Chapter Ninety-Four: What Should I Do If I Can't Beat It?

This hand shield move kill was taught to Yun Chu by Ding Dayou when he was idle and had nothing to do, it seemed that he only moved one step forward, but in fact it was two and a half steps, very similar to the step when playing badminton.

This is the reason why a badminton player can take care of such a large badminton court with a racket and only need to move two steps.

According to Ding Dayou's statement, as long as Yun Chu can strike twice in one breath, basically, he can be called a fierce pawn among the soldiers.

Yun Chu practiced every day for three months, and at present, he can only complete it once in the breath.

The old monkey's skills are relatively vicious, his own stature is not high, his strength is not big enough, his arms are not long enough, his legs are not long enough, and his own conditions are not suitable for face-to-face confrontation with people.

Therefore, his ability lies in poisoning, plotting, raiding, and escaping, which is basically a lot of skills that belong to the assassin.

If he goes head-to-head, Yun Chu will not be afraid of him, and at worst, he can fight with this old monkey and die together.

However, if the old monkey really wanted to kill Yun Chu, it was likely that Yun Chu would have died before he saw him.

Anyway, once the old monkey squatted in the thatched pit without paper, and when Yun Chu gave it to him, he found that this old guy had a knife in his crotch......

The old thieves in the Tang army, especially those with the word "founding" in front of the title, are all fierce generals who can fight against a hundred.

Listening to Ding Dayou, when the Xuanwumen incident occurred, Wei Chigong blocked a bridge alone, plus a horse lance, two Tang knives, and twelve short spears, and blocked a regiment of more than 300 people led by the prince on the opposite side of the bridge, and the army was defeated.

Yun Chu always felt that Ding Dayou's words had a lot of boasting, since he saw that Ding Dayou had one person tearing so many monks apart, Yun Chu no longer thought it was bragging, but would only think that Ding Dayou was beautifying Wei Chigong.

Yu Chigong has known him for a long time, and when he was a child, when he grew up, he often pasted Yu Chigong's portrait on his door.

I heard that Wei Chigong now likes to cultivate the Tao, and the whole person seems to be extremely peaceful without going out of the door, Li Zhi also respects Wei Chigong when he hears it, but whenever he gets good things related to the Tao, he does not forget to give Wei Chigong a reward.

Think about it, the old feats of the founding of the country who don't go out are the best old feats, of course, those old feats that have died at the moment before the victory are even more worthy of everyone's nostalgia.

Liang Jianfang is a real old thief, obviously old, and his temper is as hot as a volcano.

Thinking of this, Yun Chu rearranged the armor that had been taken out on the shelf, anyway, after wearing the armor, maybe it would make the old thief even more excited, and the beating would become even wilder.

Yun Chu also re-hung the good cowhide iron shield on the wall, and heard that the weapon that Liang Lao Thief was best at was a pair of drum urn golden hammers, which were said to be the blades left by the Han Fubo general Ma Yuan, a pair of hammers weighed one hundred and sixty pounds, and a single one weighed eighty pounds.

Unlike the hammer He Yuanshan used during the Qiuzi War, it is not as big as a better melon.

The macho man uses a fierce hammer, this is inevitable, if the old thief Liang can't pick up a one-to-one hammer weighing 160 pounds, Yun Chu will look down on him.

Anyway, no matter how big the old thief used his hammer, it would not be a problem to smash this shield with a hammer, and by the way, it would not be a problem to smash Yun Chu into a pulp, so the shield would not be used.

Martial arts, just like doing math problems, if you can't beat it, you can't beat it, if you can't beat it, you won't, and there is no middle way for you.

As for how to deal with the old thief Liang tomorrow, Yun Chu thought for a long, long time, and finally decided to ask Cui Shi to prepare a big bathtub for him when it was almost dawn, and he wanted to bathe in fragrant soup.

Cui Shi didn't understand why Lang Jun, who had always had a hard line style, bathed in fragrant soup, so he didn't ask too much, and prepared a lot of bath water with dried petals and flower oil for him.

Yun Chu soaked in it for a long time before it came out of the water fragrantly.

He also asked Cui Shi to put a lot of balm on his body, put on underwear and a shirt woven with yarn, and then put on a layer of snow-white robes.

Wearing a hair ribbon, the corners of the eyes were raised, and a sapphire was inlaid in the middle of the ribbon.

I drew my eyebrows with an eyebrow pencil, so that it matched with the pair of semi-finished Danfeng eyes, my face was not white enough, so I used a little incense powder, and finally gently bit the matchmaker, and the appearance of a rich man with red lips and white teeth appeared in the dim bronze mirror, more Jia Baoyu than his mother's Jia Baoyu.

Cui Shi loved this appearance to the crack of the bones, and couldn't wait to find a golden ring to tie up Yun Chu's hair, and added a red pompom to the golden ring of hair.

Don't look at the strong martial arts of the Tang Dynasty, and there is no resistance to the beautiful man with bright eyes and bright teeth. Also, macho men with bulging pectoral muscles in the chest and more than a dozen abdominal muscles on their stomachs are used to it, so they always have to find a few men similar to "Erjiaozi" to change their taste.

When Yun Chu stood up from the round bench, a delicate and weak rich boy appeared in front of Cui's family.

Just after Cui Shi had tears in his eyes and used a hairpin to smooth out a few disobedient hairs, he listened to Yun Chudao.

"With my appearance, I shouldn't be able to withstand a martial artist's punch, right?"

"Lang Junjing said nonsense, you look like this, that crazy person will use his fists against you."

Yun Chu scratched his itchy ears and said, "You said that I went to visit people like this, would people think that a prostitute took the initiative to send it to the door?" ”

"Bah, Lang Jun is talking nonsense, how can those pickled things be compared to Lang Jun?"

"It's better not to get beaten, or I'll think about it in the middle of the night in vain."

"Who is Lang Jun going to visit today?"

"My old leader, Yanmen Hou Liang Jianfang."

"Ah, it turned out that I was going to visit Liang Wuhou, why didn't Lang Jun say it yesterday, and the concubine should prepare gifts."

Yun Chu shook his head and said, "You don't need to bring other gifts, you just need to fill me with a pot of alcohol that you personally steamed from the wine." ”

"Lang Jun wants to treat someone?"

"Don't ask, go put it on, remember to reseal the lid, or the thing will run away on its own."

The wine jug was brought, Yun Chu took a sip lightly, and a strong smell of wine rushed straight to his head, and after three turns in his head, it flew straight down, like a stream of fire, straight to the stomach bag.

Two pieces of red rose on Yun Chu's cheeks, which made him, who was originally delicate, even more violet.

Seeing that it was dawn, Yun Chu did not go to the stable to find the jujube red horse, it is estimated that he will not like the appearance of the jujube red horse, and when he travels today, he naturally wants to take a car.

When Yun Chu came out of the house with a book and a wine jug, all the servants of the Yun family froze.

Even Jiufei, who has always boasted of having seen the world, was stunned for a while before he raised his thumb and said, "Lang Jun is really good color." ”

"Shut up your stinky mouth, catch the car, and target the Yanmen Hou Mansion!"

Yun Chu got into the carriage and never opened the curtains again, lest the people of Jinchangfang see it and think that he had really become a "second man".

The Yanmen Marquis Mansion is in Tonghuafang, which is very close to the Imperial City, and it is the second closest place to the Imperial City.

When Yun Chu arrived at the Yanmen Hou Mansion in Tonghuafang, there was already a slender figure standing there.

took a closer look, but found that it was Di Renjie.

This discovery made Yun Chu's heart warm, and he decided at the moment that if he really needed friends, this guy could be in the first place.

"Brother Yun, a certain family was timid yesterday, very ashamed, went back and thought about it all night, and decided to break into the tiger's den of Yanmen Hou with Brother Xian."

Seeing the carriage of the Yun family, Di Renjie couldn't wait to step forward, lifted the door curtain, and prepared to pull Yun Chu down and break into the tiger's den in Longtan together.

When Yun Chu got off the carriage, Di Renjie saw Yun Chu's appearance clearly, as if he was electrocuted, he suddenly let go of Yun Chu's hand, and said tremblingly: "Who are you?" ”

Yun Chu shook the sleeves of his snow-white robe, and said to Di Renjie with a smile: "I look like this, will the Marquis of Yanmen come up and punch me to death?" ”

"Why are you like this?"

Yun Chu raised his hand to sort out the sleeves of his somewhat inappropriate robe, and said to Di Renjie: "I have thought about it, in terms of martial arts, I can't beat the Yanmen Hou at all, and I don't even have the ability to defend, compared with the Yanmen Hou who can tear the tiger, leopard and bear with his hands, those who can do martial arts will only be beaten more miserably, which can be seen from the injuries of the six people who were injured in the Guozijian."

The stronger the martial arts, the worse the beatings became, the hands and feet of the one with the highest martial arts were broken, and the martial arts of one body were considered invalid. The old doctor, who doesn't know martial arts, was only thrown out by others, and only had a few bruises.

Since the Marquis of Yanmen regarded the beating of Mr. Teaching as a means of resistance, no matter who he was, he could not escape the beating.

In order to get beaten less, or not to be beaten, I had to try to make myself look weaker.

You say, with the body I am showing now, will the Marquis of Yanmen think that I am vulnerable, and then just throw me out of the mansion? ”

"You can't make yourself smell good, right, my God, you have rouge on your face?

Oh my God, you're still making your lips red, is that what a man should use? “

Yun Chu also felt that he was very perverted by doing this, so he resisted Di Renjie with his shoulder and said, "Otherwise, you can also dress up, so that I won't feel embarrassed." ”

Di Renjie shook his head resolutely and said, "I'd rather reason with Yanmen Hou!" ”

Yun Chu sighed, admiring Di Renjie's head iron in his heart, and deeply regretting his ignorance.

If a humanoid beast like Liang Jianfang could listen to the truth, he would not be Liang Jianfang.

I haven't seen Liang Jianfang carry a head connected to half of the vertebrae from the flesh-and-blood Chinese army tent, so he is not worthy to say that he understands Liang Jianfang.

(End of chapter)