kind-faced middle-aged black-haired man was busy in the kitchen wearing an apron.
"Li Dou brought out the dish I had just fried." Yan Shaozhe took off his apron and turned his head to Tan Lidou and said.
Hearing this, Tan Lidou picked up two dishes and walked towards the dining table in the living room.
After a while, Tan Lidou and Yan Shaozhe, so that all the dishes were served, and after all the dishes were just served, an untimely knock came from outside the door.
Tan Lidou, who had just sat down, heard the knock on the door and said to Yan Shaozhe, "Teacher, then I'll open the door." After finishing speaking, Tan Lidou walked towards the door, and said with a smile in his heart: "It seems that Sister Xiao Tao is out of school!" ”
Tan Lidou opened the door with a smile on his face, but was stunned the moment he saw the door, because it was not Ma Xiaotao, but a sturdy man about fifty years old like a gorilla, without a trace of wrinkles on his face, but with white hair like steel needles, which looked slightly vicissitudes. He is tall and burly, with a height of at least two meters and two feet. Broad shoulders and broad back, bronzed skin, strong muscles, and a strong smell of metal all over the body.
At this time, the man was carrying a robot figure with an unknown name in his hand, and said with a smile: "Li Dou, Uncle Qian is looking for something for you, can you see if you can help?" ”
"Uncle Chamber, if you have something to say, let's talk about it first." Tan Lidou bent down slightly, made a gesture of please, and said to Qian Duoduo.
Seeing this, Qian Duoduo was not polite at all, walked directly into the house, sat on a chair, and handed the bag containing the figure to Tan Lidou.
"Old Qian, what are you doing here again? How many times have I told you, Li Dou is from our martial soul department! ”
"Lao Yan, this is your mistake, Li Dou didn't even awaken his martial soul, how did he become your martial soul department, Li Dou don't pay attention to this old antique, come here, Uncle Qian will ask you a question." After Qian Duoduo sat down, he crossed Erlang's legs, showed a mouthful of slightly yellowed teeth, beckoned to Tan Lidou and said with a smile.
Hearing this, Tan Lidou walked over with a smile on his face, and asked suspiciously: "Uncle Qian, if you have any questions, you can tell me directly." ”
"Li Dou, Uncle Qian recently got a few soul guides of the Sun and Moon Empire, and found that the transmission speed of their soul guides is much faster than ours, why is this?" Qian Duoduo asked kindly touching Tan Lidou's dog's head.
"Uncle Chamber, can you lend me one of the things you got back to the deadline to study? I'll probably get the results tomorrow night. Tan Lidou said with his hand forcibly removing Qian Duoduo's big hand.
"You stinky boy, you want to dismantle one of my soul guides again, right? It's so cheap! Qian Duoduo said unhappily, but his hand still honestly stretched out to the storage soul guide and took out a very peculiar dagger.
"Uncle Qian, this is your fault, if you don't look at the soul guide core, how can I know the reason." Seeing this, Tan Lidou stretched out his hand to take the soul guide and said with a smile.
"Okay, old money, don't talk to the child, just sit down and eat." Yan Shaozhe saw that his rival was suffering a loss and persuaded with a smile.
Seeing Yan Shaozhe showing that treacherous smile like an old fox, Qian Duoduo was still very unhappy and said: "Lao Yan, you master and apprentice are secretly happy!" Damn it! ”
Then he picked up a pair of chopsticks and swept directly at the dishes on the plate, his teeth rubbed and made a creaking sound as if the dishes in his mouth were Shaozhe, and the two did not stop arguing, but they didn't say too much.
And Tan Lidou didn't mean to interject, just sat on the chair and waited quietly for Ma Xiaotao.
After a while, the knock on the door came to Tan Lidou's ears, and Tan Lidou quickly ran to the door and opened the door with a happy face after hearing the sound.
Then a 16-year-old girl in a red dress with Balenciaga wrapped around her legs and fiery red boots on her feet came into view.
The girl has a fiery red hair tied with a few small braids, pale pink eyes, and a perfect figure. (The reference here is to the manga and has been changed due to the timeline)
"Did Li Dou miss his sister?" Ma Xiaotao touched Tan Lidou's dog head and said dotingly.
"Of course!" Tan Lidou hugged Ma Xiaotao's slender willow waist and said with a smile.
Ma Xiaotao didn't get angry when she saw Tan Lidou's actions, but showed a helpless smile and said with a smile: "Then is there anyone bullying you, Li Dou?" ”
"Of course not, don't look at who I am, I'm a man with divine talents!" Tan Lidou suddenly let go of Ma Kai Ma Xiaotao, and said with his hands on his waist very gracefully.
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